Cornell College - Royal Purple Yearbook (Mount Vernon, IA)

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T 4 U1 I A A -x 'SJ Q. x .ll L C3 C354 Q? -J C ., WH ,L-L RmWLPf' XWHEQQ O8 , -'cf' 2715.1 QJQ57, 3 i Z CD' Q -QC? if Qskv 5352? ,CQQS Kf2iya Q5 Q I MTMY, Il fi Zi I . 4 i F A V E to nu pr no leg lil. lo. 1 de sr. in Ca: yo pm Q tre cre com ig Hg? , edi A liv e x d 'M du ?1 9 z L 5 i 5 Qi ax E rnlnguv There is a time-worn phrase used in working new men lor society here in Cornell, which has a most impressive and mysterious sound to every Freshman. This phrase is,-L'You can get out of your society whatever you put into it.H Just so, the heneht you will derive from looking over this Annual will de- pend on the spirit with which you open these pages. lfyou pick up this volume with a critical eye, ex- pecting to find errors or anxious for an opportunity to criticise, you will nothe disappointed, for the An- nual which should please everyone has not yet heen produced, and where so many have failed, we have no hope to Succeed. If you, a stranger to our col- lege, take up this hook with the desire tosee Cornell life as it is,- and we thinkiit a good sort of a life,- lo, you will not he disappointed, lor we have striven to hold the mirror up to nature,H as it were, and depict the activities of college life in Cornell from the standpoint of those who take part in them. If you, in later years, peruse these pages to aid you in re- calling the happy years you spent in Cornell, lo, you, also, will not he disappointed, for it has been our purpose to represent the whole school, If you, tremhling with the secret knowledge of some indis- creet act or happy saying which might possihly he construed intolajoke, scan through these pages hoping against hope that the ever-present and all-seeing joke editor had thought your humhle attempt worthy to live in fame, lo, you likewise, will not he disappoint- ed, lior that is our appointed task. With these few words the trumpets are sounded, the curtains are pulled aside, and the play is on. ' ' is -----f f- -e , :,...1.s---.......,...a.---11, 1- ' M A vdsnwvffk x.z'2B!K.'p V n p Q K , 1, .WA ,,,,,::.4.-,..- . ., - I , .,, .L-V --,vm 43,-ful ,' ' 'J' . - A .Fl ' . '4 , ni'--'g, - --1. , M, .f , Q., ,4 ,.-.4g:.,,'-'f,- .1-EQ-11'-'Pf+ffL:PER':+'fdf'1'F-55-1:-rffZ3.u'fi'.. .rE!.':m' -1-.. rn- A-' -ff' - ' - A V ,...,-,..., -fy-..-fp-r:f.f: -f z f- .........k -A--. A -- . - X - Rf?-RV - 'f'1'f4 424: Lp- 3,,:-Y1--5'.-:- '.-'- X'-V PIZOF. HAMLINE HURLBURT FREER, A. M. . -- f'-:4-',,-fftf'--:?'? -- -1'-1-fer:-fr-2---1--N U- - ' ' ' ' ' ' '. '51 '5ff'7 -'f ?-I.-x55- I-f..'Z.'fI . 'fi-.-5-nfs' 34T':?s 2-2 -- -f----- A '.Vx,,. , -,,, . --..-.. ,H ,. ,. 4 .,4-,f-,-1.4.5.4-Li,-,xp-1r3fj:. ' W -'R' X--.-'1-11.,,.5ML -1- A ,Z -J. is -:Y 4:71 1.,Qf,gx3-Q-,Z thai 91115 5 soma pew' distf penc 4291 Pa K 'N I lL'j 1 - It is further agreed and covenanted by the party of the second part that We, the party of the first part, are and of a right ought to be independ- ent and above reproach-that We are absolved from all explanations, per- sonal apologies, and outside criticisms, that We have omnipotent and all- pervading power to knock, roast, and criticize others, draw conclusions, distort facts, contract, debts, and do all other acts which a free and inde- in pendent Junior Annual Board may of right do. This agreement made and entered into, and signed this twenty-ninth Q29thD day of March, in the year 1907, Anno Domini. Witnesses, -, I Par-fy of fbe FIF-ff Par-7' .'- Edffor 117 Chief I Easzbess. Manager . - -H657 Edzfor A- H557 ,Bus Mgr i QP ,4 f Llferarv Edlfors MW Mwst Socieff Edifors U30-fa 6?-5734512-df- Q' , Xi-0+ V5'3M-c- 644 f-of Jbffe Edlf0f1S' ' , ACTQ!Ef7d0f l' E005-5 h A ,5cf70apf? 'a0F, A , J WEWLLWA ' -f7f'7L Edffars ii -fawfzzaae Pdffif Ufiffie .Second Parf - I A fbcuffy and Sfudenfs of Car-ne-ll Caffege U n ' ,be ff, U., 1 . Qlnrnvll Qinllvgv illiniin DENS ET HUBIANITAS Qlnlum ROXAI PURPLE AND WHITE 13211 ZIP-ZIS BOOM CAW-CAW-NELL C C.-TIGER LA ZIP ZIP HURRAH N W. . A. , A :E:v-ALI? 5 Y r l . I I s E E I - 'I5narh nf 111151225 President HON. W. F. JOHNSTON Vice-President . O. P. MILLER, ESQ. Secretary . COL. H. H. ROOD Treasurer . . . HON. NV. C. STUCKSLAGER Germ Expiren in 151117. REV. J. B. ALBROOK, D. D., PH. D. SENATOR WM. B. ALLISON, LL. D. F. H. ARMSTRoNGf M. A. . EDNVIN J. ESGATE, M. A. MAJ. E. B. PIAYXVARD . HON. W. F. JOHNSTON, M. A. . LEWIS LARSON, ESQ. . JOHN B. LEIGH, ESQ. D. C. MAIN, M. A. . CAPT. EDYVIN R. MASON . REV. NELSON A. MERSHON, M. A. NOAH YVILLIAMS, ESQ. . . . Efvrm Expires in IEEE. JOHN W. ARBUCKLE, M. PH., LL. D. . JOHN H. BLAIR, M. PH. . . REV. YVILLIAM WK CARLTON, D. D., PH. D. HON. GARDNER COWLES, M. A. . REV. M. A. GOODELL, M. A. . REV. E. J. LOCKNVOOD, M. A. . REV. NATHANIEL PVE, M. PH., D. D. . HON. EUGENE SECOR, M. A. . . HON. LESLIE M. SHAW, M. S., LL. D. . CAPT. E. B. SOPER, M. A., LL. D. . 'HoN. W. C. STUCKSLAGER, M. A. E. B. NVILLIX, ESQQ . . . Ulrrnr iizepirea in IHIIEI. R. J. ALEXANDER, ESQ. '. . . HON. A. J. BARKLEY . . . Mount Vernon . Dubuque Chicago, Ill. . Marion Davenport . Toledo . Britt Mount Vernon Wayne, Neb. . Marion . Toledo . Ida Grove Waterloo Des Moines Mason City . 'Des Moines Mount Auburn Cedar Rapids Charles City . Forest City . - Denison . Ernmetsburg . Lisbon V Mount Vernon . VVaukon . Boone SENATOR EDGAR T. BRACKETT, M. A., LL. D. . Saratoga, N. Y. REV. E. T. GRUWELL - - MAJ. CHAS. NV. KEPLER . OSCAR P. MILLER, ESQ. HON. JOHN T. MOEEIT . COL. H. H. ROOD, M. A. . REV. HOMER C. STUNTZ, D. D. JOHN H. TAET . . . REV. J.' G. VAN NESS, PH. D., D. D. . N. G. VAN SANT, M. S, . . .,..,..,,,r,,,, .. . . .. -V . ..--vt, Hampton Mount Vernon Rock Rapids . Tipton Mount Vernon Mount Vernon Cedar Rapids !Mount Vernon Sterling, Ill. 7 xvrutiuv Glnmmittvv J. E. HARLAN I E. J. ESGATE W. F. JOHNSTON 'E. B. SOPER A W. C. STUCKSLAGER H. H. ROOD -A J. B. ALBROOK .WS 'Q- PRESIDENT WILLIAM FLETCHER KING, D. D., LL. D ,und 1' 0 f 9- a0v4u+...,vuA4-A ,..r'.i9 O-h'v'9 '?f -' an 4 -':y '5i3,:rc '99 ' r 60 Q 'YN 'fr fi? .. .....a---H-'lvrv .,. , ,zu-ni-1w m. . X- 4. . r . , . . . . . 5, '- ' ..f-f.f- - -7- 4 - - -- . ' .- - . . . 1 .. - ., . f -:c a- . 'fa' ' - ' . . . ' . - -' - - ,1,,,.., ..... -21.954, ,-5 . a:r.l -.fvwv . - 0. ' , A- As- Q .---,-.... , -, x,...,.... U. .A , -- - J: .F-,...-- . ,14 ,... . v V - -,-- -.-. - ---' I 1 . 52.5 . I I ' -Q . 1 I VICE-PRESIDENT JAMES ELLXOTT HARLAN, A. M., LL. 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Stout, i German .V ' Latin - Geology Principal of Academy E i ' Education If N J N ep N I' I i I 1 y w - A . f 5 . .a-ff. M71 --- .., V , B , f' ' ' 4-f A 'ff- -W , i ' .42 5 41 ' . A- -A Q --- fu-V. ,-fA,,.?-fr--- 'f f I I 'K I' K f 'ky - Prof. NV. S. Ebersole, Miss Mary E. Smith, Prof. Francis Daniels, Greek Mathematics Romance Languages Prof and German A H. C. Stanc, History 1 I M y i N .f g LU X , - FH ,N 'FA f 1' :zcis Daniels, V ' q ehiuquages Prof. Prof. Prof. '-Prof, H, A, Mills S H. C. Stanclift, S. N. Williams, Mary B. Norton, Director of the History Engineering J Mathematics Art 5011001 f . 'Y A A' -' N X r' X I x .' 41 V 'ay 1 A - 'cn' ,:- -' ' 1 -- L - N . ' W?-'. M-Q., A in .... ,... . ' . .- . . -..z:'7.,...--.-.L.,.. ,W -,::L,- ' 0 U gli- V:-JL-L I 4 if ' V Q' i - - A' ..,u? r 5 'V , .. 'TH f - I ,. -Q 5- -Li:i ,-,, F l i F ML I f ll -. P I N1 -- f' -'P . . Q P u Prof. C. D. Stevens, Prof. R. E. Lovmg, Prof. H. M. Kelly, r0f'N1Ch01 English Physics Biology Chel ' . 1 i ' V L' :LA F 4 --.Q..g1l-l 1 H ll- . x-H : H f i ' 3 , f K H Prof. Nicholas Knight, Miss Julia Patton, Prof. G. L. Pierce, H' M' e yi Chemistry ' Instructor in English Director of Biology A Conservatory of Music 4K x I N 1 3 . ,, ,L . ,l , - 7. my , ,blk ji, . ,az ' K , , .F H V Vi i- - Q ,, ,L - V ... ,.--.-- ,....-. A 'A A , , N '- 1 1 ----L s r ' L4 ..--+ Mia, '- H f a ., rw . Mi , P -' ,, -1, '---- --1 -K '7 V -A ' - ,N 1-ll.. . ,i W 5' 4 1 v l T IM? ' X A QXQW X v 'x AV G ,ff In 1' ih l-1 f ' Prof. K. XV.. Robbins, Prof. john Barnes, Miss May L. Fairbanks, Prof F X Philosophy and Director of Librarian , P I' A ' Biblical Literature School of Oratory . ' hysmal , . Q . u . N X X Q 4 HL 1 1 i i , l 3 Q I s V , g 6, S i s .T b -ee r'j E2kfAhlAkV V f I UL 7 L. Fairbankgy Prof, F, A, Dujgridge, Miss Sarah V. Harden, Mrs. Laura F. Ristine, Marian I1 . Physical Training Instructor in English Stenography and I ' I ' Typewriting 1 in E 5 at - X - S - N .4 6 O V :, ' . V N I N K' it 'W Mm MH R I K+ Q Q f i 1 f' fe sl 3 Miss Grace L. XVhll1COl11b, Miss Beulah Crawford, Miss Laura L. Hinckley, Miss Alic E e Voice Assistant in Assistant in English . Education and Psychology Plan' s 5, 1 r w 1. in 2 P' A l 3 I a ,oo , in -. wr . ' , gm L. Hinckleyr Miss Alice E, Platuef, Miss Anna E. Yoder, James E, Irwin, mn in English Piano Instructor in Oratory Assistant ,Physical Director 1 1? - is .f s r N .f x -17 -' C' I A -1: I i 4 'T x K ' T. Stanley Skinner, Miss Anne Patton, Miss Lucy Moody Boyd, -Q D e v Pipe Organ Voice and Piano Violin Phfslscgfgr and Theory of Music i ' E I u N fi lx X Q. i 1 . J I jg AkVAkWAkWAkWA2 QM 1 i M Miss Mary L. 1 4 N- J' Uh' I' ..-..--. i M155 Mary L. McLeod, Edward R. Ristine, Miss Elizabeth Willsoiv, Lzzgfr Hoody Boyd, i Dean of Women V Principal of the Piano Yioiiu Physical Training Commercial 5011001 . N Ji X 1' y 4' S poi- v! i 1 i ! 31 U U V I, if T 'T 1 Q I Miss Anna L. Wolfe, Mrs. Alma F. Pierce, Miss Jessie Rigby, Q Miss Maud- Instructor in Mathematics Public School Music Assistant' Librarian f Instmcto ii L .ir 5 Jesie Rigby, H Miss Maude L. Oliver, Robert Getchell, Miss Mabel Williams, mg' ant Librarian Instructor in Latin Assistant in Chemistry Assistant Librarian f li as N. P' X I N, lj - Sf'lo9rrd?,hS M is M M yfVf'fi! A L 3111 illvmnriam LAURANCE BOURLAND SMITH, Died, Tempe, Arizona, March 25th, A ....1906.... I-IIS LIFE, though brief, was complete in the record which' it left of a manliness of character, a devo- tion to duty, cheerful self-denial, steadfastness of pur- pose, and purity of life which was the admiration of all who knew him, and an inspiration to all Who came in contact with him, by whom he was universally beloved. MACHINERY EXI-IIBITO EDUCATIONAL VI!-XCI-IINEIN WORKING ORDER X I A fy! 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E4.4.aorr - - A 4-.-.... -7' -f X The Senior Basket Ball Team. UCHN 121339 VHDLX SHHJ i-'vvninr 0112155 IHII7. EHn1mheh in IHHET ibftirrrn ' PRESIDENT . . . . GRANT S. REEDER VICE-PRESIDENT . ALNIA LIQUIN SECRETARY . . HOWARD N. TWOGOOD TREASURER . .... CHAS H. PUTNAM MEMBER ATHLETIC BOARD . . GRANT MOE Ginlnrz GOLD AND BLACK A Hell BOOM'-A-LACKA! BOOM-A-LACKA! SEVEN COME ELEVEN! WHOOP-ER-UP! WHOOP-ER-UP! ' 1907 ..g.,A.,,,a,..,...3 ,!,..,,.....-MA. ,i-,..,-,.:..., .,.0.. .. . Lu JW! , ' jK,M4l,q',f:4- :L . , L W 5 g - I 'vi , . -'Y , . u L. ., - .U I u-r' - , y . - . .55-. x.. .. - ,A A - - - ' n ... v- -..- ,.....,.-.....,......,.,-an---.-. - - - .nf ., .. M.. ,.,-. ,-.- .Y .,,. ...Y--. ...AJ Q ,, .. X ..',, QAW -' Q ' N. wg X, ,KA . F3 fl , .gg Q- ' I . +wo- The Junior Basket Ball Team. 'W I' N1 W '13 ' 'X 'ff g f f ' .l K:'l F'fNT J'L'5KfJ. ' .. , ,,... Q V., muh, -.,.., - 'f..,, ,-..,.- hs 'A' f - f Zlnninr 0112155 IHHH, Ilinunhnh in 1EIU4 Gbftirrrn PRESIDENT HARRY E. BILLINGSLEY VICE-PRESIDENT - ANNA ADDISON SECRETARY LOIS MARTIN TREASURER , . . CHAS. H. FORT MEMBER ATHLETIC BOARD GEORGE M- MARTIN Glnlnra RED AND WHITE Annnunrrmvnt Exiranrhinarg The Editors of the Royal Purple, '08, take pleasure in announcing that at great expense and by dint of much persuasion, and the promise of their votes, when that far distant time shall have arrived, they have secured as a contributor to this volume a man whose name has recently' occupied a prominent position in the state, and whose efforts for reform has attracted the attention of the entire nation-Mr. Andrew Townsan Hisey, WouldQbe Governor of Iowa, and self-appointed candidate for the Presidency. As is well known here Governor Hisey is an expert in the sciences of astrology and phrenology. It was through a desire to vary the time worn write-ups in previous Annuals that led to securing the services of the Governor. So Mr. Hisey arrived and in the disguise of aretired minister mingled with the students and studied the Juniors very closely to ascertain their character and forcast the future by 'means of phrenology. The following results of his observations and study are guaranteed absolutely pure and Auuadulterated. Nxlslkix' Wlwv Q -Lxmx . FORT I .x RUN g that f their xl as a xpied a tracted muld-be As is trologj' ite-ups f, So :ith the 131'8Ct61' sults of .erat6d- , .1-Q.. . . .- - , A-,W , ,. , 4,-f. - 1. -1- f- ? .LIE B ' 2 migx 252. , j-jeg:f.-:4,-,:35-.5,- 51-g -f3.'.-:g4::,:f:i5-1:3-.1-'LEX-'12,-:gaP542-if11---,'.g.': '-'.'Eq1:.,53.3.:.:f,:,,.',f f.-' .-,::- .g.1.5g::g.:..':5.n42n.,,-5i,,,v.- ,-1.1.2-3-24?.?, ,,,-1: 45 . .V :-, ..,, .. . . .. . . ,MH X., .. X X .iii 'r A, .ff x if F- fi XY . 3 VF 122 . 'G ' .' ' we - f - f. ff :?- ' 'jffffm ,WWI 1 'Jin' ff '34, , l X , ,H .. , . 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' , ,:f:,EieY:a:. x Scsi- x 1 i 5 srffzffa XS-AWA - R12- 5ff5.f-25:5 Rig' ' V.-L.-W' f'-,., QV .J-,--,. - ,L -:A-::.1--f::- 1, .W . '- .-f' gs: '2'-M--'P-'Z 1 f - '-1 ' F ' ' U: ,.-1 f... --u- .,,,, - -' 4 1 -VU P-YQ EF- G 5 iq? Z5 ji-L CLD YL? E73 ? I Via I I' 1 i f gp: F .Nj g' ' 1'--. '. ,: F V , .- h -I - 1, i i , 4 I ll If L I 'i I l .1 . ,1 I I I ANNA ELIZA ADDISON Nevada, Iowa I Who would have any doubt as to your future? The diamond ring, the jewelled frat pin, the latest edition of Carter's Daily in your hand, and your happy, contented smile, all point to some dearly beloved one who will soon be with you. Perhaps that is why you say you are going to stay out of school in the Spring Term. As one of the charter members of the Philo's you will leave behind you a noble and suflicient record, and who can tell how many clouds of despair your good humor has driven away from your companions. Philomathean. Annual Board. ,I Qi fi fi ,H Eli 5. L 3- l 1 QE jim SUSIE CURTIS Lisbon, Iowa Lt I hear you are one of those popular Lis- '5 bon girls. Your median projection over the lg glabella is so pronounced that I have no El hesitancy in predicting for you a bright and gl cloudless future. Your ability to make A's gg with no study is certainly remarkable and 1215 the 0bJect of envy on the part of all ot those who are not so blessed. if Aonian. I Q I In a l J 4 44 1 I 'X Q . E r lm . J Y Y Y I 'P 2 5 s f F 7 Q I An cern Iovsi elltet but i 310115 Wagr howl ,Lo .. 'elled 3 Daily' fmlvnzed 'ed One 'ps ihat ull' oug 909 ot E05 you 'lmcieun ' l'i0uds in away Nur ifd. 'F G wa., 1 xv? 1 if ylx': ' EVELINE ELIZABETH ORMROD Hampton, Iowa Here indeed is a puzzling case. You have a highly developed bregma. Now author ities differ as to the significance of this trait. Now Gheradelli says thatpthis is a sign of a flashy, tin-horn sport, and in this sense your nickname of Spinny is ap- propriate. But Erasistratus, the founder of anatomical science, declares that this rep- resents a sweet, pure-minded, and altogether lovable girl, and on looking at you, I must agree with Erasistratus. Your life as Presi- dent of the Y. W. C. A. will lead many girls to a higher plane of livingand thinking. Philomathean. Annual Board. President Y. W. C. A. FRANC SCHOONOVER I Anamosa, Iowa Any mere tyro in Phrenology could dis- cern in you those qualities which everyone loves. You are quiet, unassuming and tal- ented. Your drawings willbring you fame, but in a few short years your principal work along art lines will be drawing a little red wagon to amuse a little youngster, whose howls of joy will he reward suiiicient. Alethean. Annual Board. Junior Basket Ball Team. .Q -' I ,-12 - -1 M '-- '-'-' A' A J 1 - f . -..W ..........,,lll, - , ,, ...,,,,,,-a,,,,. ,, . ,V I Junior Basket Ball 'Team. 'V w..SS-. LUCY LA COSTA GODSEY Henton, Iowa You're Lucy LaCosta, are you? Well, I'Ve heard about you,-how you were the pride and joy of the Watson House, and how you climbed in the window, and how many times you got locked out, and all that. And then your cheery smile and sweet voice, as you go singing along the street-Oh, but what's the use, your future is safe anyway. Aonian. LOIS EVEREST POYNEER Mount Vernon, Iowa ' From your smile as you came in, I prog- nosticate that you are an amiable, sweet- tempered, young maiden, and a friend to everybody. Although you may be prepay. ing to teach, yet I think your future is pretty Well mapped out for you, and it would be a shame to spoil all his nice plans. Alethean. Th Show girl Spec ing F id' v -1 '. H Q he 9 pride N nw You Llllglq x Ellen '15 You XX h It t .2 At. gy.. I .3 5 Ry . gg 1 eg is . X .3 . . 5 I . 4 ..,. ,- L Y w - GRACE LILLIS EYESTONE Mt. Vernon, Iowa Your philoprogenitiveness, your coronal suture, and your Esprit Canstique are espec- ially well developed. This pronounces for you a successful career as an administrator of pedagogical principles. A Philomathean. o i 1 MARION ETTA PARKIN i Mount Vernon, Iowa The eminence at each side of the last - show you to be industrious and modest, a ', girl whom to know is to admire and re- I spect. You will make a success in teach- - ing or in whatever line you may pursue. a ........,.. -ff 'zvrg 4' '- - . ..,..'.V2.,. . L . 5- -- . , .N , ,.. LAURA CHENEY Mt. Vernon Iowa Fiorn the external angular plocess of the frontal bone I find vou one to Whom we may safely trust the education of the youth of the land' one whom all Jour friends will think of in the future years and thinking vsill be happier for the thought. Aonian A ELSA STRAWMAN Anarnosa, u Iowa O Xenophon, greatest of phrenologists, how may I tell of this case. My eyes see here evidences of every good trait,-modes ty, jollity, natural ability,-all. I predict for you a brilliant future, though kyou have so many opportunities that I cannot tell which Way your choice will carry you. Alethean. Annual Board. Yo F011 ss of Ihe an we ' '31-'Outh Fuels will Z aj-.36 , .gg . X Lie A 7 L5 W: fl' a ', .,+ .. ff RUTH MONICA FINDLAY Chicago, Illinois Here again, I have no difliculty to read your case. Vlfith your ability in oratorical and dramatic lines, your commanding iigure, and your other qualifications, I behold you as the great tragedienne of the future. In your tours through all lands you will be hailed with delight and acclaim, and your fame shall spread to all corners of the globe. g Aesthesian. Annual Board. I LOIS WEVER MARTIN 4 Deadwood, South Dakota Your case 'presents no diiiiculty to the skilled phrenologist. I can see at once in- dications of culture and refinement unusual in one so young. Your life as one of the social stars ofthe national capital has made you, already charming by nature, all the more attractive. I .see for you years of foreign travel and then a marriage with some rich earl or count across the seas. Aesthhesian. Annual Board. Junior Basket Ball Team. 3- . i. Y lvl' 'I i Y i Y A vgm Y V V YYY Y W I-IAZEL LU FELTI-IOUS Rockwell, Iowa From the general contour of your head, I see in you a charming, winsome miss, and by your simple and unaffected manner, you have already won well deserved popularity. In your future position as booklreeper in you1' father's bank, your reputation as a feminine Napoleon of Finance will be wide- spread. ' Aonian. Annual Board. MARGARETTA REID Clinton, Iowa Again, I find no trouble in reading your character. What simplicity, what true wo- manliness, what true grace, what good self control is revealed in your every word and action! You have a host of friends to whom you have endeared yourself by your sweet character and true virtues, and these will remain your friends throughout life. O happy are those who are permitted to be your associates. Would that there had been such girls when I was young and handsome. Aesthesian. Annual Board. Cornellian Board. ear 1 in td Dare er b alwa r I UQ miss- nuff mer- F011 Wmadlr. Feel-791' in a 1' head 59 wide Wfd. PEARL GERTRUDE CARLSON Hampton, Iowa. Xenocrates referred to the middle of the frontal bone in front of the coronal suture as the seat of the intellectual powers. Here then is found the secret of your great ability. Your success along literary lines is 'well foretold by the symptoms given above. ' Alethean Secretary Y W C A MAUDE FRANCIS MECUM . Independence, Iowa After examining the region above the ear meatus, I find you a girl who takes pride in tasks well done and in lessons well pre- pared. Your abilities as a student will nev- er be questioned and your acquaintance will always be a joy to all your friends. Junior Basket Ball Team. EDITH STOCKTON Mt. Vernon, Iowa Fronithe Sens de vnechanique accord- ing to Spurzheim, you are gifted in all branches of science and mathematics. Great success as an instructor in these branches undoubtedly awaits you. Aonian. F 3 if v ISABEL ELIZABETH CAMPBELL I Sheldon, Iowa From the development of the area out- side the last and on the orbital edge, I find - you a sweet tempered, retiring young lady. Your Winsome manner has made many friends for you and I am sure that your future can take care of itself. Your talent in art is quite marked. Alethean. l I 'Cal si triou Drof som! V , . - VERA CONTENT SMITH Center Junction, Iowa From the frontal bone in front of the coronal suture, I iind you a quiet, lovable , girl. Your cheery smile is beyond doubt Q one of your most winning characteristics. Philorrnathean. coRA MAY, sAMPsoN ' Audubon, Iowa' In your case, the development of fron- tal sinus shows you to be a quiet and indus- trious girl. You are now the joy of your . professors, a power in your society, and - sometime will be ruler over a happy fireside. Alethean. l CLARA POLLOCK Fargo, North Dakota I hear that you, as well as your room- mate, have descended from the rude and barbarous Northland, but even in your short stay you have overcome the traits of the savages of the Dakotas and are now counted as one of Cornell's fairest and most popular girls. I predict for you great honor and happiness. Aesthesian. Annual Board. MARY LEONARD GREEN - Mt. Vernon, Iowa When you were young people called you Mary. Then you called yourself Mayme and then Maeg Now you are Mary once moreg but time will come when you will again change your name and you will be Ma. Although I learn that you are a new comer at Cornell, yet I know you have made an excellent reputation for your industry and good qualities. Alethean. . 'GL .ge fl K I ' 5 5 'E 4 E f J C uf full yet ' - 13655 o brin ' L P ' n - M- - , - - , K K A U . .'-M. LUCILE FURNAS Lisbon, Iowa After listening to your gentle, tinkling laugh and hearing you play Tessie, I Won- der that you ever Went to Cornell. Surely the stage is the place for you. As the suc- cessor of Sarah Bernhardt, your reputation will soon be international. All hail to the future Queen of Tragedy. But do not let any affairs of the heart come between you and your destiny. ' Aesthesian. VVILDA ERMA CI-IACE Stanton, Nebraska Here I have a complicated case, I see full Well. Although you have talent in Art, yet it seems that you would make a good Reeder as Well. I advise you to cultivate both of these accomplishments, as both will bring you much happiness. Philomathean. -: I- ifam-.Vi ,,:-...--....,..,.,,-T, i .. ,, . -, -w..v. -- GRACE ELOISE TERRILL Mason City, Iowa From the abnormal development of the temporal crest, I find that you are worthy to join that blessed societyof Stars of .the Classroom. As for your future occupation, you would probably succeed best in the Baker line. Alethean., V. Pres. Y. W. C. A. CorneHian Board. ELSIE CLAIRE ODELL Corning, Iowa. Hello here! So you are another of those Watson House girls, are you? You look more meek and submissive than the others, however. You don't look as though you ever did stunts I can't believe you would ever do anything as improper as to ask for the parlor on Saturday nights, or get locked out, or any of those other little matters that are always troubling the frivolously inclined. I see for you a brilliant future as the so- cial leader and literary light of some little town where your every word wil be a law. Aonian. - NI y 2 s lam deg: this dee co bei con I P MARGUERITE AGATHA BAKER Wahpeton, North Dakota A Although you say you have not been in Cornell long, having descended, like the Gauls upon Rome, from the Wild and unset- tled Northland, yet I believe you have many friends there already who are 'endeared to you on account of your sweet manner and your low musical voice. Aesthesian. ' l RUTH LUCILE BERRYMAN Mount Vernon, Iowa The lateral convoented area of your lambdoidal suture is developed to a high degreeg-the association fibers leading from this propensity to the Orgueil sentiment are deep and permanent, making an excellent combination. All this represents you as beingstudious, jolly, and at home in any company. Philomathean. i 'Tu ' 'N 'd'M ' 'u A EDITH MAY LUSK Ida Grove, Iowa From the size of the frontal bone I find in you those qualities which go to make up a girl whom all respect and admire. Loyal now to your society, loyal to your beloved Wheat House, some day your loyalty will be tested still further and you Will S0 Out onto the cheerless prairie to help to estab- lish a home there, as a vanguard on the march of progress. Alethean. MATTIE LOUISE ALLEN I Nevada, Iowa. From your general appearance I see that you are one who rejoices in many friends and from the good reports I hear I think you must stand well with the Faculty. You have shown a tendency to fall especially through grand-stands and you need a strong and manly protector. But remember that, in the words of Pythagoras, A good name is much more to be desired than Riches. Aesthesian. Annual Board. Captain Hockey Team. ?fi?QVf' fb 43: 51' 1 lv- ' ' , , , 'I l Zin .,-if -.wifi f 1 1,4 . ' 9 14. , 951, 3:21-' iff If 1 'E ,I 7 , af if ,, 1- .- TI Corona g0od-n I also talent the O passe. IS to be gg A ff! LILIAN MARIE BELKNAP Mt. Vernon, Iowa From the convoluted area of the obelion, I find you a modest, sweet-tempered girl whose ambition it is to make a happy home. I also find that your interest centers in some of the graduates of Cornell, rather than any of the present students. Alethean. ADDIE MAE ANGELL Mt. Vernon, Iowa The size of the orbital edge of the coronal suture assures me that you are good-natured, kind-hearted, and generous. I also see that you are a musician of rare talent. Your position as solo violinist with the Orchestra is an honor not to be lightly passed over. The only Word I can give you is to live up to your name and you will be good. I Aonian. ' - I 2 --v ci 1 rg-f71--. ' , .1 ' ' f 'T 'T 'Q '1 ' . ' ' - ' , J f i ': MARIE WEST Mt. Vernon, Iowa Fromthe development of the squamous suture, I foresee for you a grand and glor- ious -career. You shall be famed far and wide for your good graces and accomplish- ments. Your love and devotion to your new sister-in-law and the regularity with which you invite h-er out to spend the evening is certainly commendable. Philomathean. MARY ELIZA JOINER Maquoketa, Iowa. Judging from the development of the parietal eminence I think you a bright, stu- dious girl, whose mathematics and Lit', are more precious to you than your Bowman Hall meals. You will probably join the worthy ranks of the pedagogues. Aesthesian. Annual Board, Junior Basket Ball Team. KATI-IARYNE ELMA TITUS Rhodes, Iowa. Really your case is puzzling. While your every feature shows a charming inde- pendence, yet I h-ear that you have acknowl- edged allegiance to a mere man. I am sorry for this for I see in you great abilities and yet you sacrifice them all. . Aonian. Annual Board. ELLA GRACE BAKER Britt, Iowa ' From the size of the sagittal suture, and other general indications, I find in you a girl who delights in her good work, who is conscientious and faithful in all her du- ties, and the particular pride of Physics Class. Your future seems well provided for, so I will not say anything further. Alethean. 'ZW' ' ' 'mi' 1 I LOIS RUN KLE Lisbon, Iowa I can see at a glance that you are an- other of those popular Lisbon girls. I could almost wager, too, that you are one of the Craft House contingency, otherwise known as Grafters. You possess rare traits of character and I know no one could help but admire you. Your future is rather puz- zling. At times I think it is settled for good, and then you have a quarrel and then I think you will teach school. But you al- ways make up, so I guess it will come out all right. Aesthesian. Sophomore Basket Ball Team. v I f EDNA LUELLA FRANCIS Muscatine, Iowa From the contiguous juxtaposition ofthe temporo-sphenoidal medullae, your case is at once solved. You are an inhabitant of the Watson House and have been responsi- ble for the addition of several names to that long and ever-changing list of Watson House devotees. Your many talents-Oh, how can I name them all-will cause your acquain- tance to be sought by every one, and a life full of happiness will be your lot. Aonian. Annual Board. X ETI-IEL ELLIOTT Wate1'loo, Iowa From the median at the bregma, you are modest and unassuming. You possess talent both in Writing and in art, and in one of these lines you will enjoy much success. Your work on the Annual I know will mean much for the success of the book. Philomathean. Annual Board. NELLIE CLAIRE REEDER V Tipton, Iowa In front of the obelion, I notice a forma- tion or a condition that indicates that you are happy in the security of never having to cram for exams. or Worrying whether you Were going to get A's, and other things that the idle are Wont to do. In short you are a Worthy member of that band of young men and Women who are the pride of the school and the joy of all the profs. Alethean. ,wig .1 I FLORENCE GAIL WEST Mt. Vernon, Iowa On examining-the stephanion, I find you a girl whom I would be glad to know better. Your oratorical and dramatical power are well seen, to a skilled eye, even if your fame had not already preceded you. As for your future, it is too far off-away off in Pitts- burg. U V Aesthesian. t Junior Basket Ball Team. ' 1 L NELLIE ADORA STEVENS Hampton, Iowa From a close study of the squama oc- cipitis, I find that you are of a studious nature, but that also you enjoy a good time, and appreciate a joke, as your being a mem- ber of the Joke Department of this Annual would signifyj On the whole the incident of the chicken, of which I have been told, was quite a fowliproceeding. Philomathean. Annual Board. Junior Basket Ball Team. Men Qi' we Glass HARRY ESMOND BILLINGSLEY - Mt. Vernon, Iowa In your case I iind a want of lateral sym- metry of convolution. This shows you nat- urally of a frivolous, happy-go-lucky nature, but in cases of this kind it is always possi- ble to overcome such propensities. You are truly devoted to your friends, especially one that I have heard of, I think you ought to follow your in father's steps and prepare for the ministry. Asst. Editor Royal Purple. RALPH JAMES REED Polo, Illinois. From the formation of metabolism I see plainly that you are a cheerful, good-heart- ed fellow, one whom all of your associates regard with the highest esteem. I have no diificulty in discovering in you those traits of honesty, and uprightness which will win for your success, and above all, a spotless reputation and a good name in any occupa- tion you may enter. Miltonian. Annual Board. p Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. ,Q l Fr you who seen. see Your utter fair after 001119- Gove may refor take any CLARENCE DEPUE ROSERERRY, Le Mars, Iowa. After gently caressing the bumps on your head with my finger-tips, I have no hesi- tancy in pronouncing you possessed of many talents. Your abilities in classroom, debate, athletics, and above all as a social star, are very well seen. Your ambition to be a lady's man is very lau-dable and I hope you will succeed. I predict for you a most brilliant success as a lawyer and statesman. Adelphian. Annual Board. Captain Base Ball Team, 'O7. Inter-society Debate, '06. . I PAUL N. FORD, Wahpeton, N. Dak. From the condition of the asteriotn, I find you the pride and joy of Sukey's heart,'one who adds dignity and repose to the restless scenes of the Engineering Department. I see you are descended from old Ire-land. Your force of character is shown in your utterly forswearing all association with the fair sex. Young man, I see in you a man after my own heart. I wish you would be- come a teacher of the doctrines of Secular Government so that when I' am gone you may take my place at the head of my great reform. What? You say you are going to take up engineering? ' Well, I wish you luck anyway. ' , Sta r. - I - l CHARLES GUY ELDREDGE, Sabula, Iowa. PAUL BYRON QSGOOD, - Boone, Ia. In your case, I discover a love for all ani- I mals, particularly owls, Your capabilities as a student and debater are also 'plainly evident. From your calm and serene air I am sure that somewhere someone who cares for you is awaiting your speedy re- turn. . Miltonian. Inter-society Debate, '07. I cannot determine whether your head is dolichocephalic o-r brachyceph-alicin form, but I do discover that you are quiet and industrious, a great lover of all forms of sciences, and a student of nature. Your reputation as a chemistiwill be world wide, and we expect some day to see a profound daiscussion of Phenylhydrazine -or something like that, and although no Cornell people will understand it, yet they will be proud to have known you and they will show your book to all their friends. I can iind no symptom of desire for publicity' or even of a desire to go with a girl. Assistant in Chemistry, '05-'O6. Tl mid: 8 rea all 3 and tion Illak tain, i20wz be 13 to y All 1. Allies -liulv ' uit W ho T9- J7. L r- WILLIAM PERLEYI PHILLIPS, N eola, Iowa. The structural differentiation of the pyra- midal and ganglion-cells leads me to see great possibilities in you. Your ability as an athlete stands unquestioned. Your quiet and courteous manner, your close applica- tion to your work and your natural ability make your success as a banker almost cer- tain. If it is true that your 'heart turns toward Leander Clark College, you must be hard to please if you couldn't find a girl to your liking here in Cornell. I Amphictyon. . Track, '05-'06. Foot Ball, '06. Captain Track Team, '07. ROBERT WARD GETCHELL, Independence, Iowa. I can tell at once: from your acid stained Hngers, and from the all pervading odor of potassium Xanthogenate which you carry with you, that you are one of the mainstays of the chemistry department. From your courteous and cheerful manner I am sure that your particular delight is to aid the Freshman girls in their experiments. In telling strangers the name of your home town, you ought always to specify distinctly that you are not from the Asylum. Star. Assistant in Chemistry. 7 V, x .0 STANLEY ARTHUR DENNIS, - Winslow, Illinois. From your appearance, your calm face, your air of high seriousness, and your de-- vout manner of speech, I am sure that you have devoted your life to that all-responsible oiiice of the ministry. As you go about on missions of mercy, however, you will turn in your fancy to Cornell, and then all sihall fade away but a glorious maze of auburn hair which the golden sun of future promise shall light up into wondrous beauty. Then, oh the happy day when the doors of the parsonage shall open to receive a new mis- tress to rule over the heart of the pastor and to be a power in the lives of all. P Miltonian. . LEWIS ADDISON BRADFORD, Humeston, Iowa. From the condition of the external sur- face of the stephanion, I find you posses- sing many good qualities among which are your musical ability, your scholastic capa- bilities, and your general air of goodfellow- ship. Your success as an admirer of the fair sex must be very gratifying to you, and is only indicative of your attractive personality.. Sta r. . F blitl thol are the wi ina faii tor die tim 3, In face, A'-Nlr de. '0USible 5011! on ill mm Hllburn 9 0l1liSe Then, 01 the FW mis- D8Sl0r all 13 rs 2 .4 I 3. 1 . ff VERNON LAMAR MANGUN, Mt. Vernon, Iowa. From the formation of the Tissue of Rolando I see in you great promise, but whether as a corporation lawyer or as a pawn broker, I haven't quite discovered. Among your more prominent characteris- tics I find you are a faithful frequenter of the Wheat House, and that you have ability as a debater and student. Your private investigations in the theater world certain- ly do you much credit. Miltonian. Inter-society Debate, '05. DAVIDV oris COWLES, - Pleasanton, Iowa. From your happy smile, and your jaunty, blithesome walk, II see that you have no though-t of the vicissitudes of life, for you are secure in the thought thatvsomewhere there is one who is thinking of you and who is always glad to see you. V In your travels with your precious aluminum you will meet many fair maidens, but you will be true and faithful to one. I perceive in you great ora- torical and scholastic powers and I pre- dict a great future for you as a local poli- tician. . ' Amphictyon. ' ' Winner Academy Oratorical Contest, '06, Q lfyffv ,.,,wW,-,,.,,.-1, ,,u.,,:.-. --ann,-wa fa-.mf.,H,..,,,, ..-.a..,..,,,.-. . .. .gi .- . ir WV- , ,. -,.. A. . .. lu,-4.7 , ,,. . rf ff' 5 . 'gf ' MERLE SCOTT WEST, Mt. Vernon, Iowa. As you say you are in a hurry to the Winnard House, I will be brief. From I your general appearance, I must conclude that you are another of Sukey's favorites, and that your work in chemistry has won for you the highest regard from the head of that department. Since I find you are not in school this spring term, I marvel greatly that you are found among the fair .1 ones of Cornell so frequently. Adelphian. Foot Ball, '06. Asst. Bus. Mgr. Royal Purple, '08, EARLE ALONZO BAKER, Britt, iowa. I-lark! What mellifluous, harmonious sound was that I heard as you came in. Did you say it was your singing? Then I need examine you further. As Caruso, the second, you will set New York on fire with your flute-like tones. Then your old asso- ciates in Oratorio and Glee Club will in- deed swell with pride at the mention of your name, and will relate your exploits to their envious companions seated around on the cracker boxes in some country store. Star. Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. li 'I i I to go I , ff . ' l Minions :UQ Then l SO! W' with 1 assd W in ifuu Oi xilloifg flfvund Slore. et. .fv ' CLARENCE JENNINGS SMITH Mt. Vernon, Iowa I have carefully examined your cranium by means of my pocket plethysmograph and I have found a strange mixture of wisdom and foolishness, fact and fancy. From the abundant- store of information packed up inside of your cerebellum,-you will be able to amaze the professors and dazzle your companions. Although, as I have learned, you have but lately arrived from the wilds of Texas, you have established a reputa- tion among the professors as a diligent stu- dent and among the students as a good fellow and a right true friend. I- predict for you a great success along journalistic lines. Amphictyon. Annual Board. LAURANCE FRANCIS SWANK Mt. Vernon, Iowa From the dolichocephalic shape of your grey cortex, I am forced to the conclusion advanced by Count Baillarger, that is, that you are studious and musical. In your po- sition as sometimes bassoonist of the or- chestra, your execution is wonderful, some- times almost amounting to murder in the first degree. I think your future lies along pedagogical lines. Miltonian. Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. I ' 1 HORATIO LEROY DUFFIN Guttenburg, Iowa It needs no expert such as I am to read your fortune. I see that you are eminently fitted to enter your chosen profession, the study of medicine, and I am sure that after the excellent training in chemistry and biology in Cornell you will be a success. It has been said that half a doctor's power lies in 'his ability to cheer people up and make them think they are not sick at all. If this be so, your irrepressible good humor, your even temper, and your courteous good natured manner will stand you in, good stead. MORGAN HARLEY DAKE Epworth, Iowa The activities of your cerebral hemi- sphere are the admiration of all your asso- ciates and the pride of all your professors. Your self-sacrificing labors in the pantitor- ium to keepthe students properly clothed marks you as a hero second only to the Christian Martyrs. Your abilities in debate and along literary lines would seem to point to the law as royal road to success. Star. Annual Board. Inter-society Debate, '06, Amphlctyon D read 3-Gaily B. thkx liflgl- I lilld Wvss, f0WQ!- J and if EIN. Umor, 11 -30d 0 5 F HARRY. HARLAN HATCHER Oskaloosa, Iowa .Erstwhile of What Cheer, Iowa Here plainly is a noble youth. Your in- born good humor, your peaceful propensities and your droll manner of speech have en- deared you to many a Cornell' student. As a charter member of the Nissly House, and a participant in its periodic disturbances your prowess, as a mighty man of war is well remembered. You must not let those duns, from Loiftis Bros. bother you -so much. Your interest in some of the thigh schools of the state and your frequent trips of inspec- tion to the Springdale High School have led many to think that 'you were a member of the school board there. Amphictyon. Annual Board. ,lv W . ..,..--,...,...,..... -V-wnxrauumr I f CLYDE ARTHUR NEWTON Aurora, Nebraska ' If silence is golden, truly might it be said that you are possessed of vast treas- ure. Your record in the Engineering De- partment, and your faithful application in other branches cause me to believe that you have gleaned more Ais from your col- lege course than many others. Thus will you always excel, particularly in mechanical and engineering lines and I doubt not that your work in these industries will bring you both Wealth and renown. Miltonian. . nam:-xmnuvuuwaxvcf w'.-mfnrvarxws-.-gr-v vnv.v.-..1-..,...W ..... K- - f V- . .. .if - . ..- -- EDWIN DORSEY sMA1Ls Fremont, Nebraska From the occipital coeiiicient of the medullae, I can see in you great genius. Already a gifted violinist, possessed of the true musical spirit, after several years of foreign study, I predict that you will be re- turning soon after to play for our, May Fes- tivals as Concert Meister and soloist with the Thomas Orchestra. Th-en as a success- or of Kubelik and Hoffman, you will win renown and fame for yourself, your state, and your Alma Mater. - Adelphian. Annual Board. I I' Y CHARLES HENRY FORT Davenport, Iowa - After carefully examining your case, I find that you possess qualities- which have made for you an excellent reputation around the school, both among the students and with the faculty. From your cheerful bear- ing, you do not seem to worry about exams and seem confident of five A's a term. As a partner in the Cornell Laundry Trust you have now experience enough in watered stockst to become the head of a real Trust. Star- Annual Board. Stock.-An article of dress formerly worn about the neck.-Webster. ' Stal - t uf Phe Hunks - of the FLUX of i be res 35' Peg. 52 with M0063 N. ' 5 Ili win 9, ard. RAY HOOVER WHEELOCK Boone, Iowa. .From the development of the squamous suture, .I discover that you have had an uneventful life before coming to Cornell, but that since your arrival, and your entrance into th-e ranks of the Watson Housedevo- tees, your life has been full of happiness. I predict for you a successful business career. Miltonian. Annual Board. President Miltonians, Spring '07, f k GEORGE MINER MARTIN D Deadwood, South Dakota The medulla oblongata is so great in your case that I am greatly puzzled. Now T-enchini says this means you will enter the ministry, but I am inclined to take the stand of Giacomini who said that this .was a sure signpof a political ward heeler. Your ability to make good grades with no study makes you an object of admiration for all of the poorer mortals. You are also a faithful ad- herent to the Watson House. Ah! when I say that, you start and take out your watch and look uneasy. It's almost four o'clock. Well, goodbye, don't be late there under any consideration. Amphictyon. Annual Board. Cornellian Board.- Athletic Board. ' .,,,-.1.., V, .Zi-,, ,5 711- pf-,V ..,,., -., .. ,t:,:.Cfv-.,,,.,-,,,, ,,,1k.T.. Y he N, V UYF.-1.-7-fiyye,-1 -f- - s f . V- -15 ' f -. --- we . 571 A ff JOSEPH MILO ROBINSON Minneapolis, Minnesota Ah, here is a. man after my own heart. A minister, capable and earnest, devoted to his work and obligations, clean and pure of thought and action, and yet, with all, a jolly good fellow, a friend to everyone, fond of the traditional yellow-legged chicken and good living, broadminded and just. Al- though you yielded to Cupid's darts before letting the Cornell girls have a chance at you, yet your choice was mos-t happy and one which you will never regret. , Adelphian. Annual Board. WARREN HOWARD I-IARTMAN Belle Plaine, Iowa Your iissure of Sylvius is quite highly developed and all authorities agree that this denotes a character, quiet, courteous, and industrious, faithful and pain-staking in all its obligations, a true friend to all who know you and one respected by professors and students alike. Sta r. D ATE K! UL ti it li in FP U-T lui?- .-u.. limi Al- fog-5 and GUY CARLETON WILLIAMS Mason City, Iowa All hail to the wild man from the des erts of Arizona! From your work in this desolated part of the earth, you have ac- quired a free and independent manner which is not the least of your charms. In your life as a civil engineer you will need a good, faithful helpmate and I am sure that you ar-e on the high road to success in this line as well as in your chosen profes- sion. Adelphian. 'HERMANN DANIEL EICKELBERG Waterloo, Iowa Your seraphic smile, your jaunty look- ing topfcoat, in fact, your whole manner shows you a man who is industrious, quiet, and best of all, respected and admired by faculty and students. Your capabilities as a debater would make for you a success as a lawyer. In your life work you will be aided and your high ideals will be kept undimmed by a gentle, womanly little maid, whose fame you sfhall win with your own. Miltonian. Inter-society Debate, '06, I 9' :Im i ,Qi . M ,, pl l f z 1 JE. ig E .,. Q .3 3 .l' tif ll tl, fl. pl . E li E Y? ga it ii ll . tl ROBERT ELROY COURSON Clarion, Iowa I see in you that redoubtable man with the Big Stick who has so long been one of the mainstays of the baseball team. Who has not been impressed with your self- controlled, 1nanly air and your courteous manners? I am sure that many fair ones smile on you but alas, 'tis in vain. I pre- dict for you a brilliant career in the busi- ness World and a life full of happiness. Adelphian. Baseball, '06-'07. Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. I I . MARTIN LUTHER CARVER Winterset, Iowa You must be another of those youthful Cornell ministers, so many of whom have won for themselves such a high reputation throughout the land. I doubt no-t that you will follow in their footsteps and will bring much honor to Cornell in future years. Your performance of Mephisto would be interest- ing to your future congregations as a predic- tion of the World to come for all misdoers. I am sure that with such a horrible fate awaiting them all sinners will speedily sur- render at any term. I Star. I if r I E I A I hav to know 1 knownhs, Self el m910dies, rr 111' col Allnuarll Speak mi I can Sa! 'ith 9 or Who Sell- F0113 WPS PTE- ugi. WILLIAM GUSTAVUS STRACK . Mt. Vernon, Iowa I can see at once from your business like air, and the tweezers in your hand with which you separate unwilling adver- tisers from their coin, that you are Business Manager of the Junior Annual. Surely the class made a happy choice. I can see that you have taught school and from your work as a student I predict that you will be a success in educational lines. Your threats that next year you are going to have a girl or perish in the attempt are well known and the result will be looked forward to with great interest. Adelphian. Inter-soc-iety Debate, '06. Business Manager Royal Purple, '08. I i ARTHUR TREAT ESGATE Marion, Iowa I have often heard about you. Why, not to know you would be to argue myself un- known. Your versatile talent displays it- self in exquisite flute solos of barber-shop melodies, in your scholarship, editorship and courtship. The crowning climax of all your college achievements is the 1908 Junior Annual, and the success of that book will speak more for your ability than anything I can say. Amphictyon. Editor Junior Annual. 'President Oratorio Society. Inter-society Debate, 1905. The Sophomore Basket Ball Team er Q.. The . J V SOPHOHCRES 'rrxumph Svnphnmnrv 0112155 IHIIH p Founded in 1905 Qllafm Cbftirrrn PRESIDENT Dean W. Peisen YVICE-PRESIDENT Wallace E. French SECRETARY Virginia Tunnicliff TREASURER - Bertram Russell MEMBER ATHLETIC BOARD - - Z john Cole Gnlnra V Steel Gray and Corn Color Q E211 One Zip, Two Zip, Three Zip, Zam I NVe are the Soplion1ores,rand don't give a Hi Yi Hoop Tee Ki Yi Hot, Cold, Wet or Dry Git there Eli! Sophoniores. Ma A f 1?77 ',vw S . 0. . '-t-:-1-iw - ' . Q Q ' 'Y' qffoqv, . - .,..,.v3,p . 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A .,..,,--,, , , ,, - YW v Y V X I ,, , , ,,,..,,-, . e-,-., . . -, . , . .-.-... 4. '..- ..,.--Q.. -... . -.-A- ...f-....-- .. ..- Y- . Y 1 4, - - , . - , - Ku 'V ---Wu---rv, I ,-H,4 , A ,A 4 ,- ,,,,..,-,..,...-.-.-,,.,,,,, ----e- --..,,,,--- -....-...-,,.,.f-v-- ..-.--- . . e 4 l 1 X. 1 x A Davis Engle Joiner G. West Beck Reid A. Smith Danielson Findlay Granger Van Kirk Cooper Persons Medarv Furnas Martin Haeberle Allen Runkle Hawkins Liquin Rieke Betts M. Huebsch Bogart Alexander Stookey V. Elliott Fisher Harlan E. Elliott L. Huebsch I. West Auracher Kocher Sheets Arm stead Belle Gstertag Phillips Little v- A-1 4:-4 1 'xr I tx 5' :ff 1-0 Q ' fa? 'iii ' :Za l if I :F .fa 1? z, 'Q l 1 4 .Eg l 1 if u it 1 f 'E , x I lil fl 5 U 5 r -42 . li i 11 J -a I. JF ji 3 s Qi 1. gn F S l into QE 'S 2 - Q D . 32 L ii I PRESIDENT Jane Lewis SECRETARY Lois Martin 2 : .. . E - -a 2: -Qi Qs-- -. - -.. :S ANL. NL mu? nf - z. QUT: Ei: - ' T Q u - Eco 355 in ar E 2 3 5 U: gdb. :U :Lg fl' o -.go m: - 3 8 vi SSE 59:3 bigu gf! 22 L 3 934'- :Z L' -Q :.. Ga Q HS.. HS '-x O93 yt! r '9 ,:. u ,. .- 2 5 ... Oi O, U2 -'L 9 22 ,328 IEE! 1- - 5 x.. 729 0'-1 33 1- 'J ll! - 34 :ea Ex 9 oz.- -3 7 . SE' -5- .-Z -.4 :4 4 . U v--'5 D : 3 O77-7' Q15-4 EE' E34 an CJ: ,, f' -ee cs .- 5h SPRING '06 Susan Alexander Gertrude Bogart Avnthvzian Anna Freelove Betts Vanna Elliott Pearl Hawkins Eva Ambrose Louise Allen Nell Edmundson Ruth Findlay Lucile Furnas Marguerite Baker Mary Joiner Lois Martin ,Jane Auracher Belle Afmstead Ora Cooper Edith Elliott Clara Haeberle Lilian Beck Roxsile Belle Hazel Beam La Verna Davis Ertle Elliott Mildred Buzza Edith Esgate 1 Margaret Granger Helen Harlan 1872 lmiiirrm FALL '06 WINTER 07 Louise Freer Alma Liquin Nell Edmundson Gertrude Bogart 331111 ' 1907 Mabel Huebsch Louise Freer Alma Liquin Jennie Rieke Margaret Stookey Mayme Fisher A ' 1908 Clara Pollock W Clare Danielson Margaret Reid Lois Runkle Hazel Runkle I Bell Thornley Gail West jess Wilcox 1909 Roberta Sheets Neva Smith Ila West Mary Little Ildra Engle A 1910 t Leila Huebsch Louise Kocher Carolyn LaGrange Dorothy Medary Romie Ostertag Gladys Persons Irma Phillips Alice Smith Etta Van Kirk. 223- , W. , . A L W, ,, . .V 7... 'if 'Q' . 4 .,..W-.y . Laiy..-fe A . ,,,UX,N 1 it , . I, ,4.,, ,Tv 1 1 I -V -- ' 'H'-'-f- -'-' 5 '- -- '- --A---- ---A--A-.....A.., .,.-..-...Y...........,,.... . .. .', ,ma bg Y. v , , ' ' Q V ' , ' Y A-4-Ql,: lg Q -. , ..Qf. , . .-.fg H. O. Phillips W. E. Moon Mapes French Fort Lusk Buzza Dake Gibbs Carver Kipp Russell Saunders Lake Getchel Long Wells Baker Field Roberts Ford C. L, Phillips C. Mangun VanFossen L. Mangan Weeks Doner Moone I -iw 1 -Y 2 .. :EO loo -LE 's 0 11312 2150 ann J-O .lv I -2 9 - o EH? 22 I E -4 .4 'M L,C Q03 :is 252,-i LI 9:5 ?9m .39 32. I S d x: E.. ,A D c 5 -co I 5 E 9 3 - 5 0 313 I u T3 UI Us 1: ,- ...4 4-42 ND-u N 5 J F0 n- cj 'G P i i 'eff SPRING '06 PRESIDENT David Rankin SECRETARY C. E. Baker H. D. Bargelt C. H. Hiller L. 1Vl. Field A. A. Wells E. A. Baker C. D. Gibbs M. L. Carver L. A. 'Bradford F. W. Buzza Oren L. Kipp E. V. Moone F. B. Lusk Q I. L. Mellott C. W. Mangun W. E. Donor G. W. johnson C. E. Gillette L. B. Mangun '1'v-vnsunmpfm W- . . . .w ,gm V .W-,,, ,.,.. ., . ,...,., , ..,,,,. Star 1876 GDi'tirrrn FALL '06 WINTER 07 H. D. Bargelt L. M Field C. H. Fort M. H Dake 111111 1907 C. E. Baker R. M. Roberts P. N. Ford U I. D. Long I 1908 R. W. Getchell A C. H. Fort M. H. Dake A 1909 1910 W. H. McKerral C. L. Phillips W. E. French E. H. Mapes W. E. Moon H. O. Phillips F. Weeks H. Lake E. J. Russell H. Saunders Ben j . Van Fossen A. J. Parker f Hhilnmaihvan I ' 1853 Obiiirrrn A SPRING 106 FALL '06 WINTER 07 PRESIDENT Louise Kent Clara Bate Winefred Wormer SECRETARY' Alice Bate Eva Ormrod Louise Kent f I Jann 1907 Alice Bate Louise Kent Clara Bate I Winefred Wormer Grace Wormer 1 1908 Wilda Chase ' Vera Smith. Ethel Elliott Nelle Stevens Grace Eyestone Nelle Bate A Eva Ormrod q Ruth Berryman 'Elsa Rettinghouse A 1909 Anna Addison Hazel Addison Maude Barr 'I Blanche Gibbony Essie Johnson - Allison Lister .Helen Edwards Nellie Flynn f Tatsii' Hori Ethel Hunt s Ursula Lee Lillian Myers Shigi Murota Lottie Wilkinson 1910 Florence Williams Caroline Wilcox Nora Von Berg Virginia Tunnicliif Pearl Middleton Nieta Lee ' A Lela Plumb A I Tsugi Okada Beulah Perrin Queen Stout Mabel Strickler Olive Rickard Josephine Wilso11 Ruby Wingert ' ' 5 YY- .Yv Y , Y gk V ,...... C .-.. , ,. . .. xg 1 ':. ' ' , .',T '-'....if I jge.-. . .-.A.:rf-.g:1.:-.-':.::.::::-',.:...'- .--Jxg:--:..::: - f . ,.-..-. , . , r.. J 1 wil 1? Z 1 . .NB T Gillette Girard Strawman Trimble Swank Stockton Mather Edwards Coleman Olson L. M. Coe Clapsaddle Bice Taylor Lott R. J. Reed Bald B. B. Reed Neal Chas. Putnam Osgood Kern Hunt Delana Bosworth Douglas Atwood A. E. Coe Christie Newton Eickleberg C. Putnam Mangun Crawford Mauller Pierson f e B PM-wwe to of was mg. ea a e N- Q-P Q into Tiki ll 'QE Q L 0 A-1 'N L 9 -Q -1 3 fl E 'U 05 me G In U o in 03. imc E F3 : DS Q' s D-4 O C -ea :- o :S F4 .2 542 Ld 0 05 Q' 3 D Z 0 .-4 3 40 -: .B O iltnniem 1871 fIDftirrru SPRING 'O6' FALL '06 NVINTER 07 S P PRESIDENT C. H. Putnam Duane G. Hunt .Elbert S Delana 1 SECRETARY Ray H. Wheelock Ralph I. Reed Charles R Blal e iKuIl 1907 W. M. Atwood E. S. Delana I R. C. Bosworth VV. E. Harned E. T. Douglas H. L. Kern D. G. Hunt P 1908 H. D. Eickelber P. B. Osgood V. L. Mangun C. HC. Putnam ,A. E. Coe I L. F. Swank C. A. Newton 1 R. 5. Reed R. W. W'heelock - 1909. 1 -C. R. Blalze I. V. Kidd ai W. G. .Christie R. I. Mather .1 H. F. Coleman C. T. Mauller 0 R A.lH. .Edwards AQ L. oisou - C. L. Gillette - V L. R. Putnam ' B. B. Reed R E' 1910 S D. F. Bice. A. Ball ' L. M. Coe V. Crawford D. Frampton A G. W. Garrard G. H, Giiiat R. H. Lott P. L. Neal F. C. Pierson R. Pollock C. Strawman A. Stockton E. Swank G. Taylor H. Trimble R. Clapsaddle W. Brown ,, . . 4. V. ., .-, ..-N ..,-.-.. -4 ., .,............,.-......-.,,..--. . .,...,..o . ,,,, Y ,' , . ,. .fi 5 H 1 l 5 Francis Odell Scales Warner Titus Shirk A Fancher White Kurelmever McKinley McCullough Wells Hill Saunders Russell Letts Maxson Hartman Bolton K. Trieschmann Cooper Cheney Risely Scramrnling Price Cheney A. Trieschmann Lloyd Draper Westrope Schmidt Browning Tennant -1.ga.Js:.r- f'-rug. LkX5,,,A-13--,ufl--.-V-, an Avi f , -..Jf,k X: , Y g g gr swing- -Y Y . -,-.B , mv, , - 9, ' r. 0 r: ll :E Us : : ,u 3' 0 U 'c I 'Tl ale E 1: 'C 3 2 2 -we E 55 :JFS S .: L U cn 3. 0 n-2 S10 D '-Z O ' 1: fn 50 C .03 in rU Ix- ro MS an CQ 0 U E 22 at-I E .C- U G Eg is -vi M3 9 .-1 H P' G . O4 of -4 0 Q Anniam 4 SPRING '06 PRESIDENT Louise Bebb SECRETARY Edna Francis Wilhelniina Kurrelmeyer Vinnie Letts Geni Russell Laura Cheney Elsie Odell - Edith Stockton Addie 'Angell Edna Francis V 1902 ibffirzra I N FALL '06 VVINTER '07 Katharyne Titus A Orpha Cheney Hazel Lu Felthous Bertha Draper iilnll T 1907 -Edith Wells N ena Bolton Orpha Cheney ' Bess Kern ' 1908 Belle Tennant Katharyne Titus y Sue Curtis Lucy LaCosta Godsey I Hazel. Lu Felthous , , Edith Lloyd I Ethel Maxson Hortense Price Marilla Warner . Gertrude Browning ' ' ' Grace Fancher 1909 Bertha Russell Sadie Saunders Florence Smith V Edith White I - - Bertha Draper I I Bess Hartman Florence Hill Margaret McCullough Stella Newell Eleanor Scraniniling Fanny Schrock Helena Trieschmann Katherine Trieschmann Lucy Buflington ' ....-...... ,.n..-, h ,H, ., ,, 1910 . Hattie McKinley ' I Bernice Scales E . Marie Schmidt Helen Shirk ' Helen Westrope Bess Risely E Mary Cooper ,Q ,UM ', raw- ,f,5' ' ' Ju... .L i' , -A-.1 . .-., .. .,-. - .--.,,..Ar., ,,....,.,,.,,.............-...V V . .,.... ,,...... ... ,, ,, . , 1 ,, , . --. ,Z+. 1 , '1 l,7: WT ..'1-1.25 J -'- 1 . 1 Roseberrv Russell Smails Beadle Cole Smith Smyth Jones Cramer Lutes Hill Combellick Terrall Irwin Frei Woodard Courson M. West Kramm Gilchrist Beard J. Elliott Robinson Stearns Pemberton Pollock H. West G f S S, -tn?--W - -Q Mu-gf. lg--1P - COPE! 2331 PCSU! 2-Xhvlphiani 1857 Cbfrirvrz SPRING '06 FALL '06 NVINTER O7 PRESIDENT E. J. Trousdale H. N. T Wogood I. E. Irnvin SECRETARY A. A. Isaacs L. A. Combellick W. G. Stracl. A Bull ' 1 X 1907 L. A. combeiiick G. S. Moe W' H' Frei E. D. Stinson F' W' Hin H. N. Tivvogood A' B' Han R. I. Woodard 'T' E' Irwin I. I., Terrall H. K. Lockwood ' 1908 E. E. Bellamy C. D. Roseberry R. E. Courson W. G. Strack H. Jones PE. D. Smails K. Miura G. C. Williams ll. M. Robinson M. S. West 190.9 C. S. Cornell . 'c joe Elliott J. W. Cole W. N. Cramer Phillip Elliott L. C. Smyth B. A. Russell h N. Lutes 1910 ' F. A.'Beard 1 Porter 1 H. H. West I. T. Beadle Grant Kramm I. M. Gilchrist A. L. Pemberton C. M. Atkinson C. P. Smith H. Stearns C. R. Pollock 'S- - -4- ' -- -vu -- 4 f W .- -,.,....4 ., ..--...- --.-.,...... ,,,,.,.,, , N ,Wm 1- K V A- V V. Marsten Long Pierson Young Sells Garard Williams Coombes Carlson J. Hartung Engstrom Botts Collins Leffingwell Lockwood Campbell Evans E. Baker Moore Terrill Reiss Inman Meyer Barton Manatt Strawman White Bakewell Herrenton N. Hartung Pettepiece Frei Belknap Deremer B. Baker Baldwin Sohoonover Richie Vera Marsten Brown Fenton Spies Linderman Daniel Oakes Persons Newell Lusk Chamb erlin LHDHS SHHJ In U 5 0 2 D D is rn. I .n E gs --I: :U I if :s v-I 5 3 0 Z I D O I x-. u B4 I 0 3 as 'O E 5 s Q C es E H o 5 HYOD Spies 1-An o flu Q 3 0 la lil 5 9 0 an :- 5 E if v P .2 .G .2 M Alvihvan 1888 Gbffirrra SPRING KO6 FALL '06 1 WINTER 407 PRESIDENT Mary French Francis Pettepiece Nellie Hartung .SECRETARY Ida Field Lois Poyneer Ella Baker iKnll 1907 Nellie Hartung Clara Frei Maude Herrenton - 1908 Ella Baker Nellie Reeder Isabel Campbell Franc Schoonover Pearl Carlson Elsa Strawman Mary Green Grace Terrill , Edith Lusk Lillian Belknap Francis Pettepiece Lois Poyneer ' 1909 Blanche Baker Violet Marston Cora Chamberlin Mary Sells May Collins Bessie White Anna Deremer Alice Willianis Etta Evans jean Young Pearle Fenton Katharine Moore ' Vera Marston A A 1910 Myrtle Bakewell Carrie Baldwin Mabel Barton Clara Brown Elsie Botts Eunice Coombes Alice Daniel Beulah Garrard Joy Hartung' Shearly Inman Grace Leflingwell Hazel Linderman Bertha Lockwood Lulu Long Opal Manatt Faye Meyer Mamie Newell Letha Oakes Elizabeth Persons Nellie Pierson May Reiss Christine Richie Ethel Schidler Edna Spies 1 Bessie Engstrom , rr-'c -' W' -A- 1-1--ff , , , I L ' 'L , W Q L. ' 1 '1. JL'-7-L' lf'-i X -lla?-I ,Q-AAL! 'S ...iz - gi-:iffff 'ILT 'i L.Q,g tif.. .!d :2'p ':'4 .- ' 'JY 'DIP' L.: Li. ' 'r 'r-'V'-n . -.. . . . ..---.- Q. .- . ... ..-. -M.: ,g --Q v ---,4., -.-. . 1--is sen. 'Wu-.. 'B F? . 'Hips rfg ,S t Atw- H avflu vi 'K'-1 5 -+f'?? i 5'5 .tkk fe' n-an-s 08 Yocom Allen Wyckoff Fowler Cowles Best Pierce P. Billingsley Phillips E. E. Smith Devendorf Mangold Furguson .West A. H. Smith 1 Reeder C. J. Smith Duffin Truax Richardson Bleeker Elijah Hatcher Stuntz Esgate Simpson Martin .Toice H. Billingsley Peisen A. A. Smith . Q we g 1-+ -A-V E c H OEIS SELHCI A KA W- Amphirtgnn 1853 , fmfirrra SPRINTQKO6 PRESIDENT J. L. Tennant SECRETARY K. K. Borsack iKnI1 l9C7 E. L.'Devendorf A. L. Furguson W. L. Ioice I. F. Mangoldf 1908 H. E. Billingsley D. O. Cowles . H. L. Dufhn X A. T. Esgate 1909 I. B. Bleeker D. W. Peisen ' I . H. E. Timm 1910 A. Allen H. C. Best P. Billingsley V. A. Bird F. C. Clausen D. E. Elijah H. E. Pierce FALL KO6 A. H. Smith A. T. Esgate G. C. A. J. WINTER O7 E. L. Devendorf H. E. Billingsley S. Reeder A. Richardson H. Smith L. Tennant H. H. Hatcher G. M. Martin W. P. Phillips C. I. Smith C. B. Stuntz F A A E L T I. B B. Simpson . G. Reike . A. Smith . E. Smith Truax' L. Wyckoff P. West S. Yocom . . . , ., . .. - f ---'-- - 1-' '- --'----'-'r.::'7-,fzwvvgl W:-'1 -ae- ... I l I i-,Q A ------- L.. ---....322.. -:',- ,Q 1, Q' 1 A kv V ' 'fn , ,- ,.,,,, ,.,.XX.......-..,vv-:LL---tbif-'f,tts-4 'Sv-1-V -........-... .. - , 17 A-,.,-- ..--v. . ,.,X,..A K 'K flfiuif-fl-Ev!!-'15-E2fl:L.:l!e,-i5 .5,.4g'vf1:'-,:1:1'Lg-.::if:,,f e7:- ,1' . 'L' ii.X1f::: xi..-tTI7::Q,:':A,:'.r.,.T11 1-I ..-s-Q---V ---F f---'-'Sf--'-P'-'-'Lf - ' - -f- :f j71- -- N'-'f '1 'i' 'T 'T7 'AT' T51 1'- 7 - -J' ' 'AM' --T-7' ' - v' -wvf -1-s 'FSE Vx Nw X xs X x sX xx Q xx wi: 'A 'NV gXtt XXX x xx X ,xx - yX.xsf xxltf-1 . Xsp- , 'Sm ,is xr Q Ks' 'ix - Aw In JW ww , X' Q, . 'TT:.Q.,1 Qs f... wg-x .14 X - if ff' IQ' ... X X rx X .X , tx - ,sgxh S .X . XX ,X ess Sn Vder Peters Howson Roberts Brink he 2 I Andrev Carson Winnard Smith Wessel Schell Lovett Anderson Langheim Sheets Binford Decker Tallman Taylor Roberts Van Ness Waiiner Ramer Townsan Anderson White Cruson Bryant Green Newell - Browning Corey Jeffries X. ti' w i fi t Q -2 W 1 1 4 f, 1 5 -I if i .' .q ' --ff . 5 'O i- 4 f? VI ' 3, t. . t 1 'if U - ' f .X - if -Qs X . .1 9' ' If ' i , t 1 Kgvg. . Z g in X Q-f 1' ,1 L . - 1 A : X ,fn - . ,Fi X , X , A 4X , Q V K ,Xl A 1 1 X s ei 4 f t OX: X 'S S XR? f - , X - ' .Q X X , K--0,15 '. N3 , ,Z S Q Q et f I . s as X S X NC- k Nxxqg-,J N i S 7 s Q Q - 5, Q Lx , :T X I Q + N F its , X A , . X ' Xx'NS15Nf 5 Sw As X' W -1 K . , 'W X ' R X t ty k X , M 'X X fx . 2 Q Q A Wwe-X N x . :XFX SE S, 'S its 4 K Q A A SX 2 K . xi g k Q Q S ' e X X Q . :X X -s I X K X Q . 1 X 1 R S- s Q I 21: s , , . is X. i Qt , iff- x .- X E' 'T - X Q ' xx 3 XFX X R gg Sb l.' x t N 5 Q' ' 'X , wg, X , X K i . S X we gf N S its , f. S X xxxgg! U XS Xh X S 'X t Qt SX X S K W 5 X Q X XX K Q , X x, Xx,x its R Q t .tiff x f 3 S xg X. ms. R jr, Q X 'S ,S X N s i X X 4X 2 Q X 3' XQS , w Xia xg XS 1 N M' y . VSA BW S 1 ' ' 4 ' ' Q ,.. -il? ,,.f.1,s. ,.,,7, ,,. . .. .. 1 cf A-1 U1 Pd fl Q 0 s .ze J... U... 2:5 Br bC Van OH Nenu - D 2 I ll E Z U 25 54 So 2-U 0 -Y. U .. .- - - 3 5 P- 'M .- g.: O C I3 L Q9 SEI! .- 51 -4 L' vu U U 4 3 .0 -4 C O U a- :QU r- C: G T L- CJ C ,'2 : 5 .-7 H? Yan! I 1. E u -. 3 o Z F l i ll l i I. ', 1 l I. ! it S 2 l ff t liing A 1897 wffirzru SPRING '06 G FALL '06 WINTER '07 PRESIDENT Elsie Botts Lucy Bryant SECRETARY Nelle Sellers Charlotte Anderson Maude Browning Mainie Bice Iva Binford Alniai' Bergfeld Lucy Bryant Maude Hicks Minia Howson Ruth Lovett Elva Nissly Ray Reanier Elna Sanderson Maude Snyder Mina Taylor Louise VanNess Zelnia Wiiiiiard -Ava Brink Ethel Carson Gladys Cruson Jessie Decker Ava Green u Elsie Jones Maude Browning illnll Charlotte Anderson Iva Binford Anna Lagnhein Elsie Roberts Flossie Roberts h Alyss Roebuck Clara Stuntz Luverne Smith Lillian Schell Gertrude Sheets Luella Tallnian Hattie Tovvnsan Mabel Wagner Rose 'Wessel Mollie Newell Myra White Blanche Anderson Ethyl Andrey A Minnie VVagner Helene Peters Irina Corey Ada Roric Elniaei IeHreys Francis Kirk - , '11 ,, . .- , - .. Y , . Es... Y Y ..V- .. -VW, - -V - -- -- ..1,-, r. .. ,- . ., ,V J ,V A-7 WA-MU V H-W . V V ,, , ., -N---- , , , 4 V ff Q 1 f X' - , , , , A .f W. ., ' ., ,.., z.- .fL...4,:.,,z-:.: ,f .f-3,..,A . M S .-.Tris A ., ',::'F ..,.f::o:' .a1:S..-'f --:zonau-..:-zr' 1.:'r'- -- . .' ff 1 Adams G. P. Smith Dawson Lott McIntyre Olkjex' Fowler Basenbark Stead Ramharter White Clemons John Bryant Butts Strieby Millhaem G-lasner Dwyer Current Brackney Minish Botts Nash L. Smith Hartung Farmer Nickols Umphrey Bird C. C. Smith Rorem Decker Bernhardt Strauss H. K. Smith Kern Marker E. L. Rollins Lott F. Bryant D L?g'1CroL1S6 Phillips L. H. Rollins Chillll Kipp 1. -ff' --W ff 7 f V 'I 7 V- fr f wif. fr f W 0- HDFC 132 Eruing , 1888 Gbffirrrn SPRING 306 v FALL '05 WINTER O7 PRESIDENT L. M. Coe V. B. Crawford V V. A. Bird SECRETARY P. W. Crowley H. K. Smith D F. V. Brackney Zllnll - H. L. Adams Rex G. Allen F. V. Brackney A. Bernhardt V. A. Bird E. L. Botts Frank Bryant ' John Bryant A Paul Busenbark George Butts' james B. Chinn F. L. Clemons Floyd Crouse L. M. Current L. E. Dawson W. R. Decker Geo. Dwire H. N. Ensmiiiger F. B. Farmer James Fowler George Glasner Harry Hartung C. Allen Hogle A D. A. Kern M. D. Kipp E. B. Lane E. H. Lott W. C. Lott Archie McIntyre Roy B. Marker I. S. Millhaem B-. S. Minish T. E. Nash I. F. tNichols A. Olkjer W. S. Parkin V. A. Phillips E. S. Ramharter A. G. Reike E. L. Rollins L. H. Rollins G. C. Rorem A. L. Smith C. C. Smith G. P. Smith , H. K. Smith I. H. Stead Chan W. Strauss B. B. Strieby H. S. Torrence C. F.. Umphrey Martin Weland Ralph M. White v A v, v Y , , , 4, ,,.,, 7,7 Wfvar YW-W...,,.,,....,, , ,.. . ,. Y ....a. ...A-.... . -Y- - ,W-.... --H .J..' - .1 V lnsr.'1-H-..-..n - Y , V .:-wr xv':'!i::-'..a-'ua.i:.11r?',:t,.- '- N11- -.TZ in -, ... V ,W r A f-1--4,-5,,g,g-:gl :'.',..ALZ1.1,...-.Ll-1 .--ql,f-C-....T-.-,-.. -...... --V YW ..-.....-- . . ,..... .- W , ,U ..v.- . ,. Y , ., - - e A , . , ,,,, , ,, - . L, .W ,. . ,, ...,,.. . VV,. ..- . ,-- ,---4.-...Ny ..,...,-.-f.. .. 0-7.-- - f 4 -H ----ff'-e---H r- -Q S ,na-i Iurgens McBride Seymour Gardner Churchill Carr Moe Mortenson Henry Miller Lipton Dayton Stanley Maier Goos Howser Springer Watkins Hobart Howard Gammon Armstrong Ege Reed Vfilliamson Hopley McDermit Pierce Flanagan L. Rockwell Merriam Trieschmann Cooper Harding Whittemore , v -1- wma- M We ae- 0 ffl tri 0 HH N 7 ill 2 fi 5 i f KL. I Q22 153 I v sz an-i fl: Q' , 5: 5. . Hg r xx R 'Q ,Z rg? I is z 5 . Pg I it 0 4 0 '14 3 pn. 1.1 i 'Z 5 N! i 53. ii 'E ,E 51 ti .ug iff SPRING '06 PRESIDENT Eslie Smith SECRETARY Ethel Hunt Mary Armstrong Erma Benedict Laura Brooks Marjorie Carr Carrie Churchill Mary Cooper Millicent Cooper Edith Dayton Hazel Ege Maude Flanagan Lora Gammon Mayme Gardner Elsie Garrison Katherine Goos Millie Harding Nella Henry Ruby Henry Mary Hobart Mary Hopley Mable Howard Sue Howser Sarah Jenks Lillian Iurgens Clara Ketcham Ursula Lee ' Gllinniem 1888 Cbffirmi FALL ,O6 Ursula Lee Anna Mac Bride i 381111 VVINTER '07 Lora Gammon ' Eslie Smith . Margaret Lipton Anna MacBride Edna Maier Florence Merriam R Alma Merwin C Leo McCutcheon Genevieve McDermit Jane Rebecca Miller Elizabeth Mitchel Mamie Moe Anna Mortensen veimg Pierce Ida Reed ' Florence Rockwell Lillian Rockwell ' Bertha Severence Daisy Seymour Eslie Smith Ida Springer Alena Trieschmann Gertrude Wallace ' Florence Watkins Marjorie Whitteriiore Emma Willianison June Wishard I. ......... LL , ' -...M-I , ,A, ' Q.. 1 Vp, ,, ,N , K A A , , Y 1, . ,, , v , . --.. ..... . .. -..-.. Strait Gardner Craft Rathbun Neidig E. Ellis 1 Flanagan Stinger Frederick Cole Parker Birmingham Trieschmann Landis Maurer Schmidt Stoddard Wilder Simpson Merwin Twogood Preston Travis Kepler Lounsberry B. Ellis Fancher Le Grand Henry A. Wilcox Tallman Letts M. Vfilcox Hammond Oliver G. Wilcox Holt Pritchard Ege gy w 1 as as V Anal-.es as as as -f C' HI L? Q rd Cmahntnnr 1388 Gllffirvrg SPRING '06 FALL '06 S XVINTER 07 PRESIDENT H. M. Tennant E. E. Smith II. C. Oliver SECRETARY E. E. Ellis ' A. c. Wiiddx Stoddard 'illnll Birmingham Craft Cowan Ege Ellis, E. E. Ellis, B . Fancher Flanagan Frederick 'Gardner Hammond Henderson Henry ' Honen Holt Kepler .Kohl Landis Lounsberry Le Grand Letts I Maurer Mellott Neidig Oliver Parker Preston Pritchard' . Rathbun P Schmidt Simpson Stinger Stoddard Straight Tallman Tennant Travis Trieshmann Twogood Wilcox, A. C. Wilcox, G. M NVilcoX, M. I. 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HE debate of ap Wm. ago terminated the debating compact with Grinnell, and as that school did not wish to continue debat- ing relations with Cornell, a two year compact was drawn up with our former rival, Carleton College: Of Northfield? Minnesota. In 1901 and 1902 de- bates were held with our Minnesota friends and twice the superiority of Cornell debaters had been demonstrated. The first of the second series of debates with Carleton was held at Mt. Vernon on the evening of April 6th, 1906. The auditorium was iilled with eager and enthusiastic Cornellians again ready to uphold the banner of their debaters an-d to cheer them on to their best effort. The question for dis- cussion was: Resolved, That private ownership and operation of street railways in American cities is preferable to municipal ownership and operation.. Granted, That the cities be given legal power to assume the financial burden. Cornell affirmed and Carleton denied. Vice-President Harlan, as chair- man, announced Mr. E. D. McKee as the first speak- er for the affirmative. I Mr. McKee began with the proposition that governments should own and operate only those in- p c. A. stone Liustries or utilities which private parties can not operate efficiently and economically. He then proceeded to show that private ownership and oper- ation where tried had been more economical and had given more efficient service than that of muni-cipalities. The history of street railways in the United States was reviewed at length showing them to be merely in their infancy. The fact was pointed out that no street 'railways in the United States are owned and operated by municipalities. The great corruption of public ownership was then shown and it-s lack of private initiative. He ended with the proposition that governments should not crush private ini- tiative but should help and encourage it. Mr. McKee spoke easily, clearly, and deliberately. He punctuated his climaxes with straight arm jestures that drove 'home the argument effectively and his intense manner was a potent factor in his powerful delivery. Mr. Ned D. Dickinson opened the debate for the negative. He pointed out that municipalities now own and operate many public utilities with marked success. He advocated making the change to public control a gradual one and then presented three reasons for the change., first, the grow- ing 0 pO0I' servil Capit politi voice l the P for 131 cumll ing' and - form extent agemf and si time 1 const: is ver debat extem ' C for ti ing dissatisfaction with private corporations because of high rates and poor service, second, public ownership and operation would give better service, third, public ownership is practicable. He next sho-wed how over- capitalization is used to cover exorbitant dividends, private corruption, and political graft. Mr. Dickinson made a pleasing impression by his smooth voice and a quiet unassuming manner. His delivery was very natural. H. E. Shaw continued the 'argument for the affirmative, showing that the primary 'duty of the municipality is to protect life and property, that for this reason it could operate water works and lighting plants but not the cumbersome and complex street railways. He pointed out that cities, hav- ing public ownership, seethe in co-rruption, have poorly lighted streets, and are -hot-beds of crime, that -since the cities are unable to properly per- form the duties already assumed they should not take over new and more extensive properties to mismanage. He said that the evils of private man- agement were due to rapid expansion. These evils willeright themselves and such correction can be hastened in either of two ways, fir-st, giving short time franchises, second, giving long time franchises with fares subject to cons'tant revision. Mr. Shaw has a delivery that is all his own and one that is very effective. He sent his arguments at the judges in 'a sharp, decisive . . manner that carried conviction and persuasion. John Monroe continued the negative argument showing that public demand had forced some con- cessions from the grasping corporations, bu't that still the citizens of the United States were paying 8.0498 for street railway 'transportation while in England an-d Germany the charge is only 3029. The public demand that has secured past conces- sions vvould, under public ownership, be strong enough to keep railway officials from corruption. Nuremburg, Dresden, and Berlin now own and operate muni-cipal railways 'by the side of private lines and the municipally owned railways give more efficient service for less money. The only example in this country of municipal ownership are water plants, sewer and lighting systems. These give efficient service and charge from ten to fifty per cent less than those operated by private individuals. Mr. Monroe Walked about the plat-form unconcern- edly and presented his arguments as though the debate was an every day affair. His offhand delivery gave his speech an extemporaneous effect. H. E. Shaw 1 WC. A. Stone, the leader of the Cornell tea.m, closed the main argument for the affirmative. He took up the political aspect of the question, show- - ......-- .W .,. ......... HHQ.-...,.i............. - ...Lil , qm- mo. thqt public S91-vice corporations are not the source of corruption. He C . then called attention to the large foreign Clements in OUT CiViC P0PU1312i011 . C f -ind the great opportunity for graft resulting from themg he also showed that English and German cities had P3SSGd thmugh JUS13 Such P91'10dS Of graft and bribery. Aroused public senti- ment is what is needed and it is HHS that has made English cities the clean munici- . palities that they are. He showed that the proposed system would not arouse greater civic interest in the management of public utilitiesg that public ownership where tried had failed in this respect. Taking up his second point, he said that the chances for corruption would be greater under the pro- posed system than at present. Extensive contracts must be let for rails, cars, and in short everything that is necessary for oper- , ating a street railway. Corruption would then become continuous instead of occa- sional as at present. The proposed system merely shifts the source of corruption. In his composed and earnest manner Mr. Stone closed the main argument for Cornell. Hav- T ing a deep full voice and a splendid pres- Q E- D- M'K?e ence his presentation had great force and power. Slowly and carefully he felt his way and when he wished to score a point he drove it' home with a most telling effect. Mr. Stone is a mature and experienced debaterand did particularly good work for Cornell. , . Mr. Kenneth Taylor concluded the main argument for the negative. He contended that the municipalities could successfully operate street raile ways by applying the same methods that are now in force in the case of lighting plants and water works. There isa strong probability that cities that can operate lighting and water plants could successfully operate street railways. The proposed system would give a more uniform system, more transfer privileges, and better service. Mr. Taylor -described the corrup- tion which results from thegranting of franchisesfand showed that civic conditions cannot be purified as long as .private corporations control public utilities. Public opinion is now in favor of muni-cipal ownership. He admitted that there were evils under their system but less than under the present system. Mr. Taylor had a quick nervous delivery. His words flowed from his lips rapidly and he spoke with the air of a man who had something to say. His speech increased in power as it neared the 61039, Its effect on the audience was marked and the confidence felt at the close of Mr. Stone's speech was somewhat allayed. 'l the If evils in pri Mr. 1 rounf l S1jE1iZiS the d out 'E Chief whicl His 1 thoroi mann l their He sz railw with l ban 1 econc grow sufficj meni necess groun R effect questi propc intere sunun most Prese E with H9 sl they. bQCau the Qi of Stl. He tion Wd : gf Hlly vith and tive. tail- s of ities reet iore' rup- civic iblie He the orals had Ilose. close The order of speaking pursued in the main speeches was followed in the rebuttals. Mr. Dickinson opened for the negative contending that the evils of overcapitalization, enormous profits, and poor service are inherent in private ownership, that the very purpose of private corporations is graft. Mr. Dickinson's rebuttal, like his main speech, was characterized by well rounded sentences and was a credit to himself and his team. Mr. McKee'gave the first rebuttal for the affirmative. He saidthat statistics of lighting plants and water works were unreliable because of the different methods of accounting used in the different .cities and pointed out that operating a water works system employing fifty-eight men, as in Chicago, is quite a different proposition from operating a street railway which employs twelve thousand men. Mr. McKee did most effective work. His fierce attacks on the arguments of the negative were invincible. A thorough master of his subject, he short arguments at the judges in a telling manner. . Mr. Monroe gave the second rebuttal for the negative. He defended their statistics, showing how they had been classified and where secured. He said that if English municipalities can effectively manage their street railways, why cannot the municipalities of the United States? He closed with the proposition-that it is impossible to control grasping corporations. Harry ,Shaw for the affirmative -continued the much contested interur- ban argument saying that under the negative system there would be no economy in operation and that we must plan not only for present but future growth. He said that we should enforce existing laws which were entirely sufficient to control corporate interests. If we cannot get fifteen honest men to enforce present laws how are we to get the thousands of honest men necessary to operate street railways? Mr. Shaw was confident of his ground and his rebuttal was peculiarly convincing. Mr. Taylor in concluding for the negative, hastened -to countera-ct the effect of Mr. Shaw's rebuttal by saying that they were not debating the question of interurban lines but simply street railways. He attacked the proposed-remedies and showed that it was impossible to control corporate interests in Massachusetts and New York. He closed with a very effective summary. Mr. Taylor ls rebuttal as well as his main speech was easily the most powerful argument for the negative both in subject matter and in presentation. He is a natural debater and did splendid work for Carleton. Mr. Stone closed the debate with a seven minute rebuttal beginning with a restatement of the affirmative position on the interurban argument. He showed that no deinite plan had been proposed by the negative and they could not assume that street railways could be operated efficiently just because water works and lighting plants, are in some cases' in the hands of the cities. There has been ,no practical application of municipal owner-ship of street railways in the United States. Mr. Stone did good extemporaneous work in his rebuttal and showed a readiness of speech and keenness of at- tack that were very effective. The judges were: President W. W. Smith, Cedar Rapids, Iowag President J. W. Cook, Dekalb, Illinois, and Supt. Cr. A. Franklin, Fairbault, Minnesota, and their decision was two to one for the negative. Though not a victory for Cornell, few debates have reflected more credit on the school. The adverse decision does not in any way signify 3, lessened interest in debate or a less thorough preparation for these annual contests. Both in organization of subject matter and in presentation the debate was of the highest class. When we recall the fact that this is only the second defeat out of eleven inter-collegiate debates we still have every reason to be proud of our debating record. E. S. D, . Olnrnvlfa illvrnrh in Behaiv. 