Cotner University - Croaker Yearbook (Bethany, NE)

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-T pp- -- -- . THE BULL Doe - I ' --In--M '! ' 1 1 '- 1 - -ll-'l-w--I--l--ln-nn---n---1--1-1-nn--1 -n----------u-..- - -41.-I -go I I I FIRST STATE B I BETHHNY, NEBRASKA I I I E r ' E I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 'r I I I I I I THE 'PERSONAL SER VICE BA NK 'I -I' ------- --u--n-an-n---I - w----nl-..-I.-l.-..-.....,......-...-. - - -....-...i. First Stude: Your book is smaller than mine. Second Stude: Oh, I've read a lot out of it. Lola, confidential like: To be Frank Ella, you would make an awfully good Cook. I K.: Harry Lauder sang best when in- toxicated. J.: He needed the Scotch to get the right accent. WARMED OVER Stude: What do we have for O. T. to- morrow? Prof. Shellenberger: We'll Iinish Moses, VVas Keep Step a success? Yes, roughly speaking. In Ethics, Prof. Shellenberger: Mrs. Jeffrey, woufd it be right for me to tell you what kind of books to read? Mrs. Jeffry: No, but I think it would be a good thing. Dickery, dickery, dock, Prol. Moss wound up the clock: VVhen Moss was gone the clock ran down, Tick-Tockttock. Frank Kennedy reports a serious acci- dent. A 2x4 fell on his head and spilled his vocabulary. Gray would like for the seniors to re- turn the rest ol' his collars. June Cshowing her new dianiondyc Do you think Brick's love for me is true? Eva: Well, it has a good ring to it. anyway. Dean S.: Been to church this morning Big Boy? Big Boy Lang: Do my clothes look as though they've been slept in? Corinne, rumniaging frantically thru her work-basket while sewing: I wish I could find a little Brown bow! 1922 - lag: One Hundxed Sixty-eight

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