Cornell Medical College - Samaritan Yearbook (New York, NY)

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41, Though it's a very old game The dirty rules are the same. Never persuade or induce What you can quickly seduce. Thnt's what politicos do, Use a political coup. How are things with the Boston group, Doctor? 'o When the fruit is ripe, it will drop

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Your engine's gettin' rusty, Your springs are kind of dusty, Let me overhaul your car, A :rf Though tuition is nine hundred dollars, You unruly lads aren't' scholars. In the classroom everyone hollers. Now we're glad, never sad, and we will not shed a tear For a new class we will have next year. Dr. Hanlon, with pipe and mustache, My local draftboard is after my ash. You must act quickly, you'd better not linger, 'Cause Uncle Sam is giving me the hnger. We're pharmacologists, Masterful specialists. We want statistics, Not optimistics.