Creede High School - Miner Yearbook (Creede, CO)

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CLASS PROPHECY After many unsuccessful years as a horror novelist, James Henry, at the request of Stephen King, turned to military nursery rhymes. His most famous works include America Had A Little Bomb. After spending eleven years re-learning her Texan accent Patsy Miller was accepted by the Dallas Cowboys. . .as a cheerleader, of course!!! Ater a very serious and unfortunate accident with a Dado Blade, Tommy Wardell developed a much higher speaking voice. After being rejected by the Vienna's Boy's Choir he became a pop music singer in the style of his idol Michael Jackson and made enough money to buy Standard Oil. After starring for many years in a Las Vegas adult version of Annie, Julie Rolfe is now the leading choreographer for Tommy Jackson Wardell. Ralph Hinshaw appeared in bandages and plaster because he was in an accident on his way to the reu- nion. Nervously wondering how the class would react to his ponytail, Ralph chewed through his CB cord and received such a shock that he hit a hay truck on a bridge and broke his arm. After working ten years for a local businessman, Chris Crenshaw is still in Creede waiting for his first paycheck. After retiring from the Marines Paul Valencia came back to Creede in a sherman tank with two win- dows, one for Doug Good and one for his dog. Dwayne Miller is now a major pop music lyricist with a pierced nose who writes hits for Tommy Jackson Wardell. Some of his Grammy Award winning hits are Girls Just Wanna Have Me , You Might Not Think l'm Crazy and Brain Loose. Geniel Hosselkus is unable to be here with us tonight because she has experienced a severe emotional breakdown, when after years of attending various colleges to finally obtain the credits necessary to at- tend Notre Dame, the school was burned down. After years of trying to find a job as a Drivers' Ed teacher, Brad Moore joined Chuck Kroll who had retired from the music business where he was a hard rock singer known as Rockin' Kroll. Together Brad and Chuck built a car wash behind the gym called The Golden Shower. Kate Cook who became a world class olympic skier is now a fashion model for women's ski wear. After only going to college for six months, Lori Carpenter dropped out in order to become the head statistition for NBC. She is unable to be with us tonight because she is taking stats on the final round of the NBA championships. Karen Shehorn has announced that she is getting married. She shocked the group when she said she had given up hope on Clayton graduating and she was marrying his younger brother, Justin. As everyone expected Becky Martinez married Michael Beall. They are now the proud parents of a family coed basketball team.

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PRUM Toastmistress . Response . . . Comments . . Junior Prophecies Dinner Senior Wills . Closing Remarks Dance Kindra White Lori Carpenter Mr. John Goss Michael Beall Aimee Bevan . . , , Tommy Wardell Geniel Hosselkus , . C .... Luke Crenshaw SF . ii XE ..