Coshocton High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Coshocton, OH)

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.frfff1ff.rf: Q so CIJ CIJ '1 P1 O 'U D' rn 0 K4 fffffffffa. Q My narrative begins on a certain day in Physics class, when we were taking up the Q Q subject of light. Mr. McKissick was enlightening the class upon several points in con- Q Q nection with the aforesaid subject, and, as I was the principal offender of those who were Q Q in the dark about the light, I soon drifted into the land of slumber. Q Q W'hen I awoke I was lying in bed in a spacious and airy room. Q Q Well, so you're awake at last, a cheery voice greeted me. I looked up into the Q Q face of Pauline Miller, pretty as ever, and attired in a nurse's outfit. Q Q Naturally, the first thing I said was, l'Pauline! Where am I, and how did I get here?,' Q Q You are in the hospital of Dr. William Waters, she replied. l'And as to how you Q Q got here, he will tell you that himself, for here he comes now. Q Q And through the doorway came old Bill, looking just the same as I had last seen Q Q him in the halls of C. H. S. He greeted me with a hearty Hello, and told the nurse Q Q that she might leave us. He seated himself on a chair beside the bed, and proceeded to Q Q give an explanation in reply to my maelstrom of questions. Q Q It was the year 1960 A. D., and I had been asleep these past thirty years. When I Q Q had fallen asleep in Physics class that day, it was found impossible to arouse me. After Q Q careful reseach work on the part of noted scientists from all over the world, it was Q Q found-at the end of twenty-three years-what was the matter with me. The remaining Q Q seven years had been spent in effecting a cur. So there I was--awake again after a sleep Q Q that made Rip Van Wfinkle look like a barnstormer. Q Q But somthing still puzzled me. 'lHow is it that you still look the same after thirty Q Q years?,' I inquired. Q Q Oh, that's all accomplished by Margaret Clark's Beauty Parlors, he said. uShe Q Q has them all over the world. No one becomes old-looking nowadays. I'll call up the Q Q tailor, and have him come up here and measure you for some clothes. They'll be all made Q Q an hour after you've been measured, and then we'll go down to the beauty laboratory Q Q and you can get fixed upf, Q Q The tailor came, and he was none other than Carl Fox, and his worthy assistant was Q Q ,Iesse Hahn. He measured me, and at the end of an hour I received a complete wardrobe Q Q of clothes. I dressed quickly, and we were off for Clark,s Beauty Parlors. Q Q When we arrived at our destination we learned that Margaret was in Europe, but Q Q Dorothy Adams, one of her subordinates, arranged things for us. The two young ladies Q Q who performed the transformation I recognized as Mildred Holl and Eloise Crawford. Q Q Don Stoker also had a hand in it, as he shaved me and cut my hair. Q Q I emerged from the place a new man, and suggested that we have something to eat. Q Q All right, said Bill, let's go to Mac's. So we hopped in his new air-flivver and were Q Q shortly there, thanks to the flying of Bill's pilot, who, by the way, was Karl Hall. Q Q Outside of the place we found a crowd, among whom were Earl Berry, Vic Senter, Q Q and Harold Noble. Inside we were met by the hostess, Ireta Spear, who readily showed Q Q us to a booth in the gallery where we ordered dopes, for which I learned Mac's had become Q Q world famous. Q Q At the table ahead of us sat jack Harris who, Bill told me, was now president of a Q Q bank. At another table, in the rear of the room, sat Kathryn Huber, Lottie Kokensparger, Q Q Mary Cresap, and Beatrice Collins. All of these, I found out, had changed their names Q Q by marrying into wealthy families. Q Q Vfhile we were waiting there, a band began to play. 'lW'hat band is that?', I asked. Q Q That's the Salvation Army, Bill replied. Let's go out and listen to them. We went Q Q outside and found the director of the Band, Byron Snedeker, raising his baton for the Q Q next number. When the musicians began to play, I noticed that the crowd seemed greatly Q pleased. 'QThat must be a very popular piece they're playing, I said to Bill. Yes, he Q Q replied, It is the latest composition of Robert Taylor, the famous composerg and besides, Q Q those two violinists, Albert Foote and George Wiggins, would make any piece sound good. Q S S 'S S S S S S Q 3 Q 667' S Q Q S Q Q Q Q 3 Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q S Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q S Q Q Q Q Q S Q Q S E' Uri rv Q C ' J.

