Covington High School - Lest We Forget Yearbook (Covington, KY)
- Class of 1909
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CEU thv illlmnnrg nt' william Svhakrapvarr 4 A HEALTH TO C. H. S. Here's to old Covington High, The school to our, hearts ever dearg Here's to the knowledge she gives, That increases and grows every year. Here's to our teachers renowned, Who help in our work, main and might. Here's to our teams, brave and strong, W'ho are willing for High School to fight Lastly, here's to the pupils themselves, That regard all of these with delight. W4 ,-N, r. 6 Elfarultg Earrg Svvgmnur Glues, igrinripul Hirgil Sv. Ealrgmplr, Amaiuiant 1Hrinripal 31. A. Biggs A. Sv. marman Martha Elizahvth Ernrnv illnrvna 'ilirnnrhg 'fllillir Snuthgatr Eizahrth Bakr Elhxirlgvnh warg Eamhrri Shim Elnhn Ehmin Ennthr QIQX Some are born great, T 25, gl! K! some aclzimfe greatness, W! wif ix and some ham' grcatncss XQQKJ I XJ tlzrust ufvmz l'lIL'1'1'l.U x, K X W M K Nw I HUBBARD IHUCKNER .... ...P 1'4'. v ident MARY FOSTER ..... ..... I fide-P1'es1'de1fzt GLADYS ROLYSE ....4 . . ..S'ccrc'tary ' WALTER CROSS .... MISS SHINE ...., in CSD Colors: Crimson and Gray. Floivvrf Red Rose. Motto: Pro Veritate et Virtutef' . . . . . T7'UUSIH'f'7' Class Ojiccr X 11: UST l'lRIi'l 1'SC II N ICI 111511, il 11. Business Alllllllgd' of S'1'L'1112N'1', '09, C0111me1'ciz1l Clulm, Cleo Club, '00, Cl101'11s, '091 Lile1'a1'y Society, '09. Tu I7ll5I'llU.YS 111111 we lun' -rm' V156 l11'I1'111vs, and go fu if with dl'- Iiglzlf' llv1s1:.xR1m ,l'IIUM .xs llUCliNlfR, Baseball lCZllll, '06, '07, '08, '09, lXlZll1ZlgCl', '08, Cilllllllll of l1:1sel1z1ll team, '00, fuotlmull, '06, '07, Klan- ager and Cilpllllll, '08, President of Athletic .'Xss11ciz11i011, '07, '08, '09, Prcsidc-11t of Class, 'O9. 7'l11' lciziduif Illtlllv Tl1vIw1'.vf 1'1111ziit1'u111'1l and uzbwvcrrivd spi1'1'f, 111 dflfllg l'UIlI'ff'5I't'.Y. CL'11'1'1S R. C11.x1,1iL1QY. Baselmall, '08, '00, C'r11'c .v 1111 l'lll'IlIy to Ziff. Q9 07 XY.xL'rmR J. Cieoss. Chorus, QOQ. Crmzv tvlmt tunic nmyg Yilillll' and flu' lmur runs fllftlltgfl Hu' l'HIlgf7L'5f duyf' XYILLIA M Gt 111111 1 N DRIQX milfs. Boys' Glcc Club, '07, ,08, '00, Clio- rus, ,095 Athletic Association, Com- mercial Clulb, 'OSQ Literary Soci- ety, 309. He nzakcs sfucv! lllI1SIil'.H Al.XRY flIfLI2N F15LDM,xxN. Story Tellers' League, 707, '08, Lit- erary Socicty, '09, .M0dv.rl duulvt is mllcvi H16 Iwa- cou of tht' tulsa. Comiucrciul Club, Glcc Club, ,095 lll.XRY Y. Fos'rER. Story Tellcrs' League, yO7, 'O8: Lit- erary Society, 'O9: girls' basketball 06 team, ,085 Treasurer of Class, ' g Class Reporter of S'rum:N'r, 'o7: Assistant Editor of STUDENT, 'OSQ liditor-iu-chief, 'O9. 'rl'ilIl't Zt'l'H fu all my gVt'l1l'l1L'.NS, li.X'I'l1.XRINlC H. GoooM,xN. Story Tc-llcrs' League, 'OSQ Glce Club, 'OSQ Local Editor of STU- DENT, '09. Tim hand that hath made you fair Imflz madf' you good. BIABEL S. GoRMLEY. Glee Club, '07, '08, 'O9. S110 that rms ewr fair and 1101-'cr fwroud, Had fonguv at will and yet was nvwr loud. Q12 RUIIISRTA E. Gauss. Vice-Presiclcut of Class, ,075 Treas- urer of Class, 'O8: President of Story Tellers' League, '08g Literary Society. '09, Chorus, '09, Class Re- porter of S'lfl'DENT, '09. As lI1t'I'7'j,' as flu? day is Iongf' F .1 xx H ERR M .x N N. Story Tellcrs' League, '07, '08, Lit- erary Society, 'OQ1 Chorus, 709, The fray.: stun .v rwf, she treads .Q nu if so l1'gl1.'. FLORIQNCE F. K,xUT'1'1cR, Story Tcllers' League, '07, ,OS Tliv affvnzpf, and not thu dvcd, t'0lIf01lI1dA' us. Rl3l!l'fR'l' BICCUI.LUM. Ynung in linzbs. in jzmfgnzfnt a.'d. Lomsxi H. MU1,I.11c1N. l,itc1'zu'y Society. Stcvry Tellers' u lmzxguc, '07, '0h: Glue Club. 'OSL Gi rls' Athletic Club. I 11 an' nzllzvr' lm-zu' 11 foul fn uzakv mf uzvrry, than v.rpcr1'm1u' fn nzukr' mv sad. Guucla RIILIJRIQID RlI.lQX', Story Tcllers' League, '07, '08 I'Il T'0Il'L'.,' .vfwuk in 41 l11UllXfl'0ItX lffflr I3 I4 GEORGE E. Romtlcrs. Secretary of Class, '07g Manager baseball team, '09g member of base- ball team, 'ogg member of Athletic Association, '08, ,OQ. O, what u deal of srbm looks Il0Il1flfZ.f1l1 In flu' ramvrrzpf and anger of his lips. QQLAIJYS Lotufm RQUSE. Story Tellers' League, '07, 'OSQ Lit- erary Society, lOQQ Glee Club. ,OQ' Secretary of Class, '09. Sim Tk'ftIl'S the msc Of ymzflz lflflflll INV. EfDXV.XRl,l S'rR'u1Cw1Nf1. Basketball team, '08, 5091 football, 'OSQ Treasurer of Athletic Assu- ciatiou, '08, '09. A' I am not Hlf'l'l'y,' but I do bvguile The thing 1 am by .werzziazg other- w1'.rf'. H. BLANCHE TMoMAs. Glee Club, yO7, 'o9. Har T'0I'L'l' was l I'L'l' soft, Gentle, and Ion'-an 0.1'ce!Iv1it flziug in 'Il'0IIlC1lI.U EMMA A. T11oMP5oN. Story Tcllers' League, '07, 'OSQ Sec- retary of Girls, Athletic Clubg Lit erary Society, 'OQ. Bra-:f1'tyK?j is Ilzc soul of wit. W. Cuicsfrm W ERNER. Commercial Club, Glec Club, 'Ogg Athletic Association. X Though last, not least. ,- 5 I 1, . . Q A 1- iz: .. ' A-'54 Ti E F39 :E 1 --vi .-...?. .4-4- ' , , , -5...-..Q 1 must have liberty lI'z'fl1al, as large zz cl1arte'r as thc fuflzd To blow on whom I jvloczsof' GUY ROWLETT .... ...... P 7'CS1U'C'l1f JOSEPH HEIZER ..... .... l fire-Prosuiuzt BERNICE EGELSTQN .... .... . Nocaotml MVARNER WILSON ..... .... T 1'L'US'Lllf'l MR. DALRYMPLE .... ..... C floss Officer Colors: Blue and Gold. Flower: Marshal Niel Rose. Motto: C16 Gnotl1i sauton - Know thyself. 24 proper 1111111 fclossl I Q lb I 5 I 'A lm Z X l 515 ll X Jr. ELMER VVARE ....... LOYOLA DROEGE .... BRYCE DETTOR.. SARA GOFTON. . . MR. BIGGS ..... Colors: Green and Wl1ite. F lower .' Wlhite Carnation. Motto: Gradatimf' 85 as any slmll .v ov in 0 SILIILIIICVYS dayf . . . . .Prcfsident . . . .V1'cc'-Prvsidcut . . . .Sc'c1'c'fory . . . . .7'rc'asu1fvr ....C'lass Ofliccr X QI I5 IX QI X 1 N I Q I My sdlad days, wlzcrz I was ,flI'l'L'II.H MARY IXIILLS ............. ..... P ras1'de11t STEWART THRELKELD ..... .,.. I 'irv-Prcfsidcfzt XVILLIAM AUSTIN ..,... ..... T l'C'lIJIH't'?7 LOUISE XVILKIE .... ..... S CC7'f'fl11'j' MISS SOUTHGATE .... .... C 'lass Ojicvr Colors: Black and Gold. Flowvr: Yellow Rose. Motto: lzo Meliora maioraquef' TQW '- - '1 Q V Us Q'-TV ' I ' ' for 111 N . 9 K A M IK I - In O lzozc' full of briers is this zvorlrizzg-dag' world , NIARY V. FOSTIQR, 'o9. .. . .. .... Editor-i11--Chief AUGUST BRl'1'I'TSCIINEIDER, '09 ............... Bzmfzcss Manager BIZRNICIQ EGELSTON, ,IO .... KlS.S'Z.SffIlIf Editor and Class Reporter LQWIQLL LUIIWIG, 'IO ........ .. .... Assistnzzt Busifzvss llflfllllgfl' .ANNA LIQIC TIIRIQLKELII, ,IO .... . ...., . IQATHARINE GOOIIMAN, '09 . . . CLARA DAVI S, '09. . .E.1'ClIll11'fjF Editor . . . . .Local Editor . . . . .Art Editor AIIIIRI31' AIJKINS, '09 .... ...Cw07lI1l1c'7'CI'lIl und Ailzlcfic Editor RUIIERTA Guoss. '09 .... LOYOLIX D1c0I2csI5, 'I 1. . . LAURA BLANK, 'I2 ..... LU ELLA SULLIVAN, '06 ...... .. . . .Class Refvortvr . . .Class Reporter . . .Class Reporter . .Alumfzi Reporter FACULTY COMM1T'I'EE. MISS KENNIQIIY, Cllllll'lllUlI. MISS TIf.XIiNl2, MR. 131005. Q22-Y I A i -THE. - Elia- C..iuB- Y . .. ' - X IU, 5' I I I 'qi W X' X NI I . ,... x f, I I IQ HK Vg' ' JZ ' ! If' f .'--:iff 'I' 'P' I V f - - i1 f-M N -. f' Ig ...1.L.a. YsfiQgg32,v,'f, .- 1, 5:71 -41 K. A -R A., Q1-is , 1 ,fi - 4 Ig I haf - A 5 'li I f ' h A I 2 M K x' Q-ff Xxx. - nrgf Aw lx h ,Q T? - : 2 F i .-lx .Y'Zn'L't'I' and IIIIIJICIIX Us b:'1'ylI1' ,lfmllrfs limi BOYS' GLEE CLUB. Fllfif Y'v1m1's. XVILLIA M CUSH I NO. CARI, W.xcIIs. XVARNER XVILSON. First Baxs. W'ILLl.xM .'XL'S'1'IN. ,-XRI5 IZIQIIRMAN. EUOIQNI: 0'I1l'fRRI,JN. JOHN O'Hl3RRfJN. STEWART TIIRIELKELD. MR. Bmos, Di 1 24 7 Srcomz' YYUIIOVS. WILLIAM DRIQXIQLIUS. JOHN fJRR. GUY ROwI.ICT'r. MR. WARMAN. Second Bass. AURREY AORINS. AUGUST HRIS'l l'SCHNE WALTER CROSS. THOMAS H.xN.xUI3R. RAYMOND KAIIIER. HARRY SCIIEIIIL.-x. ELMER VVARI-'. CHESTER XVFRNER. rector. IDER P 1 1 W i i f .-- f M ? fZf',7'j,f'wiE E EERE ' 1 M . 1? ' - A i l 4m 45' ff 'El---T if til L - it L- 4 - ' ' QW 9' ' fi. L va- lr' ri' f f J S If VA i W V M J ' VV 1.74, ,f , v , f, - F ' ... it G YTI 2,7 J ni ,.., 5,Zfr'4i jf! : Id 1 ,7 4 A I :J , 7 in ,' f ta,-Q' i .xi up in I' I T E H A fi Y f i f ly, 5 .i x . I . ,7- 9 I. eg!! M- -E. it 1 I - f ' 1 ' f it s Q me AA 1 1 . 4 rf ft, .tv -, ,l. 'ff ffg jf XLX wif , A E - ik f l NM - X ft 'r' - 'L ' Ilze choice and master ,jf K M M- fi x I t 53. sfvzrzfs of the age. iv , ju 1 y H .VA Afgg gc., il' if ' GUY ROWLETT .... EDNA FEUSS ........ EMMA THOMPSON. .. MISS SOUTHGATE. .. . .. Aubrey Adkins. Abe llehrman. Bessie llolan. Nellie Bolan. Katherine Cherrington. VVilliani Cushing. Priscilla Davies. Kathereen Decker. Bryce Dettor. Marie Donnelly. Loyola Droege. Lucile Earle. Bernice Egelston. llelen Feldman. William Feuss. Mary Foster. joe Furnish. Ada Gaugh. Gertrude Gilliert. Katherine Goodman. Louise Goodman. Mary Goodman. Jennie GriFlith. Roberta Gross. Elizabeth llandley. Joe Heizer. Stella llcniple. Harold Inskeep. Henry Jakohe. Virginia Johnson. Helen Lancaster. Minnie Luck. llotie Macklin Ethel Meyer. Rosalie Mudge. Cornelia Munz. lclalmel Nollotli. john Orr. Elizabeth Orzali. Mary Rankins. Adelaide Rose, Ecllic Reinhart. Edna Riley. llazel Ross. . . . . .P1'esfide11t Vice-P1'rsidc1zt . . . . .Sccrctczrgw Faculty Adrfiscr Lillian Russell. Gladys Rouse. Fanny Saloshin. junietta Scales. Ethel Sealc. VVilliani Simrall. Oliver Smith. Helen Stacey. Elbie Stahel. Frankie Steticn. Mary Steventon. Anna Lee Threlkelcl. ll. Stewart Threlkeld. Carl NVachs. Mary X!VZlCllS. Elmer VVare. Blanche Watts. Louise NVilkie. L. R. VVilson. Thomas VVilson. Wariier NVilsnn. Mary Youtscy. N P- ss.- L x ff vi, - M - . f V' W Il. y y F?Af?ff2'i'f ffl R V 5 wf . M Wi, V, nw, so P A We if , 4 Iii! ,JM THE CHORUS Q The llltlll that hath no music in l1l7ilSCif, Nm' is not nzowd with concord of sweet somzdx, Is 'ht for fl'CtYS01l, Sf1'tIftlgFIll.S', and 5p01'I.v. Mm. Rxctf ........ .... I Jt1'C'CZ'7't'SS M.