1897-Cornell 3 .................................. .... Cr rinnell 1893-Cornell 3 .... Grinnell 1399-Cornell 2 .... Gfinnell 1900-Cornell 3 .... Grinnell 1901-Cornell 1902-Cornell 3 2 .... -..- Carleton Carleton 1903-Cornell 1 .... Grinnell 1904-Cornell 2 .... Grinnell 1905-oorneii 3 .... Glllmell Cornell 2 , , De Pauw 1906-Cornell 1 .... nallelon 1907-Cornell 1 .... ................. C arlelnn woMEN 's DEBATES. 1900-Philomatheans CCornellD 2 ................ Hesperians CS U ID 1901- Phiwmatheans CCOFDGUD 2 ..... ..... H esperians CS U ID 5 au. 'Wil 3 xult, 1101-9 55' a mal the fnlv L 'Q ltiv- D 0 1 0 1 0 11 lo -I ll I0 rl In 1 9 51 Q1 l if , . , , ,Q .,... , M- ,-,. ..,. ., ... . ....,., - ,-....,,W.,..,..,., .... .i.,.......A ntvr-Svnrivig Evhaivn ...... J fr' :fr::'::::z:n:::':':--iv --.fu 1 r ?v-fv+g.q3--n,i,-- rg .43-n-me-,:rfr'-1-v:'ngfsng,-y''s-,:-f--A ?: .a'f f:':. ,, - - A T T ADELPHIAN TEAM. 'Qi W- G- SUHCR W. E. Frei C. C. Roseberry STAR TEAM. , fx A .egg , , I ' 'AX M. H. Dake L. M. Field E A Baker zu xv- ,, 4 tialb paree WILI CLAR WALK MORG EARL Lou: SUPI PROF SUPT . ..,.. . . . .V ..Y 'vi ggi, - ,.,! :.:.,.,.i.z Kl,,.,1 ,1.v.-nw., I- T '11 -Y-J' vi F. 4. il, X LQ l I .M .V , X I 3' la M i 3 4 In 5 E ,. Il 5 I I .3 l j i I 5 I F I1 E E 5 my K i I I 1 I A CDM. . I 5 1 3 tl Ellifnt Hrvliminarg Eehair. h Adelpthian-Star. . Day Chapel, lVednesday Evening, NOvember28th, 1906. ' QUESTION. Resolved, That it is unnecessary and inadvisablel to increase Substan- tially fthe relative Strength and efficiency of the American Navy as ,com- pared with the navies of other world powers. I I A AEEIRIvIATIvE-ADELPIIIAN. WILLIAM G. STRACK ................................. Mt. Vernon, Iowa CLARENCE D. ROSEBERRY .... ' ..... Le Mars, Iowa WALTER H. FREI ........ 2' ..... I. . ..... .... R einbeck, Iowa NEGATIVE-S'I'AR,f'. , ' .IVIORGAN H. DAKE ..... .................. .... E p worth, Iowa EARLE D. BAKER .... .'.Mt. Vernon, Iowa LOUIS M. FIELD .... . ., ...... . .Forest City, Iowa p JUDGES. Q SUPTQ J. J. MCCONNELII. . . . . ...... .' Cedar Rapids, Iowa PROFQ S. E. SPARLING ..... ..... IN Iadison, Wis. SUPT. GRANT E. FINCI-I .... ........... .... M a rion, Iowa ' ' DECISION. . Affirmative, 3. Negative, 0. -f--W-M--r.-,A-.+,--.-..,-....VA .-,... -....,-. .....-. 4.-k.....f - ... .' Q u v. i V f n A - H , 4 l r 1 F. l 5 ,V Q, lf if Fi ? 'Q Q. fl v. L. af. 'v i .3 li X, 2 ! V5' .42 f+ s ,Q i .fi ? 1' S 1 5 , 5 f .s 5 Q J I 3 . Z fn 1 1 I 5 3 W Lf .1-1' 4- 'ievif : '0-ff! f2f 'Xi r -.xl Jw-Q ..e ..1.s..a.f.4 LA.: ' , 1 . . . - - - v . . pgs'-,fry-L.--r uf- - ' - 'r -V ' I, . m- . 1 q ng 1 u 4 . . .- ' ' A . - , 1 .-, .. , .A . . -. , 4 ' K A -' ,. 1--1' 1 w. .. . -- .- ..,,...., .,,, V ' . ! ,Ql ,!, llff..- . .A AZ! 4... A -..L J Q. -5. 1- ! I ..!. I . ..Il.I.n.'f . . . . MILTONIAN TEAM. V. L. Mangun C. C. Putnam AMPHICTYUN TEAM H. D. Eickleberg f A- L- Furguson E. L. Devendorf J. H. Mangold . i -1H'f1fJg-iH'9- 'vw wwf-.fn 7- - P01 irc the CL' VE HE Joi ER A. H1 J oi C Svrnnh lgrrliminarg Bvhair. - I MILTONIAN+AMPHICTYON. F Day Chapel, Friday Evening 7:30 O'Clock, November 30th, 1906. QUESTION. A Resolvedry That in the government of American cities of over 100,000 population the executive and administrative powers should be separated from the legislative powers and be concentrated in the hands of the mayor. Grcmtcd, First, That the mayor may have veto power, Second, That the comptroller' and treasurer areindeperrdent officers. ' ' A AEFIRMATIVE-MILTONIAN. CLYDE C. PUTNAM. . . ................................... Bedford, Iowa VERNON L.v'MANGUN ....... ' .... Mount Vernon ,Iowa IIERMANN D. ECKELBERG ......... , ..... . . . .A ..... I ...... W aterloo, Iowa . f NEGATIVE-AMPHIOTYON. JOHN F. MANGOLD .......................... ' ..... Spec'ht's.Ferry, Iowa ERVIN P. DEVENDORF. .. A ........ Eldora, Iowa A. LEROY FERGUSON .... ........ .... ' . Clarence, Iowa I A QIUDCES. . ' HARVEY INGHAM. . . ......... .... D es Moines, Iowa JOHNSON BRIGHAM .... .... D es Moines, Iowa C. P. COLGROVE. . . .- ......... . . .Cedar Falls, Iowa . . DECISION. , E Affirmative, 2. V Negative, 1., .vfm17,1nwi-41-1.-M nm. .... N -. -.,... ' - :.,,. e'.L.fc1 4 + -2 - -g. .gf-,,- .f-: Q-.4 15 . 15 - ' 'f::f:::rv':::124 o :fa ' -N MILTONIAN TEAM. Y d ff W X X. X , I i H. L. Kern C. H. Putnam ADELPHIAN TEAM. 1 .e rx 1:5 . H- N' Twogood R. J. Woodard P. B. Osgood f . ,I ffl' ' ,f X X., W fm , . H. W. Jones --W ,.....- .-i.,v .7..J,, W H A vis: CH. PM Ho' Ros Ho' Hx SU PR4 H0 Eliinal Zlnivr-Svnrietg Rebate. 4 Miltonian-Adelphian. Day Chapel, Friday Evening, March. 8th, 1907. QUESTION. Resolved, That the adoption of the Fifteenth Amendment was visable. ' AFFIRMATIVE-MILTONIAN. CHARLES, H. PUTNAM .... J. . . ' I PAUL B. Oseooo ..... ..--...-.---.-..... .. .-.-.-.... ....' -... HOWARD R. KERN ........................... ROSCOE J. WOODARD. . HOWARD N. TWOGOOD. HARRY W. J ONES .... N EGATIVE-ADELPI-I IAN. .--.................,... E JUDGES. SUPT. J. J. MOCONNELL .... .......... PROF. CESSNA ........... . HON. C. S. GEORGE ..... ........ - R DEo1s1oN. Affirmative, 3. Nega'tive,f O. . ..... ...- Bedford, . .... Boone, . . . .Charles City, H . . . .Ottumwa, .Mt Vernon, ......Gi1man, Cedar Rapids, .......A1nes, . . . .C1inton, inad- Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa . , 'fw ' ,.'4 ' L ? -YZF'-'fm Y fh'tf'9'Jf 'L 4- i 1f? :Zi:'1.1'-?,1:2xu':35r f152:14Q-1:: ffzf-3 'I' .- .- IRYING TEAM. 4 . f 1 A. G. Rieke E. L. Botts J- B- Bryant 'GLADSTONE TEAM. L42 H. M. Tennant R. A. Flanagan H, L, Honm rff- . r-nr' 11 NA... , L-k..I-,5 .,,,,. 3,1 -.J-,ff - Res 1121-VY is 3 efiiciellf E, L. B J, B, BR A. G. R H, L. HQ H. M. Ti B. A. FL PROP. F. H. L. A1 PROP. A A Miuistr Twentierl- Province I111111ig1-ay J01111 Hay T119 Pow. We will 1 Booker T. Pimp, B PRQF, H. PROP, NIC I Arahvmg .Enter-Svnrivtg Bvhatv. Irving-Gladstone-Day Chapel, Friday, November 16, 1906. QUESTION. Resolved, That the policy of substantiallyienlarging the American navy is preferable to the policy of maintaining it at its present strength and efficiency. AFFIRMATIVE-IRVING. E. L. BOTTS. .. J. B. BRYANT. . .. .......-.v -........- North Yakima, Washington .. ............-......... A. G. RIEKE. .. N EGATIVE-GLADSTON E. H. L. HONAN. . . H. M. TENNANT . .............. ........ .--....-. B. A. FLANAGAN ..... ........... . U , . JUDGES. PROE. F. IC. ENSIGN. . ....... ' . .. H. L. ADAMS .......... . . . PROE. A. M. -NEWENS ...... .......... .. ... . . . . . . . .Mount Vernon . . . . .Blairstown . . . .V .Blanchard . . . .Rockwell City . . . . . . .Malvern . . .Iowa City, Iowa . . .Iowa City, Iowa . . ...... Ames, ,Iowa C DECISION. I . A Affirmative, 3. I Negative, O. , Arahrmg Crainriral Glnnteai. Day Chapel-Friday evening, April 13, 1906. K PROGRAM. ,A Ministry of Love ................... Twentieth Century Revolution ......... Province of the American Newspaper. . . Immigration ....................... John Hay ....... '. .A ......... . The Power of Unity' .... f ....... V We will Meet Again at Philippi ...... I. . . Booker T. Washington ............ Q .... - ' p JUDGES. PROF. E. B.. COLLINS. ......... .. PROF. H. SAVAGE ...... ...... . . PROE. NICHOLAS KNIGHT .... .......... . I DECISION. First place, E. L. Botts, Second place, H. . . . . .JAY HARTUNG LEON BUTTS . . . . .ERMA PHILLIPS .EDWARD I. IIEUEH . .EUNICE E. COOMBES . . :JOHN B. BRYANT . . .MABELLE NOTESTINE . .HAROLD M. TENNANT . . . .Iowa City . . . . .Waterloo .. Vernon M. Tennant. ihumv Ghratnriml Glnntwt. Auditorium, Friday Evening 7 :30, Dec. 7th, 1906. Music ..................................... , ........... ' PROF. SKINNER Faith in the American People ....... . . .DUANE G. HUN'D e A Nineteenth Century Prophet ....... ...... - .MAUDE L. BARR The Scientific Spirit in Modern Life .... ........ I .GRANT S. REEDER The Source of our National Life ...... ..... H ARLEY K. LOOKWOOD it John Hay .......................... ...... E UNICE E. COOMBES . The Relation of Desires to Character ............ . .WILTON H. MCKERRAL JUDGES ON THOUGHT AND COMPOSITION. PROF. A. B. NOBLE .................................. ........... Ames PROF. JESSE BTACY ....... .......... G rinnell PROF. GEO. A. VVARFIELD .................... ' . ..... Mitchell, S. D. ' JUDGES ON DELIVERY. SUPT. J. J. MOCONNELL ..................... ,. .... Cedar Rapids REV. CHAS. A. SEOOOMBE ................... ...... W aterloo THOS. A. BERKEBILE ..................................... Cedar Rapids First pl-ace, Mr. Lockwood, second place, Mr. Hunt, third' place, Mr. Reeder. K L k U i Stt 0 to cal Cont st 'The cfisi The Homl The Mani The Final The Impe David Liw Roger Wi America 's FRANK RH P1 J' P- RYA 'I Fifiit place f ourth Plan VNER il'Xr RARE 3DER 'OOD rags RAL IGS ell D. ds oo ds lr. . ...M-w-ww:-rv on vvvapsw- ilmua Stair tlbratnriral Qlnnivzt. ' iqvlh at Simpnnn Qlnllrgv. Jnhiannla, lilnma, R .3ITPh.E!2, 15117. ihrngram The Crisis of Christianity - -. - - - A Buena Vista College I. The Home and the Nation - - - - Cornell College The Man of Africa ----- I DesMOines couege r The Final Triumph of Democracy v . - - V Morningside College The Imperial Leader - 'Coe College g David Livingston, a Hero of Altruism ' - Q 'Drake University Roger Williams - Tabor College America's Right to Live ----- 4 I Iowa State College O Zluhgrn I A Gu Ulhnught aah Cllninpnpitinn FRANK RHINEHART . PROF. I. A. LOOS O. - REV. R. B. DOAN. ' 10:1 Bzliusrg ' J. PRRYAN ' ' ' CT. J. B. ROBINSON , JUDGE J. H-. APPLEGATE First place. Iowa WM. F. BRINKMAN - H. K. LOCKWOOD - WILLARD R. IEWELL A. - G. CUSHMAN - DENMAN WAGNER - GUY W. SAVRIS Miss GRACE BOYD F. V. SKELLEY R ROBERT RAINES L. MCCASKILL WM. H. STYLES ' WM. M. JACKSON State Collegeg second place Drake' third lace C , ! ' p J I r fourth place, Cornell.. I 1 Q . I , ,,k,c,m,,,,,1. ,,.,,, ,...,,.....-,M-- -W ,-- ---- - - --ef f' -A-7 Y--H ' A' wg .. . ,. ,..-....... -li , , John F. 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D X1 -4 P l r ' Glhe :Bling Munir Zlivntiuzrl IHIIE It is with some hesitancy that one undertakes to criticise so grand an event as a Cornell May Festival, for it is impossible to do it justice by jot- ting down mere words. That music hath its charms is clearly seen by the vast congregation assembled from many different quarters every May to listen to the deep roll of the organ, the singing tones of the violins and cellos, the joyous and again pateetic notes of the singer, and lastly but not least the wonderful combined harmonies of that organization, the great Orchestra. To proclaim this the greatest musical event held in the middle west is by no means an exaggeration. N o expense is spared to produce the rarest talent, and as many as three or four artists will appear as soloists in one concert. Of course the only way the local management is able to bring so much rare talent is from the hearty support received from the public, and that this assistance is greatly appreciated is assured. , The May music festival of the year 1906, was held May 17-18-19. The first program was asong-organ recital given by Mrs. Adah Markland Shef- iield, Sopranist, and Dr. George Whitefield Andrews, of Oberlin College, Organist. The excellent merits of these two artists are so well known among the people in general that certainly it is not necessary to dwell on the excellence of their work. Even in spite of the severe electrical storm which was raging outside during this program, the attention of the audience was held spellbound throughout. j On Friday promptly at 2:30 the second concert commenced. This was a recital of song, cello and french! horn, the soloists being Miss Grace Munson, contralto, Mr. Walter Unger, and Mr. Leopold de Mare respectively. Miss Munson is a contralto of unusual merit and her singing was most heartily received by all. ' . Both Mr. Unger and de Mare are artists from Thomas Orchestra, which recommends in itself their wonderful playing. All we can say as regards .these artists is that we sincerely hope to sometime hear them here again. The third concert of the festival was heard Friday evening. It was a divided concert, the first half being taken up by the Thomas orchestra, Mrs. Sheffield, sopranist and Mr. Brahm Van den Berg pianist. Both soloists were accompanied by the orchestra. The orchestra introduced for their first number the overture, Liebesfruhling, by Geo. Schumann. The orchestra was compelled to repeat this number. Mrs, Sheiiield who had al- ready appeared in the 'rirst concert, was even more warmly received on this occasion. - Mr. Van den Berg played the Grand Fantasia for Pianoforte, by Schu- bert. This Fantasia, true to its title, gives the impression of having been written without the slightest expectation of its ever being played, it being the outcome of joyous fancy, unrestrained by any attempt at tl1e observance of accepted laws. The whole work seems as if it had taken shape 'from that beautiful the them dash and for l1i5 te ' The Death of Cornell C much CIE presented Pron seats Wait cert. M and eXPff 5poo11's in of Act III The o program, Serenadel the Valky two theme after a bri 'The movel The I orchestrali leading to some expr With a st the ivhole, The la sentation 0 given by tl' Orchestra. Mabel WHOIS: M :ham IS melltione Symphgnv. of man 0DEra Hlenqed on ture Was kilown fl I nice blen The Work dld H16 5 May peg lld an Y jot. all by Hy to 5 and It not Ereat St is Lrest one F S0 lnds 'he lef- SE, rwn l on arm 5I1CE was . race ely. IIOSI hich ards 1. was stra, mists ' heir The l al- this chu- been eing ance that beautiful song The Wanderer. Lisztls orchestration well emphasizes the thematic and melodic material. Mr. Van den Berg's style is one of the dash and iire, and yet he brings out his cantabile passages beautifully. As - for his technique, it was superb. ' The latter half of this concert was devoted to the rendering of The Death of Minnehahaf' by S. Coleridge Taylor, by the Oratorio Society of Cornell College, assisted by Thomas Grchestra and several soloists. Too much credit cannot be given this society for the masterly way in which they presented this diilicult work. Promptly at 2:30 Saturday afterlloon again found the people in their seats waiting patiently for the opening of the Witherspoon-Symphony con- cert. 'Mr. Herbert Witherspoon is a basso of seemingly unlimited power and expression. He had his audience won over in a moment. Mr. Wither- spoon's impersonative power is equally strong as was shown in his renderings of Act III of Die Meistersinger. ' - The orchestra played several especially interesting numbers on this program, for instance, the overture, Euryanthe by Weber, Italian Serenade by Hugo Wolf, and Vorspiel, from Lohengren, and the Ride of .the Valkyries by Wagner. The Euryanthe by Weber is constructed from two themes, the first of which is announced by all the wood instruments after a. brilliant introduction. The second theme is given out by the violins. 'The movement concludes with a glorious coda. V The Italian Serenade is a recent 'production and a worthy addition to orchestral literature. i The style is that ofa romanza,.iirst a short prelude leading to a plaintive melody for the solo viola, the solo violincello singing some expressive phrases here and there, and the whole coming to an end with a strumming passage similiar to the one with which it began. Cn ,the whole, this was one of the most interesting concerts of the series. The last but by no means the least of the concerts consisted of the pre- sentation of Der Freischuetzf' a romantic opera in three acts by Weber, given by the ,Oratorio Society of Cornell College accompanied by the Thomas Orchestra. The soloists were Mme. Charlotte Maconda, contraltog Mrs. Mabel Shirer Boyd, sopranistg Mr. Glenn Hall and,Mr. Wm Petrie Christy, tenorsg Mr. William Harper, Mr.. Gustaf Holmquist and Mr. G. W. Young, Jr., basses. Maria Van Weber, the author of the overture Der Freischuetz, is mentioned as having been to the music drama what Beethoven was to the symphony. He seems to have drawn mnch inspiration from the romantic poets of his day. ' 'Der Freischuetz' ' figures in history as being the first romantic Ger- man opera. Der Freischuetzf' or in English, the free shooter, was com- ' menced on July 2, 1817 and completed on May 13, 1820. The poem to the over- ture was bylohann Frederick Kind. The Oratorio Society, true to its well known reputation, sang this difficult .opera with a precision of attack and a nice blending of voices that gave evidence of long and careful training. The work of the soloists was perfect and this entertainment, closing as it did the series of superb concerts, was a fittinglclimax to one of the greatest May Festivals in the history of Cornell. x,.....1,, - , - Mk, ':-------+L- ,- , H, , .. , The Glee Club 03.22H EBF! 951 QA C191 QUIOQ I P... A . Pt B 913 R41 03 CD 33 a-D' A p Uhr C5122 Qlluh Une of the organizations of the college to which students point with a great deal of pride is the Cornell College Glee Club. The Glee Club this yearlhas been under the leadership of Prof. Pierce, and his enthusiasm and rare ability as a director have developed this organization from a group of untrained voices at the first of the year into a Glee Club which is the superior of any other Glee Club in the state. Too mu given Prof. Pierce for his careful, painstaking Work with this organization. Cornell College is certainly to be congratulated on possessing such a credi- table'Glee Club. The Club has ,made several concert trips during the past year making a decided hit in every town Where they appeared. Near the beginning of the spring term, the Glee club united. with the orchestra in giving a concert in the Chapel Auditorium, which was one of the most en- joyable musical enter-tainments of the year. ch credit cannot be 35111112 QIHIUZPYT 0111111211 0111112112 091111211111 0111111211 0111112112 C5122 11111111 WEDNESDAY EVENING, APRIL 10. COLLEGE AUDITORIUM 511111111111 Alma Fuller Pierce, Pianistg' Wendell Heighton, 'Cellist GEORGE L. PIERCE, CONDUCTOR. lirngram PART I . 1. Soldier's Chorus CFaustD ----- Orchestra and Glee Club 2. CGD Ave Maria ------ Cb? Spring Song - 1 ---- - Orchestra 3. Breeze of the Night ----- - Glee Club 4. Cab Elegie - - - - - C59 Gavotte - - - - - Mr. I-Ieighton 5. Artist's Life Waltzes ---- Orchestra 6. Asleep, Adream, Awake - - - Glee Club 7. Scherzo ------ String Quartet PART II . 1. Uninished Symphony A ' - Allegro Moderato Andante Con Moto Orchestra 22 A Summer Lullaby ----- Glee Club 3. Petite Suite - - - - - 1 Teufelstanz 2 Mazurka 3 Serenade 4 Humoreske 5 Papillons ' - Mrs. Pierce i Accompanied by String Orchestra 4. Stiefmutterchen - - - - - - - Flute and Strings 5. A Group of College Songs - - - Glee Club 6. Pomp and Circumstance CMilitary MarchD - ' Orchestra GoUNoD - SCHUBERT MENDELSSOHN - LA1v1o'rHE VAN GoENs - POPPER STRAUSS VANDERPOET BEETHOVEN - SCHUBERT - GIBSON - OLE OLSEN - ERICHS ELGAR For enviilbk' the Illiq Whltill 1 6 fpopuli large 31 tion to Mendelh teur 0 and 611 tended 01133395 111 pow Glee C11 the yeal T114 new me thirlgy-5 In Messiah soloistsg year. Iti with a knowled Wfvhout The Weq 0211 do Th. with it and-vrzln . . - - .us Uhr Glnrnvll Ctnllvgv Gbrrhwira For many years the Cornell College Orchestra has enjoyed a most enviable reputation throughout the state as the best College Orchestra in the middle West. It has always been the aim of the orchestra to play music which is strictly first' class and not to content itself with the so-called popular music. With this purpose in mind, and aided by the unusually large and varied instrumentation, the orchestra has paid particular atten- tion to thepvvorks of the classical Writers, such as Wagner, Shubert, Weber, Mendelssohn, etc. The opportunity to play such music in a strictly ama- teur organization is rare indeed, and this doubtless accounts for the interest and enthusiasm of its members. The orchestra each year makes an ex- tended tour through the state and the fact that in many places return engagementsare booked for the next year is sufficient recommendation of its popularity and excellence. The orchestra this year united with the Glee Club in giving a home concert which Was one of the decided hits of the year. ' Uhr Glnrnvll Oprainrin Svnririg The Orator io Society has admitted during the year, over seventy-live new members bringing the total membership up to about one, hundred thirty-five. In addition to the usual 'amount of work planned for the year the Messiah was performed- at Christmas season With the assistance of five soloists from abroad. This feature Will in all probability be continued next year. It is of great importance in the college course of each man or Woman with a singing voice, that no opportunity be lost to gain an intimate knowledge of the masterpieces of choral music. No education is complete Without it -and the Oratorio Society affords the medium for this Work. The weekly rehearsals mold the musical taste as perhaps no other force can do unless it might be the private study of musical art. The spirit manifested by the society has been inspiring to all connected With' it andmeans a larger and better chorus for the terms to come. . -A - , ,. it nrxwllizm. VOL. XXVIII MOUNT VERNON, IOWA, FEBRUARY 16, 1907 NO. 19 Founnsn 1879 Published Weekly at Mount Vernon. Iowa , HAL D. BAnoi-:ur '07 - - - Editor-in-Chief Em-in L. DEVINDORF '07 - - - Assistant Editor CHARLES ll. PUTNAM 'QT - - Business Manager CLYDE PUTNAM, '05 - Assistant Business Manager ASSOCIATE EDITORS MAv'oAne'r Ruin - - - H EBTHESIAN I ESS HARTMAN - AONIAN Gnome MAx'r1N - 4 AMP:-iic'r'YoN GRACE 'l'i4unlLL ' ALETIIEAN C-nouns Winvox - - PHiLoMA'ri-ir-:AN XVALLACE FMENC4 - STAR Euxmci- UELANA , Nix.-rom.-iN JOSEPH Ronmsorl ADELPHIAN Entered at the Post Office at Mount Vernon, Iowa, as second class matter. OFFICE IN HAWK-EYE BUILDING. 'l elephone T3 Hawk-Eye SUBSCRIPTION RATES5 Per Yeuigin advance Q - - - 31.25 Per Year. nfter Jun. let -- 1.50 Per Term, in advance T5 Single Copies - - 10 QQQQQQQQQQQ ihiinriallg o QQQEQQQQQQQA Our Surroundings. A short time ago every paper was filled' ivitli cries of graft and hardly a day passed but that some man high in the councils of the nation was Hexposedn by a keen eyed reporter. Then President Roosevelt in his own impulsive fash- ion stated that the muckral-ter was becoming a public nuisance and since then we have heard the professional knocker alternately censured and-applauded until it is hard to decide wheth- er or not he is a public benefactor. Bringing I this down to college life it is certain that we are apt to see roundings in our sur- side of the account. Many and many forth dur- ing this or that must re- main perish' from are many xthings we would not for of the .- reformer for some to take an realize that this is an almost If you do not believe this, look about you: go into other schools and compare the general conditions of life, the surrounding village, the student body 'and then see if you do not return with the most thankful feeling that you have experienced for some time. The student body is one of the best .mentally, morally and physically and as a rule are not only industrious people but the great majority are the you want to associate. surroundings could not z in her most on every U side. r pres- not like faculty student the body in you to take the im- perfections , leaving And in that the elation of victory will be the keenest of regrets. none but very graduation On account of his excessive modesty, the Editor, Mr. Bargelt, has had his picture placed in the lower part of the page. 5 s Y9 Q 5 We 39 w xl 2 A A E Q -v- if SZ CF S1 ME to 55 -x. X 10 L32 . 1 Vx .J -M, nv 1 J A .s pu .Q -. 11,13 0.4 9-1-1.-was 'Q ,S ff -v 'Y V-. . . .X .. .,, , .., .-, 4 U- ,-W - .. ,Lr-f,f,,1 uf: , . 1' A 1' ---'-1-1 - r-fw -:-21 1 .,..- . V K--fi - ' 'Q' AL :Ii-ij! f.y'.il3 :, - . .V . -, 4, .' '-',.' ,:.'-v---4..4.., .. -I a.4,..,.-fy., ,,.- pr ,,, ,. , ,. ,, -,1-.,,.-1: B - ,.-.t,--.5- ,,,, ' ' - - ' - Y -f-A- . - -V I 1-.f...f.-2,.-.- e:. . '-7.9 . ' .- .13-.'-' ..5.'- -'Q Q'-'Q-'.f f 1 . V: QT ga I ' f x- it -. au.. 1'-A f ,,, pry 'NL v-ann'- D-np 'N-...L We 's K '1 ,hp A- i .Z sl Y Q we Il I 'll l . lwrl .il .ll 'H gl. fi! Ll fl! all ii ,l swf ,fel ell 4,1 get mg I 1. T la 'E It! lf I: lv ll in .I xl, lil If Sl 5, 5, Y., I ll i Ml .W fl I H' I. -: M I ,. il ir I l l Q. Tal I .r Il 1 r 4 .l .5 .Le Jr ia l la if gl, ff- 1 ei li ,l ls .gl H 72 .v' ,I 71. I 515 fu 'Su 'Dis .. ,:,-...,.oq,,-.-Q--,,-Vg3-.-.'14.n .544 ,, w' 117' 'g! 94:?i ', 1n.0 r':r'4-'-uw-kaawrl vo-0.15410 I-'riff-1--H-Nr -B0- -1-fn' - 4 ' 'ht' ' 't PRESIDENT .... VICE-PRESIDENT. . . SECRETARY .... TREASURER .... SooI.IL ...... DEVOTIONAL. BIISSIONARY. . . BIBLE STUDY. . . MEMBERSHIP. . . Y. W. C. A. Cabinet Cbfrirera .. .Angie Fussell and Eveline Ormrod ..--.........-..... fgahiart .Grace Terrill .Pearl Carlson Bertha Russell . . .Alma Liquin .Vanna Elliott . . .Bessie White . .Louise Kent . . .Grace Terrill INTER-COLLEGIATE. . . . . .Joy Hartung W. C. A. Delegates to Grinnell U'zlPl. ingtitilt 21 Ulllf' and las where by HCU TI and hi the TW' our lHI SCHHPI' of COl'l Willing. Ou found studem in som- day 111i with tl T1 Every work. . broade -Pi ' -.Y X - Am Y vi Y Y Y Y M , . -1-,..,T, 1--: f , .., -1..... ..- . , ,, . -- ,, ,, ,, -- - . - - Yo. Y 1. , ,,, ,,,,, .--A , , M V - . ..r, . , . .,, , , , . . , , , , , . . A .fru.---Q vu . -rwrw , -,-1 , yy- A, JA- af A. hiya - , Uhr ming Ihnmrnai Glhrintian Azanriaiinn . The Young Women 's Christian Association of Cornell is the greatest institution for good am-ong theegirls which exists in the school. It gives a union of interests, that opportunity for life to touch life which is vital and lasting. It is the school for Christian growth in the College, the place Where the young Women of the school stand shoulder to shoulder learning by 'actual experience and unusual opportunity the art of Christian service. The association among the Cornell girls is similar to those in all colleges and higher institutions of learning. It is a part of a great movement of the twentieth century Whose uplifting power is felt not only throughout our land but who-se influence is spreading Wherever man is found , Scattered all over the lands that still lie inadarkness are representatives of- 'Cornell's association, who have said, We are willing and desirous, God Willing, to be- foreign missionaries. - ' One of the most helpful and practical of the phases of our Work is found in the Bible Study Department. Its object is to interest every student in the institution in the Bible, and to enlist each Christian student in 'some form of Bible studyQ Bible bands ,meet in numerous rooms Sun- day mornings, and here competent leaders discuss practical Bible questions with the girls. , This year they are studying the Acts and the Epistles. .These phases are not emphasized to the exclusion of other interests. Every., girl in school can be appealed to through some avenue of association work, and the more she comes to realize the Whole scope of its plan the broader Will be her outlook upon all forms 'of Christian Work. 1 ,.......4..f..u4.sau-I '- .. ..u, ...-' . I , I If' !, .I l flfk, .:'f.14'J'y..'. ?5 ' .vig1'N:. E - 0 ' '.i.:4'Lz- u ' L ' 1.n..H:.c4 ...-.N.-.auf f iv' ' ' I ' :N ' 'i 'f ' T ' ' - -- . ,I 4 .. A ,, v -G - --'Q' ' I I ' '- l l A 4, i I KI I . in I , o i i W 1 ' i 1 Il is I I xl ' v ,Il ,I 'Il I .., 'I , I' I. I I I IF. I' I J u .Al 52' .IV 35 l'I TI: II , I - I 1 I li I il .I 5' . Il, 3 ,. I II I I I! . l .1 Y . I l bi s fy ' I I f . , . I 'A -I -1 l I , .g, fl I . II- I.: Y. M. C. A. Cabinet Qbfftrnfn PRESIDENT ..... ......... VICE-PRESIDENT ....... RECORDING SECRETARY ..... COR-RESPONDING SECRETARY. . . TREASURER .............. Olahinrt CHAIRMAN DEVCJ1'ION-XlI COMMITTEE. . . CHAIRMAN RECEPTION COMMITTEE .... CHAIRMAN BIBLE STUDY COMMITTEE. . . CHAIRMAN AIISSIONARY COMMITTEE. . . CHAIRMAN MEMBERSHIP COMMITTEE. . . CHAIRMAN FINANCE COMMITTEE .... CHAIRMAN BATH COMMITTEE. . . . . .C. L. Gillette .. .J. F. Mangold E. L. Devendorf .. .R. E. Courson .....J. Elliott . . .J. F. Mangold . . .D. W. Peisen ...O. L. Kipp ....R. J. Reed. . . .W. G. Christie ...H. L. Kern . . . .Bert Russell Cl' ax I 1 A , I -57525555 - E Tl to all Ti the afl fellowv interes' 'Christi service Tl men Of station night 0 new fel Thi are hel ably cc associm Tl mission ippines has thi Tli men th been O1 ment II iLlf9 Oj A lHlGI'6SI closed - 9I11'0ll9k Th men th Tl' that th llllllller Uhr ming illlmfa Glhrintian Awanriatinn The Young Men 's Christian Association is the only organization open to all the men of the college and of the academy. In the association and on the athletic field are the two places where every man meets his college fellow in the most friendly way, for there the interests of one are the interests of all. The object of the association is to promote growth in 'Christian fellowship among its members, and to train them for Christian service, and lead them to devote their lives to Christ. The work of the association is carried on through committees. The men of the reception committee meet the new'.men as they arrive at the station and introduce them to their new surroundings. On the first Friday night of the term they hold a jollification in the society halls when the new fellows are given a hearty welcome. . ' A , The devotional commitee is in charge of the devotional meetings which are held on Sunday afternoons in one of the society halls. These are ably conducted by students, members of the faculty and friends of the association from various vocations. i ' . The association through its committee on missions has carried on two mission study classes for the past year, one treating of missions' in the Phil- ippines, and an-other studying the problem in China. The volunteer band has thirteen men enrolled for the foreign work. r The Bible study department probably influences the lives of more men than any other department through the fourteen groups that have been organized under student leadership. These groups have an enroll- ment of more than one hundred and sixty men pursuing studies in the 'Life of Christ,' and 'Acts and the Epistlesf compiled by Dr. Bosworth. A new feature of the year was the Bible study institute held in the interests of Bible study the first week in January. The conference was closed with a spread which was attended by a large percent of the men enrolled in the groups. X . Thirteen' men attended the Lake Geneva conference in June, and six men the biennial State Convention at Sioux City in February. The association is a means -of bringing many fellows to see the relation that they sustain to Christ and his work, and reveals to many the oppor- tunities for, and privileges in Christian servi-ce. ' . . ...an J r 'gl Hlinrvllang Uhr 1HhiInlngiral Snririg. President .... Miss Riley Vice-President Prof. Ebersole Secretary .... Prof. Keyes Uhr Svrirnrr Glluh. President .... Prof. Wi11i5mS Vice-President . . . Prof. Loving Secretary and Treasurer . . R. W. Getchell Uhr iiimratinn Glluh. President ' .... Hal Bargelt Secretary . - .... Gem Russell ' Uhr Svtuhrnt linlunivrr Eanh. President Bertha Russell Secretary . . . U . A. E. Coe Uhr iirnhihitinn Gllnh. President .... D. O. Cowles Vice-President R. E. Courson Secretary Paul Neal Treasurer ..... Bert Russell Uhr ihratnrin Smririg. President . . A. T. Esgate Vice-President Mabel Williams Secretary Birdie Wade Treasurer . . . Mrs. Ristine Uhr Arkansas Olluh. R President .... john Cole Secretary .... Roberta Sheets Uhr Enginrering Glluh. Chief High Potentate . , Prgf, Williams . arinua il, 1115 - -l I 'z 8' , x 4' , :A Z, rp! fag? , ids i J ii if - 7' kg 6. e V-1.211 F953 . ,M . .sf . kc ff fl 1 5 I r kv 3 . 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LG. , Um t1CJ' .7 A V 4, V ,, .fvpaz-lnwzvza-nv--v. v.-.-,.,-.-- X-.-,-,-13-,.-.1L-rw..-:. .-,. -QL-,--,-A,,- ,- -- ,mg ,f, , iv ,-, - if ,, , -5 ,.,.,.T...., Y,-, ff if I ,i, i 1 I 1 I . l I I xx Ni Ili i I ,l lfzg' r 1 , 1 1 1 i n i G - . 1 1 4 1 v I L I A 1 v 5 I i . a 5 V I 1 X v 1 I A i J Q 1 1 i i i x 1 i X I K 5 I I A l 1 l E s 1 P i , - a Obnr Neeh fur eat Ctgmnamum. Dame Nature has placed DearOld' Cornell in one of theimostbeau- tiful half-acres in the far-famed state of Iowa. For half a century her halls have towered above the waving corn, and while the corn increased the wealth of the state, she has increased the influence of the state.. Cornell has always stoodpfor the triangularidevelopment of her men, -the fmind, the heart, and the body. To enlighten the mind, 'we have had some of America 's greatest scholars. To establish the heart, God has sent some of his best spirits in loyal men and women. And the body, Nature 's friend, has been materially aided in its development by the natural park of sur- passing beauty, Ash Park. Thus encouraged, Cornell has done more than her part to make, theuathletes of the state yield to her mighty strength. But this thought only brings a sadder one, and' that is, if we had had the facilities for training our men, when the wintry .winds were howling on our campus, we could have done still greater things than we have done, and could have added many more laurels to those -which already hang in the memory's gallery of every Cornellite. ,l V The epoch now cries for a hero. One who, with a loyal heart, a philanthropic spirit, and a large purse, will build in our forest a temple dedicated to the body in which it can worship by daily exercise. In other words the earnest prayer of all true lovers of sport is :- ' Lord, send us a Gym. V J , M, ROBINSON, 41 P had B in atb out Of center return of the lacked men li: These sehedu fought this 0' peets: this :sa tion, 1 last fa make 2 O1 both tl cause 1 ran ov back aj how th ine thi. Creigh lliildeg with I ,C C Weeks Siderii Of the H16 rg W01-ke, I Eau. her sed nell nd, of 'nie Hd lu- fill 3 th. he ui er in a le er 1 ' , Elinnt Ball IIE. ORNELINS foot b-all season for '06 to the outside world looked anything but successful, but those of us who knew the actual circumstances and the peculiar situation were encouraged over the showing made 'by the men last fall and predict more favor- able things in the future. f Prof. Du Bridge and Coach Irwin had a hard proposition on their hands in attempting to make a foot ball team out of .entirely new material. Only the center trio of last year 's promising team returned, making it necessary to till all of the other positions with men who lacked experience and several of the men had never played the game before. These factors together with the hard schedule handicapped the team yet they fought 'gamely through the season. 'In this one fact I can see 'brighter pros- pects forold Cornell next year, for with this :same ffspirit 1 of 'fight and determina- ' tion, together I-with 'fthe' experiences of last fall, the foot ball team of '07 should make a. record of which all will be proud. Our 'first game tended to discourage both the team and the student body be- cause the state champions from Ames ran over us. Then the Aliunni came ' back and gave a good demonstration of how the game has been played. Follow- Jvlm Cole- Cavflin ing this the team took the longest trip that any Cornell team has ever taken. Creighton University of Omaha, Nebraska, took us in-to camp in one of the hardest played games ever seen on the Omaha field. Our next game was with Des Moines College on the home grounds. The boys fought hard but Cornell luck again appeared and they went away victorious. Two weeks later we met the fast Grinnell team and held them to a low score con- sidering their standing and team work last year. As usual the big game of the year was the annual Coe game. The less said the better. I await the reports of these games in the future. In all of these games the .men worked hard but showed lack of knowledge of the great game, often being deceived and tucked by the finer points of the game which can only be mastered by careful study and experience. ' f Cornell, more than any 'other sch new rules but other schools will not excuse our poor record on this line. Our new men would have strengthen- ed the 'Varsity very materially but were kept on the side lines by the new college ruling. They will all be eligi- ble next year, and as none of last fal1's team graduates much will be expected from the Purple and White next fall. The students are to be congrat- ulated for the loyal support given the team. Throughout the whole season, the Rooters were always on hand and did their part in instilling into -the men the spirit of fight , During the past years many a score has been heldidown and victories won because of the loyal support from the side lines. Cornell has an enviable repu- tation because of her spirit and en- thusiasm shown to teams upholding the Purple and White. May she al- ways stand foremost in true college spirit and victory will crown her ef- forts. Howard N. Twogood. ool in the state, was affectediby the miss their turn so that we can not 1 F V James E. Irwin, Coach 1 The Foot Ball Field X J lash w , , .---Jw, , . .. ,- .-.. W.. - Dynax. x, . :rx 21' .. -..-M , - .L-.--.,.,.J iwfzaarw -.VA .s:'f1fgf7 ---ff '1-1451 'K .Www wa,AlL,'-1 ,M-V -g, -,,, K4 ,.,,,,.. ,5A....,.-..n..,fQ ,A-gy, -...--,...- ... .-,,.J-.- ---Y -V-V...x-..f. -., - -- --.rf . - --Y-..--.. e fl- v,:..,-..,..,,,,.....,w,V -,,.,.. -,,,,...-M-V ff:--Q, fd., ,, Q-.-,A-4uf,g.,,1--.- . , ,, ,-fe-Q, .f-V - :. ' ---f T--:TTY-4 -rv-M1----H- r1 '-- f -2 - '- - '-'-- - ' ' K- N 1' 'X ' 'A' ' ' '-' ' - A ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '-' -v The Foot Ball Team 1906 Ames. A e i Well' Welll Now whaldoyoullnnliol: lhal? Bul you coulclnlexpecl aqylhmq' else from ll1ose husky guys. Wu wail. Creigbfon. n Whal l Piqainl Well liavenm brace up some,I.see llldl. ' Alumni. 4 And lhey are lellinq llwose olol logies wallow 'em. Thals olisgusllng. Deallloinea. , H This isfieree. They musl' break ll'lI5 hoodoo al Grinnell or busl I belive lheifll do il loo. Grinnell And lliere ilvgoes aqam. ,Bul lliere is one consolalion we can swal Coe anyhow V Coe. Thals enough. A I olonl like fool ball anpwaykhey oughl lo pass a lawlo slop il. ff' I , Q l Z C es C +4 'i C 5 C X 3 .P , all il. ornga 'lfhal' one ns all 5? rroyhl fora slarlizr l xt X Cliugl' 8 Z Coe,.I I H1 5 b P bfyli. Win Hflsfef fm' learn llns year Q aflerall. V. ' Lennox. 1 M G d h,I' fiwio. ,, qsrrqfrzrrrr. ro - W 'ball lhls year. ' A MINS Wonderwhy l 'W .I .. ' YI C .liz L 9 E. 'l' I0 5 Grmnell G 5 This I5 business. Q - Base ball lsmlqllly V - 5 inleresllnq when X lr . you come lo know ni Q ., y 1 clue . 5 Lennox. u g Swalhm again lhere boys our ellnnq lo be req u r l 5 llek Jf ff .- 'bi ,W qla lon . Y . WM. Grinnell. Down lo il' now. Ah! lhali bealnem wilh your eyes shul. . Iowa. o' ,f fi' lrrlfrafri. ru a Wail 'llll nexr' qame. Iowa. I IJDU 50, A reqular. 5 KI NCH. Ames. l Wowl look alem wallow lhose farmers. 