Covert High School - In Flight Yearbook (Covert, MI)

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' . l I Page Two THE SENIOR CHINWIGGLE BURGLARS RIFLE DESK- VAUGHAN'S LOSSES HEAVY .-1.-.- During the noon hour the desk of Bob Vaughan was broken into and the following articles stolen: two sheets of paper, one compass, and three pencils. The pencils were one and one-half to two inches long and all had valuable erasers in them. Bob says that if they had taken his Geometry book instead of the pencils it would not have been so bad because he needed the pencils to erase misspelled words. The Hon. P. J. Bates of the Bates Detective Agency got to work immediately. He is confident that the stolen articles will be recovered. ADVICE T0 THE LOVE-LORN Address all correspondence to Miss Margaret Sebesteyn, Z, LaVern Harvey. Dear Advisor: I am a Senior in High School and am sixteen years old. Should I tell my girl-friend of my love for her before we part? There is a fellow in college who also loves her. Is it yet early, and shall I Wait till later in the future? Love-sick, B. H., Covert, Mich. Dear Advisor: I am a boy and a Senior in High School. My trouble is that I am too popular. The girls all Hock around me like bees around a honeypot, and don't leave me alone till I promise to take them all somewhere, separately, of course. I am afraid my hair will turn gray if I can't follow somebody's good advice. Distracted, V. I., Covert, Mich. Did you hear about the Scotchman who took his caviar in capsules so he wouldn't acquire a taste for the stuff? Its all right to have an open mind, but remember to keep your mouth shut. HOME acl GIRLS T0 PRISON Four of the Home Economics girls of C. H. S. vsfere sent to Domestic Art Corner Prison, being found guilty by Judge Aletha Andrews of dropping hair in the foodl Judge Andrews did not have direct evidence but noticed that the girls were not wearing their headbands. -l l.-l DISAPPEARED-BOY FOUND Donald Tompkins, whose address is second seat in the second row, was found missing from roll call. Several search- ing parties 'were sent to look for him. After a thorough search he was found by Chief of Police DeLano who brought him to Miss Morford. She did not give any inforniation as to what the future held in store for him. , I , .............i. CI..ASSIFIED ADS WANTED-A housekeeper. Call even ings. I-Iarfry Spaulding. , . WANTED--Boy or girl, not over sixteen, to' advertise ninety-nine cent dic- tionaries. ' Lots of work, small profits. Call on Mr. McCarty for further par- ticulars. ' I .ii- LOSTJ-From English Class, five golden mtinutes. Will finder please re- turn to 'Mr. McCarty and receive re- ward. ' 1 ....... FOR SALE--A good book on the se- crets of 'love. See Pinyard, Overton and Walmer Co. First 'Radio Entertainer: What's the matter Joe? You look bothered. Second Radio Entertainer: I am. I can't 'remember whether I'm an A 85 P Gypsy or a Michelin Man or a Flit Soldier for a Cliquot Club Eskimo. I I l

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164351 EDITORIAL STAFF The Senior Chinwiggle Sophomores- A Paper for People Who Can't Think V -- M kim Page Two Vol. I Covert, Michigan, june, i930 No. I ELECTION DRAWS NEAR ELECTION! ! VOTE FOR VERNON JOHNSTON May Queen Student Government Press: Isadore Onofrio, a Junior of the Covert Con' solidated School, is running for Mayor of the Student Council. At one time Mr. Onofrio had the honor to appear on the stage with the famous dancer, Miss Dora Robinson. Mr. Onofrio has shown a great deal of interest in the work and politics of the Covert School. Mr. Onofrio's only opponent was Mr. Vernon Johnston, who resigned when he woke to the fact that he would graduate this year. .i.1-1. INJURED Feb. 4-Mr. Arba Austin, a Junior of the Covert Consolidated School, was ser- iously injured this morning when he re- ceived his Latin paper. His mark shot out and pierced his heart strings. Mr. Austin was in a serious condition for a few days but is slowly recovering. ?, Then there is the newlywed who cried all day because at breakfast that morning her hubby set the coffee pot down on one of her waffles thinking it was an asbestos pad. MURDERED A gang of Seniors gathered in the as- sembly with brilliantly colored fly swat- ters and cruelly killed many flies. These same murderers were called before the Student Council and charged with mur- der in the First degree. After much dis- cussion, however, the court was dis- missed, stating that killing flies was not only necessary, but helpful to the school. .NOTED SOCIETY LEADERS FORCED TO MAKE MOVE Mr. Byron Lindberg, who has made his home in nrst row street for a few months, and Mr. Edgar Olson, who has resided in his home in the front of the assembly room for a short time have both moved. Reasons were not given. The Messrs. Lindberg and Olson are now living in a very prominent district, namely among the Juniors and Seniors. These prominent society leaders of the seventh and eighth grade classes will be greatly missed by their many friends. . -.-...li During Horticulture Class this A. M. the Hon. P. J. Bates leaned so far back in his chair that the center of weight was not over the center of gravity which caused him to lose his stability. A tre- mendous crash was the result. l. Clara-Do you want to copy my Latin? Adeline--Thanks. I'd rather work my own.

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