Cowley College - Tiger Daze Yearbook (Arkansas City, KS)

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FUN AND GAMES DEPT nc T05- How to play tic-TAC-toe Rule One: Pay your 504 fee and you're a year-long member of the most active club on campus. ltheir middle name is ACTIONQ Rule Two: Learn the lyrics to Hold That Tiger. Rule Three: Attend all school games and lip-snych the spirit song with the cheerleaders. Object ofthe game: To spirit the Tigers to the heights of victory. :il v uv-I 18

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SELECTIVE INTERPRETATION DEPT. Student Government Association produced many entertaining times for CCCC students in the past year. Often, however, credit was not given where credit was due. Pick up an old copy of the school newspaper and you will probably see a report on SGA activities. But often it is difficult to tell where the blame andfor credit should be placed. To remedy this unfortunate situation, merely fill in the numbered blanks with one choice from the corresponding numbered lists, and you'll be enjoying the literary chance of a life time when you complete . . . THE MAD 'DO IT YOURSELF' SGA STORY declared today that . must i-ii-1 at CCCC. Speak- ing 5. , hefshe said that 6. wasfwere absolutely necessary-iL---. 1. , cuoices I 1. Dr. Andre DuChateau Phyllis Marotta DeGaye Riley Mary Graham Alfred E. Neuman - Arnold Lytle 2. SGA Advisor Senate representative candidate for SGA president Entertainment Committee Chairman Slanted SGA beat reporter 3. the College Senate The SGA I more scholarships the basketball team the journalism idiots 4. be dissolved take a cutin pay ' win a couple of games be established be reorganized ent Government Association include: Jim McLung, Ronda Diane Baerg, Linda Sherwood, Alan President Phyllis Marotta, Scratch, Babruth, Debra Boyer, Secretary Mary 2. , be exterminated 5. at the Senate meeting at the SGA meeting at a pep rally off the cuff in his! her sleep at a rally of crazed anarchists almost incoherently 6. school spirit disension reorganization organization a Iynching mob molotov cocktails parliamentary procedure rock bands 7. to burn the CCCC administration building to have a successful homecoming for making student desires heard to eliminate waste to make kids interested in SGA for progress Graham, Entertainment Committee Chairman Connie Brougher, Mary Stone, Debbie Thresher and Sponsor Dr. Andre DuChateau. A X A f ,,,. X. wry., .X -N' ess.. s we Fw,-xx N .X Ronda Mulkey and Alan Smith were identi- fied from the police line up and were sentenced to one year of hard labor as president and vice-president of SGA for defacing public bathrooms and littering the halls of CCCC with campaign posters. ' x .f fx. X55 i , L Audi f Q X l .,. , W -X nf' ' an X J 'xx 0' - ff'i'ZiS,',X L ' C. I i we N l U

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NIGHTENGALE DEPT. THE SHOW MUST GO O . AND 0 .ANDO Nobody knows the troubles l've seen, bemoaned August Trollman in barroom baritone. He lifted his head from his crossed arms, balanced on the directing stand. lt wasn't too bad when Bertha Butts bit a bite of Bernard's baloney and badgered up her braces. I wasn't even too discouraged when Marotta's Maulers meant to meander up to a movie and ended up missing the most miserable meeting l've ever had in choral directing. He paused and breathed from his diaphram, always setting a good example for his choir students, even in his hour of dispair. Something had happened to 18 of the 20 members and the biggest event of the musical season was scheduled for tomorrow: the Talent Show. And it looked as if a duet might be the only act to throw be- fore the angry lions lor is that tigers?J and most of them weren't even Christian. Oh dear, what can the matter be? Fostine Moncrief beamed harmonically, floating into the auditorium. It's my choir, Auggy said, dejectedly. And l'lI cry if I want to. Something has happened to 18 of my 20 choir members. Illness, mental retardation, absence of vocal cords, two broken necks, five geese a grinnin', four ladies laughin', and two measily partridges in a pear tree. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, I always say. It was Fostine saying. Speaking of my two healthy 'birds, ' August said, peering at Fostine from behind his director's baton. I hope they're not in the bushes. They might get poison ivy of the throat. Gasp, Fostine gasped. Not poison ivy of the throat! lt's just a hunch, Auggy warned. But my hunches are usually accurate. Oh what will I do about the Talent Show? We're not going to let this thing get us down, Auggy, Fostine reas- sured. We'Il put on that show even if we have to do it ourselves! At that moment, in walked the birds. Sure 'nuf: poison ivy of the throat. That does it! Auggy cried. C'mon Fostine, we've got work to do. Atta boy, Auggy. Let's knock 'em out. And they did. Auggy and Fossy put on a performance that prompted the hit song, From 20 to 2, I'Il Always Love You. The performance was more memorable than the song, but the last line paid tribute to the duo who did their derndest not to disappoint the dreamy-eyed dredges that showed up for the Talent Show. The words go likes this, lto the tune of Frankie and Johnnyj Auggy and Fossy were cohorts, They never let a good thing die. And when they snowed 'em at the Talent Show It was bvious that they would go... fnow to the tune of the Lone Rangerl ... to the top, to the top, to the tallest heights of the tallest top, the tallest top, the tallest top, the tallest top, the tallest top, to the top to the toptothetoooooppppppp! lcrunchj Choir members included Jeannie Billings, Deanna Deets, David Dimit, Brad Holt, Rose Jordan, David Miller, Sally Rush, Carol Stone, Mark Blair, and Connie Brougher. :me W sgmm-MMR ,... 4. X gym' www. I K f, X W K . N nr WWW. - was .. .sg X fe sum- 'J' NNMQNW Nap ag-gg: xx ewsgax-A ,dh , :N b I A ,QV ix -2 X Wi S 'SY M. X. in ' , ' ,435 .ss Us M . W I Xl ' Vi N-'X ' .I sv- '- ' ,V . ..,. .-.., Q J 5 A W A J ef P , . M f if , K ,. , i-.aswell sf , slim' A - 1 g , Ngwy -as 23 5 A fzittfifgfi YFNAQ .W Q '3WNSNl-mom .msfls as A - A we new - has 'm+w.w1' E'