Crane Union High School - Mustang Yearbook (Crane, OR)

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Senior Wills ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------' I, Dana Rupp, of limited body and mind do hereby bequeath to Kathy Hougland her own personal muffler (made to fit) in hopes that Crane will once again know a little peace and quiet. I, Kat hie Schouviller, of nonexistant mind and body do hereby will a case of straws and a box of napkins to Rusty Hammond and Daniel Stoddart so that they can amuse themselves during the boring moments of life that they encounter, and to Bertha Robinson and Gary Miller, a bottle of aspirin each so that they can follow their own advice. I, Mark Siegner, of large body and feet, hereby will to Brad Thompson an 8x10 mirror so when he comes in after weightlifting and gives it the old muscle flex, he can start to fill the mirror up, and to Darwin Armstrong, I will my room so that he can hang more pictures of Amy. I, Steve Carter, being of superior mind and Atlas type body, will a one way ticket on a tramp steamer to Tasmania for a main bout with the Tasmanian Devil to John Robinson. Also my marvelous ability for gassing the halls to Chris Everhart, Buster Seely, and Scot Kreger, otherwise known as the good, the bad, and the ugly. I, Polly Maupin, being of somewhat slow mind and bruised body, do hereby will to the freshmen class a dictionary so they can find out what words mean instead of relying on Scott Cronin’s discretion, to Joe Williams, a pair of slightly baggy sweats to cover those gorgeous legs so he won’t be such a distraction to the female tennis players, and to Don Williams, the ability to keep his clothespins to himself. I, Rise Thew, do hereby and forthwith bequeath to these beneficiaries the following: to the freshmen class, I will my entire savings, 43c, to help get their treasury out of the hole from their president being late to Student Council Meetings. To Gary Trump, I leave a cassette tape of whining, moaning and muttering, so he won’t miss me next year in Typing II, and to Don Williams and Tony Betts I bequeath my excellent driving expertise, so I can laugh at them for awhile. I, Bobbi Jordan, being of demented mind and uninspiring body do hereby bequeath the following things to the following people: To Jerri Carey and Renae Dunn a couple of mops to clean up after their water bombs and a years supply of Cheetos for their midnight munchies. Also, to Renae, 100 new toothbrushes so she’ll always have a spare. To Jill Montgomery I will a portapottie for those all-night “pajama parties”. To Jody Farnsworth I leave a telephone answering machine to take care of all those obscene phone calls, and last, but certainly not least, I want Polly and Shoey to each have a bottle of apple-scented powder to dump on their unsuspecting victims, but not me! We, the Senior girls of the class of 1982, being of unused minds and unusual bodies, do hereby leave to the Sophomore girls the case of champagne bequeathed to us by the class of 1980. The booze is gone, but we know that you can put the corks to good use!! I, Vicki Land, being unsure of mind and off-balance of body, hereby will the following: to Kelly Ash, a bottle of confidence so that one day she may play tennis like John McEnroe, to the goof-offs of the under classes, the ability to graduate without any worries of being short with credits, and to room 10, a live-in maid so on Wednesday night Bertha doesn’t have to keep yelling at them to clean their room. I, Eric Schulze, being of torn mind and worn out body will the following: to Buster Seely the ability to make sure all of his football gear is on before playing a game. To Dean Reed, a room by himself so that he won’t be scared awake every morning. To Brad Thompson and Bucky Everhart, brains enough not to admire themselves in the mirror during weightlifting, and to Mr. Goff, a bottle of aspirin just in case he has to put up with someone like me during woodshop next year. I, Todd Thompson, hereby will to ‘Bucky’ Everhart a years supply of toothpaste, preferably Crest, for those unfortunate dark spots that keep appearing on his neck. We, Kathie Schouviller and Dana Rupp, of observant minds and nonobserved bodies hereby will Newt Stone and Colleen Rupp their own personal Black Books so that maybe they can keep record of the guys they have flirted with, the guys they haven’t flirted with yet, and the guys they’d better not flirt with. 18 V

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TOP LEFT: 'Fami Jones poses on a sand dune. BOTTOM LEFT: Biology students take a stroll along Siltcoos Outlet Beach. TOP RIGHT: Lucettie Gunkle steps aboard the bus. ABOVE: Richard Beard looks out to sea from the jetty. 17

