Covington High School - Lest We Forget Yearbook (Covington, KY)

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THE I. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Io. I 1. INFIRMARY. RECORD or DRS. KILLEMOFF AND SOAKEM Fon THE YEAR 1908-09, IN C. H. S. PRIVATE HOSPITAL. Broken jaws - can't be set - caused by using big words - joe Heizer. Magnum Caput-heads must be set in rims-William Austin, .Tustin Huber, Katherine Regan, Mary Mills. Hopelessly insane-removed to the safe ward-Leslie Applegate, Joe Furnish, Si Wettig. Magnum Corpus-can probably be cured by strict diet of water and toothpicks-Irma Bussey, Helen Gainey. Katherine Cherrington, Bernard Cohen, Chester Werner, Dotie Macklin. Toomanycigarettos-can be cured gradually- William Drexelius, John Curry, William Simrall. Toomanyhubigpieatus - incurable - Mr. Dalrymple. Smiletus - doctors gave up the case - Mr. Cox. Enlargement of brain-brought on by too much study -- Helen Stacey, Abe Behrman, Sara Gofton, Edith Cobb, Carrollton Wells. Stutterstammer-cured by inserting tongue between two toothpicks - Elmer Ware. Strawberry rash - cured by talcum powder - caused by too much rouge-Bryce Dettor, Vertner Deupree. Lost voice - Mr. Warman - Too much singing. C745

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BRADSTREET AGENCY. VARIOUS STATISTICS REGARDING THE WEALTH AND SOCIAL STANDING OF HIGH SCHOOL PIIRILS AND FACULTY. Name. AUGUST BRETTSCIINEIDER. HUBBARD BUCKNER. . .. MR. DALRYMPLE. .. .. . . MABEL GORMLRY. ,. .. . . RORERTA GROSS . . . L. B. VVILSON .... HELEN GAINEY . .. MISS KENNEDY . .. LOUISE lWULL1KIN. . . . . . GUY ROWLETT .... LOUISE VVILKIE .... . . . WILLIAM SIMRALL ....... HARRY SCHEIBLA .... .. . .. VVARNER VVILSON ........ MR. Cox .......... . . . LENA BLACKBURN .... .. . . EMMA THOMPSON... JOHN SCHEIBLA .... .... HELEN STACY ....... . . . WILLIAM CUSHINC ...... . Valuation. One abbreviated basketball suit. Several samples of pineapple silk for his graduation dress. Two Hubig pies, one bowl of soup. One second-handed pretzel. Innumerable wishes on hair pins. More 'wit than height. More width than height. Many remarks, Such as Not so loud, girlsf' An affection for Chemistry. 12,623 hearts on a string. A bunch of Class pins. A place on the honor roll. One cent QCS2j. The Junior Class clues. Many broad, expansive Smiles. One bottle of Oriental Bloom of Youth. Several yards of height. An immense vocabulary of big words. Several hundred E's. A great number of questions in Latin. C735

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WIT DISPENSARY. PREPARATIONS oF LEADING PHARMACISTS. A little nonsense, now and then, Is relished by the best of men. ' as Pk X The world is old, yet likes to laugh. New jokes are hard to find. A whole new editorial staff Can't tickle every mind. So if you find some ancient joke Decked out in modern guise, Don't frown and call the thing a fake- Iust laughg don't be too wise. Pk ik Dk Teacher-VVho can use the word judicious in a sentence? Pupil-VVe had roast goose for dinner and other Jew dishes. as as as Teacher-XVhat is the plural of n1an ? Bright Pupil- Men. Teacher--VVhat is the plural of child ? Bright Pupil- Twins, vs if asf V A stranger addressed the farmerls boy across the fence: Young man. your corn looks kind 0' yellow. 'KYes, that's the kind we planted, replied the boy. Don't look as if you would get more than half a crop. VVe don't expect tog the landlord gets the other half. Then after a short time the man said: Roy, there isn't much difference between you and a fool. No, replied the boy, only the fence. C753