-xR'1'H.x GOTHARD .... . . .T1'cnsurv1' VVilliam Austin. Abe Behrman. August Hrcttschneider. Eva Lee Calvert. Eunice Chalkley. Katherine Cherrington Walter Cross. Katlxereen Decker. Vertuer Deupree. Dorothy Donough. Margaret Donovan. William Drcxelius. Bernice Egelston. Louise Goodman. Jennie Crifihth. Roberta Gross. Thomas Hanauer. Loretta Hanlon. 5287 Mary Hanlon. Stella Hempel. Eda Herrmann. Iola Houston. Gladys llyde. llenry Jakobe. Helen Lancaster. Edna Levi. Minnie Luck. Lowell Ludwig. Ethel Meyer. ldahel Nolloth. Harriet Norris. Eugene O'Herron. John O,Herron. Elizabeth Orzali. Marie Riley. Adelaide Rose. Hazel Ross. Gladys Rouse. Violetta Rouse. Guy Rowlett, Lillian Russell. Laura Schafer. Harry Scheibla. Ethel Seale. Carrie Smith. Anna Lee Threlkeld. Stewart Threlkeld. H. Stewart Threlkeld. Naomi Voth. Carl W'achs. Mary Wachs. Blanche Watts. Hattie Williams. Omar Wills. Warner Wilson. 5' .5 ' r V Y' 5 ' V' Wil l f- 'fi ,',,', YJ 'ii A :Y 'Luft f f 'Ea 5 l WM H WW! v M Wim? MENS SANA CORPOHIS SANO A' f W W ' Q Y -- XF gi Y Q h A ,igfw f1fTiTifI E' ? R 74' 'Au ' ,WU .A,A:... ,.i.,A,,.,...,.A...,v J WL , 5 , Q2-HW!! 'N eliinhlwf A Y X X 5 WV , ' ig Q' I 'ISM b - .5 If, I ' f X! H N I V NA N 'X JJ X x' W Show j'0lft'l'Sf?I7J6S true Ro1mms. ' ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. HUBBARD BUCKNER .... ....... P resident JOHN E. CURRY ...... .... V ice-Prvsident AUBREY F. ADKINS ..... ..... 5 'ecretary EDWARD STRUEXVING .... ATHLETIC COUNCIL. . . . . .Treasurer EDWARD STRUEWING, 'o9. NE1L WRIGHT, '1o. AUBREY F. ADKINS, '09, CARROLLTON VVELLS, ,II RALPH IWORGAN, ,IO. CLIFFORD FITE, ,I2. MR. H. S. COX, Principal. 315 FOOTBALL TEAM. BUCKNER, R. H. B., Captain and Manager. NEIL VVRIGHT, Assistant Manager. MR. VVARMAN, Coach. ROWLETT, R. E. SIMRALL, R. T. STRUEWING, R. G. BRANDSTETNERA, C. VVELLS, L. G. SANDFORD, L. T. ADKI NS, L. E. lDELAH.NNTY, Q. B. Hz! Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington B B. lVlILLS, L. H. METCALFE, F. APPLEGATE. HALL. FITE. BRYSON. LEE. PETTIT. GAMES AND SCORES. High High High High High High High High High School School School, School School, School, School School, School, og Ludlow, o. 10: Lawrenceburg, 5. 34, Newport, 6. ' 52 Woodward, o. Og Franklin, 6 . 65 Avondale, o. og Walnlit Hills, 17. 233 Ludlow, o. 6g ,Varsity Co-ops, o BASKETBALL TEAM. MORG.XN, F. and Manager. AUBREY ADKINS, Assistant Manager. 4 MR. VVARMAN, Coach. RoWLiET'r, F. and Capiaflhz. SANDFORD, C. BRANDSTETNER, G. SCHEIBLA, STRUEWING, G. PETTIT. Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington Covington C343 1 GAMES AND SCORES. High High High High High High High High High High High School School School School School School School School School School, School 29 I 8 I 5 57 29 34 24 I4 I 5 20 34 Newport, 7. Covington Athletic Club.. St. Paul Tigers, 21. Glendale. 23. Y. M. C. A., 19. University School, I4. St. Paul Cubs, 27. Covington Athletic Cluh, 3 Blanchester, 18. i Y. M. C. A., I2. Blanchester, 21. 45 36 SECOND BASKETBALL TEAM. MR. WARMAN, Coach. O,HERRUN. PETTIT. BEHRMAN. I lWACKLIN. SCHEIBLA, Captain. HoRsT. GAMES AND SCORES. Covington High School, Y. M. C. A., 9. Covington High School Bellevue, 6. Covington High School Admiral, Jr., 8. Covington High School Admiral, jr., 8. Covington High School Y. M. C. A. Crickets, I2 Covington High School Y. M. C. A. Crickets, 22 Covington High School All-Collegians, 13. Covington High School Newport Turners, 29. J CHAMPION CLASS TEAM OF Igog. SCHEIHLA IWORGAN . . . ROWLETT PETTIT . . O'HIiRR0N C333 JUNIORS. GAMES AND SCORES. Juniors, 393 Freshmen, 18. Juniors, 42: Sophomores, 15. Juniors, 472 Seniors, 18. . . C enter F orward Forwfzrd . .Guard . . . .Guard . .- 1 W V n I BASEBALL TEAM. BUCKNER, First Base and Capmilz. ROBERTS, Third Base and Jlflmzager. WILLIAM SANDFORD, Assistant Manager. MR. WARMAN, Coach. MoRc:AN, P. BTILLS, L. F, FITE, C. STEPHENSON, C RowLET'r, Second Base. SIMRALL, R. F CHALKLIQY, S. S. ADKINS, R. F CUSHING. GAMES AND SCORES. Covington High School, 75 Hughes, 2. Covington High School, 25 Norwood, o. Covington High School, 18: Ludlow, 24 Covington High School, 4g Franklin, 6. Covington High School, 75 Ludlow, 8. f40I ff f we 'l , A O Z1 gf? Aix al! Wd lx '- 1 f if WEARERS OF THE .I AUHREY F. Amuxs .... CARL BRA N1Js'FE'1'N ER .... l'I-UIJILXRD BUC K N ER .... THOMAS D13L,xH.xN'1'v. . . GILIHQRT METclx1,F1i .... R.XNI3OLI'H BIILLS . . . RALPH MoRc:,x N .... Gm' ROWi1i'1'T ..... XNHLLIAM SANDFURU. . . EIHNVARD STRUICWING. . . XYILLIAM SIMRALL .... C.xRRoLL'roN XVICLLS. . . Q42 ' f Q2 'l ' 1' f' ?f . ix f' jg-in f1 f'L:' ' H wal' N ' ,-75 , ' A 1' XL Y' - J A V 8 xml . 1 I S -lflllllm Q, ,X ,I 9 ,ln NA-X i C i Q, l ww, Q Q N 7,1 f lab I, 4 '. -X 25 Q , a FN za 4 my 'lv ' L, X '1 ..........F0otball Football, Baslezvfball . . .Football . ...Football . . . .Football . . . .Football . . . . . . . . . . .Ba.rkc'tball Football, Baslevtball Football, Baslertball Football, Baslevfball . . . .Football . ...Football A MIDSUMMER NIGHTMARE. fWith apologies to dem' old Bill, John K. Bangs, and everybody generallyj DRAMATIS PERSONEE. Clarence Dazzler, a Cincinnatian, visiting in New York. I. M. A. Skinner, a cabman. The Shades of a number of our dear departed ancestors. SCENE I, BROADWAY, IN FRONT oF A WELL-KNOWN CLUB HOUSE. Clarence fburdened by a larger load than usual of Good Old Guggenheimer, staggers down the club-house stepsl- Cabby. cabby. fEnter I. M. A. Skinnerj 5'leimzer-Yis, sor, right here, sor. Clnreazec-Cabby, I say- fStaggers and clutches wildly at the air with his Hngersj Skimzer-Please speak English, sor. Oi don't understand the deef and dumb language. Clarence frecovering himselfj-To the Knickerbocker. cabby. .S'l'i1111e1'-Yis, sor. Step right in this cab, sor. fClarence enters the cabg they drive offj SCENE II, CEN'1'R.xL PARK. fThe cab containing the now sleeping Clarence drives up. just as they reach the entrance of the park the cab breaks down, without, however, waking Clarence. Skinner opens the cab door, picks up Clarence bodily, and puts him on a bench in the park, after which he proceeds to rifle the pockets of his victim.l Slainner-It's a shame to appropriate this money, as the little bird on Nellie's top-piece once exclaimedg but, bein' as it is, an' not bein' otherwise, Oi'll take this to have me cab repaired. Ta! ta! Clarence. fExit.l fEnter the shades of Queen Elizabeth and Sir Walter Raleighj - f44l Sir Walter Qexpostulatingj-You see, it was this way, Eliza. QSees Clarencej Well, I'll be Habbergasted! Elizabeth-And what do you think of that? Sir Walter--Let's have some fun with him. Well, I'll be Habber- gasted if there isn't Mary. Hello, Mary! fEnter Mary, Queen of Scotsj Marry-Good evening Sir Walter. Sir lE1izabeth sits down on a bench with her hack to Mary, and gazes at the moon.j Ufailter-Say, Mary, look at this specimen we've got. Let's wake him up and have a court martial. XVhere's the rest of the crowd? Mary-Satan's having an argument with Blackstone whether Sir furnace or steam heat is better for his business: Xanthippe's giving Socrates a lecture on W'oman's Suffrage: Hamlet's arguing with Bob Ingersoll on Spiritualismg Cleopatra's just crossed the Styx to visit- VValter-Wait a minute, Mary. I didn't ask you for an Erlanger society column. Well, you go get His Satanic Majesty, and Liz and I will get the rest. lExit Maryj Elisabeth fstill gazing at the nioonj-Is she gone? Sir Walter-Yes, my dear. But, by the way, can't you cut out this ceaseless scrapping? I should think you had enough on top of the earth, without coming down the elevator and continuing your quarrels in the basement. Elisabeth-Let's not continue the subject, not to-night. anyway: Sir for we won't be allowed to come to earth again for a thou- sand years, and we might as well make the best of our holiday. Walter--Sure. VVell, let's get the rest of the bunch. lExeunt.1 iEnter Socrates, wild and distractedj Socrates-Great Czesar's ghost and little iishes! The limit is sure reached! Xanthippe's ever at my heels. Her shouts and ravings drive me to distraction. At home she's always shouting-and with rolling pin upraised- C455 O, you foul tyrant of poor womankind. Ye murderer of all our sex's rights. But enough. My soul doth tremble at the very thought ' of her. Though now I'm but a shade, quite soon I'll be a shadow. lEnter Diogenes to the tune of !'No Vtfedding Bells for Me. j Out on thee, villains. Is't not enough for thee That I must bear the burden of Xanthippe's ire Without reproaching that I took the fatal step? O Hermes, had I only now thy winged shoes! !Xanthippe enters softly and is unnoticedj I'd hide myself in air-but now there's only- Xcmthippe- Booze! Yes, of courseg what else could one expect? lEnter a page.l Page-VVhat, ho! VVay for His Majesty, the Devil, who comes to hold his royal court! Way! Way! ll-Inter His Royal Highness, with his train of illustrious shades.j Satan Ccomes to center of stagel-Ladies and gentlemen, all! Through the assistance of Sir Walter and Queen Bess, we have got possession of this human being. Now, as is the custom on our holidays, we will proceed to have some fun. We think that the best way to do so is to court martial him. Are you all agreed? All-Quite agreed, Your Majesty. Satcm-Very good. The next thing is, who will be the judge? Nominations are in order. Portia-Your Majesty, although I know that I am hardly worthy of so great- Gobbo-Then sit down and save your breath. Satan--Order, please. No, Portia, I'm afraid we can't have you. Down here, I admit, we have very little justice, and even that wouldn't pass the Pure Food inspection, but your justice is too much like the brand Leopold is exporting to the negroes in the Congo. Shylock-VVell, don't you worry, Portia. Take some of this candy. It's fine. I 46 D in lPortia takes a piece of the April-fool candy, after eating which she suddenly remembers that she has an engage- ment with Bassanio at the fountain. Exit.j Satan-Well, I see that I'll have to do the judging act myselfg but, say, we have failed to take one thing into consideration: How are we, shades, going to talk to a human being? Sug- gestions? Sherlock Holmes-Your Majesty, I have here, as you see, a little vial. This is filled with the latest product of my chemical research. Injected into the human arm, it will cause the soul to separate from the body for ten minutes. Sir lVa1te1' fasiclej-Well, I'll be Habbergasted. Holnzcs-The name of this chemical is Tetrahydroxide of Man- genpotass- Satan-You can give us the rest on the easy-payment plan, Sherlock. Get busy and put some of your vaseline in that fellow's arm. lSherlock goes to the sleeping Clarence, and injects some 'of the tetra, etc., in his arm. The shade of Clarence issues forthwith, when it is captured and brought before Satan.j Shade of Clarence frubbing its eye socketsl--W'h-wl1at's the- Satan-Don't waste your breath, young man, till you're spoken to. You have been brought before this court on the charge of- fTo courtj-Gee whiz! VVhat'll we charge him with? Gobbo Csotto vocej-Electricity. Holmvs.