Covington High School - Lest We Forget Yearbook (Covington, KY)

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Teacher-Ralph, what is the finest wood? Bright Ralph-Sawdust. :F ak 4: Fair German Student-Ich bin sehr schon. Freshie-XN'onder where she bought it? Pk if ak Teacher-VVhat does A. D. mean? Pupil-After Death. sf is is Mama, said Harry, didn't the missionary say that the heathen don't Wear any clothes ?', K'Yes, dear. VVell, mama, then why did papa put a button in the con- tribution box ? is ff 24 A clergyman, in preparing a funeral discourse, thought it might be Well to learn the last words of the deceased, so he asked the little boy what his father's last words were. Last Words? Oh, he didu't have any. My mother was with him to the last, answered the boy. F 4 C783

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A young man and young lady were strolling. The boy was from the Junior English Class. He desired to show the young lady his ample vocabulary. Seeing a negro fishing, he said: Rastus, art thou endeavoring to entice the finny tribe to engulf in its gorgeous mouth a barbed hook, upon whose summit is placed an enticing morsel? Rastus-No, sirg I'se iishin'. Say, Vic, said Mac, I'll bet the girls can do something you can't. What's that ? asked Vic. Stick hatpins in rats without makin' 'em squealf' Master-Did you enjoy your trip to the city, Pat? Coachman-Divil a bit, sorrg I'll nivir go near the city again 'til I've been there enough to learn me way 'round. A little girl tried to explain to her grandmother the efficacy of prayer. Last night I prayed for it to rain, so I wouldn't have to go to school, and it didf, Well, dear, answered her grandmother, can't you pray to-night for warmer weather to help poor grandrna's rheumatism ? That night she heard her granddaughter praying: Oh, Lord, please make it hot for grandmall' Pk Fl: PF Mein Gott! Mein Gott! Vot language dot! Ich can not English sprechen: Shust so sure as I vas right, My lands! I vas mistaken. vp if Qi: A-grade teacher, after having a medical examination in her room recently, wrote the following note to the parents of a cer- tain boy: Your little son, Charles, shows signs of astigmatism. NVi1l you please investigate and take steps to correct it F to which she received a note in reply saying: I don't understand exactly what Charles has been doing, but I have Wolloped him to-night and you can wollop him to-morrow, and that may help some. f 77 D

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