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P Ql.f'.f.f.l'.fffJ'f'JJ'J'.fff'.ffJ'.f'.Z.Z'4 JYQ Q Senior Class History Q Q fAjmlogii's fo HI'Ifll'lL'6lfl9dUj Q Q CANTO I. H Gained they some of this great knowledge. Q Q Thus with one thing and another Q In the early days of autumn, I . A A - , Q Q . Passed their stcond year in High School. Q Q On a day in fine September, Q Q Toward the old, old High School building CAN-FO IH' Q Q fLarge and spacious was that buildinglj Q Q Came a band of laughing Indians, With much joy in next September Q Q Tall and short and funny Indians. Came they once more to the school house by Q Came with many books and pencils Happy to be known as Juniors, Q Q For to gather all the knowledge, Jolly Juniors, and with purpose Q Q Knowledge gleaned from books and To pursue the phantom knowledge Q teachers. Yea, to track it to its stronghold. Q Q Four and twenty plus two hundred Learned to down that math so wretched Q Boys and girls alight with laughter- And to wrestle with the French verbs. Q Laughter soon to change to sorrow. Learned besides to be romantic. Q Q For they found, these men and maidens, Again chose Eddie for their leader Q Q That to gather 'lbookyn knowledge And Mildred Holl and Phyllis Nichols Q Q NVas a thing that's not so easy. Wfere to help this mighty leader. Q Q Soon they gathered in a council Pins and rings of gold were chosen Q Q For to choose their Big Chief Leader. By this class of nineteen thirty, Q Q Dorothy Adams then was chosen These to be the symbols of their happy Q Q For to be their Big Chief Leader. days together. Q Q And as helper for the Big Chief For the Seniors, high and mighty, Q Q Phyllis Nichols was that helper. Soon to leave these walls forever Q Q A banner, also, made these Indians Put they on an evenings frolic Q Q Gray and scarlet were their colors. A carnival to pose in history Q Q Many, many moons they labored. For the eats, the stunts, and fortunes Q Studied hard to get their lessons. That this noble class put over. Q Q But of Q'booky knowledge, nothing- Many other good times had they Q Q Almost nothing would stick to them. And forgot their times of trouble. Q Q But they gave a big class party Q Q And with fun and wholesome pleasure CANTO IV. Q Q Many times they met together. , . Q Q ' In the time of Indian Summer Q Q Came they once more to these hallways, Q Q CANTO H' Proud and happy to be known as Q Q Vlfhen again they came together Senior Class of Nineteen Thirty . Q Q Came together in that High. School. And with might and main, each labored Q Q Some had fallen by the wayside To become a loyal Senior. Q Q And were missing from the council. Jack Harris now has been their leader, Q But there still remained so many With Mildred Holl as his assistant, Q Q XVho could make the noise aplenty-- Pat Miller and Sam Thompkins helping. Q Q Noise resounding in Assembly. Quite a busy year has this been Q Q Big Chief Eddie was their leader. What with class plays, clubs and parties Q Q And besides this noble quarter And so many things to do. Q Q Otie Schwartz, so neat and tidy, Four long years they've spent together Q Q And Milderd Holl were also chosen. Has this happy tribe of Indians, Q Q Early in this year of High School But the time for final parting Q Q Did they throw another party- Comes apace and none may stop it. Q Q A party, too, with cats and witches- But they've followed this great knowledge Q Q Each one masked-and ghosts so scary. And have come at last-these Indians- Q Q And so, by diverse means and many Safely to the graduation. Q Q x tzffffffffaflaaaQ'ffqfl'.lJJf?'f'J'J'qf. 'fff4f1afsl'f.f.53'qf4Qy'.f4f.f'.l'.f.fffffffffffffffffl Page 28