-Drunkenness.- Satan-Thanks. CTO Clarencej-On a charge of drunkenness and disorderly conduct. Guilty or not guilty? Clarmz-ce-XVell, I couldn't weally say: don't you- Satafz-Then don't try to. Do you drink? C1m'e1zice-W'eally- Satan-Do you smoke? C1arc'1zc0-NVeally. your- Satan-VVell, you'll be on fire after you've visited me for a while. CTO courtl-After due consideration, we find this man guilty. Are you satisfied with the verdict? All-Perfectly. Satan-All right, then. Next, suggestions are in order for his penalty. C Silencej Speak louder, please. I Continued silence.l O, speak up, somebody! Say something, Ham! Ham thopefullyl-You might give him some of dad's bad whisky. Noah-Your Honor, I object. It was only a sample bottle of Peruna. Sataaz-Cut it out, Noah. That joke's been retired and has been living on a pension for ten years. Next! Socrates Ctrembling, with one eye on Xanthippej-Your Honor, I suggest that you make this man live with-with Xanthippe for four months. BIackst01zcfI object, Your Honorg first, on the ground that the enormity of the punishment is altogether out of proportion to the crimeg and, secondly, because this victim remains in our power only one minute longer. So, Your Honor, I suggest that the punishment be this: That Mr. Clarence take all the male members of this honorable company to the nearest cafe, and treat the crowd. Satmz-Good ideal How does this plan strike the court? All the A1011 and Xantlzifvpe-Fine! Satan-All right, then. Court's dismissed. Forward, march! To the fount of the flowing amber, Clarence. lThey all crowd around Clarence. just as they are about to set out, the power of the tetra, etc.. is exhausted, and the shade of Clarence vanishes into his body. The shock of the collision is sufficient to awaken Clarencem Clzwcncc Know soberl-And what do you think of that? XVeally. the most wonderful dream I've evah had, don't you know. Me for Cumminsville and mother, to-morrow. lExit.l lCurtain.1 Am: S. BEHRMAN, '1o. 'S-dl E' as W .N .'i' ggi. .li 7 Ealilaiilirs r ff .vcr X .Lyla 0.54-L-I C481 SOFT STILLNESS AND THE NIGHT. About tive o'clock one summer afternoon a gay crowd of girls and boys were assembled at Dennis's boathouse. janet Dennis had invited her friends to a moonlight picnic on the lake, and the evening of the longed-for treat had come. Qnly one more week remained before the opening of college, and they were trying to crowd all the fun possible into seven short days. This was the crowning event of the summer, and they were prepared to enjoy it to the full. VVith Mr. and Mrs. Dennis the party numbered just ten, and there was plenty of room for all on the Dennis's big launch. The whistle blew, and all hurried to get on board. A thrill of happy anticipation went through all as the launch left the boat- house, because the best part of the whole plan was that no one knew just where the picnic was to be held. They had all guessed every place tha could think of, but Janet had only smiled wisely and said, VVait and see. Now they would soon see. The launch steamed up a lake of red and gold, for the sun was just setting, and the colors reliected on the rippling water were gor- geous. It would be hard to find a happier crowd than thisg Mr. and Mrs. Dennis only added to the fun, for they were still boy and girl in feeling, and entered heartily into all the pleasures of their daughter and her friends. They were all laughing and gaily surmising where they were going, when Janet quietly said to her father, K'Up this way, and the launch was soon headed into a quiet arm of the lake. VVhen they saw which way they were going, Fay, janetis best friend, turned to her and said: There, Janet, I told you so. I knew you couldn't resist coming to our - Hush,H said Janet. VVait and see. You will be 3 sur- prised as the rest. They went on for some time, then janet said, Here, father, Her father stopped the boat, while the others looked f 495 about them in astonishment. They were entirely surrounded by water, on their left the sun, a great ball of fire, could just be seen between the trees, and seemed to tinge everything with a soft, rosy light. In front of them, at some little distance, was the shore, covered with trees, among which the shadows were just beginning to steal. Back of these rose the hills, where the lights and shadows would have delighted an artist's eye. Cn their right was the wooded shore, and behind them only water could be seen. The soft, still air of a summer evening added the finishing touch to a picture that was too beautiful for words. janet paused only long enough to let the beauty of the scene sink deep into the heart of each one, then called the boys to help her father put out the anchors, and the girls to help her mother and herself set the table and prepare the picnic supper. Fay is still in dreamlandf' said Janet, donlt disturb her, but I will give her a grander picture than this later on. Supper was soon ready, and all took their places about the table. The sun went down, and the shadows began to steal over them, while they still lingered at the table. All shut your eyes, and when I have counted three, all look to your right, said janet. In a moment they were told to open their eyes, and all with one accord turned to the right. Such a picture as met their eyes! The moonf a great white ball, was just visible through the trees on the shore, and a path of shimmering moonlight came streaming over the water to the very edge of the boat as she lay there at anchor. The water rippled softly around them, and a few belated birds chirped their good-nights, but except for that, the silence was profound. They watched the moon as it slowly rose from behind the treesg no one uttered a word: the beauty and grandeur of the scene awed them to silence. Soon the moon was above the trees and Flooding everything with light. Janet looked from one to another of her guests, and saw that she had accomplished her purpose, for each one seemed to feel the beauty of the scene, and she was not sorry she had shared it with them. She looked again at the moon, which seemed to be smiling down at her and enjoying her pleasure. Soon Fay drew a long breath, as if awakening from a spell, and, turning to janet, said: I How did you ever happen to find this place, Janet ? C507 I will tell you, said janet. One night last week, after I had eome home from your house, I was lying in the hammock on the porch, day-dreaming. The moon was shining over the lake, and a path of light came rippling over the water to me. I may have fallen asleep, I don't know, but suddenly I seemed to be Hoatiug out in the middle of the water, in just such a place as this, and I saw just sueh pictures as I have shown you to-night. 'Ihe next evening father and I went into all the arms of the lake hunting for the place of my dream, and we finally found it here. I'NVe certainly owe you a vote of thanks for allowing us to have a share in your discovery, said one of the boys. At first I did want to be selfish and keep it all to myself: but when I recalled that quotation from Shakespeare, 'Soft stillness and the night beeome the touches of sweet harmoug,,' I thought if I eould bring you out here and have you come into such close toueh with Nature. her beauty and harmony would help you to live better lives during this next year at college, said -Iauet, with a quiet smile. IQATHARINE GoonM.xN, 'o9. C517 A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM On a cool lUlClSLlIT1IT1CI S evening, In the woods where I used to roam, I lay on natureis carpet And dreamed of my old, old home. I could see that dear old cottage Partly hidden by the treesg I could see that peaceful, moonlit lake, And feel the soft summer breeze. I could see the grown folks on the porch, The children at their play, And I saw that I was one of those Who romped till the close of day. I could see them all so clearly It seemed as if 'twere but to-day, That I had grown so wondrously bold And proclaimed my love to May. She was only a dear little maiden of ten, And I but a few years her senior, But she was the idolized queen of my life, And my one aim was to win her. I saw her beneath that old apple tree, The sun dancing on her curls, When I declared so solemnly That I didnit like other girls. That I had always thought they were silly, And not half so nice as a boy, Until she had changed my idea of things, And made a nuisance a joy. C525 I could see the rose on each ruddy cheek As she blushingly hung her head, And declared that she, too, loved me, And of course some day we should wed. And then, all was dark for a minute, And I rubbed my eyes to see I was gazing on the old churchyard S0 dear to my memory. I could see the graves of my loved ones gone, Then some unseen hand led the way And showed me a grave with a little white stone VVhich bore that dear name May, Suddenly that vision vanished, And I opened my weary eyesg And I lay still, gazing upward, Yes, even beyond the skies. I felt that she was near me, And my soul grew perfectly calm: A peace seemed to settle o'er me, A soothing and healing balm. I was glad that I had known her, That she had been a part of my lifeg And I felt as if I were better prepared To encounter this old world's strife. XTERTNER DEUPREE, '1o. wx- Qxbll Wf- iise i A oe. f I I , fi? , c I l? f lyjtf I sim es my Bukrl Ball t 53 ,AA JULIUS CAESAR. Mammy, am I named aftah a' great a man as Geo'ge Washington White, or Abraham Lincoln Coleman, or Napoleon Johnson is F H Course yo' is! The shiniest of black faces, that was ever lit up by two rows of unconcealed teeth and two sparkling eyes, beamed over the ironing board at the pair of breeches, at the bot- tom of which protruded two dusky feetg and at the other end a red shirt and two big round wistful eyes, set in a small round face, were most conspicuous. 