Cowley College - Tiger Daze Yearbook (Arkansas City, KS)

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We Wonder-- . . . .if the Calculus class could ever be, without those three incomparables, More, Getter, and Bur- nell. Old Doug really believes that a perfect circle is an unkown series of straight lines. !!!!! Chooooooorse laaaaaaaughj. Burnell can some- times be heard to cry out, Draw the curve! He believes that everything should have a curve Scientilically speaking, we think Burnell is very practical. Getter is yust an old unbelieverf' . . . .if Brains Kroenert has a scientific formula used in catching the eye and also the dances with a certain high school blonde at the Tigerama. . . . .if you are aware of cupid's lastest conquest? Then you should see the new light in Ben fRu- dolphb Rifflels eyes. We think it's swell that Ben, the womanhater, has finally condescended to give the girls a break and us a new insight on Ben's unblemished, innocent character. We have not seen any of Bob and Bing's patty- cake demonstrations yet .... note .... it is barred from the halls of this juior college ..... . . . . we hope. 1it,..f...L Did You I4n0w--- . . . .that a brief dscussion entailing such timely questions as, how to rid oneself of nervousness during the final exams, brought forth the ingen- ious idea of using invisible ink on one's arm and wearing glasses that would clarify the ink. How- ever, after some debate, the idea was given up when all at once Albert Scruton said, That would not work boys, because information would set in and you would have to have the arm amputatedf' . . . .that Harold Ream was in town three days, when all at once, Wham! he spent a nickel! . . . .that it became known last week in class that economists, K. R. Galle and Doyle Young are allied under a common question? . . . .Asked Galle, I wonder how the government knows the amount of tax to levy on each piece of property, Mr. Young '? . . . .Said Doyle, You know, that is what 1 was wondering. . . . .that a certain fellow was telling a small group of college boys about dates and how the girls should conduct themselves when they are takevn home? He proclaims that it is conventional for a girl to give the date a good-night kiss after being taken to the door. According to this philoso- pher, a lover's salute is a form of thanks. . . . .Bert Stoefel, one of the audience, shyly said, I sure like a lot of thanks . . . . .Lyle Green was out for track? A close ob- server said that Coach tark literally shook him into it, telling him to report or else ! As we said, Lyle is out for track .... Bill Sherwood cannot complain of lack of cooperation on the part of his fellow students? Losing five cents when he bit on the current penny trick , Sherwood immediately started enlightening his fellowmates-at five cents or the equivalent thereof. He reports a net profit of 40 cents, two cigars, and a few bottles of pop to date-we call that prosperous coopera- tion. One fellow economist suggested that we plow him under. Did you ever stop to think how much the em- ployees of a certain high school and junior college hang-out Cbetter known as Dye and Fesj know about you? We don't mean they're snoopy either! However, they just can't help over-hearing some of those juicy bits of gossip now and then. CPersonal to Carl, Merle, and Speck: It's a good chance for blackmail IJ Coach, we sure hate to see you leave .... . for more reasons than three! You're such a good subject to tease that we can't imagine what all the poor journalists will do next year without you. No foolin', it will be so dull here without your cheery grin 1By the way Coach, your pretty wife ought tto be quite an inspiration to your Southwestern team !J These glamour girls who spend their week- ends in sorority houses o the campus of some big college make us very envious. Lucky girls! Prob- ably the tops in globe-trotters is Jeri Ames. ln two years she has visited Kansas State College, Kansas University, Emporia State Teacher's Col- lege, Washburn, Oklahoma University, and the Universty of Arkansas. How's she doin'? What's this we hear about a new club-- For Men Only '? It seems that any fellow who wants to date any one certain girl but can't is eligible to join. There are various reasons why the dating might be impossible-finances, parents, competi- tion etc. Personally, we think all they lack is N ERVE! Did you know Bonnie Smith has had an offer? No, not of marriage. CThat's too much to hope for!! Nevertheless. Lee Johnson, who leads a slick, swing band at Emporia State Teacher's College, has offered her a job as his vocalist next year. Bonnie says her plans are too indefinite to decide what she will do yet. Sounds swell to us, Snookums . FQ D' -mi NK . il!!! J 5 I llfttttil li-' XX r ll 1 . . tr I n I' ! l lf! if - 'N Y . ? - i:' 'I L fy gi 5 Q 5 are . 5' N nf . 0 hy lffx ti !-w E--'lil H. L V ,.,. ff--L . . , -4 , -0

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