'lqhals rich. Normal. Ho-- -oooe Say. were aboul lheonly players rn rn llns precincl. No? Coe. Oll.we're wlllmg lohumorem a llllle so lon as we qel lheilale Championship. Ifaav 152111 TIE. iowa STATE CHAMPIONSHIP-SEASON '06. The base ball season of 706 opened with prospects poor and enthusiasm at ia low ebb. Only five of the old men were back in school and Frei, sub- pitcher of the year before was the sole candidate for the box. Lester Storey, former Iowa captain, was secured as coach, and he immediately took hold of the material with such snap and vigor that many new men came out to work. The first A s A ' game was played with the State Normal at Cor- nell's grounds in bitter cold weather, Cornell winning five to four. Another week 's hard work did wonders for the team and on the following Saturday, contrary to all expectations, Cornell soundly trounced Coe at Cedar Rapids to the tune of seven to one. The team gained much in both experience and confidence from the Coe game, and after playing Lennox a ligh practice game the third Saturday of the season, winning three to nothing, work was begun for the Grin- nell game. Playing to win -and keyed to thc highest pitch Cornell took Grinnell into camp twelve and four, pounding the two Grinnell pitchers all over the lot. The following Tues-- day Cornell m-ade a trip up to I-Iopkinton win- . ning a difficult game from the plucky Lennox Svlvw L- 0180-1' Captain team by the score of two to one. On Friday May Sth, Cornell defeated Grinnell at Grinnell in ia slugging match the score being fourteen to eight. The next day with six straight -games to her credit Cornell met Io-wa on the University grounds, and Frei, pitching his second straight day lost to the University by the score of three to nothing. But the game left many if's in the minds of the Cornell rooters. On the following Saturday morning, the fifteenth of May, before a large May Festival crowd numbering almost a thousand, Cornell out-played Iowa at every turn, batted Kent out of the box and won handily, seven to three. The following Tuesday Cornell played Ames the one match contest that was to decide the State Championship. The game opened by Ames securing five runs in the first two innings, while the boys in royal purple played like school children. .But in the third inning Cornell woke up and from then on for nine straight innings not a single Ames man scored. In the fifth the game was tied iive to live, and in the twelfth Cornell Won, by securing one tally, the most spectacular game of the season. ' On May 30th, Norlllal Cornell A163111 si011f01' derflllll' dred and team- , Walt and the r inspired 1 as the he outl1eC'- into his ' among hi shown bg whipped eueigy ca his succe the most losing ga 'lighting- throught' team fha. C1 C C C C C C C C C C S111 Hb. ev AF Old llilt :St ip. ell Pk lg ll ie in me 8 lg 11- lC P ll k 'L .i t e it e. 'ls 12 ze .en ie DY hi Normal was downed six to one, but on the fourth of June, Cornell lost her last game to Coe, a team which was considered the poorest in the state. Cornell secured twelve hits to Coe's four but lost by sleepy base running and hard luck. Commencement day, the team celebrated by whalloping the semi-professional Central City team, seventeen to five, Coach Storey accepting the box during the carnival. A As a summary, the most characteristic part of the team was its pluck. A team that was never unnerved and never beaten until the umpire 's deci- sion for the last man -was heard. Coupled with this the team was a won- derfully strong batting aggregation, every man batting between two hun- dred and fifty and three hundred per cent which is remarkable for a college team. V , Walter Frei deserves much credit because of his hard consistent work, and the readiness of the big fellow to do more than his share at all times inspired much spirit into the team. Capt. Cleson will probably stand out as the best captain an-d the 'best all around ball player that ever stepped on the Cornell diainond. He played always to win and urged this feeling into his team-mates. He played clean ball and made many friends, even among his opponents, by his manly tactics. Coach Storey 's success is best shown by the team's marvelous record. With miserable prospects he whipped into shape a team that won the state championship. His tact and energy called out the best that was in the men and in that lay the secret of his success. Lester Storey made many friends in Cornell and was probably the m-ost popular coach we ever had here. By his clever headwork many a losing game was turned to a winning, and the spirit of iight-clean hard fighting-fwhich he instilled into the whole squad, marked the team 's play throughout the state-games. Cornell is justly proud of her '06 team, a team that by pluck won the State Championship. Svummarg nf Svraann Cornell Normall Cornell Coe .... Cornell Lennox Cornell Grinnell Cornell Lennox Cornell Grinnell Cornell Iowa- , - Cornell Iowa- - - Cornell Ames - -. Cornell Normal - Cornell Coe .... ,,.., F M .. , M, .IV M M f--, ...Ma -,,-.amy ,.,...c.......---V , ,, , ,. -. f-.. -V - V x L - . ' ff '-11 ' V'-.. ':.: !! ': ft',.. f:',.' L,.,.g::': ,g.,w-,- --...... ..-----W , -0v:'fj'T 'Y '.- Lf-3 Sl'- V.. , -.., ,,. ,. -,...-,.......-, V -- 1' -.-Q' 1. , ...........-..,.....- ..... ,, - , , , V . - - W- , ' -74-w . , . .......--. ,.... . ,.- 4 , - K I- dw, uQ,,.,.,.-,, --.f va. . . -s--f - ' 74- The Base Ball Team. , ,..,,f- ' 'Q' Y, ---- W 'Z 4-1 S, Roseberry and Frei, Battery The Track Tggm 1906 is BOT fully divertei Th- have 115 the pai spriugi ing Hs eve1'5Th the team a very 'W . bm Mt. Yer li Ph Coe, Qu Hu Coruel 1 T ink nell. QU HI S111 ghd: L2 Mal Hell. QI Hr Cc Si S1 Ti Ulrark 526151111 TIE. . With tennis and base ball teams playing at state championship gait it is not strange that much of the interest and support which perhaps right- fully should have fallen to the track team during the spring of 1906 was diverted to other more successful lines of athletic activity. .The same limitations which ' ' have hindered the track teams of the past seasons were present last 'spring to help the team from reach- ing its best development, yet with everything taken into consideration the team may be said to have made a very creditable showing. Summary of Coe-Cornell Meet, Mt. Vernon, June 2, 1906: 100 YARD DASH, 10 2-5. Phillips, Cornell, lst, Martin, Coe, 2nd, Myers, Coe, 3rd, 1 MILE RUN, 4:53 2-5. I-Iurlburt, Cornell, lst, Reed, Cornell, 2nd, Van Evera, Coe, 3rd. 120 YARD HURDLEs, 18. , Tinkham, Coe, lst, Smith, Cor- L nell, 2nd, Kramer, Cornell, 3rd. HIGH JUMP, 5 FEET, 4?-yi. Smith, Cornell, lst, Pyle, Coe 2nd, Larimer, Coe, 3rd. 7 220 YARD DAsH, 22. , Martin, Coe, lst, Phillips, Cor- nell, 2nd , Wagner, Coe, 3rd, Fred Smith, Captain - HALF 'MILE RUN, 2:11 2-5. I Hurlburt, Cornell, lst, Mangun, Cornell, 2nd, Swearington, Coe, 3rd. ' 1 MILE RELAY. Coe, 3:55 2-5. U . 1 2 MILE RUN, 11:15. ' Simmons, Coe, lst, Ratsch, Coe, 2nd, Van Evera, Coe, 3rd BROAD JUMP, 19 FEET, 715. Smith, Cornell, lst, Tinkham, Coe, 2nd, Fink, Coe, 3rd. 220 I-IURDLES, 29. Tinkham, Coe, lst, Thomas, Coe, 2nd-, Peisen, Cornell, 3rd. HALF MILE RELAY. Coe, 1:41 2-5. g ' Discus, 92 FEET, 5. Myers, Coe, lst, Ratsch, Coe, 2nd, McQuilkin, Cornell, 3rd. ' 440 YARD DAsH, 54:3. Myers, Coe, 1st, Martin, Coe, 2nd, Smith, Cornell, 3rd. HAMMER THROW, 101 FEET, SBA. McEwen, Coe, 1st, Aston, Coe, 2nd, Fowler, Cornell, 3rd, A POLE VAULT, 9 FEET, 4. Lusk, Cornell, 1st, Fink, Coe, 2nd, Ainslee, Coe, 3rd. SHOT PUT, 33 FEET, 6. Myers, Coe, lst, Peisen, Cornell, 2nd, Moison, Coe, 3rd. Total-Coe, 86, Cornell, 50. ' ' p Eftnniz. The Tennis Association has recently been placed under the manage- ment of the Athletic Association, which assures it a bright future. The tennis season of 1906 was a continual glorious round of victory, and the universal success of our tennis ,teams brought to us great renown through- out the Middle West. Walter Hayes, the captain of last year 's team, put much enthusiasm into the sport and brought about a great revival of interest in tennis. He won every meet he entered. Coe was twice defeated with great ease. Cn one -occasion Hayes defeated Goodyear, the captain of the Coe team, winning eighteen straight games, and in the return tourna- ment Coe was unable to reac'h the finals in either singles or doubles. Ames and Grinnell also were defeated. Hayes won the state championship in singles with comparative ease, and soon afterward in Chicago won the Western Intercollegiate championship. He also won the great Middle West Tournament. Hayes and McQuilkin easily won the State Championship in the doubles and entered the finals in the Western Intercollegiate Tourna- ment, but were defeated by the University of Chicago after a great contest. While most of the attention was centered on Hayes, yet the second team, composed of Hiller and Trousdale, made a very creditable showing, and are deserving of the highest praise. Gulf. g 3 The golf grounds are situated about one-half mile from the college. The farmers in the vicinity have very 'kindly granted the use of the land, making the cost of equipment within the reach of all that wish to partici- pate. The association is managed by Mr. Grant Reeder who is very much interested in the sport, and welcomes all players. There are nine holes and the best score C395 was made by Mr. McKee -of the class of 1906. 1 5 V v r E l F I F . k .-.fqd f 'ligiff-'.....- ,.. 5 4 l 1 i GIRL S A THLE Hes 2 V7 M f x , Elm , V I X' Wffffyff ym X I . 1 . 1 I ' 1 P A KN :MIR .94 Hx' - X 1,, dv, xr. U xxlmmxxh .2 , ' I 1 I-. xx.-l . N ll H 1 ul-- ll ,XXu 'w1ul lx Nu U1 WYurf ? Xlfwfflrff X ' f'5 Av- RM N QA., x 4' -5 1 fa 1.4 H , 1 Dooley VL , Ji. Qs? ' 1 .iff . fx , ' ' V , fi ,g y f 4 Yr , M M E N its 1 I .+C hinl , -apchm .fHImy. his. g ' Jim time. I crowd, ' Aup Nan , Grape I afther 4 ' 'dacentq 01- .I 5' A- iltlr. Bunbeg nn Girlz Athlvtirn ateGln1'nvl1. It 's glad to see ye back agin, I am, said Mr. Hennessy, entering Mr. Dooley 's place of business one morning in the l-ate fall. And it 's gr-rateful I am to be back agin in me own dummysill, said Mr. Dooley, with a deep sigh. Hinnissy, they say that tr-ravel broadens the moind. Faith me own poor moind has . I . - been broadened enoof thin. For instince, whin I was in Ioway, I wint wi' me brother- in-law doon to a little school called Cornell Colledge where me niece Nora is larning to talk like a book and be a lady. Wan day wiles we was there Jimmy says, 'Coom, Mar- tin,' says he, 'accordin' to Nora we are to go doon to a place doon here called Ash Park to see th' gur-rls do Feezical Trainin', says he, hesitatin' like. . Do what? says I. Says he, Do Feezical Trainin'. And for what? I says. 'CTO develop your brain, he says. I see he didn 't know, what it was, but we wint to a pr-ritty place full iv threes an' bright sunshine, where they was a lot of gur-rls. They was good-appearin' gur-rls but was settin' an' standin' ar-round in clothes that no lady shud wear. Nora came up to us an' I turned me back. Nora says, What 's th' mather, Uncle Mar-rtin? says she in 'her grand society language, she has learned so fine. Says I, recoverin' a bit, I shud think you forgot your petticoats, I says, without thurnin' 'round. Nora samed Champifms Offhe World to think it was amusin'. Says she, How funny. She says, This is me Jim suit. Me brither-in-law says it ain't his. Nelle Edmunds on Captain Junior Basket Ball Team Jim must be a frind. They was a big crowd under th' threes by this time. Both crowds 'had their frinds that give th' colledge cries. Says one crowd, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty. Ate Ate Ate Chew 'im up chew 'im up Naughty, Naughty a'te, 'an' th' other says, Malty Vity Cery Fruty Grape Nuts an' Lovee can we bate th' Juniors, why iv course. Well, afther awhile they got down to wur-ruk. A gud appearin' woman in dacent clothes blew a w'hist1e. Th' gur-rls all in thir frind's clothes-J im, Slick or Harry-run out on th' sandy place. Th' young woman dressed raspectable threw a. round fut ball in th' air. 4 I've seen la-ads go mad over gettin' a fut ball down but I' niver see sich jumpin' an' runnin' an' yellin' to keep a fut ball off th' ground. VVan gur-rl grabbed th' fut ball an' threw it to a frind. Th' frind threw it acrost th' way, 'but befure th gur-rl who was rachin' fur it and get it, -anither wan sat on it. Do y' know what is it, says I to Jimmy. Says he, Divil th' bit do I, he says. All this time young Nora was standin' back takin' no hand in th' affray. All iv a suddint she give a cry iv joy an' jump in th' air. She had the ball but instid of keepin' it, give it a. throw at a pole with a barrel hoop on 't. Bas- ket, says th' umpire. 'Where, says I toa la-ad. Says he, Where, what? The Basket, says I. They're playing Basket Ball, says he. Just thin Nora came runnin' all red an' brathin' quick. We bate, says she. What is it? says I. 'cThe Juniors have fth' victhry, she says. '4What are you doin'? says I. Playin' Basket Ball, she says. 'WVQ won th' cup frim th Sophomores, we 're champeens, ' says she. Nolie Edmondson is our cap 'n. Th' rayturns ar-re I6-9. We looked knowin'. 'CDO you want to see th' ither games? says Nora. Iv coorse we did. We wandhered to anither sandy' place like th' furst, but a iish-net war-re acrost it. Gur-rls an' la-ads fr 'm th' colledge was bounein' rubber-balls' acrost th' net with bats. This is tinnis, says Nora. 'CA very profitable game, I says wise like. We watched that awhile. Thin we wint to a field an' they was more gur-rls with shinney sticks hittin' balls. Says Nora, This is hockey. We have two foin teams. They was some talk iv goin' in th' avenin' to th' goluf links. Jimmy and I were not discouraged at all, at all, but we didn 't go. They are all dootless noble spoorts, but divil th' bit can I apprayciate thim. A Normal Class in Physical Training M W! ,,! . ' e 1 ' V! h K Yfhwfi K Z, X 1 The Hockey Team o 1 A Hockey Scene I Sy ' 454 SEQ -3 '- i fxl' YN ' 5' ' J f A 2 I R 1 rm. f, r I -cv' I Y, JK - N -1' M 4 s 1 . Y , A f - 4 Rf- f S X . 1 -Z Q M, 97 Vx N 4 . A9 1 .' V N405 1 . I X x Ki ev' ly .nv ,f ilil- ,,Q14,7Q. 4' 7 WQL1 676 -a f ? su 4- 5 Q t I , r, . N .- Il 1 5 Uhr rvrkn 4 w f C SOPHOCLES 5 - , l'I'7.-. 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He said that originally everyone was named Smith, but as time Went on-va peculiarity-of time-and people, one byone, committed some evil deed their names were changed, so that to-day -those persons bearing the name of Smith represent those who, by their upright character and spotless integrity, have kept their name up to its original pure and saint-likelreputation. In order that the World at large may recognize how many of these altogether Worthy persons there are in our midst we have persuaded the last remnants of the great house of Smith to cease from their studies and devotions long enough to have a photo- graph of their sainted figures taken. It is herewith reproduced-Ed. Note. l. A Qlull I i Zlinunhrr unit Glhaprrnn. Mary Elizabeth Smith. Glharter iliemhvrxi ' Charles Pixley Smith g Vera Content Smith Herman Kenneth Smith Neva Rebecca Smith Emery Ensfield Smith Eslie Viola Smith Leonard Claire Smith S L Clifton C. Smith Gordon 'Pitman Smith . New illilemhrra ' Clifford Smith X ' A A b LeRoy .Schmidt 'Clarence Jennings Smith Marie Elizabeth Schmidt ' L i Albert Lee Smith - A Mark S7heep,' 'Alfred Hershey'Smith ' Aleck Alfonso Smith A Three persons were left to look after the school and so do not appear in the picture. V uHarriet Smith V Alice Smith Florence Smith I -gn,,,f, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..w.,- .a -W. , .wma .- '..i.,.,...,... W.. . M..- ,,. . cm... V. .. v V - t,-vf-..... ,,,,.:,,. -.- 0.4, A ,1,,,...J., 1,-F Alpha Rho Tau Semors - W3 .bf I LITERHR Y Q v-v--r'AwQ-'v:'gfM,.-.,-.h- i , ...I T w ! x A , With hands outstretched to J ove does cry, 4 1 Behind the Trojan ramparts high! V Q O, thou of Grecian race most bold! i , x u I ,. Flhv Svtnrm ' if 1 From Virgil D I! T once, with sullen swish and roar, Eurus, Notus, and 'swift Sirocco Z e Snatch up, and hurl the ocean o'er, A 1 f And beat against the rocky shore ' y ! 1 il The surging, seething billow. , V- The seamen rend the air with cries, Midst stretched cords that wail and weep, Black clouds snatch back from Trojan 's eyes 5 The Heavens, and day fast fading dies, V Q While sable night broods o'er the deep. L 5 It While to and fro the poles, between, , There rolls the roaring thunder 'sbreathz it Athwart the Heavens, glaring and green, t 'r Af Is darting, zig zag lightning seen e T And Nature threatens all with death. gl Aeneas, benumbed with fear and dread, 11 it it O! men! by fairer fortune led, Who 'neath their father 's eyes fell dead i Thou prince from out Aetolean land! E W'hy didst thou not in days of old l - This body leave in Grecian fold, And free this soul with thy right- hand? A , Or there permit that I might die, T Where prostrate by Achilles' swords, f Stern Hector 's rigid form does lie, i Where Sarpedon with wild, shrill cry 1 1 Was slain by cruel.Grecian hordes? ' 1 ' W'hy didst thou not there spill my blood WVhere Simoia snatched' away our braves? H , Their helmets, hurled into the flood, . She has filled with iilthy mud, 1 Theirwshields she rolls beneath her waves. 'i I 3 Jw it .P lr 1 f! rv the wasi nun ered in tl Seve and sion. him in-hi wah typi fact mine jum cap attea Red awlr eport C3112 1116, dxnv on 1 Over the 4 and lant S0111 wiii i0Hs ., its fm Eillnrfa Bnriainn. E stopped before the Bentley station on time. It was a nerve- racking run, I can assure you. I have been inspecting for the I. C. now quite a number of years and have hit the North Division track a good clip many a time, buttthe way Dillon with old H77 and six loaded Pullman sleepers kicked up the dust that night beat all previous records of my experience. The track wasn't at its best in 'those days, either, an-d grades and curves were too numerous toimention, but 77 stuck faithfully to the rails and we cov- ered the irst hundred miles at a fifty mile gait and made up thirty minutes in the-bargain. It was Dillon 's first passenger run, too, for he and 'cold Seventy Seven, 'I' as he call-ed her, had been drafted from the freight service and ordered to pull No. 2, the limited night passenger over the North Divi- sion. It was a risky thing -to do, but Cox, the Master-Mechanic, considered him the best freight engineer on the division and so placed the confidence in him. The events of that nightshowed that ithad not been misplaced. . After the train had -stopped, I sat quietly on the fireman 's ,seat and watche-d Dillon as 'he lighted his coal-oil torch and filled his oil-can. A typical American locomotive driver, short and stout, with la round serious face whose firmly set mouth and jaws showed a certain strength and deter- mination -of character. His dress was the regulation suit of 'an engineer, jumper and overall-s, with a red bandanna about his neck and a well greased cap to shade his eyes. 'As he dropped out to fill the oil-cups, I turned my att-ention to Red McCurdy, the fireman who cracked coal in the tender. Red was the most popular co-al-thrower we ever had on our division. An awkward, overgrowniIri-shman with a heart that had grown in true pro- portion with his enormous body. I had known him for several 'years and can never remember of meeting him when he was not whistling or singing. The fireman had finished his work in the cab, and now took a seat beside me, sliding the cab window open as he did so. We leaned -out of the win- dow together. In the flaring, smoking light of the oil-torch which stood on the massive connecting rod we could see the form 'of Dillon hanging over the top of a mighty driver, as he oiled the -axle bearings. Morgan, the -conductor, now came ahead with his green b'anded lantern in one hand, and the order in the other. As he pa-ssed the cab he looked up and the lantern light falling on my face he recognized me and stopped. UI-Iello, Davis, are you on to-night? What's.11p? Got orders to do some night inspecting? V . Oh, no, I replied, just thought I'd take a fast run over the line with Dillon and see how the road-bed feels when 'a man isn't on the cush- ions. Well, we've kicked up a little dust coming down, but these orders , .,---,. . ..,., ..,, l say 4more'. We 'll have to lose afew minutes waiting for that extra, Dill,'5 he continued, addressing the engineer, who had come back to the cab, -oil! can and torch in hand, 'abut we can hit the high spots when We get clear. How 's your time? Dillon took out his watch. '4Two, twenty three. I I On the dot. '4Well, Morgan, how are Mary and the kid getting along back on the cushions 'ii . 'fThey've turned in some time ago. The little rascal didn't want to go to sleep though. He said he wanted to ride with his 'dadee in the big too-too car !' , - '4Bless his little soul! He'll make an engineer yet. Mary '-s taking' him down to see the old folks and his Grandad'l never forgive me if any harm came to the little chap. Dillon took the order sheet and placing the torch on the tender-step, read. the order carefully. He then pas-sed it up to me saying, ' 'fRead it, Davis, I've got to oil up the other side. i - I Begorry, Dill, broke in Red, me tender tank is about droi, we'd better 'take on a joog-ful while we wait. Alright, Red, answered Dill-on, picking up his torch and starting ar-ound the head-end. V They're all a-board, Dill, pull down to the tank whenever you get ready. Morgan 'turned and walked back along the train. I sprang down from my seat and holding the order sheet 'up before the guage-lamp, read,- V NO, 2 WILL WAIT ON MAIN FOR EXTRA NO. 92 FROM SOUTH DUE AT 2:30. MAKE' UP LOST TIME AND RUN ON SCHED ULE. A Cooley, Deispatcherf' T'he whole situation was clear to me in an instant for I was 'well acquainted with the Bentley yards. The Q. Sz M., and I.. C. tracks crossed each other almost at right angles, and at the crossing stood the high inter- locking switch tower with its numerous switch and semaphore levers. About a. hundred yards north of the crossing stood the I. C. Station house at whose platform our train now stood. About the same distance south of the crossing st-ood a semaphore pole and not ten yards beyond this the nor'th-end switch of the long half mile siding. Some hundred yards below the switch- and on t'he west side of the main track stood the large water- tank andpumping station. The swinging water-crane sto-od 'between the main track and the siding so that trains on either track could take on water. It was at this crane that we were to fill up the tender and wait for the extra. 0 1 1 r l vi -4. .J 'i is 'Q fi I .l 1 ,nf-.... -' x 4. , I 'l i T .DW ofder Sh' mto 1155 firemfilll Sl0W1y:Y Redillad hole., A manhole water 35 down iii . HBE ohgin Dillm oofrimm. EEQ'c1,FES?,cr1:, QE-: f:'i.f5+SEEv- CD U v':'p'E31Q-E m.Qdf9Qpo-Q.. ae' irq 2 , - I :I , 2 5 -Q -9- ' - I Itshalf she roan now with a whistle 1O0ked af fI'0I11 the At that n 111 anoth arent wc ellglneerl Cllrdy W 31111 seen mltlcetlr and the: Was dw 5 :r 5' .us At Dillon now swung into the cab and blew out the torch. I passed the order sheet over to him and he tucked it into his jumper pocket, climbed into his seat, released the air and opened the throttle slowly. I 'took the fireman 's seat and pulled the bell-rope while Red gave the 'fire a light feed. Slowly we moved across the Q. 85 M. tracks and down to the water crane. Red had already clambered back over the coal pile and uncovered the 'man- hole. At a signal from his lantern the mighty train stopped with the man-hole directly opposite the crane, and I could hear the rushing of thc water as it filled the tender-tank. Wlien the fireman was about to swing down into the cab again, he exclaimed, Begorry, Dill, thar comes the extree now. Our waitin' rwon't be long. Dillon and I both looked -out ahead and sure enough the extra's head- light had appeared over the brow of the hill. The long freight began to descend the three-mile grade to the siding switch. McCurdy set the injec- tor to working, shook down the ashes from the grates and threw more coal on., The indicator on the steam guage advanced steadily until the safety opened under the high pressure and the steam escaped with a hissing roar. Dillon watched the oncoming train. Finally Red straightened himself after a shovelful. Whoi in the name of Saint Pathrick don 't ye pull down to the switch? It 's half a mile down thare. Plenty of time, Red, after 92 stops. Dillon kept his eyes fixed on the headlight of the -onrushing freight as she roared down the grade. I was' watching her, too, as on, on she came, now within half a mile of the switch and faster than ever. I was expecting a whistle for brakes. It seemed as if the whistle would .never come. I looked across the cab at Dillon. His face partially lighted by the glow from the open furnace door was cloud-ed with an expression of anxiety. At that moment came the expected whistle and Dillon 's face cleared. But in another moment 92 shrieked again,--Great Heavens, the brakes aren't working! The thought fairly stunned me. They must work! The engineer on 92 was now shrieking signals of distress and danger. Mc- Curdy, who had been sweeping the cab floor, leaned out from the gang-way and seeing that a wreck was inevitable, fainted from fright and fell un- noticed out upon 'the road-bed. I looked out ahead at the run away train and then acro-ss at Dillon. His face under the layer of grease and soot was deathly white. What was to be id-one? I leaped from my seat. Back! Back! I cried. Q t His handinstinctively seized the reverse. As one man we turned to the light 'on the semaphore post. The red light of danger flared back at us. A Q. Sa' M. freight was passing over the crossing. With this last hope of escape gone I stood as one dazed. I looked at Dillon. Great drops of sweat stood on his brow. In his eyes was a look of agony. The hair upon his temples seemed to have turned gray in a single moment. Oh! Godf' he cried, help me to save these people and my wife and childf' A , Suddenly his manner changed and his self-possession returned. up He turned upon me with a desperate, determined look. Cut the air and break us from the train, he cried. With one leap I was out thru the gang-way up-on the siding road--bed, dimly lighted by the head-light of 92 now only about five hundred yards away. Could I reach the draw-bar in time? That was the gre-at question that roared in my brain. Staggering to the rear end of the tender I fumbled in the darkness for the cut-off valve on the coach. Providence placed my hands upon it and I closed it in a twinkling., Grasping the draw-bar lever, I jerked it up, then yelled with all my might. Dillon heard me and opened the throttle wide. Seven-ty-Seven fairly leaped from the spot where she stood. The terrihc force 'of the engine jerked me forward upon the ties before I could release my grip on the draw-bar lever. I dragged myself outside the right-hand rail expecting to see Dillon leap from the flying engine. But he stayed at his post. I could see the form of his head and shoulders as he leaned from the cab-window. -He was rushing into certain death and I did not wish to see him die, but a certain indescribable fascination forced, me to watch the terrific collision. The engines were close together now, and the headlights fairly stared each other in the face. They met with deafening roar and crash, rearing like two mighty blood-hounds in a iight. They poised for a moment in a cloud of steam and vapor, then fell into a massive, steaming heap of mangled iron and steelq The freight cars, driven on by their own momentum, piled themselves high upon the mass of wreckage. . We dragged Dillon out from under the over-turned tender which had miraculously protected him from being crushed. His body was 'terribly bruised and scalded, and seemed absolutely lifeless. We stretched him out on the gravel road-bed and there his brave lit-tle wife knelt tenderly over him. I never had taken much stock indreligion before that time. VVe railroaders always claim we don 't have time for it, but when the scores of good people came out of those Pullmans that night and kneeling down on that railroad grade thanked the Lord for this man who was willing to risk his life for theirs and prayed earnestly that his life might be spared, it set me to thinking. You ask whether Dillon got well? Yes, after months of tender nursing he pulled thru, but he never went back on the run again for his nerves were shattered, and he couldn't stand the pressure. He 's now General Supply Superintendent and O. K. 's all goods that the I. C. buys. OHIY tioI1S tecl ' ance. On event ' Lizzie C 2 llweurff this 110011 had 110 2 it so stif onthe ci there an Sitt cheeks ii the scor Peer G pretatioi she said up, I am the notes shone in have bw fleeting g eluded 11 left the 1 lt ii gflldeu, could 1-, October gracious the 00111 had left and dist G3'ut ' again ai lr llpgn He 59 lcilp ted bv estion der I denge 53 The Pillon zlped l me F-bar illon 2 the He ut a sion. each like oud Tled un, .ad ily wut .er Ve 'es .vii HS dj I er 11 e. C A Efrull-Banu: i I HE keenest interest was beginning to be felt on account of the ap- proaching contest. A scholarship had been offered by an eastern conservatory of music to the pupils of the college conservatory. It had been given out that Prof. Neitz, a director of the eastern school itself, would be present as one of the judges at the concert. Only piano pupils were eligible and upon them there were but three condi- tions imposed, -that each should make his -own selection, should solve its technical difficulties and interpret its musical qualities without any assist- ance. On the day of the contest there was much discussion of the coming event. '4Who are the contestants anyhow? I can't find out,'7 exclaimed Lizzie Carpenter from her seat on the s'teps leading into the main building. Well, ventured Louise Gray, f4I asked Prof. Downey very pointedly this noon if any of his pupils were going to compete and he said that he had no authority to tell if he knew. I don 't see why they -are keeping it so still, said another. Because they-want a crowd, they are working on the curiosity of you girls, laughed one of the boys. V We shall all be there anyway, ' concluded Earl Miller as they went in to class. Sitting at the piano at this very moment was Margaret Oonway. I-Ier cheeks were flushed and her eyes were drawn and tired. Before her was the score of Greig's P-eer Gyntl' suite, lying at 'her hand was Ibsen's 'cPeer Gynt, from which she had hoped to get inspiration for her inter- pretation of the fantastic melodies and harmonies. Its all of no use, ' she s-aid aloud, I do not understand this music. I'd,like to give it all up, I am so tired of it. A half-sob choked her for a second. HI can play the notes but -the -spirit of it is lacking. A wonderful, far away light shone in her eyes at that moment which, to a sympathetic observer, would have been evidence sufficient that already there had burst on her vision a fleeting an-d burning glimpse of that very spirit which she believed had eluded her. Dejectedly, she folded up her music, put on her hat and left the house. 1 It was a beautiful October day. The air was soft and mellow and golden. Ripeness and richness and harvest filled the eye wherever eye could rest. Birds' songs were ecstatic with melody as -tho the gol-den October sun had run molten into their throats. Restful nature ministered graci-ously to the agitated heart and mind of the girl as she walked out into the country, scarce, at first, kn-owing whither. Irt was not long ere she had left behind college and campus, piano and book, had left too, weariness and discouragement, had left all but the melodies and harmoniesfof Peer Gyntuiwhich surged through her brain -singing themselves over and over again as she walked. A - .,-M-.., V .,-.. . It was almost sundown when she found herself indeed in the country. She sat down torest on the bank of a creek. As far as she could -see the late sun sent rosy shafts of light over yellow iield and variegated forest. A delicate blue haze was sifting itself over all the landscape. Margaret looked and dreamed until her eyes lostinthe-ir focus and she saw nothing but blurs of reds and blues and golds. Suddenly, to her astonishment, on the bank' opposite, a swirling eddy of leaves cleared aw-ay and left in their place a. little creature no higher than your knee. She hadn t time to be surprised before another and another and yet another dropped noiselessly from the leafy boughs overhead. In less than a minute there were thirty or more of the little bronze men dancing and playing on the falling leaves in a V 1' S , E754 is N z 5.9 5'-N, VW P! ? Z , f X XV' ' gf LX S qt- If , ' , ff - ' - 'f' 1 . 7 MP9, . lgflfli ' .4 E jf ' IJ X Qi 1 av' I , M. 1 , ,fy - i if u .ff U , ,lf . l u ,-I, .lxh -I ,tgqxlclyfzlm-sglpxx QA' I M X 1 ,. I . '-y-fy . x. ' u . ilX1Xll,JHIQ, f 1, -at - 4 t y N. Ai fee . W . ff Q .7 . ' 3:1-. ' 22 2- In f ? QED, - 24 'K fi- K X - X as y f. E 65 I f S, 7 3 I v' f' . .fu gif frenzy of mischief and madness. She heard music, too, familiar strains, snatches of something she faintly remembered. But now there Was a per- fect paroxysm of motion as the little men tumbled and danced and sang. Then giving air-piercing gshrieks they whirled away in an eddy of leaves and disappeared. I know, I know, cried Margaret. in surprised delight, they're trolls, trolls, trolls. I always did believe in fairies. Those trolls Peer Gynt saw were real! . ' U , . When Miss C011W3Y,100kGd4about shewwas startled at the oncoming dark116S5 home. Thr? 61109 Proj fail'-H 5 g011l6Sl3U lmusuali Neitz de' himself C and drea the madl throllgh l which Hill musician said he- 'e e Hiker UPS 3111? R06 51 used l e more S7 lr- 0' ,D . BS B -s darl ness and she felt stiff and chilly so she Jumped up quickly and started home Three of the contestants had been heard From his place in the audi ence Prof Emil Neitz muttered to himself after each one Stuff mediocre fair A spontaneous burst of applause greeted the appearance of the last contestant Margaret Conway The first movements of her suite were not unusual in any particular but presently the sensitive musical ear of Prof Weitz detected the entrance of a new feeling in the music He founl himself carried into the realm of wierd fantastic mystical magical whims and dreams That 1S art mused Prof Neitz He was made to feel the madness and the frenzy of the trolls as they whirled and swirleo through the air 'lhat is inspiration added Prof Neitz The spirit which animates all true music mingled ecstacy and pain carried the great musician for one brief instant into another world That is genius said he written ilirftg Bratz 'LQPITIP URN 'back Oh years swift passing I Oh time so cruel and cold' Lead me again to the portals Of the vanished days of old Fake me again to the hillside Where nature gave of her best Where beauty and learning :blended In making youth so blest. ' Where college halls bade entrance, And Chapel bells a welcome rung, Where knowledge e'er was honored, -- i Oh loud be her praises sung. Take back to her the message Of the love for her we bear, W That in the future 's darkening haze Still hold we her memory fair. Tell her we love her ever, Praise and honor to her bring, .. And though ,relentless time e'er bears us farther, Still to her we 'll ever cling. . P. O. Jlark, the Chirl ani! the rufvaanr. ITHOUT exception, without exaggeration, Jack was the most I careless fellow in school last year. It stuck out all over when one looked at him. Just the same, J ack 's a prince, anyone among the many cliques and classes would say. But this year, somehow, he has a new air of seriousness which strikes you rather strangely when you remember his old dare- devilish ways. Nevertheless, he is as great a fellow as ever, perhaps the most popular man in school. All during last year he had a girl whom he had singled out from the howling horde -of Bowman Hall lassies. In his pet phrase he styled Polly Morris as being, Hbright and winsome as April sunbeams on -a purling cas- cade waterfall,'7 which stock saying he was wont to repeat to his friends semi-occasionally until groans and threats would induce an unwilling let-up. - As far as college girls go,-and usually that is quite a way, -she typified very nearly his foolish phrase. Not only accomplished and bright, beloved by a host of friends, she had a certain winsome charm about her, a something inexplicable, unless one could call it pure bewitching femi- ninity. She believed implicitly in his demi-godlike perfections and he had always managed to hold her child-like or woman-like faith-they are synonyms - in him until one March afternoon. They were walking up the campus together, when with a level look at him she said earnestly, Iam 'awfully glad, J ack, you are better than most of the boys here. Some of them are pretty bad when it comes to marking chapel cards and 'things like that. And you just be sure, J ack, I'm glad you don't. '4Oh, that 's all right, he replied. Of course I wouldn't if I knew you thought it terribly wrong, but I -don 't know that and anyway I don't see the harm. Let 's cut the serious -act, Polly, don 't you think that this is too public a place to deliver a sermon? ' - All right, she cheerfully agreed, but I think that way even if you don't believe me. As they approached the main college building, she explained, I've got to go in here a moment to get a note book I left this morningf' A Lead on, he assented and fo-llowed carelessly after. Up the empty hall he ambled, speculating how ecstatic it would be to blow a tiny kiss through one of the curling tendrils of hair which escaped in confused rings from under the heavy ,brown coils massed above her white neck. He could not know 'that a new light of merriment and mischief was sparkling in her distracting blue eyes, but he wondered, as t'hey turned into the door of the recitation room, at the whimsicalness of her nature, since she had evidently I caSf aside debris Of ledge: 1 4 IY0 UNO NYG neXl3 You HI I variefl' 0 Sma1'l1J13 Pr: est cornel the curi01 he had 34 from bill Jacks eye from any when two through T colicemin Here fail Ho rest of tf With a f be none. supper! In C1 her look 1 leiilled ovc To w Weil? lun At tl SPPGHII or Meal time set feminine Colllltfbllg hat ill 01 it Xvas S: . HT, Smile. 1 1110513 Over nee, 'P say, lSl1eSs dare- S the I1 the Polly F 033. lends lling - she ight her, emi- had are x ,ook han L to mck, iew l rn 't this you got Ply Ikiss ngs uld her the ntly cast aside all her previous sober thoughts for an overwhelming jollity and accordingly he spoke, after they had rescued the book from the piled-up debris of papers on the professor 's desk an-d had found a seat on the window -ledge, - P You're quite a wonder, aren't you? C CNO. 7 7 You are, because one minute you are in the mood for crying and the next you smileuall over your facef' I do, do I? I suppose you believe in the much talked-of infinite variety of woman, but I can show you a thing or two about yourself, Mr. Smartmanf' '4Pray how, lady,'7 he mockingly answered, as he drew from the near- est corner a folding screen and placed it before them, ostensibly to ward off the curious eye of anyone who, by chance, might come in. But just as he had again ensconsced hi-mself by her -side the door swung open and from behind their 'screen the unlucky pair saw three professors enter. Jack 7s eye took them in listlessly for he knew the screen held them immune from any prying gaze, but his look changed to one of startled astonishment, when two others followed. With the coming of several more it percolated through his head that one -of the famous faculty meetings was .on deck, concerning the doings of which much 'speculation goeth abroad each week. Here fairly' trapped were Polly and he! Holy horrors! Must they, he thought to himself, stay 'there the rest of the afternoon in durance vile and imminent peril of discovery? Wirth a frantic look he cast about for means of escape, but there seemed to benone. 'fWhat about Polly, he thought, and baseball practice and supper? X 1' ' In contrast with the dismay in his face, as he glanced at her, was her look of calm serenity. Startled -that she should take it-so lightly, he leaned over and said, Heavens, Polly, isn't this a deuce of a scrape ? To which she whispered lightly back, I think it is a great old lark. We're lucky to be here. Leti's lean back and 'enjoy it. At this he frowned and started to remonstrate, but 'after a bit instead spread out an unwilling grin. ' . 