Crandon High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Crandon, WI)

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CLASS PROPHECY It’s a balmy afternoon in early June. Pete Samz, President of General Motors Corporation, is in the huge and magnificent Andrew Carnegie Memorial Library in New York, looking tnrough the Who's who in America. Suddenly he stops, turns back a page, and declares, Bob Rogers and Tom O'Donnell, as co-owners of the Squeal and Beef Packing Company. Well, well, who would have thought itl They were in the class of '50. That's right, Pete, we've all done well. Bill Leahyl Where'd you come from'.' From the next shelf. I mean--I was looking at books on the next 3helf and over-heard you. You know, of course, that my office is here in New York. Sure, I had heard you were making your millions as head of the All American Heel shoe corporation. Congratulations 111 Thanks, you haven't done so badly yourself, but what do you hear from the rest of the class? Mrs. Paul Briggs (she used to be Nona DeMars in the good old days) and her three little Brigg3' went on a long trip just recently, free train fare, of course. Rosemary Grandine is head of the Evolution Theory Society of America. Marvin Roberts and Celeste Palmer have finally tied the knot and are settling down in Hiles. He is the science teacher at Crandon High School. Shirley Antonuk is personal secretary to the President of the United States. (The Democrats are still in power, Mr. Koppi) Ruth Netzel, author of several best sellers, is in Alaska visiting Lieutenant Delores Gryczkowski of the Women's Air Force, and putting the finishing touches on her latest book, Crusade for Democracy in our Scnools. 30b Case has just been awarded the Best Basketball Player of the Century medal. A great honor, indeedJ Mr. and Mrs. Richard Kerr (the former Lois Jean Jackson) are moving to Madison where he will take over his duties as head of the Wisconsin University. As Bill stops to catch his breath, Pete takes over. Yes, and Virginia Fulk gave up and excellent position as private secretary to Miss Sharon, (Virginia Sharon) head of the Sharon's Modeling Agency, to go to Hollywood. She is now the Lana Turner of i960. Jerry Kopp has taken over his father's position as history teacher. Ray Mattson is game warden, and Sheriff John Baumgartner has just arrested him for poaching off the reserve. Arlynn Kline, who is head of the State Traffic Patrol, has just reviewed the case of Ken Morrison, who was caught running to get to his office at the In and Cut Information Bureau on time. Otto Thomaschefsky has just employed Whiskey Anderson as chief bartender in his Seven Aces Nite Club. Alda King and Geneva Elam, the famous Gold Dust Twins of Tin Pan Alley are currently being featured there. Mildred Kegley never has any worries about riot receiving mail promptly from her sister-in-law, formerly Dorothy Waite, because her husband still runs the mail truck. Garner Oettinger, who has replaced Einstein as the greatest scientist in history, has just hired Donald Kott as his left-hand assistant scientist. Reuben Dorau is now sole owner of Himes Lumber and Coal Company. He has emoloyed Florence Jaeger as his private secretary. Oh, Bill interrupts, Loyal Abney, owner of the Horsey Horse Academy, is giving a big rodeo in which he features those two famous sinking cowboys and his former classmates, Bob Ritcnie and Jim Palmer. 12

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CONGRATULATIONS CLASS WILLIAM DU POUR Bill” He does most of his reciting in study hall. BONNIE VAN CLEVE Bunny” In my desk my books do lie; they’re at rest and so am I. ROBERT SAMZ Louie OhJ Tell me a way to gain knowledge without studyl ALDA KING Alda Sing and I'll sing with you, study and you study alone. 11 OF ’SO DOROTHY WAITE Doy You can always tell her by the noise she doesn’t make. OTTO THOMASCHEFSKY Thomascheck Is there anything I can do sitting down? GENEVA ELAM Geneva Some say she's studious, some say she's not; but we know she's friendly and that means alot. KENNETH MORRISON Ken I got caught studying once, but I've nearly lived down that disgrace.

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nJunior McKillion owns a group of hotels throughout the country, famous for their hostesses, who are also from the class of '50. Regina Benser is in the Waldorf of New York, Carol Lamond has taken over in Chicago and Anita Orlowicz in San Francisco. Edward Ginzl owns a gas station in Crandon, and is currently employing Jim Asbach as a gas tank--whoons, I mean as an attendant. Carol Fenske is the beautician at Crandon and Bonnie Van Cleve is her assistant. They spent their day off last week visiting Mary Jean Marvin at her home in Argonne. Bill Packard has just been chosen as one of the Toni Twins of I960. Guess which Twin has the ToniJ Ray Burger is chief illustrator of a large concern serving all the leading magazines of the country. Otto Nickols is the owner of the corporation• Charles Steagall and his wife, Alice Whitt, are leaving Annapolis, where he was Naval Commander, and moving back to Crandon to settle down. Burton Rathert, the famous brain surgeon, is now employed at the Mayo Clinic. Beatrice Randall took her sociology class on a tour of Bob Samz and Bill DuPour's Model Farm. Well, Bill, I guess that's all of them. Our old classmates have all done pretty well, haven't they? Surely have 2 1 Well, Pete, I guess I'd better be getting back to the business. Yeah, me too. See you around As the bovs part and walk down the street in opposite directions toward their respective offices, we, too, say fondly, THE CLASS OF 0 HAS DONE WELLJJ 13