'Deed yo' is! Julius Caesah wah de greatest man dat eber libed. An' I done gib you dat entitle- ment 'cayse I'd nevah been called nuth'n 'cept jes' plain 'Happyf on de count 0' mah smil'n all de time. An' yo' daddy, he wah jes' 'Ole Ike'g an' I done say to him fo' yo'se bohn datnour chillun's done gwiue hab mo' noblier cognomens den what we got, an' so yo' Julius Caesah Jones. 'K But Geo'ge Washiiigton Wliite say de gen'al dat he's named aftah done weah a big hat wid a plume, an' hab a jeweled swo'd, an' gold buttons, an' ride a big white hoss, an' lick a nuddah gen'al all to pieces, dat wuz a rid'n down de road on a little ole gray mule, an' dat made him de father ob dis yeah country. Abraham Lincoln Coleman, he say he done named aftah de man dat made us free, an' dat he wuz de biggest man dat eber libed. An' Napoleon R. Johnson's named aftah de greatest ob all gen'alsg an' he knows, cuzz his sistah, Lida Mae, she done studied it all at de high schoolg an' he knows jes' how ole Gen'al Napoleon done had an awful fall, an' he wa'n't much 'count aftah dat. Say, mammy, what wuz Julius Czesah? The iron came down with a thud. VVhy, honey, he wuz a play-act'n' man. Am dat bery much? Dey don't weah no fine close, an' big hats, an' hab gold swo'ds, do dey ? Happy looked admiringly at the linen and wiped the perspiration from her face. 'K 'Deed dey do weah fine close, an' dey libe in de theatah, what's all 'lectric lights, an' cush'n seats, an' folks done hab to pay i545 a whole lot to come an' see dem act, an' dance, an' heah 'em sing an, speak pieces. At this Julius Caesar's eyes grew still larger. I kin speak pieces, can't I, mammy? An' did de great man I'se named aftah speak pieces like mine P Julius Caesar, in his interest, slid down from his stool and came over to the ironing board. Yas, sah, I spec' ole Julius Caesah done speak de same variety ob recitations dat you speak, only on a larger scale. Look out dah, chile, yo' don' want-a let dis yeah hot iron come in con- tact wid yo, han'. But as I wuz a-say'n', de theatah am a mighty Hne place. Yo' daddy an' me wuz dah on our honeymoon, an' we su'tainly did enjoy ourselbs skumptuously, wid de music, an' sing'n', an' speak'n'. When we wuz a go'n, out aftah de show, I done see in de hall, dat's all lit up, a pictuah, an' ober it wuz de Wo'ds, 'Next weekf It wah de pictuah ob de han'son1est man eber I see, wid a gold crown, an' silber shield, an' big purple robes, wid a jeweled-handled sWo'd a hold'n' up ober his head. Laws-a-massy, but he wuz gran' an' big look'n. An' undah de pictuah wah de name 'Julius Caesah'. I ain't so little, am I, mammy? It's dese yeah pants dat makes me look so little an' funny. Honey, yo' know yo' don't hab to weah dem breeches, only jes' to play in. Yo, jes' be a good boy, an' yo'll be eber bit as big as Julius Caesahf' Mammy. kin I get out dat crown I had when I wuz de King ob May ? VVhat yo' want wid dat, chile? Yo' knows I wants to sabe dat til' yo, a big man. Mammy, I won't hu't it. I'se gwintah get de fellahs, an' hab a show ober in Napoleon Johnson's shed, an' I'se gwintah be de great Julius Czesah. Say, mammy, can I hab yo' ole red schawl fo' de robe, an' dat zink off dat ole wash boa'd I kin use fo' a schield, an, we kin make wooden swo'ds? Dey won't look berry pretty, but we can't hu't ourselbs wid 'em. Say, mammy, don't Julius Cmsah kill all de rest ob de fellahs in de show ? I done know, honey, but I 'spec' he do, fo' he look so powerful in de pictuah, wid dat big swo'd in his han'. Gee! Ain't dat great? I'se gwine ober an' call Napoleon, an' we'll hab de best show we eber did hab. Good-bye, mammy, I'se gwinef' ' C 55 J Come back yeah. Happy quit her ironing and went to the door and sat down on the bench outside to cool off. Look yeah, Julius Caesah, I don't want yo, to get yo' head too full ob dis yeah play-actin' business. I 'spec' de sistern ob Zion would say dat I'se been de instalation ob de devil into yo' mind, but, honey, I can't jes' see how it's wicked to go to de theatah, but de Rev'nd Brud- dah Beecher Tompkins, he can. An' he sets a powerful stock by you, cayse yo, got such a loud voice, an' fine memory. He done tell Mis' VVhite dat he neber in all his life heald a chile yo' age pronounce Bible names so fluently, an' dat it wuz his prediction from de evidences manifested at de present time, dat some day you'd be a great preacher ob de gospel. Julius Caesar looked rather doleful. Dat ain't neah as great as a play-actin' man. Deed it is, Julius Cxsah! But run along, honey, an' get to practic'n fo' yo' show, an' if it's wuth see'n an' I got de time, I'll gib ten pins to see it. She smiled her broadest smile as the little figure in the big pantaloons, with the paper crown on his kinky head, the red shawl under one arm, and the piece of zinc and a few lathes under the other, disappeared around the corner. Dat su'tainly am de beat'nest boy to take up ideas I eber did see, an' he's bound to succeedf' she mused, fo' he's jes' like his daddy, an' when ole Ike set his head on a thing, he got it, but I 'spec' he's got his mammy's good nature, too. Julius Caesah am a mighty fine boy! Mantell sat before the table in his dressing room at the Grand, making up, and as he worked away on the outlines of his Brutus, he could see in the mirror, perched high on a trunk, the queerest, roundest, jolliest specimen of that color-loving race, for there was Julius Ca-sar in a plaid suit, and a striped collar as high as his short neck would permit, a red necktie flamed on the outside of his coat. His dangling feet were enclosed in yellow low-cuts, topped by pea-green socks. His smile and apparel at Hrst glance might indicate that he was rather shallow, but his excuse for his native love of dress was, Mah profession calls fo, it. He was an inimitable story-teller. Yas, suh, Mistah Mantell, I done 'member jes' as well de time we gib de play Julius Caesah, we wa'nt nuthin' mo'n jes' pickaninniesg itis done been fo'teen yeahs ago. I'se hea'd mah mammy laugh an' tell 'bout how I wuz ,a-sittin' up dah on a soap C565 box, when de cuhtain go up, an' I had a paper crown on my head, 'cause I wuz Julius Caesah. I done say de recitation, 'Young Lochinvar come out o' de West,' fo' de other actors appeah, an' den each one of 'em bow der knee, an' I done make a nudder big speech. Aftah dat I tell 'em dey's gwine be a wah, an' de end ob dat act wuz dat deh war all a fuss'n 'bout which one gwine carry mah shield. When Napoleon done draw de cuhtain on de last act, we wuz all a-fight'n, didn't none ob 'em want a die in de battle, an' we had a time a killln each other. Napoleon he say dat dey ought a kill de king fust. Finally I done 'swaded 'em dat de king lib to see all de soldiers dead, an' den I say a sad piece an' commits suicide, an' finally we done all rise up from de dead an' sing 'Mah County, 'Tis ob Thee'. Creati That King Caesar must have been a show worth seeing. I-Iow much time have I, eh P Yo' jes' got three minutes. I'll hab yo' tunic an' robe an' sword all ready fo' yo'. Say, Mistah Mantell, I'se done made some powerful strides since dat first production ob Julius Caesah. I 'spec' I'd bettah call on Mistah McGinnis now. See you latah, Mistah Mantellf' Like his daddy, Julius Caesar had got what he wanted, but it was his good nature that won his employers and every one with whom he came in contact. It was the smile that made it possible for him to realize his wishes. As through the grammar grades he had climbed, his talent grew, likewise his ambitions. I-Iis elocu- tionary extravagances were the attractions of both school and church socials. The wonder grew, till one Sunday morning, in September, it wasihinted around -the congregation that Mistah Julius Cxsah Jones was occupied behind the scenes of a theatah week days. Of course, this had brought forth a severe reprimand from the Reverend Tompkins, but, as Julius Caesar had continue! to be in his customary seat at divine worship, the good shepherd of the Hock had congratulated himself. But in his Sunday dis- courses he aimed fiery missiles at those who have anything at all to do with worldly amusements, and his lamentations over the misuse of God-given talents were meant particularly for Julius Caesar Jones. I-Iappy had smiled her last upon this world, and to Julius Caesar it seemed as though the light had been blown out. for he was alone now. C 57 D I'se can't stay yeah by myself no longer: I'se gwine to work to-night, an' maybe - Here he stopped pacing up and down, and went to the bureau and got out his collar and tie. Mammy wuz all de time a smil'ng nuth'n seemed to cloud de sunshine. She done measahed her happiness by what she had, an' I'se all de time a wish'n, so I 'spec' I measah mah happiness by what I habn't got. As he locked the door on leaving, he said, Praps I'll hab somebody's promise, when I come back yeah, dat will cheer dis little place up an' keep me a smil'n.', Cally was one of the ballet mistresses' assistants. She was a yellow girl with a wealth of kinky hair, and her beauty was extolled by her many suitors. Though she had many admirers, she leaned toward certain ones, and Julius Czesar had a good reason to think that he was the favored one of these. In their work behind the scenes they had become acquainted, and he in his own way had just about won her. During the First act he had occasion to make arrangements to see her home. After the play, and their work was over, he soon had Cally in his charge. Mighty glad to see