Corry Area High School - Corrian Yearbook (Corry, PA)

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CARNELIAN JOKES A girl was complaining to her chum of the way her steady was treating her. Why don't you give him the mitten? the friend asked. lt isn't a mitten he needs: it's a pair of socks-he's got cold feet. He who was Mrs. to take a kiss. Has Mr. a thing he should not M-iss. Senior: I saw something today worth a half dollar. Junior: iexcitedlyj What was it? Senior: Two quarters. fCalmly.J Sheen: fin Biologyj Where are the lungs? Freshman: On the right side: about in the middle. Freshman: Did your watch stop when you dropped it on the floor? Sophomore: Sure, did you think it would go through? Miss Kenney: Have you done your outside reading? Freshie: No, mam: mamma said it was too cold to read outside. In French Class- Miss Myers: What is a fencer? Pauline Torek: A man who fixes fences! ! ! ' I In History Class- Mr. McFarland: Where did Medieval cities grow up? Alma McCray: Where the rivers could be crossed by a FORD. Any Place-fFat Jewell's favorite songj She's my Lulu And I'n1 her Jewell. In French Class: Hartley Stockham: I couldn't say that to save my neck. Miss Myers: Do you think your neck is in hazard ? Slips by Professor Sheen- Fo11ow me closely while I go over this pulley. Watch me go thru this siphon. Sheen: Tell the vacant members what the lesson is for tomorrow. In Civics Class- Miss Kenney: Now, picture that I am Tony, a foreigner, how can I become natural ized? Remember, I am very green. H. McCray: I am about as green as you are. Trig- Miss Thomas: Mr. DeJean, how long can a goose stand on one leg? DeJean: I don't know. Miss Thomas: Suppose you try it some time and find out. BEST JOKE OF THIS YEAR- LULU MORTON as professor of AMERICAN HISTORY! ! ! I Page Twenty

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CARNELIAN SIGNA ANDERSON ..... EDYTHE BULLER ......... CARL CHRISTENSEN ...... EDWARD CHAMPION ....... ANNA DOWN EY ......... GLADYS DIMMICK ..... LUCY DESCHAMP ............ ROSALLENE DEMPSEY JOSEPHINE DUFFY ..... RENO FARRELL .......... CAMERON HOENES .... AVIS GROUP ............ HELEN HEATH ..... IRENE JORDAN .... LOUIS MILLER ............ HUBERT MORRISON ELWIN MCCRAY ....... ROY MORTZ ........ HOWARD PIER ...... ROLAND ROSS ............ WARREN RATHBUN .... GLADYS SKINNER ...... RUTH SKINNER ........... MILDRED SANDBURG . NELL SWEET ................ NORMAN SCHOLTON .. PAUL SPIESMAN ........... RUTH STAFFORD ....... MARION THOMPSON LLOYD THOMAS ......... EDITH VERFURTH ..... DOROTHY WHITELY ..... GEORGE WRIGHT ....... ALUMNI OF 1921 .......Corry, Pa. .................Beechwood .........Penn State College .......Phoenix Billard Parlor ..........University ot Toronto Cohen's Department Store .........Alexander's Laundry ......Bell Telephone Company H. S. Post Graduate .........Allegheny College .............California .......Wall Court, Auraro, N. Y. ........Warren Business College .......Traveling with Redpath Chautauqua ...........................Valpariso University Corry, Pa., Furnace Salesman Pa. ......Jamestown Business College Pa. ...............Indiana Normal ........Corry Fiber Company .........University of Syracuse Cohen's Department Store University of Pennsylvania H. S. Post Graduate ......Miller Hardware Co., Olean, N. Y. H. S. Post Graduate ......Lafayette Brush Co., Erie, Pa. Jamestown Business College Forbes and Spalding Garage ---------..........Penn State College Page Nineteen

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