Cornell Medical College - Samaritan Yearbook (New York, NY)

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PHARMACOLOGY lst Row-Drs. Travell, Gold, Cattell, Riker, Modell. Zml Row-Drs. Reilly, Garb, Roy, Roberts, Whitehouse, Kensler. Of materia medica we did learn, Of tinctures, pills, and leaf. 'Oh, These damn drugs are junk', said he, 'Just use them as placebo'. The cats were here, the cats were there, The-cats were all around. They hissed and growled and spit and howled As we dosed them by the pound. And he did do a hellish thing, And it would work 'em woe, . For as we sat, he killed the cat, And made the vomitus flow. 'Ah, wretch', said they, 'the cat to slay, To make the vomitus flowl' - 'Q

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Of epidemics we did learn, Of malaria and pertussis And sundry illnesses all caused By bacteria and viruses. The very deep did rot, O Lord With bugs of every age. Yea, slimy things did crawl, with legs Across the 'scopic stage.

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