Cradock High School - Admiral Yearbook (Portsmouth, VA)

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We, Ricky Klugh, Rob Mickley, Donnie Cox, Tony Tessenear, Linda Ford, and Mark Wiseman leave Cradock High!!! I, Sandra Cooper, leave Michael Lamb 1001 ways to rap to a girl without talking about football or basketball, because he can’t play a lick. I, Nathaniel Perdue, do hereby leave Marvin Riddick a full-sized photo of Richard Alvin Ausley so he can stop wondering where he is. I, Larry Dennis being of sound mind and body, leave Mr. Weatherford some of my mustache so that his may become more plainly visible. WE, Ruth Whitehurst and Frances Spiaggi, leave Dean Alley a year’s supply of “Cover Girl’’ make up and a pair of size 15 All-Stars. I, Victor Jones, hereby leave for Dwain Wadley my afro wig. I, Debbie Gaines, leave Miss West at least 600 “I must not chew gum’’ paragraphs. I, Maurice Harris, leave the Class of 75 one big GOOD LUCK because they’re gonna need it. I, Diane Willoughby, do hereby leave Cheryl Gustafson one book entitled, “How a Married Woman Should Act.’’ I, Cheryl Gustafson, do hereby leave Diane Willoughby one book entitled, “How to Get Married Without Gaining Weight.’’ I, Merklin Jackson, leave to all my darling women friends, a college picture of me “streaking” with my lovely body.” I, Alben Sellers, leave John Sumner the book entitled, How To Put the Blast on a High School Babe, by Charlie Wade, alias “the Mole.” I, Richard Holland, leave Mrs. Ziegenfuss one truck-load of Miss Clairol in hopes that it wi ll cover her red roots. I, Frances Spiaggi, leave to Ruth Whitehurst one book entitled, How to Decide Who to Marry. 23

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Will and Delta men i The 1973-74 Last Will and Testament WE, Debbie Dale and Mary Whitaker, do hereby leave Mr. V. Scott Weatherford one heart, in the hopes that he will use it next year. I, Joe Williams, leave Mrs. Vance a free weekend with Clint Eastwood. I, Mr. X, being of sound mind and body leave Brother Dean a part II to his famous movie Big Foot. I, Faith Williams being of sound mind and body, leave Julia Williams one giant pgck of cigarettes so that she looks as big as she thinks she is when she smokes. I, Cindy West, do hereby leave James Blakenship one can of Renuzit so he won’t smell like a smoke factory any more. I, Tommy Larsen, leave Jesse Wells one canary, so he can stop his solo act and start a duet. I, Lorna White being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave Phyllis Reid and Michelle Rollins a book entitled, “The Latest Gossip.’’ I, Jesse Wells, leave Randy Allman one diploma so he can finally graduate. I, Velma Shepherd in sound mind and body, will Angela Hudson 27 long dresses with high collars so I can stop seeing those views. I, Tony Tessenear, being of foggy mind but pure body leave Ms. Linda Ford one James Vogler so that she can date him on weekends after spending the weekdays dreaming about other guys. We, the members of Mr. Weatherford’s gov’t, classes being of tired bodies with writer ' s cramp, do leave to Mr. Weatherford a guilty conscience consisting of 2 billion newspaper articles, so that he may feel secure. I, Joe Williams, leave to Alben Sellers one ticket to “Deep Throat.” I, Glenn Stephens possessing the mind and body of the Imperial Wizard, leave my former history teacher, Mr. Thompson, a book entitled, “How To Teach History Without Making A Complete Fool of Yourself,” written by Mr. Thomas L. Bailey. 22

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Cjood dCucL to the Cdia 33 We, the Seniors in Mr. Weatherford’s gov’t, classes humbly leave him one pound of Imperial margarine so he can have his very own crown. I, Alfreda Fuller, will Sharon Hudson 12 pair of artificial duck iips to cover those large ones on her face. I, Wilson Ricks, being of sound mind and body leave Gerald “Dr. Pepper” Farmer a pair of alligotor shoes to match his lizzard face. We, the Senior men, after careful survey of the matter, leave Janet Crutcher a tube of Clearsil to clear up those two bumps on her chest. I, Aaron Moore, leave Mrs. Borum a buzzard to match her voice. I, Cindy Burkholder, leave Pam Martin one pair of do-it-yourself lips so when no one else is around, she can give herself a hickey. I, Debbie Taylor, leave Charlie Edwards 7 different girls for each night of the week. I, Peggy Worrell, being very crazy, do hereby leave Peggy Lawrence a full color portrait of Mr. John Thompson, her sweetie. I, Jackie Heptinstall, leave Mr. Bailey a free trip to New York since he tried so hard. I, Wayne McClellan, leave Mr. Sneed a pair of headphones hooked to the loudspeaker so he can hear the announcements. I, Robert E. Garris, Jr. do hereby leave all future Seniors of C.H.S. a “Weatherford- less” room 203 . . . one way or another. I, Velma Shepherd, in sound mind and body, leave Mr. T.J. Bailey the new camera S-L-70 so he can see his victims on the spot. I, Keith Brinson, leave Linda Ford my locker in the football locker-room, complete with everything to be equal. I, Terry Dorn, a representative of Mr. Weatherford’s 3rd period class, hereby leave him our 9 month-old stacks of newspapers and a bulldozer so he can shove them. 24