yo' back, Mistah Jones, fo' I'se been powerfully bothered by Mistah Green an' Mistah Link a see'n me home ob ebenings since you've been gone. I see yo' done toned down considerable in yo' apparel. Yo' looks mighty nice in black, though, Mistah jones. Thank yo, Miss Cain. fo' de compliment. I guess I'll take to weah'n black all de time now. Cally laughed. Hfes' cayse I said I liked to see yo' in it P g No, Mis' Cain. I'se done had a sad bereavement, done lost mother. An' den, too, I'se gwinter entah de ministry. Can yo' say yo' like to see me in it, too ?', VVhy, Mistah Jones, yo' don't suhly mean dat 'bout being a preacher P Yas, Mis' Cain, I do. I'se done been called to de ministry, an' dis yeahls mah last night at de theatahf' UI'll miss you., Mistah jones, a powerful sight, but I 'spec' de other gem'men be rather tickled. But, yeah, we're at de gate, Mistah Jones. . Listen yeah, Cally, fo' yo' goes in. I wants to tell yo' some- thing dat de Rev'nd Brudder Beecher Tompkins done say in his sermon. He say, anyding dat yo' lub wid yo' whole heart. dat C 537 belongs to yo', clat's yours. Jes' like ole Granny Madge dat sits by her window an, sews. She lubs dem beautiful green hills, an' dey are hers, eben if de title done be way oi' in a dark safe some- whar. Now, I'se been lub'n de prettiest gal, wid a true lub fo' a long time, an' I'se powerful lonely now, an' I done know whether she's mine or not. Cally smiled a roguish smile. I 'spec' I bettah rendah to Cmsah de things dat are Caesah's, and she put both her chubby hands in his. Julius Caesar was overjoyed. Mah ambitions am appeasedf' PIAROLD INSKEEP, '10, f Rv, lull X591 THE COURT OF HENRY VIII. It was not a visit to Caldon Low, neither was it a Midsum- mer Nighfs Dream, but - and you may believe it or not, As You Lilac' It-a real interview with a few of Shakespeare's most famous heroes and heroines, who, we thought, had perished cen- turies ago. Although we have seen them often, we did not recog- nize them until last evening, when Ophelia and I were out for a stroll on Garrard Avenue. After walking a short distance, we reached a deserted spot which most young people like to shun and from which Ophelia and I were ready to flee: but, hearing voices within, we turned and entered the place .to see who it could be that would remain in such a lonely place until so late an hour. VVe entered a large building and passed up several flights of steps and down a long hall until we came to a small room whence the voices proceeded, and there we found assembled ten of the faith- ful few. Occupying the high seat was King Henry VIII., Whose domineering power extended over the entire group -- and farther! Near him was seated Puck, whose mischievous blue eyes fixed a tantalizing gaze upon discouraged Romeo, seated in the farthest corner, his dark eyes filled with disappointment. Accomplished Portia and most learned Hamlet were debating with Katlmrme and Beatrice upon a popular subject of the day: and, although the former held the stronger points in the discussion, it was plainly seen that the temper and wit of the latter would be vic- torious. Aside from these was Cleopatra, who has such a charm for the stronger sex, entertaining Iago with a Discourse on Eti- quette, and last, but not least, was Desdemona, whose bewitching smile is so admired, urging them all to make haste, as there was much to be done before leaving that loved spot. Romeo raised a Lo7'c'r's Comfplaint, which received quite a little sympathy from those present. as with most of them I.0t'e's Labofs Lost. A very heated discussion followed, which might have had serious results but for a ready jest of Puckls' which changed all into laughterg and, as Allis lVell that Ends Vlfellu, we do not censure Romeo for his unwise complaint. C607 Beatrice then entertained them with a Comedy of E1'raf's which she had encountered in Freshman English in a high schoolg and, as some of her remarks burned our ears, Ophelia and I began our retreat. We were not at a very great distance when we heard King Henry reminding them that they had gathered there for the purpose of discussing the works of the fairies of the realm, At that Ophelia and I departed as swiftly as possible, for we had a particular interest in those fairies, and did not wish to hear any more. 'But this is all Much Ado About Nothing, for that noble ten was none other than the Faculty of C. H. S. on the night after examination. PERDITA, ,I2. ,rr Aim WI 5' I 3: f'!'?' . 'i 'wire' .wp ' I , 1 mr'?g'3'??'Zff'fQ1L' g A s- ' ' M '-N.-E'i? 'l Qggivi!l r- f tfxi 'i '- M! RBRIH:A5E+! 5Plmn-rrvu C619 AS YOU LIKE IT. We have here among us twelve teachers most learned, And when they've controlled us their money they've earned. Ye Student Staff incomes would gladly receive, For all of your members its needs do perceive. Devoted to Orpheus, our Glee Club of boys, But all they accomplish resembles harsh noise. Debates do the civics class proudly achieve, They hold courts of justice and furnish the thieves. In football and baseball and all other games, The athletes of High School a great name do claim. Ye Chorus, take warning, beware sudden death From overtaxation and much wasted breath. In drama their histrionic powers some show, Their plays are quite good, but their acting's so slow. Ye chemists are strongest in smash-ups and smell, VVhile oft from their room comes a wild, piercing yell. EDA HERRM.ANN, 'o9. COX'S ARMY. This is Cox's little army, Four long years of service A merry, good-natured clang With this educational band, Not a hobo among them, It's hard to make such dullards . Like the other Cox's gang. Be able to understand. Not like the other army, That in the years that are to come Out of sight, out of miud g No matter in what estate, This little army is made of stuff They will think of Cox's army, That is mighty hard to find. And wish to change the date. WILLIAM J. SANDFORD. C627 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. HI just think itis too mean ! XVhat do you think of that! NVe never can learn all that in one night. VVasn't she mad, though! These remarks, with others too numerous to mention, fell from the lips of a class of high school girls and boys, as they filed out of the recitation room after a lesson in English. A stranger would have thought a riot was threatening. judging from the indignant expressions on the faces of the pupils. They soon stopped talking about it-whatever it was-however, for they all went upstairs to the study room after English class. At noon several girls held an indignation meetingi' in the yard. They were juniors, and when pupils become juniors, they hate to be punished. The very idea! said Rosalie. To try to make us mem- orize all that stuff to-night! A basketball game this afternoon, too!,' groaned Betty. VVel1, we just wonyt do it! exclaimed Polly, energetically. The boys are just as mad as we are. Let's go to her house and tie her in her bedroom, darkly suggested Madge, the impractical one. VVe'll Imwe to think of some plan, agreed all. f'Yes, but what ? asked Nethla, who had remained quiet up to this time. h Oh, something terrible, answered all the girls with delight- ful lucidness! Neth, you ought to be able to think of something, said Betty. You're smarter than we are. Now, stir around, and we'll outwit the madamf' K'XVell, I hnfzfe thought of something! Now, keep still, girls, and I'll tell you. The girls all put their heads together, while Neth revealed her plan. Wlieii she finished, four excited girls jumped up, with varied exclamations of delight, and four hands clapped Nethla vigorously on the back. 'Q C637 'fNeth, you old duck, I knew you'd do it! cried Betty, Nethla's bosom friend. 'Rah, 'rah, 'rah for Neth -- this from Madge. I can see us memorizing the 'Vision of Sir Launfal, in a single night! said Polly, gleefully and ironically. Takes girls like Neth to think out such things, said Rosalie, with decision. The girls are ahead of the boys, as usual. Bob, I want you to go down to Aunt Sylvia's with me to- night, said Nethla to her brother at dinner. I will explain, and then you'll be glad to go - as Bob attempted to decline. Miss Carpenter, your dear friend - Bob made a wry face, ordered the whole class to memorize, to-night, the whole of the 'Vision of Sir Launfal,'-because one boy talked in class. Now, of course, we car1't do it, and, what's more, We don't intend to try. So we decided on a plan to get ahead of Madam C. I'l1 reveal it to you after we've accomplished our purpose. VVell, I'll go with you, then. Auntielll help you, if anybody can. I'd do 'most anything to assist in a trick on Miss Carpenter. I don't forget how she treated me when I was a kid in high school. Nethla ignored his lofty termg she needed his aid in getting to Aunt Sylvia's and back. The principal of the high school sat in his office. He was not very busy. and soon pushed aside the few papers on the desk. I wish some college professor would deign to give us a talk, he mused. I know the pupils would enjoy it. We haven't had one this year. just then a tall figure appeared in the door. The principal rose to greet the caller. I am from the Westover Co-educational College, said the lady, handing him her card. I was going through the town, and, finding that I would have to wait several hours for a train, I resolved to visit your school. VVhat a nice building it is! Yes, Miss Bates, he answered. We are very proud of our school. It was erected only ten years ago, so we have every advantage and convenience. The whole town is pleasant, said Miss Bates. When I was quite small, I used to visit here. I attended a small private school here for one year. The place has changed much since then. C647 Yes, I consider it a very prosperous town. Perhaps we could prevad upon you to speak to the pupds dns nmwning. It has been some time since we had a talk. Oh, Mr. Rodman, I didn't think of that. I haven't a speech preparedln Couldn't you tell them how the town has improved since you saw it last? Talk a little while, at leastg please, Miss Bates P Mr. Rodman asked. XVe-I-LU