77 Meanwhile the Chair of History utilized the few moments before the time set for commencing in making his usual urbane round among the feminine portion. In this he was cult off by the advent of a benign, calm- countenanced individual who, advancing in a pigeon-toe step to the table, hat in one hand, gloves in the other, ,called the assemblage to order- for it was sadly needed- on the stroke of the clock. . -. T'would be a stroke to him if he couldn't, uttered. one bearded gentleman with acid-stained digitals to his neighbor, who forced a pained smihe. Instead of the solemnity and dignity which the unfortunates - - ' - - - w,,..4i..,.- .. - .--....i.........-q... -- , ,,-,......,,,,V.., gr Y.- . . , behind the screen expected would reign there was a continual bubbling over of effervescent spirits on the part of the younger members Soma, of the most turbulent paid no attention to the remarks of the presiding officer but kept in motion a continuous current of low voiced conversation Instead of being a place of solemn assemblage it Was rather like some meadow pasture where mighty draft animals having been rid of their burdens, capered with the abandon of young colts The helpless eavesdroppers had with many a nudge and whisper set tled down to engoy to the limit whatever might come except exposure Indeed Polly once giggled so that a sharp eyed professor with a puckered lower lip directed a look of suspicion at the screen They had been mtentlv listening to a sharp controversy between two gentlemen of scientific turn of mind regarding the merits and the demerits of the Engineering Depart ment and in the lull following they were having a whispered chat I-I was listening to her of course, and following idly with his eye the outlines of a flying pelican on the screen when he came around with a start at hear ing his name mentioned on the other side of his fortification Two of the learned gentlemen forgetting their love for each other in their combative ardor were indulging in volleys of argumentative com pliments One had endeavored to eulogize his system of chapel attendance marking, while the other had drawmgly. dealt with his decidedly contrary opinion They were further inspired by the Lay on Macduff look which rapidly -was appearingion the pleased faces of the others and in logomaic style were laying -on. The last gentleman who prided himself on his iconoclastic abilities, Could note see suh why such a senseless system of lying was so systematically encouraged by this erudite -pohtion of humanity heah And forthwith to 'back his arguments he cited some of the master liars whom he knew weekly traced two shining columns of the chapel card with white circles where black marks belonged. ' Jack s name headed the list! There could not have been more con- sternation apparent in his face if the floor had suddenly yawned before him Indeed, for a short moment he hoped that it would Then he attempted to reassure his gaunty air, although a swift flush stained his cheek as he felt the questioning, searching eyes -ofthe girl upon him. I .In this sudden stroke both forgot time, place, faculty and everything else. They would have rendered themselves liable to detection had not the rustle which was caused by the departure of several of the now dis- solved faculty body roused them. As the three foremost women went out J ack, even in his miserable abstraction, half noted that each one felt for her back-hair, but Polly wastoo sadly engrossed in puttin-g together the shat- tered fragments of her fallen god to notice their hats for the biased or unbiased cut of their gowns. I ' After the chair of history had departed in the wake of the feminine por'ii0U 03110115 strai' 1 the top hjmsell startle' 3 gecoi 3, flash the 1111 was S11 0tl1e1'S B1 recenti they SH' upon tl roundil conunoi J a l untrut H4 were 1 were d didn't H1 White i deep ol W1 believe out of but thi 'I though Bllded d0111e 4 mm, H he beg hallpel people D0se 1, W semen bling Some iding lfioll, Slime their . Set. sure, Bred 'ntly turn 131-'gi He ines .ear- ther om- nce ary ich .aic his em of of Lhe in- ni. to felt me mot -dis- out her 4 ai?- or llle portion, some of the other chair-holding gentlemen gathered in a -sort of caucus just by the screen and soon 'brilliant jokes began to fly about like stray meteors. One, ordinarily of serious face and eagle eye, clinched the top of the screen as a support in his weakening mirth. He recovered himself and his balance a-s the screen began to totter, but not before his startled eyes met two pairs of dismayed ones on the other side. Just for a second, then, with a wisdom bordering on the socratic, he assumed, like a flash, a mask of impassivity and an 'air of nonchalance. He realized the ultra-rich humor of the 'situation and decided that their recompense was sufficient without exposure. With that in mind, he departed with the others a little later, mum as the sphinx. p But Polly and Jack, ignorant of his good intentions, had forgotten the recent agitation in their fear of discovery. So it was with much relief that they saw the door finally close upon the last one. The very sunlight shining upon the two rows of benches facing the desk and reflecting upon the sur- rounding string of blackboards, seemed brighter. In a moment as if by common impulse each looked at the other. Jack laughed. Got any gray hairs from fright? he said. I guess not, but I feel as if a ye-ar's growth had been lopped offf' 'cYou sure looked as if some calamity had befallen you, he asserted untruthfully, I never saw anyone turn so furiously red in the face. Oh, but you canit talkf' she jeered back at him, I thought you were some .convicted criminal by your ruddy hue when the faculty were discussing your noble virtues. Felt like an Epworth League leader, didn't you? she ended sarcastically. I ' His retort sputtered off into a mumbled choke. He grew red' and white in turn as she derided him, taunted him, and finally swept him a deep obeisance as the f'Prince and prize-pet of the Annanias club. VVhen she finished he broke out hotly, HI don 't give 'a hang, Polly, I believe you got -me in here to help you e-avesdrop the faculty and to get you out of trouble if anything happen-ed. I hate to think you capable of it but 'things certainly look- Right you are, she interrupted. 'CI certainly did, Mr. Ward. I thought I'd like to see you shown up and it's been great sport. She ended in time to hear the door click and to see the professor with tre bald dome of thought re-enter the room. Wit'h awestruck faces both watched him, as he moved with imperturbable dignity to the table, sitting at which he began to sort stray papers. VVhile they were wondering what was to happen next, he said in tones of assumed severity, Now, when you young people are ready to come from behind your ambuscade, I am ready to pro- pose terms of peace. With a muttered something un-der his breath, Jack pushed aside the screen and 'arose with a very red face to follow Polly, als-o peony-like in X ,Un g ....,v....W-., ,.,.,,,....--,j.-,V -eww... .....,.-.... W. . . ...Y . .. 1 ., .- ,.g --1?. -. , , , V ,, .Y - in .. - . , - ..,-I-V---Q-Q-4-.-.gn ..,,,,.. countenance, to the front. Thus they traveled up with a sense of impend- ing doom, their hearts beating like trip-hammers, their throats dry and lumpy. p Judge their surprise, w-hen, looking at them with a glimmer of fun in his eyes, the professor said, Well, how was the show? Did you enjoy the antics of the staid faculty members? I dare say you did, just as you - he looked at Jack- relished your little part in the proceedings. Then as the embarrassed looking pair vouchsafed no reply, he went on I believe you people have amply 'paid for your fun, especially you, Jack, and perhaps Miss Morris, too, has been put to some trifling embarrassment. I decided to come back and deliver a small lecture, anyway, he concluded dryly. , , Wai't a moment, please, Polly interposed, I want to make a con- fession first so that you can suit the lecture to the needs of the hour, because I deserve more censure than Jack. It was I who led 'him in here. I didn 't stop to think how wrong it was. I was dared to do it and I inveighled him into going here with me so I could 'have some proof. It won 't help much to say, I'm sorry, but I am, awfully, she ended, with tears in her eyes. J ack, looking at her in amazement, started to speak, but the professor interrupted him. This seems to -be a season of confessions and revealments, but I can 't be priest for I must make one of my own. I guess I'm no more regular in my chapel attendance than Jack, only he has a card to mark and I haven 't. I think we all could do worse than to resolve right 'now to do better. I'll call myself the chief sinner of the lot. Suppose we start a combination and call it Hthe Triumvirate of the Reformed. ' - Agreed, almost shouted Jack and Polly -together in their relief, with mingled gratitude and respect for the gentleman of infinite resources. That night while strolling, after they had gone all over it again and laughed hilariously at each other, Jack stopped her under an old tree and said, with a new strength and gladness in his voice, c'After all, Polly, I'm glad since we're both sinners that we could be repentant and reclaimed together, aren't you? And a tight little hand squeeze was his answer. 7 H! Ll blockSf J i Chestr the blll ing the he Wall the foi. Well sighed he hai newly his nz height blue e the ap conibe an off. to Wor bered that tl to him Ci' H Gas ai with 3 0 the oi 1112111 w Patiex Woult alld 2 Wag 3 Of llig side y Qld. illltl rl' - lll the 1 x on wk int led 311- lse 1 't 111 ih or 1 't lar . l do i a ef, es. id id 'in ed Uhr Idrnuing nf Elim Ifranilnn 1 AMES Brandon, familiarly known as Jim, stood at the door of one of the many Philadelphia restaurants, meditatively chewing a JI toothpick, as he watched the office workers hurrying to their places of labor, for it was about eight o'clock in the morningf Jim turned and accosted the cashier: How'll I find Chestnut Street? he asked. A '4Turn to your right at the corner here, and go straight ahead for two blocks, the cashier replied, swiftly making change for another customer. Jim stepped into the street and after a few minutes found himself in Chestnut street. Turning down the street he consulted the numbers on the buildings to see which way they ran. He then turned around and cross- ing the street pursued an opposite direction. Finally he found the number he wanted. It was a large grimy, brick office' building. Over the door was the following sign, The Philadelphia Gas and Engineering Company. Well, he said t-o himself, HI suppose I'll have to like it, but- and he sighed a huge sigh that seemed to come from the region of his boots, for he hated office work with a perfect and unqualified hatred. He had but newly acquired the right from Cornell University to attach a HC. E. to his name. A sturdy, broad-shouldered young fellow about -six feet in height, he had played half-back on the 'Varsity eleven at Cornell. He had blue eyes and a mass of brown hair which when on the Gridiron gave him the appearance of a regular Fuzzy-wuzzy, but which was now sedately combed and shut away from sight under a derby hat. He had accepted an offer of a position' from a friend of his dead father, and was n-ow going to work for the first -time. As he stood lookin-g at the building, he remem- bered a, beautiful lady with rather a sad face, up in central New York that thought the world of her son Jim, and whose parting injunction to him was: '4Don't be afraid of work, my boy. His father 's friend, Mr. Campbell, was president of the Philadelphia Gas and Engineering Company, into the office of which Jim now went, with a renewed determination to win, cost what it might. Cn entering he handed a letter which Mr. Campbell had given him to the office superintendent, McCraigen. Now McCr'aigen was a small Scotch- man who had fa perfect 'mania for a sort of routine work, and who had no patience with anyone who for a single moment after entering the office would rest, or as he put it, Hloaf. McCraigen cast a sharp gl'ance at Jim and assigned him to one of the many high desks in the room. The office was a typical one, about Hfty feet long and twenty wide. There was a row of high drafting tables running down the left side of the room, for on that side were the windows through which the morning sunbeams fell in 'a sickly ----'- M -ffvi-1: ,- ft ff m- -- - -Ar t - - w '! 'f1nr'-valves -f--..,- - y' A fashion, having become exhausted with their long struggle with smoke and dust. a - Jim had been at work about three weeks, and had Worked hard earning the approbation of McCraigen, when one day he received a letter. from his younger brother who had just entered the University. .The letter was full of college news, enthusiasm, and mentioned the fact that he, B-ob, was trying for the football team. The letter was most effectual in making Jim exceedingly homesick for one more taste of that carefree, joyous life that he had known. His distaste forthe indoor, confined life he was leading grew, and one day while working on 'a piece of drafting, his mind busy else- where, dreaming over college days, his hands worked slower and -slower until they iinally stopped and he sat gazing out of the window, going over in his mind that last and hardest battle they had had -on the gridiron in the fall of 1904, when Cornell University and Syracuse had met to decide the state championship. One after another he had gone over the plays, and was about half through the game when he realized where he was, and c'ame to consciousness with a start. Flushing guiltily he fell to work and allowed no relapse to occur for the rest of the day. McCraigen had not noticed him, for which he was devoutly thankful. But on the next day the same thing happened, -and McCraigen did see him. After watching him for fifteen minutes McCraigen stalked jerkily down the row of desks and tapped Jim on the shoulder. A p Yu've rested long enough, I doubt, he said, with a tinge of the Scotch brogue, his voice cuttingly cold. Could yu' na' do someworrk betimes ill' Jim was so startled he nearly fell off his stool, and set to work with a burning flush on his face. For a day or two after all went well, then came a second letter from Bob, full of football news. On the next day Mcflraigen spoke to him twice. In the succeeding week he fell from gr-ace many times, and likewise fell in lVlcCraigen's estimation. Finally on Saturday after- noon the other clerks had all gone, and McCraigen walked down to J im 's desk. J ' What's the matter with yu, Brand-on? Are yu sick? he asked. No, wa-s the short and somewhat sullen reply. Yu know you 'll have to work or get out. We don 't have any loafers around this office. Jim received this dictum in silence. He went to his room, brooding and despondent. He was in imminent peril of losing his job, and then what would his mother think of her eldest son? That night he received a comforting, encouraging letter from his mother and started to work Mon- day morning with renewed determination to win. The succeeding week was a triumphant one for Jim. Not once did he loaf But a week later he heard some new-s from the University that troubled him a great ' 1 deal. helP- MCCI 21111105 I l Walk' a SW collei. MLK sten0 he hz a bro shape mg 2 letter 1 his sf sayin befoi the e 4 4 C l was unde lin l l I CC Whie gain Who, Mctf said IQ rlllll U1 his 5 full was ' Jim That ding- J else- DWG 1. Wef the the VRS to 'ed my 1' ng wen im The . 'rk 3. H6 311 Fi PI'- Us ?l'S H3 en l 3 '11- ek ek at .4 deal. Bob had been caught hazing, and had written to his brother for help. That week went even worse than any so far, and exhausted all of McCraigen's scanty stock of patience. One Tuesday morning McCraigen announced with ill concealed satisfaction in his tones: . 'fYu're wanted at the office, Mr. Brandon. It had come. Jim set his teeth and tried to look unconcerned as he Walked toward the Private Office of the President. The other clerks gave a sympathetic glance at him, for they liked this blue eyed, jolly young college man. He entered the private office, and was greeted by a nod from Mr. Campbell who motioned him to a chair without stopping dictation to the stenographer. Jim sat down and looked at Mr. Campbell carefully, for he had never before had such an opportunity. He saw a kindly blue eye, a broad, high forehead, a scanty supply of gray hair covering a large well- shaped head, a square, resolute chin, with thin, close-shutting lips, betoken- ing a man of tremendous energy, though kindly withal. Finishing the letter he was dictating he dismissed his stenographer with a .T'hat's all this morning, Miss Jonesfl' As the stenographer left the room Mr. Campbell turned to Jim. How are you this morning, my boy? he asked. I , All right, was the somewhat timid reply .as Jim furtively scanned his shoes. There followed a long pause which was ended by Mr. Campbell saying in a kindly tone: ' 'fMcCraigen tells -me you have 'nt been working well lately. Is it true ? A lump rose in Jim's throat causing him to swallow several times before he answered. Then up came hi-s head, and he looked square into the eyes of the folder man. Yes, sir, I guess so. What's the matter? I '4Oh I don 't know, Jim replied throwing out his hands. I guess I was never cut out for an office man. I get to thinking of everything else under the sun except what I ought to be doing, and the first thing I know I'm loafing. I don 't mean to. It just does itself. The eyes of the President took on a reminiscent look. I-I-mmmmmm. That is just the way I used to feel. ' - Those words! What a comfort they were to Jim. Then these two college men got close together, and pa heart to heart talk followed in which the older and more experienced gave the younger such 'advice 'as is gained through experience only. The talk was closed by the President, who, picking up a telegram, handed it to Jim. Itread as f-ollows: , Overton, Kansas. Gas well on fire. Cant put it out. Want help. McConkey. ' ' In ans-wer to the look of questioning incomprehension Mr. Campbell said: I T ' '.'I am going to give you another trial, Jim. It's going to be hard Aw- L ,.,.....,.,,,,.,.,, gg' ,- -- A -L work, but work of a sort' that I think you will like. I am going to send you out there to pu-t that fire out. Jim's eyes glistened. Here was a job after 'his own heart. It was a iight and roused all the football instincts in him. The President continued: The Chicago Limited on the 'Central' leaves here at 4:10 this after- noon. It reaches Chicago tomorrow morning in time to catch the Los Angeles Limited -on the Santa Fe which leaves at I0 A. M. This train will take you right to Over'ton. Be ready to start at 4:1O.7' J im's heart was too full for utterance. He grasped Mr. Campbellis hand and gave it a hearty squeeze, and hurriedly left the office. The Pres- ident of the Company sat a moment looking after him. I ' . 'fire 711 do, hefii do, he said to himsuf. Then Caiimg in his stenographer he dictated a telegram. , V . McConkey, Overton, Kansas. Am sending help. Will arrive Thurs- day on No. 9. Letter follows. Campbell. 1 Then he dictated a letter which read about thus: A Dear McConkey:- Am sending you a young college man who never saw a gas well in his life. I want you to help him, but let him work out his own -salvation. He has been in the office here, but he and McCraigen -do not get along together well., CWhen McConkey read this he said to himself, 'Point wan in the bhoy's favorr'j. I want you to watch and see if he works well, and report to me by letter. Yours very truly, I ' H. F. Campbell. . The following day found Jim on the Santa Fe rushing westward. He was in the buffet car devouring a book on gas wells, how they are found, how they catch fire, and how these fires are often exinguished. The book had been given him by Mr. Campbell. This was Wednesday. Thursday afternoon the conductor called Overton, for which Jim had been im- patiently listening, and hardly was the name called before he was on the platform, suit case in hand, waiting for his first sight of the place of his labor. On the small wooden platform about the station several men were standing. As the train slowed down Jim leaped lightly off, and walking over to the group of men he asked: . Can you tell me where I can find Mr. McConkey? Mister McConkey, Oh, you mean Mike. Why yes, he was here a minute -ago, there he is over there. .- The man pointed out was a large, powerful looking fellow, whose face suggested immediate Irish ancestry. He looked as if he were looking for some one. Stepping up to him Jim said: ' Is this Mr. McConkey? ' , 4'Moike McConkey, yes. ' My name is Jim Brandon, I have come from Campbell to take charge of the gas well. Oh, That so? Glad to see you. A A Con with ing- the l bear g00C plisl sal01 the 1 agre come the 1 putt roor gam gam desc knee alm- face such of a cate. Mila. ills on 1 rigl this rig Dos At A1 Cai Hill ivb S in E61-. L03 vill 1 x ll -5 BS- lis S- ll 1. lg lll ld le 1. Q lk Y l. .e is F6 13' 3 .ce 'or Q9 It was not hard for Jim to read wonderment, almost disgust in Mc- Olonkey's face at Oampbell's choice of a man to cope with the situation, with which he, Big Mike McOonkey,' with all his experience could do noth- ing. Big Mike had been found by Oampbell,and was a sworn admirer of the President of the Company, but he could not see why he had sent out this beardless youth. Jim recognized clearly that in some way he must get the good will and friendship of Big Mike back of him before he could accom- plish what he was sent to do. . That evening after supper Big Mike suggested that they go to the saloon. Jim demurred. But I don 't drink, Mike. i I Oh, that don 't mather, nayther do Oi, he said. Oi just go to see the fun. Not wishing to cross Mike any more than was absolutely necessary Jim agreed to go. On entering the s-aloon Mike was accosted on all sides to come and have one. But with solemn countenance he announced, '4No, bhoys, Oi've quit it. Adding in a sorrowful tone, Be gobbs, the money,Oi have blown in here would have made me a millionaire yet. The 'announcement was greeted with loud roars of laughter. Bu-t Mike putting on an air of injured dignity ushered Jim past the bar into a rear room in which were several green topped tables at which men were seated gambling. Mike seated himself at one of the tables and was soon into a game. Mike was playing against a man who, to J im 's mind answered the description of a sharp, and though not knowing much about the game he knew enough to see that this fellow and his partner were winning with almos-t suspicious regularity. Jim noticed the puzzled expression on Mike 's face, and set himself to watch and if possible detect the fraud, if there was such. Finally he saw through it.' The sharps were playing the old game of a card up the sleeve. Jim caught Mike 's eye and by pantomine indi- cated which of the two men he had seen and in which sleeve the card was. Mike, after watching a moment or two, satisfied himself, and swiftly reach- in-g forward picked the card from the man 's sleeve. A ' You ---- cheat, he roared. l've caught you this time. An intense silence fell on the room as all eyes were expectantly turned on the group. For only 'an instant the sharper was nonplussed. Then his right hand sought his hip pocket. But Jim had prepared himself for just this contingency. Not yet, my friend, he said cooly, and stepping forward his clenched right hand shot out c'atching the sharper on the point of the jaw, and de- positing him some six or eight feet-away in a jumble of chairs and tables. At this the man ls partner sprang at J imwith an inarticulate cry of rage. A knife flashed in the air, and' J im's quickness was 'all that saved him. Catching the man 's wrist he wrenched the knife away, and seizing him 4 p . . k NM, .....--. . ' - ..,-m--ff 1-r-'-u-K -A' ' ' .- D ' 1 v V flung him bodily through the door into t'he bar-room, where the fellow sprawled on the floor in the sawdust and filth. Not fofnorhing had Jim played football for four years, and not for nothing hadihe been champion boxer in the University. .This had occupied only a few seconds 5 then the other men interfered, and taking the sharps in hand escorted them to the station advising them to leave on the iir-st train, which they did. When the melee was over and Mike and Jim were together once more Mike stuck out a huge paw, saying: J V Put it there, me bhoy. Oi niver saw sich a purty knockout as you give that 1- cheat. If yez iver need anybody to stand at yer back, jist dhrop a line to Moike McConkey, and, begobs Oi'll -come if I have to foight ivery inch av the way. Jim had 'won his man. ' . The next day they went carefully over the ground together. Mike treated Jim as an equal in every respect. The workmen tooktheir cue from him and Jim had no reason to complain. Meanwhile an idea occurred to Jim as to how best to put out the fire. The pressure of the gas in the well was so great that it shot up about! thirty feet into the airibefore the flames appeared. The well was one of the largest 'and most valuable in the state, and there was every reason to expedite matters. V '4Do you think that the well could be capped? Jim asked of Mike. Oi niver thought o' that. The only hindrance to that would be the almighty pressure av the creather. o'fYes that is the onlything I can think of, and if we can have a cap made heavy enough I think it will hold it. g That day he made a drawing of the cap he desired. It was shaped a good deal like a funnel having a heavy shutter or damper in the throat of the cap. This was for the purpose of s'hutting off the gas when all was ready, the pressure of the gas itself holding it shut when once turned. .For once Jim was thankful that he could make adrawing. He -sent his specifications and drawings to a foundry in Kansas City with instructions to hurry. Two days later the cap arrived. Meanwhile a .derrick had been rigged to put the immense mass of iron into place, for the cap weighed about two tons. Early Monday morning the cap was hauled to the scene of action.. The derrick hooked it up, and it was carefully lowered over the pipeout of which the gas issued. Finally the cap was in place. Jim took t'he wire -connected to the damper with not a little misgiving in his heart. Then he jerked the wire, pulling the damper shut. For about a quarter of a -second the cap remained in place, then the imprisoned gas rose in its rnlght and hurled the immense cast-iron cap ten or fifteen yards away as if V it were a mere t-oy. A shout of derisive laughter greeted this oc-currence, for the whole town had assembled to witness the putting out of the fire. Jinfs Sllapf . U c0I1C9f I1 Uthe . V 'l to apl 3 was s to the provim able. mouth Large into tl sand. each t arouu that t she te a arg off to The For a some i lt he c 3 Huff 13 real ey 7 I DHSJH J im 's chin assumed a more prominent position, his shoulders squared with a snap, and the light of battle gleamed in his eye. Looks rather bad, don 't it, he said to Mike, and loyal Mike who had conceived a great liking for Jim slapped him on the back, You'll come out all right, me bhoy. J ist kape yer upper lip stifff, Well, Jim said, speaking to himself rather than those -about him,- Hthe only thing I can .see to do is to bury itf' 1 The heat- from the burning gas was so intense that it was not possible to approach closer to the well than about fifty feet, and then there had to be a shelter to protect them from the fierce flames. The remainder of the day was spent in constructing movable shelters that the men might carry out to the well and be protected from the -heat. Wit'h each shelter a hose was provided which was used in 'wetting down the roof to make working, endur- able. The men taking long handled hoes leveled off the earth about the mouth of the well. Again the cap was hooked up and swung into position. Large log chains were passed across it and fastened to great stakes driven into the earth. Then the men proceeded to cover the cap with earth and sand. When they had covered it to a thickness of six inches, Jim and Mike each took one end of a piece of canvas and leaping out from the shelter ran around the cap, spreading the canvas as they ran. The heat was so intense that the clothes of both were scorched and burning when they regained the shelter. This operation was repeated until the c-ap was all but 'buried under a large mound of earth, canvas and log chains. . I Again all Was ready. The workmen gathered up their tools and moved off to a safe distance. Again Jim took the wire controlling the damper. The people whoewere collected held their breath in suspense. All ready? Jim shouted to Mike. j'4All ready, returned Mike. Q Jim leaned forward, grasped the wire, and threw his weight upon it. For a moment all was still. Then the mound began to rock and sway as if some great animal were struggling for freedom. The people gasped. But it held. As the last bit of flame vanished into the air the crowd burst into a mighty cheer. Jim had won. He was proven. J. A Again we are in the office of Mr. Campbell. A telegram has arrived. It reads about as follows :. 1 Overton, Kansas. Fire is out. That boy is a crackerjack. McCon- key. A complacent smile spread over Mr. Campbellls face. He had not misjudged his man. V .4-nm-w -fav-rc-r mv V- '-'-.4 Igrnvlnnr ONE, they are gone, and I am left alone, And glad I am that I am left alone, - If any gladness still hath power to ease My ailing soul while thou 'art absent. How That last one staid, - till midnight is at hand, And Dian droopeth low in the western sky i Aweary ofthe chase. A A-h, my own love. I How slow have passed the iwearyltrav'ling years While I have lingered here night after night, And searched the sea-horizon with mine eye, To find perchance -a single growing sail Telling of thy return! Ulysses, dear, How sweet the swallow sounded on the cliff, How white the foaming breakers tumbled, when, Linked arm in arm we wandered by the tide, And searched for seashells that might tell us tales Of whom, and whom, and when. Those times were bright, But then a weariness did come and sit Upon my heart and brow since last you stood Upon the deck that ever did grow less, And waved your gallant hand in fond farewell To Greece and thy Penelope. Since then An hundred suitors came to this our seat, Bringing a thousand claims unto my heart. With desperate wit at first I sought to stay Their bold advances, recourse did- I have To a shrewd deceit. A tapestry I wove In delicate pattern for thy noble sire, And at those times when vexed by sundry lovers, I sat me by the frame with this excuse That ere my work was finished I 'should grant No answer to their pleas, then in the night My work did I undo to stretch the time 5 Till seemed the weaving like a man in quicksand WVho loses every farther step he takes. But last their eyes were opened to my guile, Then I with ardent love was sore besieged. said them nay, each time I said them nay, Shall now, I said, the spouse of brave Ulysses, Noble Ulysses, fighting with his Greeks, Be false to that true heart? Still did they come, HThink'st 'thou Ulysses will some day return? I-Iast thou not noted how the fierce storms raged, And how the shattered wreckage strewd the shore, So oft in each long year since he left Greece? Still I did say them nay, and still they came, Ulysses! Can he still be quick? Come, now, Remember where he went. Where now is he? If such his love for thee as thou hast said, Why hath hernot returned? Penelope, P We 'll tell - ah, they wouid ren -the reason for His absence- fallen is he, if not at sea Beneath the angry gale, then on some coast NVhere savages have slain him and his band Without a chance for life or show of mercy. To all I did reply, for me this world I-Iolds but 'a single soul commensurate With my own soul 's ideal, - both are one. I Then should I prove him false ? - the while their taunt 77 7 77 Of vain conceit , and fancy-heated brain And he is dead , rang in my tortured ears. I Ah, canst thou stay and let me suffer this? My husband, canst thou leave me thus alone? X Yet thou hast not forgot , by some just cause Art thou detained. Be quiet, oh, my grief. W My loneliness I'll bear till life be fled, For I am ever lonely with thee gone, Though swarmed with numerous half-lovers, Like a blossom with harsh myriads of bees. Oh, strongest -of thy sturdy Grecian band, I fear no more, for thou shalt safe return, Superior thou to warrior, near to god, Master of men, and wars, and seas, and storms. Then bellow, ye bass billows of the deep, And flare and crackle, lightnings 'of high Jove, And blow, ye winds, your heartless hurricanes, And all dread powers of the earth and air Smite as ye will, -our love shall hold us bound With one strong cable from his heart to mine . Till he shall come to me from out all wrack, Strongest of men, and noblest of them all. Ii. E. D Sir .Arthur Huh Ihr Chnnh Ship Bun Ahurntnrf Being an account of the vast strength of Ben Bosen, as told by the Chroni- cler of the good ship '4Bon Adventure. I ' .l A A, N the year 1643, Sir Arthur did sail from the port of Liver- lj , pool, bound for the New World, and, time having passed, x he did safely land late in the same year at the port of New U Orleans on the great Mississippi River. Then did the valiant C xg l Sir Arthur lead his brave band up through the low-lands, . bartering with the savages, and in the spring of the next 1' year -he arrived in Mt. Vernon, where -dwelt many of the I- .V strong youth of the land. Now it did chan-ce that this was I 5 the time for the great national games of the natives and a 7 M I. vast concourse of brave men and fair maidens was assem- 6 5-1:....g3XX bled to witness the feats of strength and skill. Now the i Ruler of the College, not lacking in courtesy, did invite Sir Arthur to view the games and did prepare a place for him at his right hand.. The hours passed swiftly 'amid the pleasures of the day and at last, just as the sun was about to sink to rest in the western sky, Bobo, the pride of Cor- nell College -stepped into the arena. Right lustily did the natives cheer his coming for 'well they knew the prowess of this mighty man. Now Bobo, bowing to the Ruler, bowing to Sir Arthur, and bowing to the assembled natives, did cause the muscles of his arm to assume a condition of unusual rigidity and did raise a tremendous weight high above his head and did march thrice around the arena, much to the applause of the natives and the delight of the ladies. Now Sir Arthur, not to be out-done, 'did ask the Ruler to dispatch a messenger for Ben Bosen, the pride of the English Navy, and the Ruler, not lacking in courtesy, did give the permission and a speedy messenger was dispatched to the good inn, the Mt. Vernon House. Ben Bosen, the pride of the English Navy, did shortly appear in the arena and Sir Arthur did explain to himthe feat which Bobo had accomplished and did ask Ben Bosen to exhibit his strength. Whereiipon, Ben Bosen, bowing to the Ruler, bowing to. Sir Arthur, bowing to the assembled na- tives, did likewise cause the muscles of his mighty arms to assume a position of unusual rigidity and placing thereon, not only the tremendous weight, but also Bobo himself, he raised them high above his head and marched thrice around the arena, much to the applause of the natives and delight of the ladies, thus demonstrating the superiority of the native Briton over thc untutored college student. ' S sitting QEnte C comin 0 Where C collegf I am. l'm a clear 6 at tive - C C class l 0, C it. B boring C C enterl 'hic, li favor. almost tion ta the go I shov 0 1110111-1 SHXN I 1116, f be se: stunt Corn. f I hav Will. Wer. Sed, Yew ialnt lds, ext the ras l el ,ms the Sir nd. i as for- his rbo, 'led ual lid the the ish 1 a lse. ena led en, na- lion abt hed t of the I Uhr 09121251 Zlnhahiiant sinh ihv Bulb Svnphninnrv. Scene,-General Store in Bertram. Characters,-Oldest Inhabitant sitting on a cracker box, smoking Golden Shore, and whittling a shingle. QEnter a Cornell Sophomorej O. S. Hello there, old boy, how are you? How 's the corn crop comin'? , A O. I. J est fair to middlinl Air yew travellin' or jest goin' some- where? 1 O. S. I'll tell you, old man, I'm a Sophomore at Cornell 5 one of those college men who are the pride of 'our glorious nation. I'cm' a regular cuss, I am. I ain't none of those youthful -divines you hear about at Oornell. I'm a sport. I'm a whole frat by myself. Why, do you know, Ilve come clear down here wi'thout saying a word to the faculty about it! I got up at five o'clock this morning and stole softly out of town. V Q 3 O. I. Wall, I vu! How many -students hev you at Cornell? O. S. Oh-about 600, counting myself. I entered the Sophomore class las-t fall. A Q O. I. Is that possible? Wall, I declare! O. S. Yes its terrible hard to be a Soph, and lots don't ever make it. But I'm ha shark. CHelping himself to a sweet pickle from a neigh- boring barreljp O. I. You must be turrible smart. ' O. S. Oh, I am. When I came there they had awful hard exams to enter but I just went thru them fine. The Latin professor asked me to decline '-hic, haec, hoc,' and I did it so well that he almost resigned his job in my favor. And the way I recited the Greek' alphabet for the Greek professor almost made him look sick. And in Mathematics, I recited the multiplica- tion table u-p to six without cz mistake. The Profs think I'm all there with the goods. I'd just like to see one of them come in here now. Wouldn't I show him where to head in at?' O. I. QShaking his hoary head -and stroking his beard very, very m-ournfullyb, -Wall, I swan, boys were lots different when I was young. Say, what would you do if one of them perfessor-s was to come in? c. s. why in 11611 him to go plumb - Hist, what's than oh! mercy me, there comes one of them now. What shall I do? Oh, save me! I'll be sent to prison! Oh, what shall I do? Ha, I've found it! I-Iere's the stunt. , CI-Ie dives into a barrel half full of New Orleans molassesj CEnter O-ornell Professorj. h ' Cornell Prof. Good morning, kind sir. I am representing today, as I have for 33 2-3 years before this, Cornell College. I would like to solicit ' 1 ' .,-1-W - ---.-1-.