Crestline High School - Fortyniner Yearbook (Crestline, OH)

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Ileen Marshall, will my seat in band to anyone who has any spare time. Pauline Simmermacher, will my clothes to Becky Quail. Dorothy Rankin, will my understanding and appreciation of Crestline High to any student who wants the fun of going to school. Linda Lombard, will my ability to march on the right foot at the right time to Eugene Cox. Bunnie Rohrer, will my ability to turn yellow in chemistry to any chemistry student who wants it. Carolyn Smith, will my sense of humor to Mrs. Withers. Deirdre Kraner, will my ability to have a police escort to a gas station to anyone stupid enough not to have enough gas to get there. Connie Yost, will my seat in Mrs. Bishop's second period study hall to anyone. Judy Krichbaum, will my position as Homecoming Queen to the next lucky girl. May she have a better time with the crowning than I did. Nancy McKean, will my freckles to Millie Fullenlove. I think she needs a few more. Ronnie Barker, will my ability to give current events on Kentucky to Danny Barker. Jeanie Barker, will my set of car keys to my brother, Danny. Look out for the Omar man, Dan. Denny Tuttle, will my position as right guide in the band to Eugene Cox. Don't trip on the yardlines, Cox. Inez Solinger, to Margie Ratcliff will my cymbal solos. May she learn the scale quicker than I did. Anthony Tesso, will my ability to work in shop to Tom l-lines. May he never get sim anything done. Witnessed by: L 4 at - ,, .-Wil fe-st -

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I, Helen Scanlon, will my French horn to anyone who likes to play UMP - UMP - PA -PA. I, Linda Pry, will my ability to go with one boy to Dorothy Smarto. Is it possible, Dot? I, Mary Vuich, will my quietness and good behavior in class to Lana Hensley. I, Nancy Robinette, will my red hair and sun-tanned freckles to Loraine Widman. I, Sallie Ryan, will my naturally curly hair to Norma Mollenkoph. I, Carol Horning, will a door knocker to Mr. Engle. May he never lose it. I, Jim Jones, will my hair to Mr. Howe. I, Gary Legg, will my ability to pick a World Series winner to Jim Moleno. May he make as much off somebody else as I made off of him. L Elwood Hensley, will my barbells to Bones Bender. May he lose some of his extra pounds. I, Wilma Tinkey, will a baseball bat to Miss Dove for her 5th period Math class. She could use it! l, Mary Louise Burkhart, will my job as popcorn girl at the local flick to Loraine Widman. I, Sally Stanovich, will my position as secretary of the Athletic Association to anyone who wants it. fHope you do a better job than I did.j I, Bill Garrett, will my two years' experience in Legion baseball to the next rookie I, Kathryn Brown, will my nice figure and sweet personality to Sandra Mills. l, Billie Arcudi, will my weight problem to Larry Levy. I, Joyce Poth, will my position as accompanist in choir to Dot Smarto. Have fun! I, Bob Mayfield, will my football ability to Joey Brewer. I, Mary Exenkamper, will one of my sack dresses to Faye Griebling. fWe must keep up with the styles, Fayelj I, Carole Yost, will my height to Ronnie Studer. I'm sure he can use it. I, Judy White, will my natural blonde hair to Margie Ratcliff. I, Henry Keib, will my Bible to Digger Beck. I, Nik Pry, will my size 12 basketball shoes to Mouse Ransom. I think they'll look better on him. We, Dave Boyd, Joel Reed, and Stu McAllister, do hereby will Mead Hall back to Mrs. Fischer. I, Paula Trent, will my position as assistant Librarian to Donna Carpenter. May she have better luck than I did. I, Joseph Sperduti, will my position as janitor at the Roxy Restaurant to Bill Burk- hardt, Crest show custodian. I, Eldon Bauer, will my ability to guide the first rank in the band to Russ Sauers. Keep it straight! I, Susan Sampsel, will my curly hair to Larry Sampsel, May he never get a butch. W 3

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, ,....,,s,,,,,., T 1 iv W Paris, France October 4, 1958 Dear Olga and Anastasia, It sure was wonderful to leave little 'ole' Crestline for our trip around the world to visit some of our old classmates. You can imagine our surprise when we met LINDA UOMBARD in a Paris night club dancing under the name of Fifi, the Fabulous Fan Dancer. While watching the fans, who should come shuffling by but JO JO PIERRE SPERDUTI pushing a broom. On our way out we passed DAVE BOYD, Paris' official wine taster. Early that morning we stopped in at PAUL Cl-lICO FRENGEL'S Steam Bath and Gym and, to our amazement, bumped into FUNNEL McALLISTER who is a profes- sional weight lifter. Our next stop brought us to Greenland where we were met by HENRY KEIB who was, at the time, building a monastery for penguins out of ice blocks. Further inland we found TOM HORN- ING and CHARLIE BALLINGER doing research work concerning the growth of sea weed on land. Working with them was BONNY LONG, their sled dog trainer. Due to the fine work of ambassador NIK PRY, who also stars in a play entitled, The Gettys- burg Address, we were able to obtain visas to enter Russia. We toured the Moscow University where SCAB FISHER is Director of Internal Athletics. We also talked with BUTCI-I PAYNTER, the HEAD man in the Human Anatomy Department. We bought a newspaper on the corner from BILL GARRET. In it, we read that MIKE TACKETT, chief interpreter at the United Nations, had retired and was vacationing in China. We decided to look him up. After talking to Mike, we saw WOODY HENSLEY, who told us he was a part-time guitar- teacher in a Chinese home for retarded children. As we passed a restaurant we saw someone waving a pair of chopsticks and yelling, There's no holes in these straws! It was DAVE RUN- YON gorging himself on Chinese food. Next to the restaurant we saw WILMA TINKEY selling white blackboards, an invention of philanthropist DAVID GLAUER. His inventing co-worker is SALLY STANOVICH, whose latest inventions were gray-flannel lolly-pop covers and re-usable kleenex. That evening we went to a Philharmonic Concert and saw TOM BRANNON directing the orchestra with his hands tied behind his back. Tom ar ' ,lnced that DENNY TUTTLE'S trumpet solo had to be cancelled because Denny was home taking a bath and pounding the dents out of his horn. During the intermission it was announced that LARRY ARLEN, leader of the Young Revolutionists, had been sentenced to life in Siberia for tipping over the Czar's outhouse. On the boat trip home we saw DOROTHY RANKIN knitting chartruese beanies for her troupe of trained mosquitoes. One evening, on the boat, we were molested by RONNIE BARKER, who was collecting belly-button lint for a Kentucky biscuit recipe. Also on the boat was DAVID GROH who was returning from Egypt where he collected enough sand to fill his 51 minute hour glass. Sincerely, Edgar and Alfred