she answwred. HI think I shaH. hiy greatest Iieasure E tahdng to young peopkin The school had assendned in the study roonm In a few moments, the principal ushered Miss Bates into the room. All the pupils were greatly pleased by the thought of having a talk. Pupils, said Mr. Rodman, we have with us this morning hiss Bates of YVemovergin her chddhood she amended school in our town, but, until to-day, she has not seen it for some time. I have persuaded her to talk to you this morning. Enthusiastic applause resounded through the room, as the tall lady rose. The girls fell in love with her at once: Miss Bates was undeniably pretty. Her hair, tinged with gray. was parted smoothly away from her low forehead, her large gray eyes were beaming as she began to address the pupils. She spoke of the town as it had been in the years when she had xnsned it and then began to chscuss the school she had attended. The teacher was so cross, and we-well, we disliked her exceedingly. One time, I remember, she tried to make a class memorize the 'Vision of Sir Launfal' in one night, as a punish- ment for one boy's misdemeanors. Of course, we know how different are the rules to-day: the punishments are much more sensible: We seldom hear of a whole class being punished because one member is unruly. Miss Bates spoke until the first period was over. Then, with a pretty apology to the principal, she sat down amid the hearty applause of all, especially the juniors. You should have been at school, Miss Elliott, said Mr. Rodman next morning, as he excused Nethla's absence of the previous day: HNVe had an excehent speedlf Yes, so I hear, answered the girl. C657 Miss Carpenter did not mention the Vision of Sir Launfaln again, and no one but the Juniors and Aunt Sylvia Qan elocution teacher, by the Way, who possessed wigs and many other articles of make-up j ever knew of the trick they had played on their English teacher. BERNICE W, EGELSTON, '1o. COMEDY OF ERRORS. He was one of those long, sad-faced persons who never seem to be able to resist the opportunity for a little reform work. He came into a crowded car one day, and took a seat beside an inoffensive-looking individual, smoking a big, black cigar and reading a newspaper. He at once began to worry the reader with qiiestions. ,A S'iq?lifhe began, did you vote for Bryan the last time he ran FW The reader looked up and grunted an unencouraging UNO. Sir,,' he began again, will you allow your son to smoke cigarettes when he is grown ? I'd never given it a thought, returned the reader. He gasped. And, he continued, faintly, 'lwill you permit him to taste an intoxicant ? Again the reader said he had never thought of it. ' Oh, panted the sad-eyed man, can such people exist? To tl1ink - Look here, you mean well, no doubt, but lct me tell you that l've been a confirmed bachelor for the last forty years, and know nothing of children. Then the sad eyes of the sad-faced man became bright, here was a man, a bachelor, who actually confessed he knew nothing of children. He at once began a second series of questions. CLARICE MCELROY, ,IO. C667 WHAT HAVE I DONE? Sitting alone in the fast-fading light, Yes, all alone in the dusky twilightg Thinking,- how' many kind words did I say? How many burdens made lighter this day? Did I speak kindly when others spoke cross, Seeking the pure gold instead of the dross? Trying to be, not a cloud, but a ray? Whose burden have I made lighter this day? I wonder if some one was cheered by my smile, Or whether I've given a frown all the while? To whisper of evil have I said nay? Wliose burden have I made lighter this day? Ah, 'tis well for us all to consider .. I-Iow much better are kind words than bitter! How cheerful smiles help to brighten the wayl Whose burdens have I made lighter this day? ANNA LEE THRELKELD, '1o. S-S-S-S-S. ' Sally sat softly singing Someone, Seeing Sam Silverton sauntering slowly southward, she stopped. Sally, said Sam, severely, somebody said Silas Sullivan strolled Sallyward Saturday. So FU said Sally, sweetly. Silas Sullivan's soft, spoke Sam, shortly. Spouts silly songs! Send Silas sprinting, Sally. Sylvia Somerville suits such sapheads. She's spoonyf' Sally sat silent, strumming sweet strains. Say, sweetheart, sputtered Sam, Sally Silverton sounds swell. See? Sam,'l shrieked she, so sudden!-'stonishingly soli' Sam seemed satisfied. C675 BIOGRAPHY OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. William Shakespeare was born in the reign of King Lear. He was the son of Macbeth, a Merchant of Venice, who was a just man and believed in giving Measure for M easure. Shakespeare's childhood was a solitary oneg he spent much of his time wandering in the lealless woods, listening to the lVinter'.s' Tale. In the reign of Henry VI., directly after that of King John, he went to Egypt, accompanied by Two Gentlemen of Verona, to visit the scenes of the historic and romantic lives of Antony and Cleopatra. While there, he met Romeo and Juliet, and was so captivated by the beauty and grace of the latter, a sister of H ainletf that he determined to Caesar from Romeo. Because of the interference of Othello, another rival, and also of Romeo, his love affair became a Comedy of Errors. In a 'l empcst of rage, he slew both his rivals, and returned to England with Juliet. They were married the Twelfth Night, and spent a pleasant honeymoon with the Merry Vlfives of hl'indsor. Juliet, however, was not quite as gentle as she looked, for she continually created Much Ado About Nothing, and poor Shakespeare was forced to attempt the Turning of the Shrew. However, in this case, L0ife's LCll?07'iS Lost, and he had to make the best of it. ' This part of his life was much like a troubled Midsunirner Nighfs Dream, so he returned to his native town, where he spent the rest of his days writing plays for the uplifting of future gen- erations. VVhile walking in the woods, he contracted a severe cold, which resulted in his death. He died with the words All's Well that Ends Well upon his lips. As YOU LIKE IT. C633 GRANDMOTHER'S ALBUM. What, my dear, you want to see that old album again ? It was my grandmother who spoke. Why, you have seen it at least a dozen times since you came to see me. I never thought when I collected those old pictures at dear old C. H. S. that a grandchild of mine would be so interested in them. However, I have more time now, and can explain about the people. You can't learn much about them by merely looking at the pictures. I brought the quaint old album, and seated myself beside grandmother. She attended C. H. S. in 1909, and, therefore, the costumes in the pictures seemed quite odd to me. Yes, this is the school itself. You notice that it leans slightly to one side. That is because the picture was taken in the fifth period when Herr D. had charge of the study hall. Oh, no, that isn't Stonewall Jackson, it is our History teacher ! NVell, well - so that picture reminds you of brother's 'long, slim, black pencil'-that man was the athletic instructor. How could you say that was Alice's Cheshire? That is the smiling face of Miss Kennedy. This little fat girl was Dotie Macklin -- she loved basket- ball, and nearly talked us all to death on the subjectf, And this good-natured-looking boy was VVill Cushing. who could ask more questions in one 'class than any one else could in a week. This is Guy Rowlettg we never knew how many hearts he had, for, although he was always losing one, he always had an- other to take its place. That was Mr. Cox. our principal. He was always smiling fexcept when he frownedj. VVhen he mounted the platform, every neck was craned as the pupils tried to see the expression on his face. Isn't that a funny picture? The girl had so much powder on her face that her features don't show at all-looks exactly like a cloud of dust, cloe5n't it? I never tell any one who that is, as I don't like to gossip. C693 4'This tall boy? L. B. Wilson. He was quite, quite small till two of his friends, taking pity on him, stretched him out. He wouldn't stop stretching, however, until he was eight feet tall. That tall, thin, mournful-looking girl is Bernice Egelston. She translated Cicero so frequently that it set her crazy 5 she was in Longview for some timef, ' This girl- oh, yes, it is a girl, and not a broomstick- she drank vinegar to reduce her weight. I believe her name was Watts, but I am not quite sure. That is Vertner Deupree. No, her cheeks aren't dirty- she had such very, very red cheeks that they do look quite black in the picturef' This boy with his mouth open is VVilliam Drexelius. I-Ie was always talking, and the photographer couldn't get him to look natural with his mouth closed. You say he has charge of a big tobacco factory where you live? Well, well, I thought he was dead, long ago.', This person in a clown's costume is Wfilliam Sandford. He was with Robinson's circus until he became too old to act the clown. This severe-looking woman was the Domestic Science teacher -she taught me how to make the gingerbread you like so well, and-dear me-I smell my cake-take the album, dear, I must go and see to my supper. Domestic science lf' K-' JL- ,gi i f N 1 . i val: El? 2456 if-fir' C705 SHOE SALE. SPECIAL Fon To-DAY oNLv. Try them on, if they don't lit, keep stillg if they do, remem- ber 'that silence is golden. Pair No. I.-A quality well known, especially to C. H. S. girls - Girls, the bell has rung! ' Pair No. 2.-Not so generally known as No. I, but correct style and much in evidence in Cicero class - Ain't that a ablatxve absolute P Pair No. 3.-Known to every one who has ever sat in the study hall before recitation- Take my advice, and don't do it. Pair No. 4.-KNOWN to all the German classes, two Latin classes, and the Civics class- I wouldn't do that-well, you might, too, but H- Pair No. 5.-Very popular shoe, sold in extra broad sizes, widely known- VVhy, that's in the subjunctive mode! Pair No. 6.-Familiar to all acquaintances of a certain female basketball guard -- Now, 'magine l Pair No. 7.