Cotner University - Croaker Yearbook (Bethany, NE)

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THE BULL DUG YE BALAD OF' YE BEANS The sun with backward glance loitered down the western slope, tripped o'er a mountain peak, fell and plunged into the placid Pacific, splashing up a shower of spray which clung glistening to the black canopy o'erhead. The moon rose majestically and perched on the ridge of Doc. Brown's house as Dean,Smith finished tucking the girls into bed and re- tired. Quiet reigned in the stucco castle, where the hundred fair maidens indulged in purely hypothetical slumber. A black charger exhaling car- bon monoxide drew up beside the moated grange with quivering tail light and panting softly. Stealthy forms crept from the shadows of the shelter- ing trees to concealment under the clothesline-silence. The Havelock whistle sounded the appointed hour. Dainty footsteps pattered out on to the east balcony and Lady Corinne whispered: Sir Leonard, are you there? No, I am not, this is Sir Rex. I recognize your contour, Sir Leonard, you go straight home. But from four steps lower came the voice of Lady Bobbie, Oh, Sir John, are you there? Throw up the beans. Above the palpitating of ,Sir Morris' heart could be heard the voice of gentle Rosa: I know you are so tired and your trusty Dodge needs rest. The hour is late. For my sake, please go home. A light flashed on in the lower hall. A gasp-a smothered goodnight-a rustle, and the restful scene was left untenanted save by the silent moon indulging in a sardonic smile of bored sophistication. Yes, it's a shame, but then how could it have been different? The faculty was hard put for room and had to let it remain thus. Of course, it has some good features, but they are mostly glossed over, and applying the laws of physics, it affords one of the finest examples of mass action yet recorded. It acts fully as intelligently as the absent-minded para- mecium, but with less agility. By close observation, one discovers it to be composed of a definite number of parts, many of which are strictly ornamental, and as Mrs. Har- mon would say, Somehow the rest of it doesn't seem to function, or if it does, it's too slow for the naked eye to perceive. A good botanist would find in this component unit, bluebells, dumbbells, wallfiowers, sunflowers and a variety of young green buds. When Prof. Moss applies the acid test, he will find an unstable com- pound of a base tendency, and liberating a non-illuminating gas of no commercial or other value. But next year when the faculty moves it out of the wing where it can see the Seniors and other intellectual individuals conducting them- selves on strictly rational and scientific lines, we hope and expect that the Freshmen will do likewise. IOZZ .-free..- l 4.----- Page One Hundred Forty-four

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