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'iffflgffffffffgffffbx To nl ah flffv k 1 93 0 I 5 3 S S Q 5 S Q Zay Jennings came up at that moment, escorted by Ray Marsh, and seeing us, they Q Q came over and said Hella As is common with most people, they immediately wanted Q Q to know if we had heard the latest gossip, and upon learning we hadnnt they proceeded Q to inform us. Q Yes, Mary Kathryn Klein, the beautiful movie actress, intended to divorce her third Q Q husband, and marry Bob McQuiston, the great director. And Roberta Thompson, who Q Q had been teaching school, had eloped last night with that impossible janitor, Karl Metz. Q Q Had we heard about Dick XVisenburg and Ward XVest? They were reported lost at Q Q sea on another of their Arctic exploring trips. And-oh yes! They had heard that Red Q Q Odor and Helen Graham were to make their partnership in the clothing store a per- Q S manent one by getting married some time in the spring. After all these years! We'd Q Q promise not to tell anyone though, wouldnit we? Roma Allen and Imogene Pigman Q Q had broken off partnership in the dressmaking business, and it was rumored that the Q Q H latter's husband was the underlying cause. Audrey Davis had married Don Borden- Q Q kircher, the well-known operatic star, last week, and they were moving into a lovely home Q Q on Cambridge Road--and they had engaged a jewel of a housekeeper in Helen Guy. Q Q Oh, were we going now? We had a business engagement? W'ell, they'd see us again Q soon they hoped. Q On our way down Main street, we passed two places that caught my eye. One was Q Q E. Emler-Pastries and Cakesg while the other was Carnahan and Loos, Dealers in An- Q Q tiquesg and in the window of the latter store, before my very eyes, stood Ed I.ee's Grover. Q Q This brought Ed to my mind, and I inquired after him. I found that he had grad- Q Q uated from the Naval Academy with high honors and was now the commander of the Q Atlantic fleet. Then we talked of other members of the old class. Kenneth Duling had Q Q been recently elected Chief of Police of Coshocton, and Ward Bible had been appointd Q Q postmaster of the same city. Leota Schwartz was now the star of the Hollywood Motion Q Q Picture Company, and under the skillful management of Leonard Zeiger this company Q Q had progressed rapidly, having produced three pictures since 1930. Alma and Emma Q Q Dickerson were proving a tremendous success in vaudeville due to their red hair, while Q Q Bob Treat was the president of a plumbing company and was known far and wide for his Q Q leak-stopping activities. Vivian MCNab was using her wiles to vamp men in stage pro- Q Q duction, although it was rumored that she was considering marriage in preference to a Q Q career. Gene Gorsline was turning' out winning football teams year after year at Notre Q Q Dame and Dan Brushwood had made a million by inventing a new kind of kiddy-car. Q Q By this time, however, we had reached the Courthouse where Bill had an appoint- Q Q ment with his lawyer, Karl Sauerbrey. W'hile he was transacting his business I wandered Q Q A into another part of the building where a case was being tried. I readily noticed that the Q Q courtroom procedure was changed in appearance from what it had been. There were no Q Q sleeping jurors or even a jury box where they might be. I mentioned this fact to Bill Q Q when he joined me and asked him about the jury. XVhy the jury system was discarded Q Q 20 years ago, he replied, although a few people, including the great statesmen, Harold Q Q Pence, opposed its abolition. However, the substitution of judge for jury has brought Q Q more efficiency to our department of justice. Q Q ' I did learn the fate of each and every member of the class of '30, but due to my long Q Q siesta of 30 years, I could but vaguely remember the secrets divulged to me during the Q Q first 30 days after my awakening. Q Q Class Ojfirers: Q Q P1'6'SiCfE'l1f .,,,.,,,..,,. ,,,,,, J ack Harris Sf'FJ'f'fdl'3J ,,,,,,,,, A ,,,,,,,,,,, Pauline Miller Q Q Vid? P?'l'SifffWIf ..........,.......... Mildred H011 Treaszzrer ,,,,,,,,,,,,. , ,,,,,,, ,.,.Sam Thompkins Q Q Advisor ....,.,..,...........,..,.,........ ......,..... r.......... IV I iss McCabe Q Q Motto: They can who think they can. Colors: Scarlet and gray. Q Q Flower: American Beauty Rose. Q 3 S 3 S 3 3 . S 9 'E Pa ge 3 0