-Popular for ladies and misses, distinctive style, graceful, pointed toes- How on earth do you make that Psyche ? Pair No. 8.-Known by girls who hang their hats in Room 23 most fetching style- You've been in there two minutes, Miss -ff' Pair No. 9.-Fine quality, patent tips, French heel-- Pm not little, at all! Pair No. IO.-MOSt popular style- Oh, I forgot all about that Home Reading book! Pair No. II.-Easy and comfortable -- Say, translate this one sentence, please! Pair No. 12.-Very popular in an English History class- Mn ---, sit in that last row for the rest of the lesson, please ! C719 HIGH SCHOOL CURIOS. May, who is not a month. A Penn without a point. Mills that do not grind. CWjrigl1t that is better than might. The llleek, who shall inherit the earth. Wayne that is not a fort. Woods that are not forests. A Goodman who is a girl. Hazel who isn't a nut. A Rose without a thorn. Wlzlte that is sometimes black. A Fleck without a slope. A l'Vard that is not in a hospital. Byron who can't write poetry. A Smitlz who can't shoe horses. A Cross too heavy to bear. Two Gross girls who sind sehr kleinf, Blank books containing much wisdom. A .lalfajp born in America. Silver that can not be coined. Regina who is not a queen. Stella who is not a star. August who is not sublime. Brown that is white. A Cook who knows nothing of Domestic Science An Earle who is not a nobleman. A lVarnz'an who can keep cool. A Hubbard who owns no dog and no cupboard. A Shine that can not be dulled. A quiet Howell fhowlj. Johnsons who are girls. Clements not noted for mildness. Wachs which can not be melted. Rowlett which does not mean a little row. 723 BRADSTREET AGENCY. VARIOUS STATISTICS REGARDING THE WEALTH AND SOCIAL STANDING OF HIGH SCHOOL PIIRILS AND FACULTY. Name. AUGUST BRETTSCIINEIDER. HUBBARD BUCKNER. . .. MR. DALRYMPLE. .. .. . . MABEL GORMLRY. ,. .. . . RORERTA GROSS . . . L. B. VVILSON .... HELEN GAINEY . .. MISS KENNEDY . .. LOUISE lWULL1KIN. . . . . . GUY ROWLETT .... LOUISE VVILKIE .... . . . WILLIAM SIMRALL ....... HARRY SCHEIBLA .... .. . .. VVARNER VVILSON ........ MR. Cox .......... . . . LENA BLACKBURN .... .. . . EMMA THOMPSON... JOHN SCHEIBLA .... .... HELEN STACY ....... . . . WILLIAM CUSHINC ...... . Valuation. One abbreviated basketball suit. Several samples of pineapple silk for his graduation dress. Two Hubig pies, one bowl of soup. One second-handed pretzel. Innumerable wishes on hair pins. More 'wit than height. More width than height. Many remarks, Such as Not so loud, girlsf' An affection for Chemistry. 12,623 hearts on a string. A bunch of Class pins. A place on the honor roll. One cent QCS2j. The Junior Class clues. Many broad, expansive Smiles. One bottle of Oriental Bloom of Youth. Several yards of height. An immense vocabulary of big words. Several hundred E's. A great number of questions in Latin. C735 THE I. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Io. I 1. INFIRMARY. RECORD or DRS. KILLEMOFF AND SOAKEM Fon THE YEAR 1908-09, IN C. H. S. PRIVATE HOSPITAL. Broken jaws - can't be set - caused by using big words - joe Heizer. Magnum Caput-heads must be set in rims-William Austin, .Tustin Huber, Katherine Regan, Mary Mills. Hopelessly insane-removed to the safe ward-Leslie Applegate, Joe Furnish, Si Wettig. Magnum Corpus-can probably be cured by strict diet of water and toothpicks-Irma Bussey, Helen Gainey. Katherine Cherrington, Bernard Cohen, Chester Werner, Dotie Macklin. Toomanycigarettos-can be cured gradually- William Drexelius, John Curry, William Simrall. Toomanyhubigpieatus - incurable - Mr. Dalrymple. Smiletus - doctors gave up the case - Mr. Cox. Enlargement of brain-brought on by too much study -- Helen Stacey, Abe Behrman, Sara Gofton, Edith Cobb, Carrollton Wells. Stutterstammer-cured by inserting tongue between two toothpicks - Elmer Ware. Strawberry rash - cured by talcum powder - caused by too much rouge-Bryce Dettor, Vertner Deupree. Lost voice - Mr. Warman - Too much singing. C745 WIT DISPENSARY. PREPARATIONS oF LEADING PHARMACISTS. A little nonsense, now and then, Is relished by the best of men. ' as Pk X The world is old, yet likes to laugh. New jokes are hard to find. A whole new editorial staff Can't tickle every mind. So if you find some ancient joke Decked out in modern guise, Don't frown and call the thing a fake- Iust laughg don't be too wise. Pk ik Dk Teacher-VVho can use the word judicious in a sentence? Pupil-VVe had roast goose for dinner and other Jew dishes. as as as Teacher-XVhat is the plural of n1an ? Bright Pupil- Men. Teacher--VVhat is the plural of child ? Bright Pupil- Twins, vs if asf V A stranger addressed the farmerls boy across the fence: Young man. your corn looks kind 0' yellow. 'KYes, that's the kind we planted, replied the boy. Don't look as if you would get more than half a crop. VVe don't expect tog the landlord gets the other half. Then after a short time the man said: Roy, there isn't much difference between you and a fool. No, replied the boy, only the fence. C753 A first-grade boy brought home a perfect spelling paper each day for several weeks and then suddenly began to miss five or six words out of ten. How's this, my son P asked the father. Teachers fault, replied the boy. How teacher's fault P H Why, she moved the little boy that sat next to mc. Ik Dk Pk The rose is red and the violet's blue, And so is the man whose rent is due. bk Pk is He-You look sweet enough to eat. She Qcoldlyj-So I do, three times a day. if sf is Say, grandpa, make a noise like a frog, coaxed little Tommy. What for, my son ? Why, papa says that when you croak we'll get S5,ooo. Pk Pls Pls Little Oliver, six years old, had learned the song in which is oft repeated the refrain, Glory, glory, hallelujahj' and for some time he had been singing it with great enthusiasm and vigor. Finally he became silent, and after a brief period of cogitation he said: Mama, what does 'hallelujah' mean P As simply as she could his mother explained that it was a religious exclamation meaning praise the Lord. He seemed rather puzzled and surprised at this information, but his next question offered ample explanation of why he had thrown so much vigor in his singing. If that's what it means,', he said, why do they throw corn and have jack lanterns on hallelujah night P DK Dk 7k Look to the postage stamp for inspirationg its greatest rec- ommendation is its ability to stick to a thing till it gets there. Pk Plf ik Teacher-Mr. Browning, can you tell me anything about Burns? Pupil-VVell, they're very painful. C763 A young man and young lady were strolling. The boy was from the Junior English Class. He desired to show the young lady his ample vocabulary. Seeing a negro fishing, he said: Rastus, art thou endeavoring to entice the finny tribe to engulf in its gorgeous mouth a barbed hook, upon whose summit is placed an enticing morsel? Rastus-No, sirg I'se iishin'. Say, Vic, said Mac, I'll bet the girls can do something you can't. What's that ? asked Vic. Stick hatpins in rats without makin' 'em squealf' Master-Did you enjoy your trip to the city, Pat? Coachman-Divil a bit, sorrg I'll nivir go near the city again 'til I've been there enough to learn me way 'round. A little girl tried to explain to her grandmother the efficacy of prayer. Last night I prayed for it to rain, so I wouldn't have to go to school, and it didf, Well, dear, answered her grandmother, can't you pray to-night for warmer weather to help poor grandrna's rheumatism ? That night she heard her granddaughter praying: Oh, Lord, please make it hot for grandmall' Pk Fl: PF Mein Gott! Mein Gott! Vot language dot! Ich can not English sprechen: Shust so sure as I vas right, My lands! I vas mistaken. vp if Qi: A-grade teacher, after having a medical examination in her room recently, wrote the following note to the parents of a cer- tain boy: Your little son, Charles, shows signs of astigmatism. NVi1l you please investigate and take steps to correct it F to which she received a note in reply saying: I don't understand exactly what Charles has been doing, but I have Wolloped him to-night and you can wollop him to-morrow, and that may help some. f 77 D Teacher-Ralph, what is the finest wood? Bright Ralph-Sawdust. :F ak 4: Fair German Student-Ich bin sehr schon. Freshie-XN'onder where she bought it? Pk if ak Teacher-VVhat does A. D. mean? Pupil-After Death. sf is is Mama, said Harry, didn't the missionary say that the heathen don't Wear any clothes ?', K'Yes, dear. VVell, mama, then why did papa put a button in the con- tribution box ? is ff 24 A clergyman, in preparing a funeral discourse, thought it might be Well to learn the last words of the deceased, so he asked the little boy what his father's last words were. Last Words? Oh, he didu't have any. My mother was with him to the last, answered the boy. 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SULLIVAN, COMPLIMENTS OF DENTIST, 405-6 Farmers' 8. Traders' Bank Bldg., AUG. BRETTSCHNEIDER, SR. Coyingtgn, Ky- Phone S. 780-R. COMPLIMENTS OF COMPLIMENTS OF W. H. T. RANSHAW. P- E- KERKOW. DR. J. N. BRADFORD, COMPLIMENTS OF DENTISTI 501-2 Farmers' 8. Traders' Bank Bldg., DR. WM. J. RICHMOND. Covington, Ky. Phone S. 1711. COMPLIMENTS OF HARVEY MYERS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. COMPLIMENTS OF JUDGE WM. McD. SHAW. COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND. COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND. COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND. COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND. HRE'S ...igigh-Qllzwz Efailnring... 24 W. Seventh Cincinnati INSURANCE ...Life, Fire and Accident... 