Cowan High School - Sachem Iris Yearbook (Muncie, IN)

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COMMERCIAL PRINTING COMPANY Job Printing of all kinds Phone 1103 Muncie, Ind. p8.:su- i:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.::::..:..: JOHNSON HARDWARE COMPANY Hardware — Stoves Paints and Oils :: Phone 405 Muncie, Ind. j M. L. MEEKS SONS Funeral Directors ! Phone 134 Muncie, Ind. W. H. BALLARD SON Hardware and Stoves Painters’ Supplies Tin Shop 207 South Walnut St- Telephone 190 Muncie, Ind, E. W. YOUNG Cowan, Ind. GROCERIES Fresh Cured Meats HARDWARE NOTIONS Sargent Paints and Enamels Co wan Phone SEE ARTHUR BRINDLE for your barber work HAIR BOBBING a Specialty Cowan, Indiana Thorola Radios and Speakers KEESLING’S GARAGE Oakville, Indiana

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The Cowan Mirror A. Shumm: Why are those men paint- ing the inside of the hen-coop?” Caldwell: So the hens won’t pick the grain out of the wood.” Father: But didn’t your conscience tell you you were wrong?” Son: Yes, but I don’t believe every- thing I hear.” Raymond: What does a freshman re- mind you of?” Ruth: Oh, not much of anything.” 1st Freshie: Would William Tell?” 2nd Freshie: No, but General Wood.” Miss Blank: Why were you tardy?” Robert Turner: Class begun before I got there.” Mr. Shumm: I wonder why all the girls smile at me!” Ruth: Maybe it is because they are too polite to laugh out loud.” Bill L.: I’ve eaten beef all my life and I am as strong as an ox.” Bill S.: That’s strange. I’ve eaten fish all my life and I can’t swim a stroke.” Miss Kirkham wants the world to know that she can see through a joke just as well as aynbodv, but she doesn’t see anything funny in them. M. K.: What’s the matter with these straws?” Austin: Why, they have holes in ’em.” If Yorktown is a city, is Cowan? If poker is a game, is Liverpool? Roy (nervously): Meet Miss — erah, ah, er, ah-----” Pauline: Never mind giving your col- lege yell; finish the introduction” Beulah: Kathleen’s new photo must be a jolly good likeness.” Pauline A.: Why?” Beulah: She’s had it two days and hasn’t shown it to anyone.” Haul on the Camera (Two senior girls talking as Bob R. re- turns from the studio): 1st Student: Gee, but Bob looks sick! I wonder what’s the matter?” and 2nd Student: Oh, he’s all dolled up and has been to have his picture taken.” For Rent — My assembly seat, every other day, together with my text books.— Perry. Mrs. Saunders: 'T understand your son is very much inclined toward study.” Mrs. Shockley: Yes, he’s inclined so far that he slid to the bottom of the class.” Everyone was ready and it was time for the play to begin. Mr. l.eeka: Bill, run up the curtain.” Bill R.: What do you think I am — a squirrel?” Lost — My good reputation with the teachers. Would give anything for its re- turn as it is a family heirloom.—Marshall Harrold. For Sale — One perfectly good book, en- titled Advice to the Love-lorn.” Can per- sonally recommend it to bring quick results. — Marion Kirp.