- - ' a dollar and a half for the cause -of Christian education. Withithis you get a life membership in 'the Cornell Science Club, of which I am presi- dent, 'besides free access to the campus whenever you are intown. Here is a note all properly made out. I am very methodical, this year, May 1907. I am competing with state universities and must be very fussy and precise, May nah, 1907. r Oi. I. Wall, I guess I'd better go and tell Melvina to catch one -o' them shoats and mebbe I kin, letyou have it. t p 1 Cornell Prof. Well 'bless you, my 111311, bless you. Just wrap it up and Illl take it with me. The shades of 'that sainted founder of our school, Rev. Bowman, will rise up and call you and your posterityblessed, this year, 1907, or next year or even more as the case may be. CEXit Cornell Professorl. I ' ' ' s CSilence reigns. Visible quaverings of the top of molasses barrel. Emerge sorry looking spectacle. Stands trembling, molasses slowly drip- ping onto the floor. Wipes eyes with sticky hands. Suspicious sniffsl. C. S. Did he discover me? V I ' .O. I. Youre a sight, I vum! Y-ou're pretty small potatoes now, a'in't you. Say does your mother know you 're out. Young feller, I think you 'cl better go back and 'tie yourself fast onto mother 's apron strings and grow a little before you go away to school again. CEXit Sophomore, very crest- fallen, leaving sticky trail of molasses after himj. I I Ellie Qlhimrz. I AT EVE. Aloud ye cry, O wondrous chimes, Your gentle message of release, And quiver out your songs of peace In passionate, sweet, liquid rhymes, Cease, Labor, cease! ' E AT MOEN. Again YG Cry, sweet, wondrous chimes, i And linked chains of song uncoil In vibrant tone-clash' and turmoil, And Pant and peal out cheerful rhymes, Teil, Labor, toil! , ' -Paor. DANIELS. MHP ' . al the seemed Y HW ggr, 7? S3 above 01 Jus considei exertioi I anger 1 euiotioi may be ff 4 Ways dz An forth in vain. I Charles more in 31lCl1'Qf lJl0g'1'3p The nob Bllt llln further Wood. 1 Tl SWQQT 3 l1HVES gl' Oh pl-i thou G, N011 UL. 19111 I o 9 I1 l Uhr 6513111 Suit ihviftlrark Smit aah Ihr Hinlvt. W ' -' ' ' 7 NGE upon '1 time as all good stories say theie vt as -a Gym Suit and a Tiack Suit. Now this Gym Suit and this - 'liack Suit xi eie the property of a Cornell girl and a T A Goinell boy and each had often helped its ou ner to it in many athletic honors for Goinell. They dineied nom T most of their contemporai ies in that they wt ere universally . admitted even by the NV. IG. T. U. to be modest. Nou -if it happened that this Gym Suit and this T1 ick Suit once met in a Cleaner s Establishment and they immediately ' commenced a violent fliitation follou ing the example of all the Coinell gills and boys of theiiyacquaintuice and 'which theieforf seemed the pi opei thing foi them to do. Vlfefshould rejoice that we aie not as others aie immodest and vul- gai said the T1 ack Suit. XVe should be thankful that ue are so much above our fellovss Just then he vs as buried undei a heap of old dirty clothing by an in considerate laundiy girl After a time he eineroed breathless from his exertions and trembling with indignation Horrid old thing he evclaimed and his voice was so choked 'with angel that he could hardly speak But he continued restraining his emotion Let us gournev out into the big busy vt orld and discover how vac may be yet more modest All right cried the Gym Suit vsith hei feminine curiosity I al vs ays did want to see the vi orld And so unobseived they slipped dovwn off the long table and sallied foi th into the street They goui neyed many months in many lands but in vain They interviewed many saves and philosophers in eveiy clime even Charles Pollock and besought them all saying 1n unison How may we be more modest The sages and philosopheis sadly shook their hoary heads and replied Alas' we ix ot not Pollock presented them with his auto biography complete in fourteen volumes and said Theiein is contained the noble truth Read reflect and so you will discover the great secret But thev vi ith remarkable tact iefused to tarry and they Journeyed on in further search At last buiied deep in the cool shades of a far distant wood they found a sweet demure violet Then they shouted aloud with Joy and ran and sano' in chorus O sweet and gentle violet innumerable poets countless sa0 es and philosophers have sung thy praises as one altogethei pure the personilication of modesty Oh prithee lovely violet tell us the seciet of thy chaim Wheiefoie art thou called of all mankind modest? 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V . ff- 1 -7 ' , X .-'----gm V,--w-,-w....r--7-.- 7, 3 v ' - And the sweet and gentle Violet 'blushed and shyly lifted her head and -softly murmured, I shrink. Then the Gym Suit and the Track Suit thanked her and, hand in hand, they journeyed back to Cornell on the hill. There they tried to follow the advice of the gentle violet, but each day they became more and more immodest and they became the talk of the 'college and the town and at last the scandal became unbearable and they were cast into utter oblivionby an order -from the College Office. A And the Moral of this tale is that what is entirely proper for one is sometimes in very poor taste for another. ' Zliratrrnizv. The shades of night were falling fast, As thru an Alpine village passed A youth, who passing people by, This motto Haunted to the sky, - HFRATERNIZE. ' ' u Oh! stay, the students cried, explain Wherein will be our needful gain. But this brave youth increased his stride, And to the people thus replied, - ' ' FRATERNIZE. ' ' All followed him far up the height, He hugged the banner awful tight, And unto all inquiring, he Returned with painful brevity,- ' ' FRATERNIZE. Before the mighty faculty, With many a forceful word and plea He went. When shown unto the door, He sadly said, We will no more- FRATERNIZE. H The people followed slowly down As he returned into the town Petition made, petition lost, It met with one terriiic frost, -' . i HFRATERNIZE. And that was all. He came and went, Some talk and energy misspent, The faculty either soon forgot His words, or thought they'd better not- ' HFRATERNIZEY' A. SMITH. prime' bloom E uint, a Sci 1 us se godi time here Fair luuna EIS I a shell' thong out 0 is leg beam Aphg lllllll 'flleil ling, 1'9f1-. fron beea blacl tlllli 4 H1111 land, The more last ll' H11 ueig ! i r ! F. '1',L3l f 'K 'SQ-if.'gf '?QB6-A E. 'T N- 5,,,,4-4 Vx-X E 4. o rf Sk f,L, .fb ' . x 'ii' X , I 1f 'Tl' 1 'AA ' Hhilanhrr ann the 691111. ACT 1. I SCENE-BOVVMAN HALL. TIME 6:00 P. M. DRAMATIS PERSONAE-PHILANDER AND ESMERELDA. HIL. Aha! Ye powers of evil! Can it be that I have found thee? I have searched unceasingly for thee all day. A strange foreboding came over me that I was not to see thee more. And now I find thee. CS7takes her hcmclj. Esm. Oh, Philander, is it indeed you? This day has been one full of ennui and solitary pursuit of learning for me. I thought that you would never return again. Phil. Ah, fond one, let us flee from this awful place, far from the madding crowd, to the cool shades of the forest primeval where the silvery Abbey wends its way, that blissful land of blooming flowers and no Pol. Econ. ' Esm O sweet Philander, 'tis well, let us away then. CMus'ic. Ea:- unt, arm in armj . ACT II. SCENE-THE STILE, fateful and memorable to many a Cornell Student. TIME 7 :3O P. M. CI'IARACTERS+Th6 same. Phil. We must rest. We,have come a long way from the I-Iall. Let us seat ourselves on yon fair stile. CThey seat themselvesj. ' Crflsiclel. O god of Love, I see before me the golden opportunity of my lifetime. For- tune knocks but once. I must grasp the opportunity. - Lo, now is the Time, here is the Place, and Cfeeliozg to make surej this is the Girl. CAZOQLCZD. Fair one, didst ever consider the future, hast ever recognized the futility of human effort without the aid of a strong and manly hero by thy side, such as I am 4? Hast ever thought that without me thou wouldst be as an egg- shell tossed upon the 'briny billows of an angry. sea? O fond one, unworthy though I be, let me claim thee as my very own.- Let me serve thee through- out our declining years until death do us part. Thy charms! Their name is legion! Thy virtues! They are praised on ten thousand seas! Thy beauty! 'Tis echoed from ten million throats! O Love! O Venus! O Aphrodite! The sun riseth in the dewy morn, not to start the wheels of industry to revolving, not that the multitude of little men might go about their p-oor and insignificant tasks, but he arises that he may send his rosy lingered sunbeams stealing through thy window to awaken thee from thy refreshing slumber. And the moon shineth, not simply to save Mt. Vernon from burning street lights, but, O paragon of every lovely thingl, it riseth because it envieth the sun who shines on thee for twelve long hours. And black night resteth down on a tired humanity, not to conceal desperadoes thirsting for blood, seeking whom they may devour, but that thou mightest ' - ..,-i-.T ,.,.,,,,-,Us ,, . 4 - it b5 my side 111 ome fan hammocl oi as now in this hallovi ed place Low ed one be mine ind Esm Cmtewuptmgj Ch tl11s is so sudden Phil Cfmzpatwutlyj Please dont inteirupt my speech Evei since 1 EL11lV'll heie and the time ix l1e11 fn st my eyes beheld thy symmetiical sylvanistical and swan liln X 7 Q foim meandeiing through I 2147! 74 ' I 4 the umbrageous shades of I ff this thy nativical iesi dence I have longed Oh I have longed for an oppoi tunity of pouring forth the A X W fy if pent up adoration of my W l f WA ff X lf f j iapture uhen I cogitate in 7 F X M ww, my n11nd tl1e ecstatic thi ill f ff I shall evpeiience When N Q f fust I clasp thy hand in mine and murmui gently in thy auiicular ear ml dearest, thou art mine H - f - And 11ovv as I. sit by thx 47 affix? lacei ated soul My heait tumities With unbounded is-g if n hh 1 'l K ' side the effulgent rays of I ' ' ' the full orbed luna and -- the tu inkling stars in the empyieal firmament seem to look dovin upon a11d pity my poor love dis- tiacted soul. But tis vain and vorse than useless to attempt to convex by yi ords this neu -born and heaven-like passion vhich has infused itself into my inmost vitals and seems renderin-g asunder my veiy cai dian liga- ments. Let me quote a few beautiful lines fiom an inspii ed poet- e t 3 l l If you love me as I love you . No knife can cut oui love in tv o. I Oh let me be youis until death shall sever my pooi and unwoithy soul from this earthly tabernacle and IX aft it heavenvx ard on bright aeiial ix ings Be mine! O thou most angeliferous, osculatiferous odiferous lovablest beautifulest heavenliest and celestialest Esmeielda- Clloud flapping of wings bieaks the flow of 'Z'7llZ9d'8S'f07Z'PCl ooatmy. Esmcoelcla, slwicks with dismay and seems about to fafmtb. - I Phil. Alas and alack! O powers of evil! O Carramba! O Mephis- tocles! Spare me! I recognize. in this a fateful omen. 'Tis the shade of my long-forgotten girl in Boone. O Nemesis! O evil day! How mytfatc pursues me! O ominous apparition! CEHCZS in fmartficulatc slwiiclts of dis- indy- the 0! Hand diullf 1 down brute in BC in T60 1 4 0f ffl! P shades l have cream thy ii hard inter! for tl good I10 1111 Pleas: A When Twas I Softly 1 'Sure E Hap! I Tell And gh X li. 109 all. ke of si- . I vp. he xy rr fl ri l ll 11 5. H ll if cl it ? 5' l . V i f E l :f Q. , 11 F A :S .b. st, of 1' , ' tis- , of its 1 '1S- ' 'Q may. Bzfrel cliseoverecl to be a peaoably flnellhecl owl. Philahcler ahcl the owl do mortal combat. Owl peeks a hole through his hat. Phllahcler and the owl grapple th a cleath struggle. Finally owl clrtyeh away by Mrs. H enclerson, who tlmzhs owl is stealing the ehfiehehs savecl for the Stmclay clftrmer at the H allj. ' Esm. Ccllseoverecl weeping, torrent of tears grows larger ahcl washes clown the hillside, carrying away several strong oahsb. Oh, indeed! You brute! You would, would you. Make love to me, with your old girl back in Boone that I wot not of. Nay, Nay, Pauline! 'Not in mine. CExfit, tn. tearsj. ' - ACT III. ' PLACE-T116 same. TIIVIE-Thi-3 next morning. i CEnter Phtlarzcler with stealthy, eager glance, liearthg a muzzle loacler of the vintage of 17765. Q Phil. O demon incarnate! Vllait till I find thee, O evil spirit! By the shades of dear Father Milton, I swear Illl slay thee. For ten long hours I have sought thee and when I find thee, thou shalt fbite the dust. O unholy creature! Venture forth if thou darest face me. Show but the point of thy unhallowed and ill-omened beak from thy hiding place and it shall go hard with thee. O revenge! Thou wouldst be sweet! COwl refuses to be trtterviewecl fm the clayttme ahcl stays in tts holej. If we meet, it is death for thee. Ah, there is the chapel bell. I must go early in order to get a good seat. Out upon thee! Fie! Thou cowardly creature! I will look no more for thee. QExlt Pll'llCl7lClG7', still loohlhg stealthily for the owlb. I An Elhgl nf Spring. Pleasant was the springtime, the flowers were blooming sweetly, And all the earth was gay with song and light and hue, When I met a little maiden, whom I accosted meetly, 'lPretty little maiden, with thine eyes so soft and blue, Twas only early morning when I passed thee in thy walking, Prettily thy curls were gleaming in the sun, Softly stirred thy lips as they were mutely talking, ' , And thy soft blue eyes in dreaming seemed the things of earth to shun. 'Surely,' said my heart, :her thoughts are full of beauty, Sweet with all the fragrance that peace of heart can bring, Haply she is dreaming of the blessedness of duty, Cr the softness of the down that doth snow the angel's wingf Tell me truly, then, where thy 'thought this morn was resting. H HSir, said she, my thought was about my summer gown,- And how my hat was lovely-but why are you requesting? Oh, you are a poet! 'and she left me with a frown. V -PROP. DANIELS. A-1-N----'Q -A -..w g nf .. me Arr Svm1rn.v , 1 .MET a little Cornell girl, She classed up Soph, she said, ' Her hair was frizzled in many a curl, J That bobbed about her head. She had a happy, Winsome air, And she was gailyelad: Her glance was shygl so debonair,- Her giggling made me glad. Are there more like you, my little maid, How many may you loe?', A How many? Seven in all, she said And, wondering, looked at me. And where are they? I pray you tell? She answered, Hat Mt. V., l At home we all at Marion dwell, We 're native pals you see. Six of us are Freshmen, green But growing, so they say. Though with the Sophs I'm always seen, My heart will Freshward stray. You say the six are Freshmen green, And you a S-oph most wise, Yet ye are seven? You do not mean You ehum with all those guys? Then did the little maid reply, - Seven Marionites are we, We eouldn't be else if we should try, And wouldn't -want to be.' ' The first of us to win renown Was fair Laverna D., Bylmaking common talk in town, Her finger jewelry. Forsooth, fwe all will testify That Edith is a peach, With her merry smile, her laughing eye, And her witty mode of speech. In art, Louise excells the rest, Although it 's quite a riddle For me to tell which she likes best, Her fudges or her fiddle. . Our Carolyne, the learned one, Has turned all heads and hearts, They say that even Si has fun Escaping Cupid's darts. And Margaret, that gad-about, Is taking oratory, She's taught us all just where to shout When she tells a funny story. And in the winter Mildred came. She's better late than never, And once she gets into the game, She too will prove right clever. So though the six are Fresh, you see, And I much 'learning show, Yet we are seven, we Marionites, - Are seven, shining, Marion lights, And always will be so. y me re Elmenig Elnnughi I-IE street-car, which had been crawling along thr'ough the busy thoroughfare, came to an abrupt stop ,V 'and Howard Crosswell who had been industriously perusing la newspaper purchased on -the way down town, looked up to see what might be the trou- ble. A 'heavily loaded dray while crossing the track-s had stapped -an instant, but now bumped slowly onward. Asl Crosswell's eyes came back to hispaper, an advertisement in the Amusement column attract- cd his attention. E 1 . A t If Grand Opera House April 22nd, . . . . Intercollegiate Debate Aff. Cornell College , A Neg. Fiske University Resolved: That, compulsory arbitration of all difficulties between Labor and Capital is desirable.'7 f p I y A Good Contest is assured. - D VVell, I guess that's -so, he said to himself, and forthwithiresolved to attend, for, though forty years old, and ap busy professional man,'Gross- well was far too much of a true Gornellite, ever to forget his Alma Mater. The evening of the twenty-second saw the Grand Opera House filled with a confident and expectant crowd of Fiske sympathizers. It was the second debate -of the year, and as the team of the State Normal had already been defeated by the HU , the Fiskite,' only expressed the 'belief of the whole student body when it said, Tomorrow Cornell meets her Waterloo. Indeed there had been much indignation in certain circles that the Faculty had even permitted a debate with a school so much inferior to Fiske. But all this feeling had now disappeared in the preparations for the coming victory. The orange and black was everywhere in evidence, and from the time when the 'crowd irst began to gather, until eight o'clock when Cross- well poked his head in at the door, the yelling and singing were continuous. Then his, purple pennant attracted attention, and some gallant Fiskites yelled for Cornell, as, pushing his way forward, he sat 'down beside the only other Purple sympathizer, a stranger even older than himself. To the applause which their loyalty occasioned, they only bowed their acknowledge- IHGDfSr ' Just as the last strains of the orchestral overture ceased, the curtain rose, disclosing the officials at their posts and the debaters at their tables. The visitors bore upon their countenances the marks of worry and overwork, and their hands shook with nervousness as they raised their glasses- to their lips. The members of the home team, on the contrary, appeared in splendid physical condition and perfectly at ease, looking about the audience and recognizing with smiles the greetings of friends. Then there was a momentary stir, followed by absolute silence, as the 1 Chill affllf audi 9355. tras was awa: bv 1 ther the now prim uesse As h cogei until his 4 mini chai afir two thei iust chairman rose, read the question, and introduced the first speaker for the affirmative. The debate had begun. The excitement and interest of the audience grew steadily greater as the debate proceeded, for, though the easy and confident manner of the HU men told unmistakably when con- trasted with the undeniable nervousness of their opponents, ye the contest was far from uneven, and the beginning of the rebuttals was anxiously awaited. This slight feeling of uncertainty was, strange to say, not lessened either by the first or by the subsequent rebuttals of the negative. To be sure, there was the same smoothness of speech and manner so notable before, but the arguments somehow failed to' meet those urged by the opposition. VVhile, on the other hand, the affirmative speakers, their former nervousness now forgotten, centralized their whole attack upon the one foundation principle of -the negative argument, and pointed out unmercifully its weak- nesses and fallacies. The third and last speaker was especially forceful. As his arguments followed one upon another, each emphasized by clear and cogent reasoning, and a wealth of statistics, his power steadily increased, until as he reached his climax and began to sum up, he fairly thundered his conclusions at the audience. He ceased, and consternation seized the minds of all, as the ballots of the judges were quickly collected, and the chairman came forward to read the decision. It stood three for the affirmative. T T i And then the strangest thing happened, for just as he spoke the words, two middle-aged men jumped upon the platform and shouting 'and waving their purple banners, rushed frantically to the winning team, and in an instant the five were yelling at the top of their voices, S I f'Zip Zis Boom Caw Caw Nell C C Tigerla ' Zip Zip Hurrahf' V. C. fdnhn illlarlran. . 1 UST home from college, John MacLean had slipped quietly from the house that afternoon and come straight to the spring. This was the retreat he had longed for at college where the dead books and the stifling lecture-rooms made him feellike a prisoner. Now he was once more free. As he sprawled on ithe grassy slope by the spring, this strong young son of freedom surrendered himself to the enchantments of nature. 'At his feet a little stream gushed through a tan- gle of cress and sweetflag. Back of him rose the great, round hill., He remembered that the farther side of Little Round Top stretched away into rolling meadows. ,Across the creek a groundhog stuck his brown head out of his hole, then crept to the foot of an oak, and sitting erect on his haunches began to -crunch a sweet ac-orn as he kept an eye alert for intruders. John closed his eyes 'and gave himself up to meditation. He had fallen into a doze, when he was rudely clapped on the shoulder. 'cGlad to see you, Jack, 'old boy . A , ' I John opened his eyes to see his old playmate Billy, standing over him. I should say you were, if that punching is any sign. Blamed happy to see you too, Bill. But where did you drop from?'7 ' A I've been a-hunting you all afternoon. Why did youmake yourself so sc'arce? A little sleepy, eh?7' queried Billy, .half-jokingly, as he sat down by John. A A ' A A No wonder you 're dozy. Been taking too many trips to the Pali- Pali-? ' , t ' The Palisades, Billy? Oh, I reckon not. A fellow can't stay out very late at that s-ort of business. I thought you said you never got in till morning? A That was back in the good, old days when I was a Freshman. Now the faculty enforces a rule, that if the girl isn't in by ten o clock, she must take Logic for a term under Prof. R--' and Ethics under Prof. H-- , replied John. W But I don 't see what the Faculty has to do with it . '4Oh, well, that 's because you 've never been to college. The Faculty is the center of the college universe. The students revolve around this center as the planets around the sun. And when they get to setting too fast a pace, and centrifugal force causes them to ily off on a tangent, to the Palisades, or Cedar Rapids, or 'Around the World', the center of the universe sends out a comet, otherwise known as a 'call-up', to bring the erratic planets back to their orbits.. Those that won 't come back obediently are cast -off and hurled into outer darkness . I That's funny , said Billy. Do the students go oi on a tangent very often? ' the VCI planets IIOIIZUD 'long SU saps ar' to refw You bel creek b0 across fl without 1 w f . if s YP lx . B Well, yes, at certain seasons of the year. You see, about the time of the vernal equinox, the system is running at high speed, and the different planets, coming together by tw-os, hit it up faster than when alone . And does the Faculty, the center of the system, as you call it, stir up much fuss ? U . Quite a bit. There are astral disturbances here and there on the ,gg horizon, but only a few planets are pushed from their positions, leaving a 'JR' long streak -of red as they glide off into space . I ' College must be a funny place , mused Billy. 'cBut say, the wine- l saps are ripe in old William Hemenway's orchard. What do you say? 5 p Billy, did you ever know me, in all my 'brief but checkered career, -' to refuse winesaps from old William Hemenway's orchard? Not much! W You bet I'm in, Billy! Let 's not wait till night . - John and Billy tramped off with these words, arm in arm through the creek bottoms, toward the orchard and as the rays of the setting sun fell across their open, care-free faces, they whistled John Brown's Body , without worrying much over John Brown or his troubles. A p . w. B. M. I-2 , t i W E - i ff 41... , 1 N, fi' 12 PM A .Nl ff! ,' f f? l E' W ' fl g- J 1. 5 'l .4 a,,,,, f u - ff ff 4 ' ' l 'Zlql tk: ' 1 L y CTIA Clk:-A' kY F'lKRfyM JQI,L - -J wmv 14, X ,r -451-- N 4' IF KCX oX J 1, if if b N 4 Wfgf1,4!hffvf3,Hiv,,1rZX,,.J 5 v I 1 Q i . d y ,A c l I f i l 5 I e l s E t 5 3 t s I t r t t i t ,I r v 1 i i E ..,.-...r-.......6 t t t z l t 1 I t 2 I 5 1 Z 1 A . I I o I v 1 I 1 f a a . u 3 e X I . 2 i . i t r i f I I 2 r Y I I An Enterpnlaleh Anthem. 3 DON 'T suppose anyone but a college boy would have thought of it in the first place. And, even if anyone else had thought of it it is doubtful if he would have done it. But when a fellow has had two or three years practice in dodging 'Faculty Rules,' he -doesntt think much of a small matter like breaking up a camp- meeting. And then, besides, we didn 't really expect to break it up You see it was like this. Jim was out at the farm that summer helping put up hay, and he thought of 'it. He and I had been together in college for two or three years and Jim had decided that he would rather spend the summer with me than to stay in the city or goto the seashore for his vacation. He was just about as green as old 'Sailor J ohn,' our stacker- man, who had probably never seen a pitchfork before that season, but his six feet one of trained muscle insured him respectful treatment and his good natured abilityi to take or give an unlimited amount of 'chafft soon made him a favorite with all the crew, even if they did nicksame him 'City J im.' But that isn't my story. - Along about the middle of the haying season a camp-meeting started up in Baxter 's grove. I never found out what particular denomination it represented, if it did any. The prea-chers didn't seem to have much use for any of the church people around there and it wasn't long till there werenlt very many in the vicinity had much use for them. They put in most of their time holding the community at large up to scorn and con- demnation, individually and collectively, always winding up by proclaim- ing in thunderous tones that we were all on the high road to destruction and that there was no hope for us -save in joining the particular :Band of Saints, they represented. Almost everyone went a 'few times at first but people as a rule don 't have to go to church to be told that they are mean, and as that was all they heard there, the most of the better class soon dropped off, leaving only that class,which is always taken up with any- thing sensational and, of course, the boys. i A Things went on this way for about two weeks and they were getting quite a few followers, mostly scared into it, I think. The speakers kept getting bolder and bolder in their attacks on the people of the community, till finally almost everyone got tired of it. Even emy father, the most tolerant of men, remarkedat the dinner table one day that 'he wished some one -would drum that bunch of ranters out of the countryf And it was that very afternoon that Jim got his idea. He and I had come down from the held before the rest and were putting ea load of hay in the mow. Jim was pitching and I .was mowing it away. Old Queen's six-week-old collie pups had just discovered that one of the cats had foolishly come down out of his tree, and they were noisilf I lookiflg HS form at uv Jin about it out the Tom, I HT up 3 bu interest. HN to use it at this 11 of it. I l he my han more pr in the 1 . J in as you the, nec Jm on the . Mr bro! QHIPIY O: three or 'Sailor , evenings tobacco I 0119 else Over the We fOr the to llkxet ll 'Y 399111 to eats? HC Went to gf of it, W has Sr N he fillhp- lpillg illrge pellil 1' his 'ker- his his noon him rted n it use iere t in I .ou- lim- 'ion of but an, Jon ny- - ting iept iity, nost shed id It were wing that were noisily putting him up again. All of a sudden Jim stopped and stood looking at the pups. '4Say, I'd like to take that bunch up and put them under the plat- form at meeting to-night, he remarked. Would make some excitement, wouldnit theyf' I replied, shoving another forkful of hay into the mow. Jim began to pitch hay again in a moment, and I thought no more about it till after supper that night he came around where I was turning out the horses and followed me into the barn when I got through. Say, Tom, I've got a scheme, he remarked, casually. y That so? Air-ships or a patent hay stacker? I inquired as I hung up a bunch of halters. I knew he would tell me anyhow so I showed no interest. t I Neither one. VVe've got an old graphophone at home and I'm going to use it to reproduce a few of the favorite selections of your 'Pup Chorus' at this meeting up here. It isn't fair that they shouldn't have thelbenefit of it. Do you tumble? y A I hadn't roomed 'with Jim two years for nothing. I silently extended my hand. James, my boy, the marks of true greatness are becoming more pronounced in you daily. Take my ponies and go after the machine in the morning. i ' 7 s - Jim bowed. Thomas, you are a worthy colleague. I will do even as you say. Then we both laughed and forthwith proceeded to make the, necessary plans. Jim got an early start next morning but he had forty miles to drive on the found trip and s-oit was already getting dark when he got back. My brother and I had already rounded up the pups and shut them in an empty oat bin, and when I saw Jim coming I went after the cats. I found three or four of them curled up on the doorstep apparently watching 'Sailor John' Whittle and spit tobacco juice. John always put in his evenings that way. I-Ie'd get up at four o'clock in the morning to chew tobacco too, but he never whittled then. He preferred to sing till every- one else was awake and he always succeeded, for you could hear him all over the neighborhood. 'But Iim off the track again. V Well, I walked up and captured a couple of cats and was just starting for the barn again when old John looked up and asked if we were going to meeting that night. Why yes, I expect we will, I replied. '4VVant to go long? Well I dunno yet. Them fellersmake lots o' noise but it doan' seem to 'mount to much to me. What in thunder you doin' with them cats?l' Come on down and see. Might bring that other cat too if you want to. , We 'll need all of 'em more than likely. ,.,-Q-5-M1111--Y --YY p Ahm- ,Y 'Mel SJW, QL.-bi-A -1 .-L e .17 R-A A w.J6'-4s---.-4- V. 1 'A fl , Vi it ,, -:.-q'f . I John grunted and went on whittling, but pretty soon he came rolling down toward the barn in true sailor fashion, with a cat struggling violently under one arm and the shavings dropping at regular intervals .along the path. Jim was just driving into the barnyard and I asked some of the hands to put up the team While we unloaded the graphophone' and got ready to make the record. - A . . My, but my folks would storm if they knew what I wanted of this thing, grinned Jim. I told them we were going to have a little enter- tainment out here. I guess we will, too, if things go right. - By the time we got the graphoph-one fixed up on a box in one corner of the bin and were ready to take the record, all the hay hands were crowded around the door to see what was going. on. They all knew some- thing about it except old John, and he displayed no curiosity, but simply asked 'what we was goin' to do with that bloomin' cat,7 and went on whittling. ' X ' Jim had the machine ready to begin recording so I yelled at John to throw the cat in among the pups, and stood waiting for him to do so before I turned my oats loose. 'But instead of throwing it, he deliberately climbed into the bin and handed the scratching 'beast over to my brother, who was keeping the pups backed up in one corner. Jim was getting ina hurry so he pushed the needle down against the wax andyelled, Let 'em go!'7 ' A I Vifeigave the cats a toss in among the dogs and stood backout 'of the way. The pups were considerably surprised for a moment, but when they saw it -was nothing but cats they recovered promptly and started things off lively. The cats dodged back and forth, fighting when they got into a corner and trying to climb the sides of the bin when they got time. J im. had to hang on to the box or the pups would have upset it, but he found time to yell at us to 'stir 'em up,' 'keep 'em going,7etc. The hands in the door had their hands full he-ading the cats off from going out over' their heads and they were also giving us plenty of free advice. Of course my brother and I. had to yell, as it was -our job to keep the pups from' losing interest, and as the said pups were reallyresponding nobly, I felt that the noise was all that anyone could ask for. I f But old John didn 't seem to befinterested in the least in the excite- ment. I-Ie had taken his stand right in the middle of the bin and there he stood, whittling and spitting tobacco juice at first one corner and then' another. ft 4 ' ' They're doing fine, fellows, Jim- commented presently. Just keep 'em stirred up.a few minutes longer -and we'll give those good folks a few selections that aint in the hymn-book. John, why don 't you get back out of the way? Those pups will run over you first thing you know. - 4 John looked up but gave no other sign of having heard. UDQ Gdnrn , Jvhl' if if ha' famill' I to the fl' hand Ft' twice H5f it, hw 04' gone cle: quick Ulf like 3 5? was Tlliif me excite seconds U old 0112?- he could - himself. when I tl the Stem didu't ml variety o had he-an to father Even on look Well his feet a ,double tim keep up t to oppmif llillg for 5 he disco,-E UP to the the team still fog I 'Wei Ineneed g C198 We and then f0l111d th Um it 1 Sfaphoph 3.33011 31 start the flliu eimy U' 5 5 Elle The I SOI f this flier. PIIBI' Neg-9 lllle- lplj' on 11111 ' So .ely her, .n a Let the hen 'ted got me. he ids lver' irse :om felt cite- here then keep few 1: out Doni't pay any attention to the old fool. Run 'em over him if you can, said Jim, disgusted at the old fellow 's actions. John wouldn't have been in much danger of getting run over though if it hadn't been that just 'at that moment old Queen, hearing such a family row, came around to the bin to investigate. She crowded her way to the door and climbed in and then seeing that it was a cat fight, took a hand right willingly. Vlfhen the cats heard her voice they got just about twice as scared as they had been before, and in less time than it takes to tell it, two of them had decided that old John was some kind of a post and had gone clear up to his shoulders at one jump. John straightened up right quick then but before he could. pull the cats off, Queen and the pups hit him like a flying wedge and spilled him all over the floor. And the best of it was that he had just got hold of one cat when the dogs hit him and in the excitement of the moment he forgot to let go, so for about thirty seconds there was the greatest cat-and-dog fight you ever sawall over the old chap. But when the smoke of the battle kind of cleared away so that he could get his breath, he certainly made up for lost time infexpressing himself. I know something of the general make-up of a sailing ship, and when I thought it over afterward, I decided that there wasn't a part from the stem to the stern nor from the keel to the royal top-gallants that he didn 't mention in some connection, besides individually introducing every- variety of pirate and sea monster in the catalog. One of our neighbors had heard him berating a team just a few days before this and he remarked to falther that 'John didn 't 'swear' bad but he did 'cuss' most terrific. Even on this occasion his remarks were not just of the sort that wouldnlt look well in print, but as he danced 'about the bin in his rage, stamping his feet and swinging his arms, with that fog-horn voice of his going at double time, there wasplenty of spice and variety, in the performance to keep up the interest. As it was the pups and cats quit fighting and took to opposite corner of the bin and Jim let the graphophone keep on run- ning for several minutes after it had reached the end of the rec-ord before he discovered the fact. When he found that it was done, however, he ran up to the house to get something to eat while the rest of us hitched up the team and then we all started for meeting except -old John who was still too mad to be good company. ' We were a little late getting to the grove and they had already com- menced singing when we drove up. With a view to 'all possible c-ontingen- cies we tied the team where we could get them out very quickly and easily and then Jim and I slipped around behind the tent to reconnoitre. We found that the canvas was down all across the back of the platform but that it would be easy work to pull up one or two stakes and slip the graphophone under. These things. being decided, we went 'back to the wagon and all went up among the boys to wait till the proper time to start the excitement. , The sermon was perhaps half over when Jim touched me on the arm and motioned me to follow him. We were in among the crowd of boys 'back of t'he tent and they were constantly -coming and going so no- one n-oticed us leave. We got the machine all right and in ai very few minutes were around back of the platform ready to -begin operations. V ' I didn't start the record quite at the first of the thing, Jim ex- plained, so we'll have time to get back to the crowd before the fun begins. Are you all ready? tWell, you keep out of the light around this way and I'll take the other side. I Y - I prepared to push the stakes back into their holes so it would take longer to find 'where the tent had been lifted and then whispered to go ahead. Jim softly started the machine and dropped the needle on to the wax, I set the stakes and in five secon-ds we were getting away in double quick time. I had made the .circuit safely to the back of the tent and was just slowing up to walk gracefully into the crowd when I heard J imfs voice yell, 4'Let 'em go! I was sure Jim had left when I did and if aI was not mistaken that was he I saw at that moment walking up into the crowd. Therefore I didn it just understandit. ' j But my surprise was as nothing to that of the speaker and his attentive audience. At the first sound from under the platform, the preacher stopped short and turned toward the back of the tent, frowning angrily. He was just startinglin to deliver ai scathing rebuke to thesupposed dis- turber when the cat-and-dog iightibroke loose in its full fury. Then he was mad! I am sure it never entered his head that it was anything but the real article and the way he crossed that platform and dropped on his knees in front to look under, boded no good for whatever he got hold of. The ight was progressing in fine shape, with lots of talking and laughing mixed in, but I had figured out what was happening 'and decided that it would do no harm so I was enjoying the fun to the limit. But Jim thought differently. The thing hadn't more than got started when he came crowding his way to where I was and grabbed me by the arm. 'f'Say, fellow, 'we'll have to get that thing out of there quick, he whispered excitedly. . 'fO, let it go, I replied carelessly. '4It'll stop pretty soon and then we ,ll sneak it out while they 're hunting to see where the cats went to. Just then came a remark from under the platform in my own voice and then J im's clear base broke out, They're doing fine, fellows. Just keep 'em stirred up a few minutes longer and we 'll give' those good folks a few selections' that ,aint in the hymn-book. John, why don 't you get back out of the way? Those pups will run over you first thing you know. . By this time the preacher had recovered his voice and he now began to hurl a torrent of threats under the platform. Don,t pay any attention to the old fool, came the clear rejoinder. Run 'em over him if you canf' - f ' ' . -L15 have W l 53' 1112119 3 r Ifm gifllli back Uf l As lt record ff raisrfl Th' that Wm' fthey we: gelilllil ff deuly N11 ran all Ill as I frenz. gap ill ilk waiting i5 that reach fairly uve By ii the road: us. We ' hard for around ai Wed most of iz tl1afJ1in. . the plarfvr motion. A sack and 5 lroulwle iii though the it lion., The if meetill'!S.: HH infam- Hlld Qu ik Tent. leng! lad fallen IUQS and 0119. 