Covington High School - Lest We Forget Yearbook (Covington, KY)

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BRADSTREET AGENCY. VARIOUS STATISTICS REGARDING THE WEALTH AND SOCIAL STANDING OF HIGH SCHOOL PIIRILS AND FACULTY. Name. AUGUST BRETTSCIINEIDER. HUBBARD BUCKNER. . .. MR. DALRYMPLE. .. .. . . MABEL GORMLRY. ,. .. . . RORERTA GROSS . . . L. B. VVILSON .... HELEN GAINEY . .. MISS KENNEDY . .. LOUISE lWULL1KIN. . . . . . GUY ROWLETT .... LOUISE VVILKIE .... . . . WILLIAM SIMRALL ....... HARRY SCHEIBLA .... .. . .. VVARNER VVILSON ........ MR. Cox .......... . . . LENA BLACKBURN .... .. . . EMMA THOMPSON... JOHN SCHEIBLA .... .... HELEN STACY ....... . . . WILLIAM CUSHINC ...... . Valuation. One abbreviated basketball suit. Several samples of pineapple silk for his graduation dress. Two Hubig pies, one bowl of soup. One second-handed pretzel. Innumerable wishes on hair pins. More 'wit than height. More width than height. Many remarks, Such as Not so loud, girlsf' An affection for Chemistry. 12,623 hearts on a string. A bunch of Class pins. A place on the honor roll. One cent QCS2j. The Junior Class clues. Many broad, expansive Smiles. One bottle of Oriental Bloom of Youth. Several yards of height. An immense vocabulary of big words. Several hundred E's. A great number of questions in Latin. C735

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HIGH SCHOOL CURIOS. May, who is not a month. A Penn without a point. Mills that do not grind. CWjrigl1t that is better than might. The llleek, who shall inherit the earth. Wayne that is not a fort. Woods that are not forests. A Goodman who is a girl. Hazel who isn't a nut. A Rose without a thorn. Wlzlte that is sometimes black. A Fleck without a slope. A l'Vard that is not in a hospital. Byron who can't write poetry. A Smitlz who can't shoe horses. A Cross too heavy to bear. Two Gross girls who sind sehr kleinf, Blank books containing much wisdom. A .lalfajp born in America. Silver that can not be coined. Regina who is not a queen. Stella who is not a star. August who is not sublime. Brown that is white. A Cook who knows nothing of Domestic Science An Earle who is not a nobleman. A lVarnz'an who can keep cool. A Hubbard who owns no dog and no cupboard. A Shine that can not be dulled. A quiet Howell fhowlj. Johnsons who are girls. Clements not noted for mildness. Wachs which can not be melted. Rowlett which does not mean a little row. 723

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THE I. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Io. I 1. INFIRMARY. RECORD or DRS. KILLEMOFF AND SOAKEM Fon THE YEAR 1908-09, IN C. H. S. PRIVATE HOSPITAL. Broken jaws - can't be set - caused by using big words - joe Heizer. Magnum Caput-heads must be set in rims-William Austin, .Tustin Huber, Katherine Regan, Mary Mills. Hopelessly insane-removed to the safe ward-Leslie Applegate, Joe Furnish, Si Wettig. Magnum Corpus-can probably be cured by strict diet of water and toothpicks-Irma Bussey, Helen Gainey. Katherine Cherrington, Bernard Cohen, Chester Werner, Dotie Macklin. Toomanycigarettos-can be cured gradually- William Drexelius, John Curry, William Simrall. Toomanyhubigpieatus - incurable - Mr. Dalrymple. Smiletus - doctors gave up the case - Mr. Cox. Enlargement of brain-brought on by too much study -- Helen Stacey, Abe Behrman, Sara Gofton, Edith Cobb, Carrollton Wells. Stutterstammer-cured by inserting tongue between two toothpicks - Elmer Ware. Strawberry rash - cured by talcum powder - caused by too much rouge-Bryce Dettor, Vertner Deupree. Lost voice - Mr. Warman - Too much singing. C745