Cornell Medical College - Samaritan Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Your engine's gettin' rusty, Your springs are kind of dusty, Let me overhaul your car, A :rf Though tuition is nine hundred dollars, You unruly lads aren't' scholars. In the classroom everyone hollers. Now we're glad, never sad, and we will not shed a tear For a new class we will have next year. Dr. Hanlon, with pipe and mustache, My local draftboard is after my ash. You must act quickly, you'd better not linger, 'Cause Uncle Sam is giving me the hnger. We're pharmacologists, Masterful specialists. We want statistics, Not optimistics.

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l V L Q .L I heard a lab technician tell About a new subversive cell, A cell that can't be seen or smell, It's found in collagen disease. Please don? talk about us when we'1fe gone! llmsi-All ...N .L Time is dear, in one more year we all go different ways. When we've left, you professors will all have better days, We gave you hell, but wish you well and please remember To keep your eye upon the L. E. cell. Hi ho, Hi hee, it's time for surgery. If in doubt, we cut it out. Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho. . . the wind and the rain. . H ii 1, ., X in . i-. Sheff - ' xi, .... ... ,tt . ..,,, . ff , lHifgQ.gg I:.i it ua, ' 31: Vx.-,.-1-,.. ,i .r. .-1 . 'A .-:e1:.','5e ' ,A fi we Y- 1 '- 5-. '1A:1,.,','u L r.: 53- V ML- I, 'U--1... is -' 4 - 2 Nuts to dicoumerol, It's no damn good at all , i We'll stick with heparin It's anti-thrombin. l' 1? - l-il' ' 113, lil g L Q F-501 ' l im 1 ll f ' ' ' t i X E l '. I , . , gg. e i ill H ' A ! ti M , . .T 'j,., 6 A l' 4 3 n ' lui , , K z' 1 . W .. ' l - . aww.. U , I , .4 ' ' 'A 1' f. 3? 1 3 --.5 . ' 4 F,-fi' ' Ny e v m ,,,,r,,W dr 5 it 1 W I ' L -1 ry 9' Pg i I ,H 'I . ' wa i 1' e i L , ' , ' , ' igmff i t ,ll- -D' . l s I V W six, . 1 v,. ,Ji A T f . , A 3 - Yr . Q' l 'I V , . . l Y zu u,lj1 '. .hy I 1 3 g. s.tF:x1 J. :4 ,z U 4 ' , .. V' 'K .Q .. Joi' ii.: Is put out by the kidney -- It converts your blood to pee Doin' what comes naturally Urine flow as you may know