091111 Cmrharh Phone S. 329-R Covington, Ky. THE STATE UNIVERSITY, Lexington, Hy. HE STATE UNIVERSITY, Lexington, Kentucky, offers the following courses, namely, Agricultnrail, Moc-haniczil Iilllgiliee-1'i11g, Civil Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Mining I'1nginee1'ing, lllaissical and seven Scien- tific courses, eat-11 of which extends over foul' years and leads to ll Bacheloi-'s degree: also a Departnwnt of Law and a Depai-tinont of Education, which last has been established insterirl of the Norinul School. Persons who enter this depzlrtment prepare for advanced work in Pedagogy. and are grallted il B:1cl1elo1 s degzrec in this subject when 1-oinpleted. County ap- pointees receive free tuition, privilege of resident-e in thu li0l'lllii0l'i0S, fnel and light, traveling expenses, if they renmin ton consecutive months, or one collegiate year. The la.hox'ato1'ies and niusenni are large, we-ll equipped, colu- prehcnsive and inode-i'n, Military Science is fully lwovided for as l'0t1llil'0d by Congress. Iflavh Kit- DZli'illl0lli has a specialist at its head. with tht- ncees- sary nninhei' of assistants. Young women iinml an excellent illllllft. with hoard and lodging, in I':ittei'son Hull. whivh is well eqnipiped with all the modern C0llVf'liiPI1t't'F, lnatliroom. hall for pliysiual vulture, at 233.00 pei' week. For catalogues, niethorls of obtaining appointments, inforniation regarding courses of study and it'l'lllN of admission, apply to JAMES K. PATTERSON, I'h.I1,. LiI,.Ib., Presiilent, oi' to Il. C. FRAZEE, Business Agent. Fall Term Begins September 9, 1909 :::-::::,--Yfo----YY---:::::::::::::::1:---,-,:: THIS SPACE IS TAKEN with one object in view, and that is to sell more coal. If we can interest the students of the Covington High School, to the extent that they will speak and reconnnend us and our Coal, then we are pleased and are con- Hdent an ad. in THE STUDENT is a good investment. -l...- ,ii-l BUY PLYMOUTH COAL lll1 li-i THE HATFIELD COAL CO. Miners Shippers Transporters Sellers ot Coal 622 MADISON Avi-3. Fresh Flowers every day at R U T T L E 3 S . . . . PHONE SOUTH 1753 . . . . 822 Madison Avenue, Covington ----------------------:----::-::-:::::::::::::::::v-:Q H. F. Corner 20th and Scott FANCY GROCERIES, FRUITS VEGETABLES AND MEATS Telephone, Main 1079 Ji. PsllIP1'll 3111125 No. 429 Race street Ga PHOTOGRAPHER Q2 Special Rates to Schools Cincinnati, Ohio PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS GEO. T. BEACH, Prest. J. A. DOVVNARD, Vice-PreSt. JOHN HOFFIVIAN, Sec. and Treas. BOARD OF DIRECTORS: A. J. CRA II. B. Scnumzu W. E. GUNN O. H. ROETKEN C. A. Mmizun-:THEN J. SULLIV N THE IIIGNITE MINING CO. DEALERS IN Anthracite, Pocahontas and Smokeless Coal, Coke, Furnace and Family Slack WHOLESALERS AND RETAILERS WE WANT YOUR TRADE Offices: 607 Madison Ave., 20th and Railroad Telephone, South 2520 HIGNITE COAL-No Soot, No Clinliers Mtn. Him. Svtvphmw SCHOOL BOOKS and SUPPLIES CONFECTIONS and NOTIONS A Covington Headquarters F 0 R - . School Books and Supplies , PURE FOOD DRUGS B4 A N N S Perfumes, Toilet Articles and Sick Rbom Supplies -il COME, PAY US A CALL7-7 1 PHONE s.646 why 01111 Qafp Eruggigf ISIIGHT BELL N. W. Cor. 12th and Russell Covington, Kentucky PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS. ,john R. Bullock df- Co. Representing the leading companies in America Careful attention to details. Prompt payment ol losses 503 Madison Avenue Pike and Southern Avenue COVINGTON Three Telephones LATONIA L,- FRAN K GOFTCN Haberdasher EI- SCEIEIIEZCDIDIEIIR. PAINTER Si. DECORATOR Phone, South 525 Corner Martin and Madison Ave. COVINGTON, HY. C. Spencer Chambers COVINGTON, sq fy ,.,. ' III frlllr rx, ,l l'l flffl' in 1 lfrl' llll 'II 1 rs, O o j 1 1 MSNTUCISY , gg 'l'i'E'3i ?g'i5'T'lAB?E4'g ,Q xl :Iris ill: F. S. GOTTSCilALK'S SONS FURZXZEZS i sTovEs Phone, S. 320 70-72 Pike St., Covington, Ky. R L Brown ROOFING AND 1 ' , ' - CORNICE WORKS 1902 MADISON AVE., . COVINGTON, KY. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS. 'me G. Henshaw 8c Sons CQ. Good Furniture Elm and Canal Streets, Cincinnati, O. iiJ1ix21i1QfQ'kEif5iHE'1fEE'ALAGNBRQ Dry Cleaning and Pressing DRINK NOBETTER CoFFEE GEQ, VV, HILL 85 C ACME BOX and SHOOK C Lock-Corner and Printed Boxes COVINGTON, KY. Sanitary Plumbing a Specialty Licensed Sewer Tapper ..... J. H. NQRRIS llblumber anb Gas Jfitter NO. 20 EAST FIFTH STREET LSTABLISHED 1867 PHONE, S. T39 THE G. SIMRALL CO. Real Estate and Insurance Real Esiate of Every Description. Insurance of All Kinda. SIMRALL BUILDING OFFICE 427 MADISON AVENUE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS. F. FUaN1'rU1xI1ikI:1gcEi, CARPETS fCash but no installmentsj 521 MADISON AVENUE COVINGTON, KY. It's not necessary to wait until you have a large amountg make your small sums work land don't be satisfied with a little 3 per cent.j YOUR MONEY IS WORTH MORE. Call and let us explain details, THE GERMAN NATIONAL BANK, Xg DRAWING INSTRUMENTS l?.'?ZL' fficiffi' 'SliKlZLE1'.f.ll'.i for your School Work. L M prince 108 w. Fourth si., Cin.,O. We want your tradell SELLERS, DAVIS 85 CO. STATIONERS, PRINTERS, ENGRAVERS, and BLANK BOOK MAKERS A Complete Line of Oflicr Necessities 311 Walnut Street Cincinnati, Ohio STA YYONER lvff IV 51212511 Llflx' JAS. F. THOMPSON Phone, S. 346. 403 Scott St., Covington BLANK BOOKS B U T TE RI CK PA YVEAHYS Coston's Confectionery . SIXTH AND MADISON AVENUE . .-l--4 PHoNE,s.2f,s9 -l HANDSOME ICE CREAM PARLORS ..Sodas, Hot Drinks, Ices, Ice Cream.. Orders for Ice Cream Received and Delivered at Any Hour PA'rRoNlzE ouR ADVERTISERS. -IPENVAR1-P Cheaper than Wood , IRON FENCE TELEPHONE SOUTH 799 Over one hundred beautiful designs display ed in our sample rooms 'ROUVAELFSLELEKTLASES I+. L I - llrl p lllmmnmmnnli fgmgggullalmnnmnzmnmil S S i l l llll l i ll l l lll llllllllll A POSTAL CARD WILL BRING SALESMAN Stewart Iron Works wJ.5Sl0S5Ili5Eij5 Sevflliiisiff iirffi.and COVINGTUN KY- AwronnfB u R RE E OL OM PAN! QNDAMU rl Q, mclnnm P UR l7 East Fifth Street South Side Fountain Square H-m'1?.?.affefS Sporting Goods of All Kinds Foot Ball, Tennis, Gym and Athletic Suits and Shoes, jerseys and Sweater Coats, Striking Bags, F ers, Boxing Gloves, Etc. Guns, Ammunition and Fishing Tackle. KODAKS, CAMERAS, AND ALL PHOTO SUPPLIES .....- ..--..,..-.--.....--...---.-.--::: :::: ::--:: :::: : :::::::: ::: A. G. SPALDING 8: BROS. . . . . OF OFFICIAL ATHLETIC SUPPLIES . . . . P Football, Basketball, Golf Tennis, Jkates, I lm Pennants, Pillows, Uniforms of all sports W ks 1- A. G. SPALDING co. BROS. V' ' Q . a . . C. a i x , Fountaln Squ re, 27 E. Flfth Street, Cln Inn t A ' ml , Q .5 New York Chicago London, England The R. Hamilton Grocery Company Grocers anb jflour Eealers 39-41 PIKE STREET SOLE AGENTS Of ,fACfx'Sl7N'S BEST PA YFIVT FLOUR :::::::: ::::::::::::-Q--Q:::-:::::::::o:::::::: BEACH CD- METHVEN llbainters DEALERS IN PAINTS AND GLASS Ph 5 wh 550 S25 Madison Avenue -- -.................. 0 I I wl U U ll lx 0 Q-- O 0 O 0 The Lowest Prices CONSISTENT VVITH The Highest Quality ARE ALVVAYS TO BE FOUND IN HlCKEY'S SHOES u.o:::::1-:::::::::::::::1::::::::::::::::::::::::::q START A SAVINGS ACCOUNT WITH THE Central Savings Bank and Trust Co. 1928 MADISON AVENUE fNEAR STATE5 We pay 3 per cent. interest ONE DOLLAR OPENS AN ACCOUNT Q QQQQQQQ----QQQQ------..-------------- --------Q CROCKETT Sz NOLLOTH DEALERS IN DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, MAGAZINES Confectionery and School Supplies Laundry Agency Phone, South 1682-X 1392 SCOTT STREET THE MERSMAN HARDWARE CO., INC. General Hardware and farm Implements LUDLOW, KY. g8X?I5Ngll55N?t'if?f LATONIA, KY. IVOR EVANS, JEWELER 418 Scott Street Covington, Hy. :::::::::::::::::::::-:f::::::Q:::::::o::-::: PHONE, SOUTH 1834 Lanham Robertson Hrcbitect 413-414 Farmers and Traders Bank Banding COVINGTON, KY. -----A,--A-------------- A... ---A ..... ---A---,--- W. H. LUSH BAUGH MANUFACTURER OF AWNINGS, TENTS, PAULINS, WAGON AND HORSE COVERS Second-Hand Canvas and Ropes for .Yale Phone, s. 666-R. Fifth and Scott Sts., Covington, Ky -----------------------QQQQQ:::::::::::::::::::-.. YOUNG Cgl CARL m M o D E R N Sew photographers N. W. Cor. Seventh and Vine, Cincinnati ::::Q::::::--::---::3: :::o vf- .. .,-..s. H. A. SCHROETTER, 1Real liistate anb Hnsurance, Ph S th Ssqg 432 Madison Avenues? COVINGTON, KY. One 0l1 . K Q D A K S R I W I' li 132181321 S AUTOS all f3mCS At'tMt'l,P't dF --1-AND ettlg s rt Store, .. . 718'Madison Avenue. L:::1:::::1---,f:::: :A:f-----.....-...............---. Steffen Eairg Gln. ,,, ,-..- .... - ..-..--.-- ::::::1:::::::-:: -... e::::::: WHOI EQALE I I , V DEALERS AND . I : f - PVBLISHERS REQFAH! if nf 7 IMPORTERS THE GEO. B. JENNINGS CO. Musmu. 105-107 w. Fourth sweet, BEST D SC T BTERCHANDISE CINCINNATI, O. ANDSTRINGS -A-A'!'Elf?!xo:u3-- - Mei?-45?- B T If T s jfor flowers HECKMANS Phone South 784. 734 Madison Avenue Rensselaer 452.9 ' - 46. PoIytechnic fff? u 64, 0,9 . 'Q Wfjgfop lnstltute,Y WG- Troy, N. . Local examinations provided for. Send for n. eatalogua Compliments of A WADSWORTH BROS. General iilertriral Glnntrartura, Phone South 534. 404 Madison Avenue. II II II II II II II II II I Il I II II Il II I I I I I I II II I II II I II II II II I II I -::::- I I I I II II II I II II II II I I I II II II II I II II II I I o- ------------- , 4 5. . LAWNITENNIS 1- ALLITHE POPUIIAR l. . A . I Rackets WARD 8a WRIGHT PIM SUTTON SEARS. I , If.- AGENTS FOR WRIGHT: 85 DITSON BOSTON, MASS. Special Terms to Clubs SEND FOR CATALOG The Pounsford Stationery Co. 131-137 EAST FOURTH STREET . ' CINCINNATI Pounsford Special Tennis Ball, . . 25c. .Pounsford Championship Tennis Ball, 350. - - - A --------: :-f:-::: H. A. SCHROETTER, Phone South 555. 1Real Estate anb 1l nsurance, 432 Madison Avenue, COVINGTON, KY. 'mv'MQdALL'isXiAR'i1XffEIi1lS' HILLM1-xNN's 9 MRS. M. J. FARNAU, Staple and Fancy Groceries, Comer Scott and Powell Streets. Phone South 1734, To See Our Importations of ITALIAN FURNITURE ' MARBLES BRONZES CLOSSON'S 4th St.,VWest of Race, TAPESTRIES FRENCH AND ENGLISH MEZZOTINTS IN COLORS Is Both Instructive and Attractive ', . 'ET' -.-in ..A.. . , ' 53554. Y .. M-1,13-'1-. 2353. 115: , :fs ' ' ,.f,, Q - ,-.g YS' :Lf 955- ' 'QQ , I, :Q , f .Wm , 1 '. my -'Q . V H s1f,'f5,g, Qzf?'L1,'. w.,.g-ff. - 3:53, :J A , i:.'i iS nf 1 fig' lifj c., V b. s ii'i'? : -lu 542.- 122, 1 .3 Jill. - 43.1 5,15 . ' - ', Jw '5: ' 9 L, ,,..,,3, Y-A :Vx ,1, , ,fl , Q ff, 5' ati-fl . L ' N.- 1 V 1 -P :K ne A 1 -, fy 4. .H ,, . .. 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