Cornell Medical College - Samaritan Yearbook (New York, NY)

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The sun came up over Wildwood, O'er the East River came he, And he shone bright upon our white As we filed to anatomy. An ominous knock upon a stand Brought shivers from every direction As entered one with pipe in hand To turn back a skin flap reflection.

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I l 'FN F' v r M:.J.s.fw,. COMES: r 'wr-A ,fr :lX,rinJN.x.: ' til mtae-'e,ss'- i 1 I v 5 1 v Ziff- THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT CORNELL GRAD VINTAGE 1954 with apologier to S. T. Coleridge It is an ancient Cornell Grad And he stopperh one of three, By thy long white coat and stethoscope, Now wherefore stop'st thou me? The College doors are opened wide And I am newly come. The profs are met, the speeches set, May'st hear the merry fun. He holds him with his percussing hand, There was a class , quoth he. Hold off, unhand me, greybeard loon! Quickly, his hand drop't he. 30 He holds him with his diplopic eye, The neophyte stands still And listens like a three years child, The old grad hath his will. The neophyte sits on a bench, He knows he has been had. And thus spake on that ancient man The '54 Cornell Grad. The class assembled, the auditorium cleared Merrily did we go Across old York, across' to Brennar1's Where beer and friendship flow.

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U1 ANATOMY lrt Row-Drs. Hagaman, Berry, Hanlon, MacLeod, Greene. 2nd Row-Mr. Beals, Drs. Ander- son, Taylor, Norriss. And one of us did rise to speak, 'In sirus inversus', spoketh he, 'Which hangs lower, right or left?'. 'Look for yourself, quorh he. Day after day, day after day, We followed each direction. Our brains we wrackecl as we did hack. 'Hrrmmph, Is this thy best dissection?'. Y I l A. 'I