Cottonwood High School - Raider Yearbook (Cottonwood, MN)

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Class Prophecy TTME: 1963 PLACE! U.S.A. We are touring the United States by railroad-freight, that is. We just jumped on the cattle car as it was leaving Chicago, and lo and behold we land right in the middle of the private stock car of Alton Huso. He is the owner of a 6,000 acre ranch called nTall Tail Ranch.n He has just finished selling his tailless C8ttlS,WmUH1 he bred to eliminate the hazardcf being hit in the face while milking. We get off at Washington D. C. to visit, and stop in at the Supreme Court and'dEme we see Supreme Court Chief Justice Beverly Olson handing outthe death penalty to Gerald Aamodt Rosenberg for selling Marilyn Monroe's secret to the Russians. Now they claim they invented Qgg!!!L We stow away on an airplane on' its way to New York. The stewardess, who found us under the baggage, was Donna Paradis. Donna was looking for the mouse that scared Mamie Eisenhower, be- cause Donna isn't afraid of mice!! We land at New York and sneak into a style show featuring Mademoiselle Beatrice Welu and her three trained poodles, Fi-Fi, Foo-Foo, and Sylvester. Next, we take a trip to Churchill 'Downs where we come in at the middle of the exciting Kentucky Derby. Raymond Pille is riding his horse, nSnail Pacen in hopes of winning. He might have won if the horse had run the right direction. On the bus into townwe glance through the window of the Koch Q Koch, Inc. Insurance Agency. We see Miss Betty Koch, owner, selling indigestion insurance to the world's greatest sword swallower, Moppo the Great, namely Ralph Maertens. He's gettkg ulcers from ferric oxide. We then take a little shopping trip around town and stop in at a department store. In the Ladies Lingerie Department we see Darold Roby displaying his complete line of nHug-me-tightn four- way stretches. After being kicked out of Kentucky, we hop a train to Texas, where we meet the famous oil millionairess, Greasy Grace Gniffke. She uses her oil to make cold cream, but never uses the stuff herself, because she knows what's in it!!! Seeing enough of Texas, we start walkin' walkin' walkin' to California. While walking along we are picked up by a flashy Cadillac. As we get in we see the driver is Ruth Pfeiffer, now world famous for the Pfeiffer Trio. It's a one-woman trio, be- cause she sings.all three parts herself, Alto, Tenor, and Bass. She drops us off at the Rose Bowl game, where,through-a knmw holawe see center Jimmy Van Overbeke of U. C. L. A. He has just made the winning touchdown!! But what's this????? Wisconsin is cheering! Oh-Oh, he ran the wrong way and Wisconsin wins by one point. After the game we take an old trolley down to Los Angeles, and in our rented tuxedoes we dine at Ciro's. While enjoying our filet mignon, we hear the 'beautiful strains of Mule Train being sung by the throaty-voiced torch singer Lois Runholt. Loisis Hoy Rogers' leading competitor these days. fcolltillued OI1 Delft 1589363

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3 'sqm-P' JAMES VAN OVERBEKEI Football : Yearbook Staff: Paper Staff: Student Council: School Patrol: Pro- jectionist C1ub:CIlass Play II. LOIS RUNHO LT Mixed Chorus: Glee Club: Octet: Sextet: Trio: G.A.A.: Paper Staff:C1ass Officer: Class Play II. GRACE GNIFFKE Mixed Chorus: Glee Club: Sextet: Paper Editor: Band: Pep Band:Yearbook Staff: Secretary to Principal: Class Play I and II. DAROLD ROBY Mixed Chorus: Glee Club: School Patrol: Paper Staff. GERALD AAMODT Mixed Chorus: Ushers Club: Captain for Magazine Sale: Paper Staff: Class Play I and II. DONNA PARADIS Mixed Chorus: Octet: Yearbook Staff:Paper Staff: Ushers Club: Class Officer: Class Play II.

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y- - , Closs Prophecy After washing dishes at Ciro's for three days to say for our food, we journey to Hollywood. On the way we nick ua a newsnaner off the road and on the front page we see a picture of hiss Josie Laleman. She had been voted the nwirl i'd host Like To shovel Snow Mithn for l963. fit never snows in California, get the drift?????J Je reach our destination of the 464 studios in Hollywood and posing as bums Chow truel for the new picture, we see the famous screen lover John nValentinoH hroyer. fe hear he'a gaking all the Hirandma Soxersn swoon throu5howt the country. fsrandma Boxers are Bobby Soxers over 65.3 after we get the nice, rainy California weather out of our bones, we take a stagecoachC?J to Denver, Colorado, where, in the Last National Bank, we see Stenographer Uarleen Hrairie taking notes on a bank robbery at 380 words ner minute. She moved to Colorado because it was too Cole ue North for her. As we travel homeward we see the former Ronnie Boerner ood- dling miniature International trucks and tractors. :he's naying her husband's way through the University. He is lcarninj how to be'a good salesman so he can teach his wife how to make more money. Upon reaching home we realize that in our nationwide travels we have seen the whole Class of 1953. what is their future for l9Y3? It's theirs to make. So Long ----------- The Friendly Bums, Marty'i like 5 5i5X5X H'ix 'ffnd l ffjf fklqtilid ,ff Vfv JXQ' - ,w5hfJ a L ' ff!! 4 M- 19 v it . v 4' Xe dm, f'X y NIL f ,gif Q X lilly if ' ,LJ W I l NF -H A it ' N X X , 'f Hin, Vrkl 'X r lsr d. i ma I w4mQi ?E? ss' ffl H. gf? --..,f -eff. rl y .is f , up 1 X XX mmm N C .1 ff I - x Sywwdgf' . f Q W 1 I , X fl! Y xx , ff C Q f , fu f Fufure f XXX xx I fix, -f 'iLiijK XX QQ' , X ef . rx l X XX if f School House ff ' , f X ,W