Council Grove High School - Councilor Yearbook (Council Grove, KS)

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Jokes NEIGHBOR-And what does Oliver play on the team? MRS. EBERHART-l'm not sure but l think he's one of the drawbacks. K. R. CCheer Leaderj -Now girlsl Upon your ties and show you're Blue and Gold supporters. MR. AXE-Why didn't you come to class today Harold? You missed my lecture on appendicitis. I HAROLD K.-Oh, l'm tired of these organ recitals. BURTON H.-I dreamed last night that l proposed to the sweetest girl in the world. MINNIE LEE-And what did l answer? My sweet potato, do you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you. You are the apple of my eye. If we cantaloupe lettuce marry. We will be a happy pear.-Your Bean. MRS. HANEY-Who was the straightest man of Bible time? E. TORRENCE-Joseph, because the Pharaoh made a ruler out of him. Keep that schoolgirl complexion-out of the rain. Johnny pushed Tommy out of his flying machine. . . and it made Tommy soar! You've all heard of the absend-minded professor who poured catsup on his shoestrings and tied knots in his macaroni, but how about the fellow who twisted the baby's ear and then walked the floor with the phonograph. Those who flunked out their examinations should remember that, after all a zero is nothing. The history classes puzzle me I never could see why, With so very many reigns, They always are so dry. HELEN DEHOFF-Why is there so much electricity in my hair? TED CLARY-Because it is attached to a dry cell. One day a Soph saw something green And thought it was cz Freshman lass But as he drew up near to it Behold it was a looking glass. Page 21

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ELIZABETH SIMMS College Prep., Junior Play, Glee Club 24-25 She's coming back to graduate, I wonder why????? Because she likes Old C. G. High. KENNETH RANEY General Course, Junior Play, Cheer Leader I think I should like to study, But I am afraid to try. GRACE ZEIGLER Normal Training Never idle a minute. THELLIA TAYLOR Normal Training. Her timidity hides her many merits. IWANUEL BEDELLA College Prep. I never take a nap in class, The nap takes me. Ex VANCE RICE Normal Training, Football 21-22-23-24. Some people have cloudy dispositions but others are dark all the time. Page

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Class History SENIOR CLASS HISTORY Long, long ago, about four years ago, the present senior class, at that time numbering 84, entered C. G. H, S. The exceptional thing about this class is the fact that as they entered the high school the faculty and upper classmen were astonished at their lack of greenness. One of the social functions of the year was the picnic which at least a part of the class are sure to remember. The football captain for the coming year was chosen out of this class. The following year they were back again, no longer freshmen but wizened and worldly sophomores. During their sophomore year nothing new of great importance took place, probably due to the hard studying during this year of their career. Another year saw them entering. This time as juniors, The latter part of the year they gave their play, Seventeen , which undoubtedly had never been equalled by another class up to this time. This year they entered with the expressions of veterans plainly showing on all their faces. lt was their year to occupy the front seats in chapel and be kings of the school. With few exceptions they have done both. In summing up it might be interesting to know that out of the 54 who will graduate this year the following people entered the first grade together in the city schools: MARION PERRY RUSSELL JAILLITE BURToN HARVEY RALPH CAYWooD HELEN PRATER DAVID LoY HALE WHITE CANZADA FIGLEY RUTH WALSH LEo MARLow MARY AMRINE VALDA COLTRANE MARIE ROBERTS PERN REES PAUL REES LA VERNE SULLIVAN ' GORDON FAULCONER ARTHUR EBERHART-I sent a dollar to a firm for a cure for my horse that slobbers. FRESH.-What did you get? ARTHUR-A slip of paper on which was written: Teach him to spit. There's a pair of good slippers, said the careless one as he threw the banana peels down. PopI said the weasel as he watched the little boy touch a match to the firecracker. Page 22