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 I, Alden Chamberlain, hereby will to Scot Kreger a set of clearly labeled bottles so that he can determine the difference between fixer and developer. I, Rusty Hammond, of unsafe mind and sounding mouth, hereby do will all the lover boys of Crane Dormitory the window of room 14 and a vacuum cleaner. The window for two reasons: to talk thru when John’s here, and to crawl thru when he’s not. The vacuum cleaner is so that they can clean up their own mess in my room the next morning. I also will Alissa Shelley a small quiet house on a cement foundation for her rock and roll escapades, and to my faithful roommate the knowledge that suicide can be committed with a big mouth when it’s pointed up the wrong way, and the sense to realize that his face doesn’t really look or feel too bad the way it is. I, Tony Betts, with forgettable mind and unreliable memory, will my “I was needed at home” passes to Mrs. Goff and Mrs. Miller for they might have someone they might want to give them to, and I also will my Atlas in Seven Days” book to Brad Thompson, who needs it as much as I do, and last but not least, my bad sense of humor to Mr. Curelo, who, I know, knows what I’m talking about. I, Cathy Dunbar, being unsound in mind and totally ‘out of whak’ in body do hereby will to Russell Hammond his choice of either a strong belt or a pair of skin tight rubber pants, so he won’t have to be embarrassed when the Moon is shining bright and busses of girls go by, and to Steve Carter, a giant Hot-Air balloon which we all know he can put to good use. I, Mark Oltman, being of far-flung mind and futile body, do hereby will to Scott Cronin an all expense paid band trip to La Grande so that he may pursue his Musical Activities” in a familiar atmosphere and to Rusty Hammond I will a weekend of midnight rendevous at Frenchglen. I, Michael Cargill, being of unsound mind and unsure of body do hereby will to Brad Kirby” Thompson a Charles Atlas 7- Day Body Builders Course, in hopes that one day his physique will be as great as he claims it to be, and also to Brad, I dedicate the song The Streak in memory of his record breaking sprint around the gym in the middle of winter with nothing on but his jock, and in closing, to Mark Siegner I will a college roommate who will know how to go to bed at a decent hour of the night and one who won’t tell his “secrets” while he’s asleep, like I did. I, Dave Rossberg, will the time and space I took up with my truck to Mr. Wilson, so that he may be able to get more student projects in the shop. I also will to Mark Hamm my Boss Hog outfit and musical horn so that he will be able to play the Lone Ranger. I, Dean Reed, being of exceptional body and extemporaneous manner hereby will my muscles to Todd Schouviller so that some day he will be a more confident wrestler and to Troy McKenzie a Robert Redford face and a Burt Reynolds body so that the girls will come to him and he won’t have to exhaust himself chasing them. I, Kevin W. Davis, being of lazy mind and equal body hereby will the following: To Eric Schulze a muzzle for night use. so at 2 o’clock in the morning he won’t be waking up everybody, and to Shane Bennett the hard fingers to be able to ring the fire alarm in the dining room without saying that he hurt his fingers after he hits it. We, Harvey Gunkle and Troy Phillis, being of complex minds and somewhat stale bodies, will our simple understanding of the computer to Dean Munsey in the hopes that he will be able to understand what the heck he is doing to that poor helpless computer when he loses his favorite game. I, Pam Wilson, being of sound mind and bruised body, hereby will Mike Nichols a lint brush to keep all foreign objects off his Atlas body, also to Mark Oltman and Kevin Davis a years supply of pepper for their elaborate tastes, and last but not least, to Mike Cargill I will a rearview mirror for those embarrassing situations where he finds the need to back up. I, Carla King, do hereby will Rene’ Raney a pair of gym shorts for basketball practice next year, since she seemed to have outgrown the pair she wore this year. I, Daniel Stoddart, of tough skin and brilliant humor hereby will to Kurt Casey a woodstove so that he will no longer have to complain that the cistern is so cold, also plenty of wood so that he doesn’t have to disturb his feeble mind to keep the fire going. I, Darwin Armstrong, will my old but faithful Athletic Supporter to Buster Seely who tends to forget his on occassions, and I will my Super Blue Socks to Rick Wilson since he admired them so much during my past football seasons and weightlifting classes, so maybe he can control himself from tearing them off of me, so here’s to you Pilgrim! I, Gary Miller, of beautiful bod and rough luck, hereby will the Freshmen boys a truckload of girls so that Judy Montgomery can find some peace and quiet in her life, to Darwin Armstrong I will my side of the room so that he will have more space for his pictures of Amy, and to John Opie I will 100 gallons of milk to strengthen his bones, and if that doesn’t work, a ton of tape to hold them together. 19 V