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Listen at that kid urged Jim If they get that th1n0 they 11 have evidence enough to send us all up I saw the point by this time You re right J im 'but we ll have to make a run for it You get the fellows to the rig and I ll get the machine I m stouter than you And with that I started on a vs ide circle for the back of the tent As luck would have it Just at the moment I pulled up the stakes the record reached the place where old John broke loose Of course wx hen I raised the tent it let in enough light so that the crowd looking under saw that something was happening and they immediately iaised a cry that they were getting out I grabbed the machine and started to run foi getting foi a moment that it was still going When I did notice it I sud denly remembered that I didn t know how to shut it off anyhow so I Just ran all the harder trailing old John s choice phrases out over my shoulder as I went The ciowd seemed to be gaining on me but I beat them to the gap in the corner of the fence and through to where the boys had the rig waiting' in the road I swung that graphophone up to the irst fellovs that reached for it and old Dan and Ned were running' by the time I got fairly over the endgate By that time a lot of other boys had got their horses or rigs out into the road and in the general confusion we got off 'without anyone catching us We took a road in another direction than toward home and drove hard for quite a ways but no one seemed to be chasing us so we cncled around and drove in home hid the graphophone and went to bed We d1dn't hay much the next day however for the simple reason that most of us were arrested Before the Justice of the peace it was charged that Jim my brother two or three. of the hands and I had crawled under the platform with a bunch of cats and dogs and stnred up a terrible com- motion. Also that old John had carried the pups and cats away in 'L sack and swore like a pnate because they scratched him. We had no ti ouble 1n proving an alibi for all of us and the case was soon dismissed though the Justice seemed to thmk that we might know something about it. Moreovei the plaintiff had to pay the costs The next development was an edict that, no boys should attend the meetings and the posting of guards to keep them out. This proved such an incentive .to the bad boys that they made life miserable for the guards and onthe third night managed to slip in and cut the guy ropes of the tent, letting it down on the heads of the devoted few, for the congregation had fallen off badly. The next morning 'the leaders packed up their belong- ings and left for. parts unknown, to the satisfaction 'of almost every- one. A few -days later I overheard one of our shrewd old neighbors say to father, ','Everybody thinks your boy and that city chap knows how that noise -was stirred up, but we aint goin' to lay it up against 'em by a long ways. ' ' ' ' Sunshine. Elin Ctnllegr Mihnm. .1 OOKING out on the glory of a June night, when the white light shed from an effulgent moon spread over the earth like a glisten- 4r ing shroud, were two blue eyes in which the deep unfathomable turquoiselwas almost obscured by thehtragical woe therein. The owner of these selfsame orbs was a huddled mass in the deep shadow of a piazza corner. Only a few 'moments before, she had been calmly sitting on the porch-edge contentedly dreaming in the soft radiance of Lunla. Now huddled back in the corner with face buried in arm, she sobbed and, sobbing, wept. Why this sudden metamorphosis? What change had come over the spirit of her dream? Simply this, O profound psychologist. In an evil-sent moment, a lad and his lassie had unwittingly halted in the shade of the towering old tree in the front yard. She had seen him raise the girl 'si face to his in love 's tribute and had felt rather than heard the caress. How oft in some stilly night before .had her lips been likewise impassioned! With an utter sense of loneliness, she watched them happily stroll away, arm in arm, hand clasping hand. It -was then with a low choking cry like that of some wounded wild thing that. she crept miserably over to the corner. i As she self-pityingly moaned out her heart on the bare boards be- neath, what visions, what recollections thickly crowded to view! What moments of ultra-sweet bliss she recalled, now sterile in happiness. Re- miniscing thus, two tears met on the bridge of her nose-the bridge of sighs -and formed into a large salty one, which, successfully eluding the corner of her rose-bud mouth 'and dipping easily over the dimple in her chin, gathered force and momentum an-d fell to the floor. Stimulated to fresh and further grief, she moaningly recalled the time, long years ago, when she, too, was the happy possessor of a term' date. In 'thosecare-free days, she, too, roamed through the shady dells and over the old board walks of Mt. Vernon, she, too, would ramble over Ash Park to the grand-stand to select some weak-looking spot through which she might fall, and per- chance be heroically rescued by her lover, she, too, would carelessly leave undrawn the curtains of the 1-1 House parlor while her 'man' .bade her a fond good-night. In those bygone days of ecstatic joy little. did she realize that the day would dawn when she, unable to retain the presence of her lover with her silken leash of attractiveness, would become one of the most helpless of the world's unfortunates - a College Widow. But now she was a dead leaf -on the greens-ward of youth. Gone was joy, happiness and lover,-everything save the fruitless memories of the dead past. Come back, Ah, come back, she cried, in her stress of longing. 4'Return, O heart' of mine, from that dreadful, professional school! Come back to this fond and waiting heart and together under me W H951 We Bvf only 2 ' and ffm floaffd 0 heart-lJl'0 of mem' sadll' in, f'Th1 nuinilw' light Stem. lilbhg The leep been mee she 'hat lad ree e 's lly use ind 'me be- hat Re- ghs ner Lin, esh Len YS, of to yer- ave an' ttle . the ome lone ries ress oual n del' the flashing stars, under the deep embracing shade of our old trysting tree, we will linger, feasting our souls on the love in the other 's eyes. But Oh, the futility of human longing, the vainness of human hope! Only a. hoot-owl answered in the distance. Then the silence became long and -tense until a merry chorus of laughter a-'down the streetl broke out and Hoated over the mosquito-infested air. Then with aiisubchied murmur, of heart-broken pain, the girl, with gray, tear-stained face, lapsed into a mood of melancholy musing, and the swaying branches of tlie old tree whispered sadly in the gray, dim light, ' This is sorrow surmounting sorrow, misery in its quintessence, tor- turing wretchedness, and tormenting anguish, woe beyond compare. Alma Mater. Dear mother let us catch from thee the fire That quickeneth the prophetfs burning thought And counts aught less than highest as but naught So deep the hunger is and the desire, And fan a love, whose flame can ne'er expire, For Truth, the ever-during, ever fraught With fullest promise, let the tones, thus caught, Like trumpet calls lead whither we aspire. I There is no realm where thou reignlst not as queen Thou holdest keys to open many doors, And Art doth babble mysteries in thine ear, Upon the breast of nature dost thou lean And from her whispers learnest treasured stores, For which thy gifts to us, we hold thee dear. -PRQF. DANIELS. lx . . A - -- . ' ma z e - ' ' ' s '++ -af- f 'x'i i Glnrwell an Sven Zlirnm illflr,-5. I ENECRATES, the great and omnipotent 'ruler of Mars, was sitting alone in his vast -council chamber. About him on every ghand were evidences of his wise and powerful rule. Trophies of the chase, rich banners captured in war, and costly ekhibits of the industrial arts were -seen in great pro- fusion. Menecrates was noted for his wisdomg and prudence, and he was universally 'beloved by his people for his wise and just government. In appearance he was of medium stature, his skin was pale green in color and very much wrinkled, his eyes were yellow, his no-se long and hooked,- something like the beak of a parrot, his sky-blue hair, long and matted, hung down over his eyes like that of a French poodle, and his hands were long and slender like those of a great musician. His dress presented as fantastic an appearance as his features. Like all other Martians, so the great scientists tell us, his feet and legs were almost hypertrophied, for so highly are the industrial and mechanical arts developed there that no one any longer has to walk a step. ' Menecrates picked up a golden rifle by his side and shot ai diamond bullet at a greatisilver bell that hung over the middle of the room. Now the strangest thing about this procedure to Earth-dwellers was the fact that the discharge of the rifle made no -sound, nor did it cause any smoke. Before .the deep toned bell had ceased resounding, there stood before the king -a man, with about the same general appearance as himself, altho not so richly dressed. I-Ie seemed, too, much older. He advanced rever- ently and solemnly bowed three times t-o the king. I I 4' 'Ods life, Alcibiades, thou art .prompt today. O venerable scientist, most skilled in every art, thou remcmberest the command I gave thee to search out by thy new all-powerful Omniscienoscope, which seeth all that transpires on all planets, that college or place of learning on our fair neigh- bor Earth which did seem tok thee most perfect, that I might establish a like hall of knowledge here on Mars for the benefit of our youth. Hast done so? . ' Then Alcibiades, the venerable Royal Astronomer, advanced and again bowed thrice to the king. Then he spoke, - V O Menecrates, live forever. I did hearken unto your command and I did follow your instruction. Hear my words. I 'CO powerful Ruler of Mars, I chose to study a college which 'is called o0fne11,4f0r there methought I found the most beautiful young maidens and young men most renowned for their wisdom and strength. And many things I saw seemed passing strange to me, yet I did think that here was a school which I might well investigate. And, O founder of the true faith, I have many things to narrate, things of great wonder concerning age of ten, here, fear went face riSf before 1 311y S0111 other em in his ff body of go. AS mth back thi shaking proudly angry n was bre ' '10 moved lg the arm! death! 4 royal ho HX' ing, fill' 1 them. sf 5 i 0 KY' blood to have Q0 Pflled 1 to 1-un , evfll, 3 lllllgt bl alllllng d0l1bly ' is was 1111 on Pllle. - and i Pro. P Was . In 'and d,A lung long lstic reat Illly any loud Kew fact oke. fore ltho ver- fist, f to hat sh- h last gain and alled .flells And . here true fnillg aged philosophers, strong youths, and maidens passing fair to look upon. HI first did look upon the earth as their chapel clock struck the hour of ten, for -as your Wors'hip knows their days are much shorter there than here, so that it would be about thirty-seven o 'clock in our time, and, O King, I did see there a vast concourse of students gathered in a great stone dungeon, and various old philosophers did bring up the rear much in haste, and did urge on the delinquent students. Finally when the time was accomplished when all should be in their benches, the .great oaken doors and the postern gates were closed, and the poor s'tudents,itrembling with fear sat quaking in the awful presence of their rulers. O king, my heart went out to them in pity, and I threatened dire things against the crucl tyrants who oppressed them so. Then did one man of grave and stern face rise in his place and harangue the trembling culprits who, like sheep before their shearers are dumb, answered no word, neither made they any sound. Then la young man of lean and hungry look arose from the other end of the long platform and he strode to the desk with much fire in his eye, and determination in his step. He likewise did harangue the body of students and did gseek to instruct them ini the way they should go. As he spoke he waved his arms fiercely, and his gestures bespoke great wrath. Then he shook his fist ati the quaking -audience who only shrank back the more. Finally he finished and with one last defiant, menacing shaking of his list and a tremendous stamp upon the floor he ,retired proudly to his seat. As he closed, the audience responded with 'a dull angry roar like thecries of some wild, untameable creature whose heart was breaking. - ' O the knfave, O the tyrant! broke in the king, who was profoundly moved by this re-cital. '4By my halidom, I will not suffer it. Order out the army. By the helmet of St. Swibert, let the miscreants be put to death! O 'those poor, innocent, tender youths. -By the 'scutcheons of my royal house, I will not suffer it. 'tNay, good King, returned the Astronomer. Alas, we can do noth- ing, for our Omniscienoscope can only reveal these things, but not prevent them. 'I O those wretched creatures. Beheldest thou more such? Yea, that I did, Wvorthy Sire. I saw such sights as did cause my blood to run cold. In the afternoon the tyrants do cause the youths who have committed misdeeds to do most ignoble penance. Certain arecom- pelled to throw about from one to another a small ball. Others are forced to run all afternoon, even until the going down of -the -sun, yea, even until even, around and around a great dusty track. Still others, perforce, must bat little white balls from one to another. Even the delinquen-ts among the maidens must suffer in this way also. The punishment is doubly severe because their erstwhile companions who have not sinned -- nl-, ..-Anna . l. ,N-.-...n.... .. , .,,.-.,-..- . . ..... ,,.. .,, .. . ... ...- .-..,......,.,. .. ......- . - -H-V-f 4- - V- -- 1 . . - .. - ............... A fav...-.-..........- . ,.,. .,,..,....-,--.-H.,-f. I ...- -., ., .......7.,,..1...-..---7, f, '. . ,. K - -f-N V--A ' ' ,. . -.:,-,,-f, ,, . - - V v A 1-tml. -QL A ... . ,ig ,iw gQ,,,,,...,....... ,,.., . i are permitted to spend the whole' afternoon in enjoyable study. O that such a condition exists in the universe! By my trothf' cried the King, UI would not endure it. I would die, were I they, and I be so drown-troddenf' And then, O delight of thy servants, in winter I did hear there was a teacher there who did open up -his room, yea, on, the coldest days did expose the frail and tender youths to the cruel blasts- of the wintry wind. And another did'keep many youths penned up in a foul smelling den and did cause them to 'brew evil odored mixtures in search of the Philosopher 's Stone, and with these concoctions they did seem to bewitch all their fellows. . But, broke in the King, by my honor, surely some seek to escape and to rebel. By my hialberdiers, they are not all such cowards. By the Cornucopia of Capricorn, they cannot be. True, light of Mars, some do, I looked upon the Earth perchance just as the darkness had steeped all in gloom, and, O King, I savw m-any creep forth from houses and two by two steal silently awayq And lo, I followed with my Omniscienosc-ope certain of them, -and they did walk and walk until I trow they must have been a weary fromftheir labors. But alas and alack! they might not escape, and so they returned again unto their cells and stole softly in again, that their keepers might not know of their attempt. And again I saw certain of them hire ox-carts drawn by beasts of burden and they did journey abroad in the land seeking to escape. But alas, their efforts were bootless. The road always came 'to a great river. ,And opposite were great cliffs, so high that none might ,clamber up them, and the river was so mighty that none might cross it, and on the bank thereof was a mighty castle, and there they did again enslave them and send them back once more to their terrible doom. O terrible, terrible, groaned the King, 'slid, 'by the Gorging Gias- ticutus, my heart acheth for these poor yeomen. Are there any wassailers therefll' ' ' Oh no, replied the astronomer, 4' 'Sdeath, bless the mark. Their fate would be too horrible f-ormention. Then, O voice of the thousand thunders of Olympus, 'I did seethem go to -the castle hight, Bowman Hall, and they didtgather in the donjon keep of the Castle, and they did eat of the nouri-shment set before them. V' And ohthe 'horror of it. Vllhat poor fare for human wights to devour. The flesh was but half cooked, the cabbage,-Ch I might not describe these things to you! And some I saw offered up incense to 'appease their tyrannical rulers in little wooden bowls with slender stems which they held in their mouths, and although clouds of incense did ascend right merrily, yet alas, it was bootless. 'Tis enough Alcibiades,'7 responded the King, whose indignation I can assure you, was somewhat aroused by the terrible things he had just heard, Oh that I might turn my yoemen on such tyrants. By the male- diciioll 1105 l mi' 5' 1119 no suCl1 l escilpfd teffillle li ty!-31llS And of his 001 well-111031 wimased ! That Wtluid llltlre days intl-y 'lline E 5 the Yitch Cape the lust eep wed Falk and ?ells apt. den das, lnd and 'eof ,em HS- ers Leir ind nan did hat ked, ome nflell nugll Jn I just .1319- diction of St. 'Winklebrand, I will not rest until they be punished. What ho! Villain! Here, caitiff! Miscreants! Hear my word. Make ready my greatguns, all my catapults, all my vast engines of war. Swashbuckle me no swashbucklers, but this diabolical work must cease. I'll have no such institution here on my beloved Mars. Zounds, how glad I am to have escaped such a dire, fell doom. Alcibiades, thou hast saved Mars from a terrible fate. I now advance thee to third in my kingdom. Out upon such tyrants! And the wrathful king, pressing a button concealed under the lapel of his coat, was silently and mysteriously whisked away, leaving the worthy, well-meaning Alcibiades to ponder gravely over the strange sights he had witnessed, but which he had so sadly misinterpreted. GDI!! lbzmnrar! Oh Grief! Away! Relieve my tortured soul, Remove thy burning burden. Give me peace, And bid my bitter tears no longer-roll From out mine eyes and let my sorrow cease. Thou wilt not? Must I yet endure thy pain? - Remember yet what caused thy birth and sigh? Will never happiness be mine again? Then going not I pray thee tell me why- Oh why must my once happy soul be sad? l Oh why befell this dire calamity? Why must the form that lately made me glad Lie crushed and bruised, its beauty lost to me? Oh Katie! dearest treasure I possessed A crown unto my very being thou. Thou hadst no equal. Peer of all the rest, - The pride of all my life thou wert, but now Forevermore thy graceful form is lost, G-one thou art who bade me lift my head And look men in the eyes. And oh the cost! Oh cruel fate, this most of all I dread- A Ye Furies, rush into my stricken soul And mingle with my grief and turn to hate My sorrow. Let a flood -of vengeance roll Itself upon me ere it be too l-ate. ' Oh bid me quickly rise in righteous wrath And seek the felon out wherere he 's at, , And hammer him till he no visage hath-2 The man who sat upon my new stiff hart. V, . ,L . . . . . . . . ,. . .. . I , . . . -. .,. ..,.,.. .. .- H . ...urn ..YY M:--1-ZT-,,Yn1-,vw -- -'YA - ' f e -'- - -e nw- - ev- -- f . .- -vw . +-- . p. Svrninr 1Hrum Night. Hey! Joe! Kid, have you heard the latest? Chubbie Blair guarded- ly hallooed to his chum, Joe Deik, across the street. The balmy May day was fast drawing to a close, and these two Cornellians felt especially free for it was Friday. Nope,-what? was the return when they met. A '4Seniors 're going to have some special doings tonight-trying to start a new fad, I guess. I. - Noticed they were mightily concerned at Chapel this morning about something. Right you are and Chubbie soundly slapped. Joe on the shoulder. Bones got next,'the dear boy, and we're in for some fun. '4Can't break it up now can we? Its seven-lifteen already, and there 's society, too. c Society to the rear-we're going to keep Mack from the feed at any rate. Just left. him toggin' up in his best, splurging about the speech he 's to give on the prog. tonight.. But just you wait, he can 't bluff us. We 'll pinch him before he gets a smile at his lady love even. V . HGQ-ing to nab him when calls for Margie? J oe' broke in. Brilliant stroke, old man! Let's meet at my room-just next door to Margie 's house, you know, and we -can gobble him up in a jiffy. I'll be there in ten minutes with 'Bones' and the 'Big Four'. S 'long till then. And Withreciprocal winks -of anticipation the two plotters parted, Joe for ,C'hubbie's room, and the latter for reinforcements. From his window their victim, Mack McGill, glanced unsuspiciously out at the schemers on the corner. He was too much excited and hurried to think of anything but getting Margie to the hotel on time. The fading twilight hastened his cravat-tying and hair-brushing. Of all the class the toastmistress should be at the banquet in good season, and Margie Watts-- his Margie-was to be toastmistress. Mack was happy, too, that he had got rid of that Nbutt-in Chubbie Blair so easily-he was to give a speech, but not -on a society prog-and now the first Senior Prom seemed all but realized, that for which he and the other members of the '01 class had striven with such industrious secrecy. 'With Ia final survey of his toilet in the mirror, this Senior gallant scooted down the stairs and out on his way to his 'clady love , thinking meanwhile of this night which would go down into Cornell 's history. Wouldnl't the undergraduates feel scrubby the next day! The chapel-bell chimed the three-quarter and Mack has- tened faster. , 'fHo, ho! But that wasethe cleverest ever! exulted the exuberant, rollicking Chubbie. The seven fellows were standing in front of his house Whefeln the C31 .cull bf stali 5 that fl mi? at 'lhf on Chuh Q here all I5 llizh bctook tht lleaui cure hand? could cull' time. Bu The spliu' A cuckoo caught ch for it. ll ccuimuu 1 was in thu ,McGill hz Drcnrcr cz was now uuteuamlg P913 did Q.. Of lcaxigg shelves and hun ' out on 11,2 fill hclcur, cf Chuhhg. To at llackg Opllflille C keepin? h In While gc the 10W fe the dusk, Wtled. 5' Clay F' free f Start about llder. are 'S any he 's Ve 'll door I 'll en. H Joe lsly -ied ing thee S.. had e a med :lass his .t on ould ubby has- 'rants 101150 wherein they had deposited the gallant Mack, 'but only after a scrap, for the captive had not starred for two years on track for nothing. Mack will have a pretty tale to tell Margie. Say! We can thank our lucky stars she didn't catch on. '4He's certainly fixed , Joe the muscular declared, Can't get out of that cubby store room we locked him in, without our knowing it, that's sure. But, fellows, we ought to keep watch anyway. The old Herr 'Dean' might have trapped us up the attic, but if we lay low here, nothing-. Sure! the corpulent Mr. Blair interrupted. Let's guard, three at the back and four here. V Point of order well taken , spoke up Parliamentary 4Bones7. Come on Chub and Joe, let 's to the rear-the four invincibles can peel their lids here all right. I With heartyassent the quartet settled on the porch, and the others betook themselves to the settee-swing in the 'back yard. Meanwhile their prisoner in the little room up attic, free from his inse- cure handkerchief bonds and blindfolded, stood up dazed and lost. If he could only find out where he was, perhaps he could yet get to Margie in time. But the one little window before him revealed only blackness without. The splintery beams dusted his groping hands. If he only had a match. A cuckoo clock away down stairs faintly called the quarter hour. Mack caught the singular sound. His hands seemed to grope for a proper setting for it. Where had he heard that peculiar call before? It was a note not common to other cuckoo clocks he had heard. All at once he realized he was in the old Drenter house-how well he now recalled that queer chirp. McGill had roomed here in his prep days and many times had the old Drenter cuckoo told the hours while he lay thinking of this last year which was now all but passed. He was in the attic-roonr next the one, long since untenanted, which he had occupied'five years before. This fact his kidnap- pers did not know, or they would not have locked him in there, not to speak of leaving him allyalone. There, too, were the old chintz-covered book- shelves that hid the opening into his former abode. After a labored. yank and twist Mack had entered, and carefully opened the window that .looked oult. on Margie 's house not tenifeet -distant 5 there was her window not very far below, and from the swing around the corner came the familiar laugh of Chubbie. To get word to Margie and to get ahead of his captors were first in Mack's mind. A golden' head framed itself in the lighted open window opposite dlownbelow. His lady was wondering where her escort could be keeping himself. Very softly the captive gave his usual call. The Hgure in white started, that was certainly Mack 's call-where could he be 9 Again, the low familiar sound fell upon her ear from above. She peered- up into the dusk. Margie could barely discern a masculine form leaning out of the attic window. i A low 4'Margie and Trapped reached- her ear. She had seen the boys loitering around the neighboring place, and it dawned upon her all of a sudden that her senior was locked up, from her and from the party. . After calling a guarded Wait , shelrushed up into the garret, and in a jiffy had furtively raised the sash directly. across from the one in which the familiar form was dimly framed., ' I Why, Mack! I-Iow did it happen'?H the figure in white called softly in surprise. ' Hello, Margie. Oh, it 's a case of butt-in-Chub again-wait till I present my little billfl . f'And they've locked you up there? Oh, Mack! She gave a faint outcry. H Sh-sh-sh-Margie, those kids down in the swing will hear you next - what's worrying me is, you 'll miss the banquet. If -old man Dr'enter's big ladder were only up here where it used to be, I could shove it across and make short work of- D Why here 's papa's long ladder, Mack - I'm going to push it over to you. ' Don't you think of doing it, you canit possible hold it, and youill strain yourself in trying. Maybe we can think -of something else. But Margie was cautiously dragging the ladder to the window. Here it comes, and you 've got to grab itpand take me to the 4Prom' for thanks' ' 4'Bravo! Margie ' ', McGill whispered hoarsely, as the twenty foot ladder silently slid toward him, HYou shall be put in this year 's 'Who's VVho' - lok out-can you hold it? There, I've got it. And her gallant, after fixing the ladder fast, noiselessly crawled across to her while brave Miss Watts with eyes shut and chin aquiver, held to her end of the impromptu bridge to keep it from slipping. ' ' 1 At the banquet hall the lights were still 'brighti with the sparkle of Senior toast and jollity. Nearly all had departed, with a feeling of success- crowned effort-their Prom would be the precedent for the undergrads to follow. Margie and Mack were just coming out of the hotel door when a bunch of fellows sauntered past. ' VVell, I'll be plum jiggeredn, they heard a familiar voice exclaim in baffled surprise. - , ' ' Q Mr, Blair, I believe , Mack addressed this to one of the bunch as they passed. The fine forindecorum recorded against .you is stricken from the books. ' 4'My grateful thanks to Miss Watts for that - and with a mocking bow the foiled gentleman was gone. y - ' A 11101151 have ref' devel0Pe' goverllillf the GSW This bra! with the In lookin regret thi covered 21 lines guidaneel have phd is an ideal his air of fairer sex and his re 'one ammo position a The 1 rest of fl: to each sn under the day to dgi hiitioii for its privihig fiI'3Wl1 up 5 of ill? sm CUUPIPS of 'around tt Love as a 5? Mr, my 111113 Wm to mum! Y- M Q. hiayel' an ltomjmda splrghma Will! may Ns 0111-, vued il'01l1 Wet, I0 i11 lftly ill 1 iilllli .tm big and ' 1' to 1u'll lere KS H lcler Q V- fter liss ptu - of 'ess- racls en a gn in h as cken iking 'Qlhr New Eepartmvni nf Amnrnlngg. VVith the limited funds at its disposal the great problem of the faculty of Cornell College has always been, Hln what department can we put this money to bring the greatest results? i For many years the authorities have recognized the lack of an important department which is now to be developed to the fullest capacity. In short, the board of trustees and the governing body take greatppleasure in announcing through this publication the establishment of a new department, the department of Amorology. This branch of learning, that should be in every -school, has been left wholly with the student body heretofore, with no faculty supervision whatever. In looking over the pages of history, the governing body feels a pang of regret that so many golden opportunities for good might have 'been dis- covered and utilized had the course of the students along Amorological lines been supervised by wise direction. To secure this kind and fatherly guidance in the future for all those amorologically inclined, the authorities have placed at the head of this department a professor whom they feel is an ideal man for an ideal place. His life long acquaintance with women, his air of strength and decision which has resisted thehonslaughts of the fairer sex, that subtle and graceful air of culture which attract all to him, and his reputation as the Beau Brummeln of Cornell combine to make him '4 one among en thousand' for this position. He will resign from his present position and will devote his entire time to this new department. The class will meet once a week at Chapel on Friday mornings. The rest of the work will be in laboratory practice. Partners will be allotted to ea-ch student free of charge. The student may retain the same partner under the term date' system as Mr. Kern has done, or may vary from day to day as Mr. Furguson seems to prefer. There will be no extra tuition for thiscourse, and it is hoped that many will avail themselves of its privileges. A map ofthe college and surrounding country will be drawn up showing the amount of moonlight walking which will be expected of the several ranks of students, and also the relative speeds with which couples of one week's, and couples of one year 's standing should walk 'around the world.' The text-book used will be 'fThe Law of Love, and Love as a Law. The laboratory practice will be aided by a new book by Mr. Atwood, The Gentle Art of Spooningf' complete in 't-hree vol- umes with photographs from life. Preference will be given, of course, to returned missionaries,.edi'tors of the Junior Annual, past and present, Y. M. C. A. cabinet members, and such others as can repeat the Lord's Prayer and the Apostle's Creed. Applicants will be required to file an itemized account of all his or her attainments both physical, mental and spiritual at the collegeoffice. Each person will then be giventa partner who may seem to be of concordant tastes. If after tenpdays trial the assigned couple find themselves unable to agree, they will be alloted new partners and due announcement made in chapel. This department is begun under the most favorable auspices. Great and immediate results are looked for. It is hoped that all those who feel they need training along amorological lines will take advantage of this new course. I 1' I For further particulars address the Registrar, Mt. Vernon, Iowa. at is fl? ' at Pl? fl? . Note.-QThe following is from a summer prospectus found in Prof. Fogg's suit case.j ' h So confident are the faculty of the success of this new movement that they absolutely guarantee entire satisfaction or money refunded. .Ten days free trial will be given on application at the office. No matter how many times you have failed, amorologically speaking, no matter..,if yourself, your family and all your friends have given up all hope of ultimate success, here you may be sure at last ofobtaining your heart 's desire. Have you looming up before you the dark and dismal prospect of a single, unmar- ried career, a lifetime of solitude, a long period of years spent without the joy and comfort of the companionship of a kindred soul? Think of the unhappy and -cheerless career yawning before you with no ray of hope and comfort to cheer you. Think of the awful years of :despondence and gloom of a lonely and solitary existence. Young man! Young woman! Before it is too late, stop! Consider that in a few years that fresh: bloom of beauty, which, as Aeschines says, is only skin deep, will be gone, that rosy blush of health will fade fromiyour cheeks. All your youthful charm and vigor will be lost. With this 'awful prospect before you -can you hesitate longer? Think of what even a smalldelay might mean. The wrecking of the happiness and usefulness of your whole career may result from your neglecting this golden opportunity. Ten days free trial. HJ ones pays the freight. ' Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Ade- quately enunciated, - Nuf Sed. A - - ' . I Feb. 28, 1907. Dear Doctor :- T . I I want to 'write and ,tell you of my wonderful success in your depart- ment. I have a Springville Belle and my case is the second best in school. It took me all the spring vacation to determine at just what moment I. missed her the most, but solved it by not missing any moments at all. Tell other young hopefuls not to get discouraged at the start for I won out altho the Smith boy interrupted me several.times, and she loves me in spite of the fact that I occasionally go to sleep in the parlor. In conclusion, boys, let me say, shenis the one 'near and dear to me that I hope to lead some day to the altar to love, to cherish and protect till death do us part. But I must close for e'en now I hear her voice calling me. . Hastily,'- t ' I FOREST L. LOVELAND. , , , . 1 -. 4 1 W A ' ' V -' ' I Hklxv if is 811115 long wwf. 111111 T611 how self, .-ess, you 1111 1'- 1111? the mud 00111 fO1'0 . of ihat l1'11l mu Phe 1111 1es ie- art- 001. 11 I Tell out 9 in 51011, lead part I 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 7' I 1 0 i i I I 1 1 7 AH1i.qy1LH,.4gv2Qi-111 1 - 1 1 1 1 1 1 I 1 1 1 4 1 1 A i . , , . g Oct' 30, 1906. Dear Doctor :+. p V I . I feel that through my experiences derived from your course, my at- tachment to Cornell, since my graduation, has been much closer than it oth- erwise could have been. My parents had often desired some means of keep- ing me off the streets nights, and playing with evil boys, and I am happy to say that your department has taken away all such -sporty ideas. . My family all send heartfelt thanks for the success which your course has had with me. p ' ' 7 f -A Yours amorologically, -' ' ' ' WILL Y. PLATNER. V . - ' January 3, 1907. Dear Doctor 1 - f I , The results of my entering your course are too wonderful forume to believe. I had not thought that I -should ever indulge again in the light fancies of youth, but now my visits to Bowman Hall are the most delightful of my daily experiences. All the girls at the I-Iall set their alarm clocks by my arrival and happiness is surely mine. Enclosed find photograph and commemorative poem. i Yours gratefully, I WARREN C. FISHER. January 19,1 1907. Dear Doctor: - , I Since coming to Cornell and applying at the agency I have been en- gaged three times that I know of. Am now really in love and know that this case is not 'a single bottle short. Many a time I have paced the deck alone, but know that after marriage I will always feel flush, and this is straight even if there is only a pair of us. Mother and sister join in sending regards as alsodo my prospective relations. 1' . A , Yours for many more good matches, ' I AUBREY RRYNoLDs. , March 17, 1907. Dear Doctor: - Although I never had a girl before this year, after enrolling in your department.I have admittedly the worst case in school. , Woiild willingly give up all at the altar of love. I-Iave succeeded where others have failed. My case has greatly benefited the folks at home as it .has turned night into day and day into an endless sun-set. Am living on Faith Cat Hens j, Hope Cmy classmatesj, and Charity-but the greatest of these is Charity. r Yours heartily with enclosed photo, HARRY BILLINGSLEY. Dear U' 91115 and ffl WM? 5. raw f1PP15 ihanking Ta n Dear DW! 056 of many f ment 1315? spent in mf heart N girl ior tha home wif untiring eil blesed. ani the side swf ai ful -.. DWF Maze:- I iw, gm, . . thnughl his gm hills 5-.. Wlliii Qi! have W I would Ewa Palms, I 7 3 fir! 111 V . ,W s -f' ani 3 Diem, its 99 11 X 111133 le o ig . 1' 1 is Y ant 's 1 S ITS your ingly ailed. lg into Hope September 20 1906. Dear Doctor- - Since answering youi advertisement I have done Nobly ' M aients Y P and fiiends had given me up 'is hopeless all other remedies have failel uhere yours have succeeded. IVas engaged thiee weeks after the firt 1 s application and feel like a neu man. Fftthei and mother join with me in thanking you and recommending your agency to even the most tried. 1 Hoping to see this in print -I remain HARRY H. H XTCHER. December 6 1906. Dear Doctor - ' ' One of the most pleasant remembrances of Cornell aside fiom the many witty sayings I dispersed there i ment. Under your faithful guidance eight years of my college life were spent in one long-drawn-out period of sweet communion. A-s I write my heart goes out in pity and commiseration to those who are unable to get 1 girl for themselves and in future years when many thousands of happy homes and firesides have -sprung up all over our land as the results of youi untiring efforts multitudes will throng about your pathu ay and c-all you blessed and when you go to your last resting place the nation will pause at the side of rthy lifeless form andmurmur Well done thou good and faith- ful servant. . I 1 . A s in 'my experience in your depart- Yours devotedly, ' , FRED MILLER. l-s-J , February 3, 1907 Dear Doctor: - I, too, am happy to speak ia good word for your agency. . It has brought more happiness and joy into my life than anything else heretofore Al though I have been noted as a lady is man for many years, having taken a girl home from church on one occasion, yet I must confess I never knew what true' bliss was before. I had not intended to remain in school in the ' ess tear away the gentle tendrils which Spring term, but I could not so ruthl have been entwining themselves about my manly heart. Wi'thoiit your hel P I would never have been overturned in a sleigh while returning from the Palisades 5 I would never have had the opportunity to be heroic and rescue a certain fair maiden who fell through the grand-stand, I -oh I owe so much to you, dear Doctor, that I cannot tell it all. All my family, present and prospective, send their sincerest thanks. VVe have posed especially for a picture for you and hope -to see it in print. Yours devotedly, - CHESTER ALLEN RIoH.xRDsoN. November 30, 1906. Dear Doctor: - . Since registering in yourdepartment my bill at Hen 's has increased five dollars per term, but I feel amply repaid. Have gained seventeen pounds in six months, although my right arm has developed atendency to waste. Am a firm believer that two can live as cheaply as one, especially if one is a faculty member. ,p ' I ' Yours for success, A , . HAL BARGELT. , October 19, 1906. Dear Doctor : - - I can most cheerfully recommend your agency of, Amorology. If I had not taken your treatment I would not be the man I amfto-day. When I came to Cornell I was interested in my violin musi-c but after your treatment I have been brought to see that sweeter than the tones of the most impas- sioned sonatas played by a master-violinist, sweeter far than the celestial strains of the heavenly choir are the low, melodious accents of a feminine voice softly saying, My Edward! My days of happiness are days of bliss with Ziquolu sweetness long drawn out. Godspeed to your work, dear doctor, in behalf of -suffering and single humanity. . I Very truly yours, H ED. SMAILS. MF W dashgr. ' stable H tow 595 ,so Swim hairs of pi11l0Il5 l image Sli 315 3 bln! Whd mn 'hi stood UW catch HH 1 silent adn drinknill 1 Sins could lifi ling the In When An when the holly: ri Nfldlhf noon tide: dlldmiu boson Yourl num, finhmna tobemd: 'Pwhnfu . Ito, Hlldmgh Qllnfsm mmliili ZR' on ffoanng, tom. A Entre Erttvr. My Dear Bridget:- Every time I think of you my heart jumps up and down like a churn dasher. Sensations of ekquisite joy caper over it like young goats on the stable roof, .and thrill through it like Spanish needles through a pair of tow linen trousers. As a gosling swimmeth with delight in a mud puddle, so swim I in a sea of glory. Vision-s of ecstatic rapture thicker than the hairs of a blacking brush and brighter than the hues of hum-ming birds' pinions visit me in- my slumbers, and 'borne on their invisible wings, your image stands before me, and I reach out to grasp it like a pointer snapping at a blue bottle fly. - When I first beheld your angelic perfections, I was bewildered, and my brain whirled around like a bumble bee under a glass tumbler. My eyes stood open like a cellar door in a country town, and I lifted up my ears to catch the silvery accents of your voice. My tongue refused to Wag and in silen't adoration I drank in the sweet infection of love as' a thirsty man drinketh a hot whiskey punch. s Since the light of your face fell on my life, I sometimes feel as if I could lift myself up by my boot straps to the top -of the church steeple and ring the bell for a singing school. Day and nights you are in my thoughts. When Aurora, blushing like a bride, rises from her saffron colored couch, when the jay bird pipes his tuneful lay in the apple tree by the spring house, when the awakening pig ariseth and goes forth for her morning refreshment, when the drowning beetle wheels his drowning flight at sultry noon tide, and the lowing herds come home at milking time, I think of you, and like a piece -of gum elastic my heart seems stretched clear across my bosom. - ' . Your hair is like the mane of a sorrel horse powdered with gold, and the brass pins skewered through it fill me with unbounded awe. Your forehead is smoother than the elbow of an old coat, your eyes are glorious to behold, in their liquiddepths I see legions of little Cupids bathing like a cohort of ants on an Army cracker. .1 If these few remarks will enable you to see the inside of my soul, and me to win your affection, I will 'be as happy as a wood pecker on a cherry tree or a stage horse in a green pasture. If you cannot reciprocate my thrilling passion I will pine away like a poisoned bed bug and fall away from the flourishing vine of life can untimely branch, and in the coming years, when the shadows grow from the hill-s, -and the-philosophical frog sings his .