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A MIDSUMMER NIGHTMARE. fWith apologies to dem' old Bill, John K. Bangs, and everybody generallyj DRAMATIS PERSONEE. Clarence Dazzler, a Cincinnatian, visiting in New York. I. M. A. Skinner, a cabman. The Shades of a number of our dear departed ancestors. SCENE I, BROADWAY, IN FRONT oF A WELL-KNOWN CLUB HOUSE. Clarence fburdened by a larger load than usual of Good Old Guggenheimer, staggers down the club-house stepsl- Cabby. cabby. fEnter I. M. A. Skinnerj 5'leimzer-Yis, sor, right here, sor. Clnreazec-Cabby, I say- fStaggers and clutches wildly at the air with his Hngersj Skimzer-Please speak English, sor. Oi don't understand the deef and dumb language. Clarence frecovering himselfj-To the Knickerbocker. cabby. .S'l'i1111e1'-Yis, sor. Step right in this cab, sor. fClarence enters the cabg they drive offj SCENE II, CEN'1'R.xL PARK. fThe cab containing the now sleeping Clarence drives up. just as they reach the entrance of the park the cab breaks down, without, however, waking Clarence. Skinner opens the cab door, picks up Clarence bodily, and puts him on a bench in the park, after which he proceeds to rifle the pockets of his victim.l Slainner-It's a shame to appropriate this money, as the little bird on Nellie's top-piece once exclaimedg but, bein' as it is, an' not bein' otherwise, Oi'll take this to have me cab repaired. Ta! ta! Clarence. fExit.l fEnter the shades of Queen Elizabeth and Sir Walter Raleighj - f44l
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Sir Walter Qexpostulatingj-You see, it was this way, Eliza. QSees Clarencej Well, I'll be Habbergasted! Elizabeth-And what do you think of that? Sir Walter--Let's have some fun with him. Well, I'll be Habber- gasted if there isn't Mary. Hello, Mary! fEnter Mary, Queen of Scotsj Marry-Good evening Sir Walter. Sir lE1izabeth sits down on a bench with her hack to Mary, and gazes at the moon.j Ufailter-Say, Mary, look at this specimen we've got. Let's wake him up and have a court martial. XVhere's the rest of the crowd? Mary-Satan's having an argument with Blackstone whether Sir furnace or steam heat is better for his business: Xanthippe's giving Socrates a lecture on W'oman's Suffrage: Hamlet's arguing with Bob Ingersoll on Spiritualismg Cleopatra's just crossed the Styx to visit- VValter-Wait a minute, Mary. I didn't ask you for an Erlanger society column. Well, you go get His Satanic Majesty, and Liz and I will get the rest. lExit Maryj Elisabeth fstill gazing at the nioonj-Is she gone? Sir Walter-Yes, my dear. But, by the way, can't you cut out this ceaseless scrapping? I should think you had enough on top of the earth, without coming down the elevator and continuing your quarrels in the basement. Elisabeth-Let's not continue the subject, not to-night. anyway: Sir for we won't be allowed to come to earth again for a thou- sand years, and we might as well make the best of our holiday. Walter--Sure. VVell, let's get the rest of the bunch. lExeunt.1 iEnter Socrates, wild and distractedj Socrates-Great Czesar's ghost and little iishes! The limit is sure reached! Xanthippe's ever at my heels. Her shouts and ravings drive me to distraction. At home she's always shouting-and with rolling pin upraised- C455
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