Crane Union High School - Mustang Yearbook (Crane, OR)

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TOP LEFT: 'Fami Jones poses on a sand dune. BOTTOM LEFT: Biology students take a stroll along Siltcoos Outlet Beach. TOP RIGHT: Lucettie Gunkle steps aboard the bus. ABOVE: Richard Beard looks out to sea from the jetty. 17

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Biology Trip i j TOP LEFT: Wet jeans and barefeet make it all worth while. ABOVE: Carl Schulze showing his unique running ability. TOP RIGHT: Lyle Hammond, Joe Moser, Richard Beard await for the surf. BOTTOM RIGHT: Jody Farns- worth makes waves. 16

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Senior Wills ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------' I, Dana Rupp, of limited body and mind do hereby bequeath to Kathy Hougland her own personal muffler (made to fit) in hopes that Crane will once again know a little peace and quiet. I, Kat hie Schouviller, of nonexistant mind and body do hereby will a case of straws and a box of napkins to Rusty Hammond and Daniel Stoddart so that they can amuse themselves during the boring moments of life that they encounter, and to Bertha Robinson and Gary Miller, a bottle of aspirin each so that they can follow their own advice. I, Mark Siegner, of large body and feet, hereby will to Brad Thompson an 8x10 mirror so when he comes in after weightlifting and gives it the old muscle flex, he can start to fill the mirror up, and to Darwin Armstrong, I will my room so that he can hang more pictures of Amy. I, Steve Carter, being of superior mind and Atlas type body, will a one way ticket on a tramp steamer to Tasmania for a main bout with the Tasmanian Devil to John Robinson. Also my marvelous ability for gassing the halls to Chris Everhart, Buster Seely, and Scot Kreger, otherwise known as the good, the bad, and the ugly. I, Polly Maupin, being of somewhat slow mind and bruised body, do hereby will to the freshmen class a dictionary so they can find out what words mean instead of relying on Scott Cronin’s discretion, to Joe Williams, a pair of slightly baggy sweats to cover those gorgeous legs so he won’t be such a distraction to the female tennis players, and to Don Williams, the ability to keep his clothespins to himself. I, Rise Thew, do hereby and forthwith bequeath to these beneficiaries the following: to the freshmen class, I will my entire savings, 43c, to help get their treasury out of the hole from their president being late to Student Council Meetings. To Gary Trump, I leave a cassette tape of whining, moaning and muttering, so he won’t miss me next year in Typing II, and to Don Williams and Tony Betts I bequeath my excellent driving expertise, so I can laugh at them for awhile. I, Bobbi Jordan, being of demented mind and uninspiring body do hereby bequeath the following things to the following people: To Jerri Carey and Renae Dunn a couple of mops to clean up after their water bombs and a years supply of Cheetos for their midnight munchies. Also, to Renae, 100 new toothbrushes so she’ll always have a spare. To Jill Montgomery I will a portapottie for those all-night “pajama parties”. To Jody Farnsworth I leave a telephone answering machine to take care of all those obscene phone calls, and last, but certainly not least, I want Polly and Shoey to each have a bottle of apple-scented powder to dump on their unsuspecting victims, but not me! We, the Senior girls of the class of 1982, being of unused minds and unusual bodies, do hereby leave to the Sophomore girls the case of champagne bequeathed to us by the class of 1980. The booze is gone, but we know that you can put the corks to good use!! I, Vicki Land, being unsure of mind and off-balance of body, hereby will the following: to Kelly Ash, a bottle of confidence so that one day she may play tennis like John McEnroe, to the goof-offs of the under classes, the ability to graduate without any worries of being short with credits, and to room 10, a live-in maid so on Wednesday night Bertha doesn’t have to keep yelling at them to clean their room. I, Eric Schulze, being of torn mind and worn out body will the following: to Buster Seely the ability to make sure all of his football gear is on before playing a game. To Dean Reed, a room by himself so that he won’t be scared awake every morning. To Brad Thompson and Bucky Everhart, brains enough not to admire themselves in the mirror during weightlifting, and to Mr. Goff, a bottle of aspirin just in case he has to put up with someone like me during woodshop next year. I, Todd Thompson, hereby will to ‘Bucky’ Everhart a years supply of toothpaste, preferably Crest, for those unfortunate dark spots that keep appearing on his neck. We, Kathie Schouviller and Dana Rupp, of observant minds and nonobserved bodies hereby will Newt Stone and Colleen Rupp their own personal Black Books so that maybe they can keep record of the guys they have flirted with, the guys they haven’t flirted with yet, and the guys they’d better not flirt with. 18 V