Cove High School - Leopard Yearbook (Cove, OR)

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Gassett had really been around and seen the sights. The Prof, after having been almost around the world decided to look in on dear old Cove. There he saw Ginny and Gerald Rimby living happily in a mansion on Mill Hill. And he also noted that there were little things other than the picket fence running around the yard. Also in Cove, living in a cave on old Mt. Fanny were the two giddy old maids, Gay Conklin and Josce Smith. Josce worked in the winter at being the world's greatest plastic surgeon in La Grande and sup- ported the both of them. The Prof, wondered' why she didn't do a little work on her partner. He then turned his gaze at a ship in San Francisco Bay. Upon close investigation he was the crew was made up of gorgeous hunks of humanity---namily men, and that they all followed the captain around like dogs. He found that the captain was a lively blonde gal who resembled Beulah Bloom so much that he happened to see the name of the giant job—The Bloom(er) Gal of Cove. Then he knew for sure it was his old classmate Beulah. After leaving the Bloomer Girl of Cove at San Fran- sisco and sweeping back out of the harbor, he just hap- pened to notice quite a smoke coming out of one of the windows of a little house, on a little island. Decid- ing it was a fire he looked again and saw Clifford Towle rushing around the kitchen slipping hack saws in cakes and files in candy. He was the chief cook at Alcatraz and they'd put him to work for good be- havior—Ha!J He was sure making a monkey out of them!! Seeing the state his old classmates had fallen into the Prof, gladly took off for Mars and bid the earth adieu. A SENIOR by Josce Smith Eating is my happiest thought, At this day and age I do it a lot. Cakes and pies are my delight, But candy is my favorite. Fat I be, but less I oare, Even if I get so fat as a bear. So classmates do remember this, That fat girls are Jolly and fun to kiss.

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 - L 1 J J i' 1 V1 , J i j, SENIOR WILLS I, Gay Conklin, do hereby will and bequeath my water- logged history book to my dear darling brotner, Dick Conklin and I hope he gets as much out of it as I did. I also will my parking place on top of Antles Lane to Audrey Carper. I Virginia Sabey, do will and bequeath my ability to lead the school song to Betty Stephens. I also will my ability to have extra pencils to loan to Jack Steph- ens to Marilyn. I, Cliff Towle, sound of body? and unsound in mind, do hereby will and bequeath my wonderful singing voice to R.C.Puckett. I also will my ingenius mind for history to Jerry Merth, also my love for Anne Johnson to Mr. Lopez I, Wilmerth Bristow, do will and bequeath my desire to stay out late at night and not get caught at it to Anita Towle. I hope she has as much fun as I have. I also will to Don Hagey my weight. Ke needs it as bad as I do. I, Beulah Bloom, do will and bequeath my English work- book and bookkeeping workbook to Irene Miller. I also will Link” to Ardith Gorham for keeps. 'I 11