Council Grove High School - Councilor Yearbook (Council Grove, KS)

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Jokes Landlady: Isn't this good chicken? Boarder: It may have been ,1!31or4ally, but physically it's a wreck. 'l' Pm not sayin' he's crazy. But the other day he came up to me and said that his watch had stopped and he wanted to know if it was Main street or Monday. And, mind you, I looked at his watch and it wasn't -X' -1- -if I say, Big Ten, can you use the word 'Sanctuary' Simple, simple, old dear. As Venus got out of the machine after joy-riding Apollo, she said sweetly, 'Sanctuary much for the buggy 'I' 'X' 'lc Stranger: Tell me, have any big men ever been born in this city? Frank Hadley: No, sir, only babies. 'I' -l- 'l' Miss Brown: What did you say? James Smith: Nothing. Miss Brown: I know, but didiqyotud exfzpress it this time? Willie Owens: How come your cigarette is so frazzled? Dick Cody: Aw, some big guhxy wis stxanding on it. Gosh you're dumb! Why don't you get an encyclopedia?' The pedals hurt my feet. stopped at all! ride.' r 'X' 'X' 'X' The guy who said: You can't fool all the people all the time, never heard of Henry Ford. + 'Z' 4. Pa, Gillette Enders go to the show. llN0.!Y Well, he went, so you'd Auto-Strop him. + fl' -X- Doesn't smoking hurt your breath? I don't worry about that, itls stqrongy enough to take care of itself. Lady: So this is a quarry where you blast the stone out. I'd think that would be dangerous. Do the men get killed often? Spivis: No, madam, just once. fl' 'l' fl' Haney: Sorry, old man, that my hen got loose and scratched up your garden. Sonney: That's all right: my dog ate your hen. Haney: Fine! I just ran oveqr yoxur .dog and killed him. Is Gertie dumb? Dumb? Why, she's so dumb she's been waiting for a dollar sale at the 5 and 10c store. 4' 'X' 'l' Now's our chance to do some cleaning, said one of the Gold Dust Twins. Afraid not, replied the other, Lux against us. 'I' 'X' 'X' I'll make it hot for you, said the janitor as he fired up the furnace. fl' 'X' 'I' Prof: Yes, the inside of our earth is a molten mass of rock and flame. Student: Ain't that hell? fi' -X' -X' Mrs. Haney: Correct this sentence: 'Before any damage could be done, the fire was put out by the voluntary fire departmentf , Pudge Torrance: The fire was put out before any damage could be done by the volunteer fire department. Page Twenty four

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First Row: Whitmarsh, Haney, Jones, Brown, Schoof, Perry, Huxell, Lowe. Second Row: Smith, Lyttle, Holthouse, Corey, Kirkpatrick, McMichael, Wray, Chris- tian. Third Row: Pullins, Hutson, Cody, Cress, Coe, Curtis, Clary, Rhodes. The third year thisvclass was in high school its members felt themselves to be in the so-called group of, Upper Classmenf' They had chapel seats among the Dignified Seniors. They met for election of officers and a count of ballots showed the following results: Emmerson Blim, President: Richard Cody, Vice President: Anne Louise Rhodes, Secretary: and Waneta Christian, Treasurer. Miss Nincehelser and Mr. Axe were appointed directors of the destinies of this class. ln athletics the class was ably represented in football by Glen Snider, Paul Viar, John E. Haney, Emmerson Blim, Warren Lyttle, Arthur Berry, Glen Caywood, Ellis Keys, and Vinson Pullins, the last named has been elected Captain for next year. ln basket ball these boys participated: John E. Haney, Alvin Lowe, Glen Caywood, Ellis Keyes and Paul Viar. The class was also well represented in both boys and girls glee clubs. All enjoyed a pleasant evening at the class party given at the home of Miss Josephine Kirk- patrick. We intend to put on the biggest social event of the season when we entertain the Seniors at the annual Junior-Senior Banquet. Page Twenty th ee

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