Covington High School - Lest We Forget Yearbook (Covington, KY)

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HIGH SCHOOL CURIOS. May, who is not a month. A Penn without a point. Mills that do not grind. CWjrigl1t that is better than might. The llleek, who shall inherit the earth. Wayne that is not a fort. Woods that are not forests. A Goodman who is a girl. Hazel who isn't a nut. A Rose without a thorn. Wlzlte that is sometimes black. A Fleck without a slope. A l'Vard that is not in a hospital. Byron who can't write poetry. A Smitlz who can't shoe horses. A Cross too heavy to bear. Two Gross girls who sind sehr kleinf, Blank books containing much wisdom. A .lalfajp born in America. Silver that can not be coined. Regina who is not a queen. Stella who is not a star. August who is not sublime. Brown that is white. A Cook who knows nothing of Domestic Science An Earle who is not a nobleman. A lVarnz'an who can keep cool. A Hubbard who owns no dog and no cupboard. A Shine that can not be dulled. A quiet Howell fhowlj. Johnsons who are girls. Clements not noted for mildness. Wachs which can not be melted. Rowlett which does not mean a little row. 723

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SHOE SALE. SPECIAL Fon To-DAY oNLv. Try them on, if they don't lit, keep stillg if they do, remem- ber 'that silence is golden. Pair No. I.-A quality well known, especially to C. H. S. girls - Girls, the bell has rung! ' Pair No. 2.-Not so generally known as No. I, but correct style and much in evidence in Cicero class - Ain't that a ablatxve absolute P Pair No. 3.-Known to every one who has ever sat in the study hall before recitation- Take my advice, and don't do it. Pair No. 4.-KNOWN to all the German classes, two Latin classes, and the Civics class- I wouldn't do that-well, you might, too, but H- Pair No. 5.-Very popular shoe, sold in extra broad sizes, widely known- VVhy, that's in the subjunctive mode! Pair No. 6.-Familiar to all acquaintances of a certain female basketball guard -- Now, 'magine l Pair No. 7.-Popular for ladies and misses, distinctive style, graceful, pointed toes- How on earth do you make that Psyche ? Pair No. 8.-Known by girls who hang their hats in Room 23 most fetching style- You've been in there two minutes, Miss -ff' Pair No. 9.-Fine quality, patent tips, French heel-- Pm not little, at all! Pair No. IO.-MOSt popular style- Oh, I forgot all about that Home Reading book! Pair No. II.-Easy and comfortable -- Say, translate this one sentence, please! Pair No. 12.-Very popular in an English History class- Mn ---, sit in that last row for the rest of the lesson, please ! C719

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BRADSTREET AGENCY. VARIOUS STATISTICS REGARDING THE WEALTH AND SOCIAL STANDING OF HIGH SCHOOL PIIRILS AND FACULTY. Name. AUGUST BRETTSCIINEIDER. HUBBARD BUCKNER. . .. MR. DALRYMPLE. .. .. . . MABEL GORMLRY. ,. .. . . RORERTA GROSS . . . L. B. VVILSON .... HELEN GAINEY . .. MISS KENNEDY . .. LOUISE lWULL1KIN. . . . . . GUY ROWLETT .... LOUISE VVILKIE .... . . . WILLIAM SIMRALL ....... HARRY SCHEIBLA .... .. . .. VVARNER VVILSON ........ MR. Cox .......... . . . LENA BLACKBURN .... .. . . EMMA THOMPSON... JOHN SCHEIBLA .... .... HELEN STACY ....... . . . WILLIAM CUSHINC ...... . Valuation. One abbreviated basketball suit. Several samples of pineapple silk for his graduation dress. Two Hubig pies, one bowl of soup. One second-handed pretzel. Innumerable wishes on hair pins. More 'wit than height. More width than height. Many remarks, Such as Not so loud, girlsf' An affection for Chemistry. 12,623 hearts on a string. A bunch of Class pins. A place on the honor roll. One cent QCS2j. The Junior Class clues. Many broad, expansive Smiles. One bottle of Oriental Bloom of Youth. Several yards of height. An immense vocabulary of big words. Several hundred E's. A great number of questions in Latin. C735