Cradock High School - Admiral Yearbook (Portsmouth, VA)

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Cjood dCucL to the Cdia 33 We, the Seniors in Mr. Weatherford’s gov’t, classes humbly leave him one pound of Imperial margarine so he can have his very own crown. I, Alfreda Fuller, will Sharon Hudson 12 pair of artificial duck iips to cover those large ones on her face. I, Wilson Ricks, being of sound mind and body leave Gerald “Dr. Pepper” Farmer a pair of alligotor shoes to match his lizzard face. We, the Senior men, after careful survey of the matter, leave Janet Crutcher a tube of Clearsil to clear up those two bumps on her chest. I, Aaron Moore, leave Mrs. Borum a buzzard to match her voice. I, Cindy Burkholder, leave Pam Martin one pair of do-it-yourself lips so when no one else is around, she can give herself a hickey. I, Debbie Taylor, leave Charlie Edwards 7 different girls for each night of the week. I, Peggy Worrell, being very crazy, do hereby leave Peggy Lawrence a full color portrait of Mr. John Thompson, her sweetie. I, Jackie Heptinstall, leave Mr. Bailey a free trip to New York since he tried so hard. I, Wayne McClellan, leave Mr. Sneed a pair of headphones hooked to the loudspeaker so he can hear the announcements. I, Robert E. Garris, Jr. do hereby leave all future Seniors of C.H.S. a “Weatherford- less” room 203 . . . one way or another. I, Velma Shepherd, in sound mind and body, leave Mr. T.J. Bailey the new camera S-L-70 so he can see his victims on the spot. I, Keith Brinson, leave Linda Ford my locker in the football locker-room, complete with everything to be equal. I, Terry Dorn, a representative of Mr. Weatherford’s 3rd period class, hereby leave him our 9 month-old stacks of newspapers and a bulldozer so he can shove them. 24

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We, Ricky Klugh, Rob Mickley, Donnie Cox, Tony Tessenear, Linda Ford, and Mark Wiseman leave Cradock High!!! I, Sandra Cooper, leave Michael Lamb 1001 ways to rap to a girl without talking about football or basketball, because he can’t play a lick. I, Nathaniel Perdue, do hereby leave Marvin Riddick a full-sized photo of Richard Alvin Ausley so he can stop wondering where he is. I, Larry Dennis being of sound mind and body, leave Mr. Weatherford some of my mustache so that his may become more plainly visible. WE, Ruth Whitehurst and Frances Spiaggi, leave Dean Alley a year’s supply of “Cover Girl’’ make up and a pair of size 15 All-Stars. I, Victor Jones, hereby leave for Dwain Wadley my afro wig. I, Debbie Gaines, leave Miss West at least 600 “I must not chew gum’’ paragraphs. I, Maurice Harris, leave the Class of 75 one big GOOD LUCK because they’re gonna need it. I, Diane Willoughby, do hereby leave Cheryl Gustafson one book entitled, “How a Married Woman Should Act.’’ I, Cheryl Gustafson, do hereby leave Diane Willoughby one book entitled, “How to Get Married Without Gaining Weight.’’ I, Merklin Jackson, leave to all my darling women friends, a college picture of me “streaking” with my lovely body.” I, Alben Sellers, leave John Sumner the book entitled, How To Put the Blast on a High School Babe, by Charlie Wade, alias “the Mole.” I, Richard Holland, leave Mrs. Ziegenfuss one truck-load of Miss Clairol in hopes that it wi ll cover her red roots. I, Frances Spiaggi, leave to Ruth Whitehurst one book entitled, How to Decide Who to Marry. 23

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I, Jerry Chinn, leave Harvey Jones 2 gallons of sun tan lotion for his nose when he goes to the beach. I, Faith Williams, leave to Julia Williams one giant pack of cigarettes so she looks as big as she thinks she is when she smokes. I, Cindy West, do hereby leave to all the underclassmen, Mr. Weatherford, Mr. Lynch, Mr. Fane, Mr. Warren and all the other boys in the band. We, the students of Mrs. Wimbush’s English class leave her a book on “thoughts for today.’’ I, Jo Ann Brown in solemn mind and body leave to Glenwood Bowser, 25 Afro wigs. We, the Senior class members of 1974, leave to Sara Swearingen . . . one tube of epoxy tooth paste. In the hopes that when she brushes her teeth, it will seal her mouth shut. I will to Jackie Hoskins a new record because “Get Down, Get Down’’ has gotten her down. I, Larry Dennis, will to Rudy Sykes a one week trip to a body shop; maybe they can straighten his crooked head. I, Sheila Newsome, bequeth the entire Senior class a free tour of Giant Open Air Market. I, Rob Mickley, leave to Karl Wayne Riddick, an eight foot statue of his red-neck idol, Richard Huneycutt. We, Paul Suggs, Mike Long, and Marty Davis do hereby leave Mr. Paul Lynch one bottle of black ink so future DECA students won’t have to strain to see his mustache. I, Rob Mickley and the entire Senior class wish everyone the best of luck in the future. ROB MICKLEY. . . CLASS LAWYER 25