Cornell Medical College - Samaritan Yearbook (New York, NY)

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PHARMACOLOGY lst Row-Drs. Travell, Gold, Cattell, Riker, Modell. Zml Row-Drs. Reilly, Garb, Roy, Roberts, Whitehouse, Kensler. Of materia medica we did learn, Of tinctures, pills, and leaf. 'Oh, These damn drugs are junk', said he, 'Just use them as placebo'. The cats were here, the cats were there, The-cats were all around. They hissed and growled and spit and howled As we dosed them by the pound. And he did do a hellish thing, And it would work 'em woe, . For as we sat, he killed the cat, And made the vomitus flow. 'Ah, wretch', said they, 'the cat to slay, To make the vomitus flowl' - 'Q

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1 U in . -my .1 oi 6 X X x J Wi 'Ne'er answer straight, but equivocate' Is a lesson learned for sure. 'It seerns', 'it may', 'not infrequently', 'According to the literature. God save thee, Ancient Cornell Grad, From the friends that plague thee so.' 'Tm sore distressed, for on a test, I once did answer, 'No'. 'some say