-cheerful hymns, you, happy in another love, can come and drop ha tear and--catch la cold upon my last resting place. . Yours affectionately, ' ' YOUR LOVER. f Glhv Smurf un. the Cfrinh. . D K .HE world has tw-o ideas concerning the college man. One current belief associates him with those distinctly ornamental figures delineated in poster pictures' with voluminous clothes, bull-dogs both of thecanine and meersehaum brand and the debonair handsomeness of a comic opera hero + in short an artistic luxury only :to be indulged in by fathers with quarterly dividends and 'bank bal- aneesnever written ia red ink. The other impression is that the college man is a bookish, bespectacled being engaged in storing his mind with all sorts of knowledge on all sorts of perfectly useless things like -one 's attic is stored with miscellaneous junk, unfitting him of course for the real world's work. Something may be defined by 'telling what it is not. VVe will take therefore, 'an impres- ea sionistic view of these two fae- mili-ar figures of college life, the sport and the grind, and 'then - L N show that the true and typical A 'fi college man belongs 'to neither fl i First as to the grind. What are the appearance and habits of this interesting specimen of H. Q X524 the 4' genus homo'7?V His frame up 7 ' is usually Gothic in architecture MQ' 4- 1 and on his angular proportions A! his iraimenvt is draped as upon Z p an animated clothes-rack. His W sartorial short-comings are pain- I' - X fully familiar. If in our mod- 1 N A ern world the survival of the H 'i i Httest means the survival of the W best fitted then the grind is hopelessly disqualified. In personal appearance a frowsy fish-wife would usually look like a Beau Brummel in comparison with this blot on the landscape. I have yet to -see a grind whose face sug- gested all the 'cardinal virtues of Pears Soap, or one who realized that his face value would be materially increased by shaving oftener 'than once a week. Sicklied,o'er with the pale cast of thought, he wears also an expression of ,portentous gloom and gravity as though upon him rested the fate of empires yet unborn. He never r-r-ambles in Ash Park and other D D hallowed, haunts of romance, but only emerges from his den 'to register at classes and chapel with the -automatic regularity of a ca-sh-counter. In class he always reels off the answers 'to the questions asked 'him with the port ln an ,yon Wifi' cod-fiat me-e' friendi EW Illtfhanim usually 'ia mat fm' th He mari henliflllff world E1 whim in the elim ends H595 we ms? 5 V01-kiligs ini they meh is supnlmd Pallillllfhll' which hm Pliilisthas. exponeni ii studies is a the Sindy-nz lafzrfr via take the gem By c-amass, Q Will 8 um with his M flllfl many, 3 We-BQ-5 College rn WEST and 2 Colle-gp S0011 Nurs -I llllr nf my Ofiilihaae in EMM 8 11 th ills- mae, H1 thili of after rm has lm: , Sim precision of a phonograph. This is all very well, but try to enlist his sup- port in any branch of literary, society orathletic activity and he will look at you with the peculiar vacuity observable in the lack-lu-ster eye of a dead cod-fish, and with an eloquent glance toward his books say, I have 'nt time. It goes without saying that he may have acquaintances, but never friends. Emerson says that the high advantage of-college life is often the mere mechanical one of the student 's having a separate room and fire, which he usually does not have at home. But he recommends intervals of solitude not for the purpose of grinding, but for its effect on the tone of thought. 'tHe must be to his native center fast, but he is not to busy himself in hermit-like, mediaeval seclusion. He must be in the world but not of the world. Emerson further says that as many arts, trades and friends as a man has so many times is he a man. The grind may 'tsweant his soul out in the effort to get the most possible out of college but he defeats his own ends. His narrow world is circumscribed by the covers of his books. Text- books may bristle with facts, but if these do not give an insight into the workings of the world then they become as dry as dust and choke the life they were in'tended to nourish. a Again the flavor of diverse human thought is supremely educative, and the grind in his isolation from college com- panionship cuts himself off from this influence. Samson, the first grind which history presents, deponent sayeth was forced to grind by and for the Philistines, so then -according' to Matthew Arnold he cannot be taken as an exponent of pure culture. A variety of persons as well as la variety of studies is needful to develop the peculiar faculties and affinities with which the student is endowed. Hereby is given stimulus, readjusftment and a larger vision of things. It has been said that cities give us collision and take the nonsense out of a man. The college still more effectively does this. By contact, the collision with other minds 'all working at the same problems with a common purpose, the student comes out of this process of attrition with' his mental and social angularities rounded off. Polished in mind. and manner he is in the best sense a man of 'the world. College is a place for high -aims, high opportunities and high spirits. College with the inspiration of beauty of the morning of life, fosters the rarest and most precious kind of good fellowship and warm association. College songs do not originate in professinal or technical schools. All too soon comes the entrance into the chill conventionalism and glacial tempera- ture of the world outside. The w-armest and most enduring friendships originate in college, the point from which our companions scatter over all the world, and the rallying-point for our reunion with them. Thackeray says, Cultivate, kindly reader, those friendships of your youth, it is only in that generous time thatthey are formed. How different the intimacies of after years, and how much weaker the grasp of your own hand after it has been shaken about in commerce with the world, and has squeezed and dropped a thousand equally careless palms. Besides missing the educative and inspiring features of true college life what knows the grind of the keen delight of representing one 's college with his physic-al skill? That swift upward leap and sure catch that saved. the day, that moment in the ninth with the bases full when eventhe rooting was hushed as you stepped to the place and waited, poised, to meet that ball with a full-'body swing, the tingling -shock as mu'scle met speed, the dull zing of the ball as it flew far out over the fielder ls head, or that l-ong run around the end and down the field, the flashing of chalk-line after chalk-line t under your feet until you fell across the last one, caring not though an avalanche of human iiesh 37 y s piled up on you then, for colors were waving and N f ll , l ' 5 voices were cheering-such moments are indeed . worth living for. Blind to the joys, brightness and beauty of an. almost enchanted world the grind forsooth is more to be pitied than censured. T An-other familiar iigure of college life as a foil f to the grind is that bird of brilliant plumage . known as the sport. Solomon in -all his glory would look like a Quaker -compared to the sport . in his Urevelry rags. He toils not, neither does I he spin - anything but yarns to his cronies. His V - ll capacity to resist instruction can hardly be over ll estimated. The nursling of our elective sy-stem, K if he can easily follow the line of least resistance. If X fl persecuted in the city of Mathematics, he can flee ,P ' xl A to the city of refuge of Freshman Drawing. If fg l. he journeys through the classic realms of Greece Jia and Rome, he rides at a care-free -canter on his 'A' dl trusty steed, branded with the Hinds 85 Noble mark while the grind .plods la'boriously along the dusty way. Buthe is no fool as the cool effront- ery of his witty replies often attests. When asked the gender of ovum he will -answer, You can 't tell, Professor, until it 's hatched. He will X, . gravely -ask his Latin Professor if the word restau- S rant is not derived from the words res and taurus - a bully thing, or when asked in History to tell of the life of Queen Catharine of Russia will reply in indignant tones, I refuse to dis- cuss a lady '-sy character lbefore a class of men. His main literary work consists in inditing epistles of this ten-or, Love to all and please remit by first mail. For like the Waters of Lodorc so his money flows. He is interested in -astronomy only so far as the great Dipper may be studied with the aid of a pair of spoons. The 'sphere of activity which engages his ll Ill' iffy I 3, fzfmfx 1 all If l Nxt A xx . ig i ,v crosS25 which 'Boon to sit HAGMD great de Jus carries 1 smelling Right m inhabits time wit ' Hadesf aceompa guitar 1 touching head of Falin the calci A The Sllinviva college fl a mouth! lllitltlle c SP0l'lllon tion, H lim and H13 Plat the dim Though lmoam n Anuos liiuu mg nlu fellows and en the 9313 ego Wd 111 W 5 hut hill run lille D110 -1 ssh md Sed less g.. Q ELL foil ige ary ort oes His ver em, If lee If -ee mis e 7 7 the illi- ked in't will tau- and he of dis- vorli t by e is died his main interest is oval in form, and covered with pig-skin. The porcine cov- ering expl-ains the significance of the word '4Roo'ter. He regards Mathe- matics as chiefly useful for calculating the length of their star full-back's punts and for figuring out baseball percentages. He cares not a whit about the curves of Euclid, but delivers himself of oracular opinions on a pitcher 's ou't-drops -and in-shoots. He is not concerned whether Cmsar crossed the Rhine, Rhone or Rubicon, but he does care mightily whether Coe College crosses their go-al line. The only form of 'history he regards with favor is the study of the kings and queens engraved! on small pieces of pasteboard Which miniature forms of art he passes around for the delectation of his boon companions with an amazing degree of digital dexterity. He is willing to sit at the feet of the old masters provided they are of his own choosing. According to Huxley means little to him, according to Hoyle a very greart deal. H Just as pictured by the ten cent magazines the sport ostentatiously carries a s'tudent lamp i. e., a bull-dog pipeiwith which he burns evil- smelling incense to him-self. Look in on his den at midnight 's solemn hour. Right merrily are Co-mus' and his crew of wassailers who call themselves inhabitants of the land of the Midnight Son, turning n'ight-time into day- time with clinking of glasses, cries of I bid- 5 Stung! Hounds and Hades, while another reveler lifts his voice in joyous, if untuneful song accompanied by the noisy, nasal twang of Hthat offspring of the dissolute guitar and the shameless drum-the 'banjo-, , pouring forth some such touching ballad as '4You have nicked you razor, Riastus, on Uncle 's silvery head. Through the swirling clouds of smoke we see the pained portraits of Father and Mother, fringed about with pictures of peroxide beauties of the calcium light, gazing with holy horror on such a gay and festive scene. ' The true and typical college man is not a bottle--shouldered, grade-wor- shipping grind, neither is he of that ilk who acquire nothing more from college than a discriminating taste in cigarettes, a loud hatband, a swagger, a mouthful of 'Varsity -slang and a frat-pin. He is -a man who sails the middle course of safeness and sanity between the Scylla and Charybdis of sportdom and grinddom. His is the golden mean between study and recrea- tion. He is popular amongi the fell-ows 'and the professors rise up to call him and his works blessed. He is at home in the society hall, on the debat- ing plartform, in the Glee-club, o-n the tennis-court, or the cinder-path, on the diamond or the gridiron- excelling in some -of these, int-crested in all. Though sadly enough the words gentleman and athlete may strike our tympanum with an incongruous jfar yet the real college man has the true Anglo-Saxon love of fight in fthe open, the spirit of neither fouling nor flinching. Far from being ea reclus-e or a misogynist he Ends the deep-abid- ing pleasure which every normal college man feels in association with some fellow 's sister, some fair favorite with cheeks like lilies steeped in wine, and eyes like stars half-quenched in mists of silver dew. He has not in antiquarian inteiest 1n musty and m1ldewed linovs ledge but only thlt which has had breathed upon it the vxaimth and the freshness of ical life appeals to him Correlatmg u hat he studies and masters with the fact of l1fe he finds an explanation for human experience and a unity of plan and purpose running through it Pedantry he dislikes but he agiees ll 1th Schopenhauer that the gods can pardon anything except stupidity and he strives therefore to have cleai cut opinions on X1 hat 1S u orth while a11l convincing skill in presenting them Finally the true and typical college man is touched with the passion fo1 social service No mtelle tual miser he hoa1 dino' his knowledge which through lack of use and application loses its preciousnessl Neithei does he stop with that ideal of success so persistently preached of excessive indi vidualism of 11s111g above the common level ind me1ely being supe11o1 to youi fellows He rises to uperioi heights not for self exultation but fo1 social exaltation fo1 iaising those with xx hom he comes in contact as fai as in him lies to his highei plane Thackeray gives us an exquisite and touching passage 1n The New comes when he tells of old Fhomas Newcome on his death-bed saying Adsum and then passin au ay. It was the word he alvx ays used at college when names were called. He had heard the great Teacher s voice ansvx ered to his name and stood in th presence of his Master Amid oui social unrest and complex civilization from xx hich arise pioblems demand- ing solution by the clear-visioned ti ained intellect of a true man' may theie be he-ard in ringing tones the voice of every colleoe man in the couraoe of regal manhood answering Here to the clarion call of his duty Clarence J. Smith. Elm Brut Qblh Glnrnvll. Cornell, Cornell, beloved Cornell, Our hearts to thee are true. Q In dark days or bright, the purple and white, We pledge our best to you. ' Cornell, Cornell, forever may thou ' To noble life inspire, Great truths unfold as in days of old ' To unselfish effort Ere. Cornell, Cornell, dear old Cornell Sweet are thy memories, 'l'hy halls revered, thy haunts endeared Thy friendships grow through the years. - Otris H. Mooaii. Spgfltvll 3 TUB 3W3T Ib t cle 3 Well 1 561111 I thou llll tion su . 'ect llli' . While: T vtegzl f0l l W-1: 111..l the 2139- -A Qi111,e:: 9 'I111' . ,. . .11 . ts E -1,1 haughi of Dflllgerz 1 Give mf- as l31'111111:1,-j K' .lla fllSl9111p,.: auolller L gli il the ulfiil Woe 11' thl'0llQh-A 'A W , if' X M ' urls I 1 A ' I . I .-A . . - . -'-L., .. I W I - - A - - .. . . 't A MV' .. -, Y ' ' . ' I . iliiiz nf Hitghugh. CWitth apologies to the author of 'cAbenike Caldwell. j ' - I. THE EXCITING BIOMENT. Q' A! Varlet, thou diest, I hissed as I pointed my death-dealing finger at a trembling sub-prep. as he brushed against my elbow. ' Hal and the word thrilled tlirillingly through lingering latitudes of nebulous space. It was forsooth a dazzling scene with many a brave young Wight and damosels passing fair. The spacious society halls glittering with ten thousand electric lights formed a fitting field for many a gay young bud and blade who smiled and smirked away the hours all unwitting of their direful doom. Ah! thus had there been a sound of revelry by night when the Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold, when the Gauls descended on patrician Rome, and sic Semper tyrcmmfis. I I 'Twas thus that I, Fitz of Fitzhugh, haughy with the haught of thous-and noble ancestors, pierced the seething mob at the Faculty Recep- tion with my scornful glance, which glinted steely hard from 'neath my beetling eyebrows, and I beheld anon, across the room, a vision in a gown of white 5 white did I say, - nay, red, red as the rosy fingered Aurora of the rising sun, yea, red as a beet. My heart trembled as an aspic leaf, driven by the gusts of the wintry blasts. But with my hand on my trusty blade, for I was ever impetuous of spirit, I strode fearlessly ,across the Scottish moor. As I went, I heard ,pursuing after me madly, rapid hoof beats on the asphalt. But I was dismayed no whit, and dashed boldly on. '4Blossom of the Iioveliness of lovely love, I cried, for I was ever simple of -speech. Be mine, O joy of the Universe. '4Kind sir, whispered the maiden fair, Hprithee, how are you called?,' '4With an electric alarm clockf' quoth I, for as you perceive, I was ever brave and witty of speech. Nay, sir, she said, Hhow are you named? How 'are you yclept? t Lady of the Starry I-Iair, I am Fitz of Fitzhugh, haughty with the haught of a thousand noble ancestors. At 'thy bidding I embrace the direst Danger 5 O command me to do some small feats of arms to prove my love. Give me a term date, and I-will defend thee from -all, aye though he be Beau Brummel himself. Alas, s-aid the maiden as she hove a sigh, like unto the sighing of a distempered hor-se, it may not be. I have e'en now a term date with another knight of mu-ch valourf' - At this my heart smote within me. I was filled with emotion even as the meat platter is filled at Bowman Hall the second time. Sapristi! 'Woe is me! An I kill him though, might I claimthee? I will run him through, aye, spit the rogue as a cook runs a skewer through wild ducks. - 4 I-Iavmg said this I assumed my most courtly air, for I was ever gallant and courteous and with a most graceful bow I swept the ground with my plumed -chapeau. f ' ' ' O, knight, Fitz of Fitzhugh can have my heart -to do' aught with it that he lists. O sir, have to it with my other l-over and do away with him. Yon is he. . Looking hastily at -him, after I had drank three brimming schooners of frappe, I saw a tall, lusty varlet whose form betokened no mean strength. Di-spleasure, choler, anger, wrath, indignation, resentment, bitterness, ani- mosity, exasperation, rage, fury, pique, umbrage, dudgeon, acerbity, viru- lence, and spleen strove right actively for mastery in the depths of my un- fathomable soul. d Not for me this fair Marvel of Maidenliness, not for me this Miracle of Magnificence, -and with a horrisonous groan, wrung from the very subway of my, aching heart, I forcefully brought down my heavy mailed and nailed heel and ground deep in the -soft earth a ro-se-petal which some maiden had unwittingly dropped. 7 11. THE ENTANGLEMENT. The verdure fairlyrioted in wild exuberance, the reapers paused, and drifting blossoms fell from the evergreen trees, -and wafted about by the gentle west wind, raced madly towards the 'setting sun. The hush of the horizon, the gentle,twitter of the cerulean zenith, and the soft murmuring of the Aurora Borealis .sank all peacefully o'er the moonstruck -couples wandering Around the World. Fitz of Fitzhugh and his enemy, Jinks of Jinkins had met, and I wot there ne 'er was meeting -such 'as this. '4By the Pibroch of St. Dunstan, thou miserable caitiff, I heap objur- gatory contumely upon your paltryipate. Thus spake Fitz of Fitzhugh, haughty with the haught of a thousand noble ancestors, and trembled not at all, and his eyes transfixed the other with a steely glance. Prepare t-o meet thy fate. Tonight at twelve We iight upon a vast iron cable stretc-hed across the ,Roaring Rapids at the Palisades of the Cedar. Our wea.pons shall be Bowman Hall biscuits. Dost understand, craven coward? . The chapel clock soon struck, in an hour ift struck again. , . 4'Aye, that I do, replied J inks, and I do but wish thou hadst chosen a less deadly weapon. An one of us is struck he must kick the 'bucketfl Wi'th that he turned pail. But Fitz of Fitzhugh, haughty with the haught of a thousand noble ancestors, ,deigned no reply, neither ma'de any answer, and with dignity in his every step, stalked into the darkness. ' 111. THE CLIMAX. 'Twas midnight. The night was dark, black with the blackness of an ebonized Erefbus, dark with the darkness of a black cat's pocket. Into this inky, pitchy, sooty, murky, fuliginous midnight I stalked, Fitz of Fitzhugh, rejdflni 10115, an then lm pride of geqher al Rgaflllg bisolllff auger ol ed no l at IH? aim W meet ill 5 Thus W25 f Then. forth Iris. bus and 23 f-lox ever brave. ff Ali and ll0I11K'i'll lt loudly mi Then bloody le.: at the me saved To snufed our fri oriwns teiv ' s Wat 1: bl H Title: cream nw., 011 llli did away, en, I MTU: eEl991lIr-? .Aa .N Tdlll :, the llgrg DQS of 21 Sigh! xyhg film, IP lvltloy- It 'Q-35 .Lg- rejoicing in the glory and memory of my thousand illustrious ancestors. Ere long, and anon, I arrived at the rendezvous. I wound my bugle horn, and then unwound it. Here awaiting me was my scurvy opponent J inks, the pride of the House of Jinkins. Then did each of us assemble ourselves to- gether at the ends of the cable, and we stepped out intrepidly over the Roaring Rapid, aye, like as Aprodite crossing the Delaware. I heard the biscuits rattling like stones in the tin pail of J inks. As I neared him my anger almost choked me. All motionless stood I as I wrathfully approach- ed my foe. En Avant, he cried, .and launched a death-dealing biscuit at my head. The first two I dodged, but then as he threw, I with careful aim would hurl one from my ammunition bucket. Then would the two meet in mid-air with a crash like unto the meeting of two cannon-balls. Thus was our ammunition spent, and I thought we were done. Then, by fthe rood of St. Winnipeg, the double-eyed villain plucked forth from the receptacular researches of his pink satin doublet a blunder- buss and aimed it at me, and smole a smile, and withal he grun a grin. . Ah! thought I, for I perceived I was in great danger, but I was ever brave, and I -said Hlgms via, meaning '4Fire away. 'Again I said f 'Ah, and the word struck high heaven with the force of an avalanche, and bounced back to earth again, reverberating from cliff to cliff, pulsating loudly through the black, incoherent masses of circumambient atmosphere. Then I perceivedthat my eloquence had saved my life, for, by the bloody bones of St. Ping Pong, the sound waves emitting from my mouth at the rate of 333 meters per second had turned aside the bullet- and I was saved. Then was I sore put. An I did not something, my life would be snuffed out, aye like the housemaid snuffeth out the flame of a candle. Villain I hissed at him through my tightly closed lips, to thy orisons before I strike thee thy final blow. 'I ' VVith this I had at him bravely, and the miserable wretch I did throw by a tremendous half Nelson. Then was the deepest villainy of the mis- creant revealed for he hung head down from the wire, for he had fly-paper on his feet. Then did I run him through with my brave toad-stabber, and did away. . 1 u' - Iv. THE FINAL CATASTROPHE. In strode valiantly on, reflecting on my thousand noble ancestors, my hand on my trusty blade. My martial footsteps fell resounding on the soft green turf. I was under the starlit vault of a black and murky sky. The rain fell in torrents, but still unmindful, I stalked on. I ,could hardly see the bars of my visor before me, for verily it was. 'dark with the dark dark- ness of a darky dark. But suddenly about three miles -ahead I beheld a sight which caused a thrill of joy to carry me away in a transport of rap- ture. I cried Lo, it is my own, my true love, I am conqueror, and to the Victor belongs 'His lVIaster's Voice'. . It was,,i'faith, my dearest Angelina who had walked out in the fine summer morning to greet her worthy lover, Fitz. Having thought this 7 formy brain was ever fleet of flight, I was inflamed with a desire to an I- proach my love. Love should lend Mercury heels to my plodding steps, and soon, ah soon, I would be with my darling Angelina. ' Driven by my mad haste, I paused only 'to eat aiwarm supper by the roaring fire, smoke a few cigars, and play a set of tennis, and I was off hot-foot to my love. As I C l h nearec er my heart ceased to be couchant and became rampant. ' Madly I brushed aside the treesand fences in my way. Tenderly yet passionately I pressed my lips to the edge of her velveteen skirt bindin 8-- Darling, she murmured as she lovingly caressed one of my armored gauntlets that I had thrown aside, thou are true to- our tryst. Didst do away with him ? ' ' Aye - that I did, and my voice hardened into a raucous tone. He will trouble thee no more. So now wilt thou perforce be mine, sith it hath happed that I have laboured so for thee? Aye, that will I, eler yet again the zodiac shall round the azimuth, and a te'ar started from her eye, becoming redder and redder as it trickled down thro h th ' ' ug e rouge on her cheek, which as yet was colored only with the glowing tinfts of health. With admiration and respect for the worthy' ' h wig t who had been so mighty in w-ar showing in every Delineator of her face, Angelina placed the tip of her first finger in my hand, and slowly and 1 b . V . . y . a orlously we Joyfully tripped off th-rough the wild wood, to the house of El ne'ar-by monk, who rushed to meet us seated l 'l ' h' , azi y in is big arm chair. Thus we came, feeling no 'tittle of fear, and well content to dream of our blissful, roseate future. Life unrolled before us a dulcet dream of bouyant b ' ' eauty. The reapers again paused. All playfully we plucked flowers, and our infuriated minds were aroused to a tranquillity like that of heaven. Then did 'my Angelina plight her troth to me, and now we are living ina little village ne-ar the college, where I, sometime Fitz of Fitzhugh, haughty with the haught of a thousand noble ancestors, and Angelina, erstwhile daughter of a hundred kings, and sought for by a score of earls, make a comfortable living from my wages as a carpenter. For I am reallyithe son of a bricklayer, and Angelina's father runs 'a milk wagon. 1 .44 ur:1l :Q r 14: -' a 17 4,Z?f y v? 4--P..- .1'v..1 S..-I AT f rf'- g Yv. . . .. ... ,. -..--,..v . ., ' v ,....,.,,,. . -'ff '-1'-, f' I F 'W '-f- ' , x - , Q I7 ,' 1 ' ', . N '- L H.: ,gig V. 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HQ , Y .ilf n U11 Hd UQI 'Fd dw th YI? r . ed th ay er 1d :1 un Lu' at d 1. a 5. le a vu f i, x 1 4 4 w Q7 Y i l Y Y Q xq ' P l 1 w f 6 I 1 f L . , - f - - . - , at' -, 1., ,V-, -,-., .. 4,5 W-if - ff, ,., -, .2 . ,A ,,:. -,..y,,f,',f-.f . . ri . 1 Q -5' s -',. if-1, .Lz..,Qr '', f W,ff ',' + - '-:' + -f'- -- ' if..4.Q5.4.a2'-254.-na,M,r , A M A ' 4 4 J 1 1 I I I I 1 Uhr imrtrlprr 5 fllvnrngv nr Svrurn Mnrkrin nf 161111121 Crack' crack' two shots rang out in the clear midnight atmosphere of Abbey Creek gulch followed by the dull sickening thud of a falling body Old sleutheyed Furguson cooly glanced down the gleaming barrel of his shining Winchester puff' a wreath of smoke and the bandit bit the dust Bv gracious' that is a sure shooting said old Sleuth as he turned about to Slivers Loveland who has grown quite fleshy since we last saw him Mercy me yes that was about the best shot I ve seen since I caught for the Vinton High School Just then a smothered oath was heard very much resembl1n Oh Heck and that nice Mr Pemberton was seen coming over the hill Stop' rang out the voices of the two desperadoes almost simultan- eously in clear, crisp' tones, Hands up. The old sleuth promptly shoved a six shooter into his face and his partner went through his pockets. I I-Ia! he excl-aimed as he pulled out a recipe for dyeing white hair, Thou art truly a gay deceiver, and the poor boy could not so much as utter a blond statement. g V Now for the stage-coach! exclaimed the old sleuth. By jollies, I must catch a girl at all hazards I - No sooner said than done. The party wended their way down the steep incline and hid around the bridge. Around the bend came the stage driven by Tennant, he of the fine form. ' Hello. men! he exclaimed as the guns 'commanded his attention. All out, spoke Slivers, dear me suz but you are slow. . The passengers lined up as Iiutes sonorously greeted them with, '4How do you do ? ' Hardly had this been .said when Gil was seen riding slowly up the hill on a Dutch pony, What5s that? he bawled' at the command to halt, but all sounds were drowned out 'by old sleuth's scream-swof joy. ' HLO. he has found a girl, said all in unison. But all were wrong, he was merely caught on a Barr, Immediately all the passengers were searched and although Atkinson swore by the Nine Gods of War to have revenge, he was robbed of a German poem. ' March on, yelled the bandits and the stage with its occupants ,faded away in the dist-ance. V I I 1' But this disappointment was too much for the old sleuth and he died in the arms of his friends. Thus ended the social life of theiterror of the hills, and even now the dames of the neighborhood smile when some old huntsman tells of the life of the old desperado. - 1 . ' 4 Wovdafd Ev Jokes D0 I' 01 mornin! 55 9 I4 . A. ll., 95W Miss Xisdg . is 5 to be sure ' Aleck Smit You m .striving fm Smvafhr- Lucilc F ln Thin' 1 you say yw Ora C00pff. You cg be haw! ui Bosworth. U It is ,E Ylted to? ew Joicch PWR Bracken H, F Df0u- I fer-1 . idestmy you Hail .lddi . f num Itztitlv Ctrnnnh nf Hlnhvrn flhnught. Q QUESTIONS ANSVVERED BY MADAME QUI vIvE. Woodard - 1. Yes, it is very proper and very generous for a,Senior to go with a Freshman girl. You are to be praised for y-our self-sacrificing spirit. 2. No, I know of no other joke books published within the last cen- tury. You seem to have them all by heart. 3. It is not quite good form for one to laugh too heartily at his own jokes no matter how funny they may be. I Prof. Stout- . 1 Thank you for your kind testimonial for our Aqua Pura Hair Tonic. Frei- ' 1. It is veryproper for you to inquire the time the Hall opens in the morning before going any further. 2. It is very wrong, though, to force a girl to walk with you at 5 A. M., especially a Freshman girl. .7VItss- N fissly- , It is 'always well when talking to young gentlemen in the stack rooms to be sure that no one is near. I Alcok Smith- You are certainly in a peculiar position. With so many fair ones striving for you, I hardly know what to advise you. You have my hearty sympathy. Please write at greater length. U V Lucite Furuas- 4 - ' I I There' 'are many aspirants to the stage, but if you 'are as beautiful as you say you are, you ought to succeed in that profession. A Ora Cooper- in V I You certainly have had a hard question to decide. I hope you will be happy with your final choice. ' Bosworth- ' . x . ' - It is certainly the proper thing to go to' every party that you are in- vited to, even if it does mean an extra trip to the Rapids. Jotcc- i . . Perseverance is a great virtue. You did right in staying on the Brackett House porch until out of pity some one came down to talk to you. Frampton- W ' I feel dreadfully sorryfor you. But even if he did come back and destroy your plans, it is all in the society, anyway. . Hazel Aclcltson- . V ' in . - I . . It must be fine to have such a fine home in the country to go to, and s'o near too. A I ' , A E ,Ani ,.., , I Lafvcma Davis- ' Your case interests one extremely. From your letter youpseem very much attached to each other. He seems to be a very nice young man and you have made a fine c-atch. . ' Bargelt- A I doubt if it is worth while to pay so much attention to feminine faculty members simply to get a stand in with the powers that be. Twogoocl- Thank you for your kind recommendation -of -our buttermilk complexion cream. s Q Furguson- Q ' e You certainly have had hard luck. But it is -a compliment to your personal attractiveness that you are able to go with so many girls. I could hardly get much from a 'meager nineteen page letter. Please write at greater length. I I C. J. Smith- Y Yes, Tiglath Pilezer did die of gout but I am unable to say in which foot or how long he suffered. It is well that you should collect all such important information. 1 I Illaotgztie- ' It was very proper for you to send Miss Iieffingwell home and go to the District Leader for if she had gone she might have been contaminated. Strauss- . ' ' 1 Your question is indeed a puzzling one. We can answer it best by quoting from a little publication by Mr. John Milton Gilchrist, entitled Fashionable Dress : A Q If your legs crook inwardly, it is a difficult matter t-o remedy them. But if you are only bow-legged, they can be easily straightened by .a little art in dress. p ' Have a pad made in proportion to the length of your leg, either of wool or cotton CI use both, cotton in the summer, wool in the winter, below the knee mine extend entirely around the leg in -order that the calf may be more fully developedj. The size and shape of these articles differ in pro- portion as the leg is more or less deformed. But for further particulars inquire at my room in the Wilciox H-ouse where I may be .seen at any time of the day fitting mine on.'7 I For further particulars, Mr., Strauss, we would suggest an interview with Mr. Gil-christ. Ralph, Recd- . I Your question 'asking whether the verse '4The early bird catches the worm is found in Isaiah or Colossians makes me blush f-or the school. Any man who does not know that St. Leviticus is the author of that sex- pression should attend bible classes every Sunday morning. i D. 0, 4, Ya has bei ologiea tion 0f Our assoeia freed h side U Hoover- Yo Avenue adopfvli Your fe society. Anxious You a recept the new has voir out the serambli to harm shining: ws? ' 'ip ' iffy Q, P' ', 'WIA I M I Y' ' Tmww ' ' ' 'Q-' ' ' i their . Q -Li t V. , .,f -- ,IM s, we fi. Very 1 and nculty -9Xi0l1 5'0ur could le at which such to the lted. st by titled them. little er of ielow y be pro- ilars time view l the bool. t GX- D. 0. Cowles- Your question asking the etymological derivation of the word H raft ' S has been referred to both the philological land scientific editors The phil- ological editor claims that it was originally associated with the. trans ort P tion or grafting of skin. Therefore a skin-game stands as a synonym for it. Our Scientific editor takes issue and says that the word has alwa s b y een associated with tree-grafting. We presume 'by this that if you get a native treed he will be hopeless in your clutches and must invest in both the Fire- side University and Aluminum Ever-VVear. A Coovcr- ' You have invented a new fad. Already the society leaders of Fifth Avenue, and all the crowned heads and nobility of Europe have universally adopted your style of combing the moustache with a fork at the table. Your foresight and ingenuity are greatly admired in the upper circles of society. .. Anxious I nqwlrcr, Bowman H all- Your question whether it would be entirely proper to wear a kimona to a reception is noted. Our fashion editor was hastily 'summoned home bv the news that her pet cat was afflicted with the measles so our sporting editor has volunteered to give the desired information. He suggests that you let out the pleats, have the yoke cut applique on the bias, bast the shirred or scrambled embroidery, stitch the .gores and have the tucks cut -a la princesse to harmonize with your father 's income. Such a dress as this will be a shining social success and may be worn on all occasions. - ' 'l31'nkrI Broke, Broke, Broke, My watch in soak, Ah woe is mel And I would that my tongue could utter The cuss-words felt in me. A Oh well for the youth whois flush A Who can hie to the palisades. Oh well for the man with the livery rig VVho gets the .smiles of Cornell maids. And my bill at Hen 's goes on Refuse to trust he will, And oh for the touch of a vanished check And the sound of a rustling bill. Broke, Broke, Broke, I r ' 1 I am undone for all dun me, . And the money spent of last month 's check, . Will never come back -to me. C. J. S. . A Qmpauhir iqmtna. 'Twas a combination of -a maid and a man, moonlight -and midsummer. What mere man could resist such a three-fold attack 'on his sober senses! A silence fell on them as they sat on the steps of the vine-wreathed veranda. Surely, thought she, he would speak now those word-s which she knew he would speak and yet for which 'she longed. It was a night of white moon magic. Full well she knew that the light of molten silver fell on the aureole of her fair hair transfiguring her .withj the radiance like unto that of a Raphaelesque Madonna. The stillness of the night was only 'broken by the faraway faint notes of a violin as it sobbed, forth L-a Paloma, that won- drou-s mingling in music of the passion and pain and -all the fierce sweetness of loving. He cleared his throat. Tremulously she leaned -closer.. Then he spoke Gee, Tildy, ain't these skeeters orneryf' And the moon, shame-- faced, set with a dull plunk behind ia bank of clouds. C. J. S. Urn Cllnmmanhmenia nf Ianmman Mall. I. Thou shalt have no man in the parlor, for by so doing, thou might- est wear out the Brussels carpet. ' H. Thou shalt not make unto thee any Freshman banquets, wherein there shall be transoms climbed and rooms stacked, for these do cause most grievous dismay to the occupants thereof. - HI. Thou shalt always wear thy bed-room slippers for thy clumping heels do cause 'a most grievous commotion in the corridor. I IV. Remember thou the seventh day for on it thou shalt go to the Bible-band, to Sunday school, to church, to Young Woman 's Christian As- -sociation, to Epworth League, and again to church. V. Honor thou the rules of Cornell, that thy days may be long upon this campus where 4'Uncle J immy ruleth supreme. rVI. Thou shaltrdo no stunts, which will in any way interfere with the rules, which will detract from thy work, or which shall disturb the in-- mates of the Hall. V VH. Thou shalt never at any time or for any reason come in the Back-door, for this is a terrible -offence in the eyes of the Dean. VIH. Thou shalt not take sugar in thy napkin, nor butter in thy nap- kin ring from the dining room, for fudge. Let Fox supply all these needs IX. Thou shalt not butt in t-o thy neighbor 's spreads. X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor 's fudge, nor her crackers, nor her butter, nor her cream, nor her alcohol, nor her chafing-dish, nor her chicken-pie, nor her man, nor anything that is thy neighbors l. Deal' c l to gf tulllll made on Th' I talli 41 don 'T leggff the F9 C311 N I. 3d11lllS raile 0 fellow and nc li steady Lo A in semp hensible The lllwstim AT culal' Gaj Sun Darticlll. Slvlllllllag I-an Sllblunai able WI' Inst alld dom mn' LI' GS' da. he Nou Ole f a tht 011- SS hen ne- ht- 6111 lost U he ls- D011 ith 1n- the Elp- ds Il 01' Il 91' X, A ZHrv5hman',5 lflrtivr. Dear Mother 1- ' I never saw such a funny place as Cornell is. The teachers are a fright to get along with. I handed in two themes: one on the glories of an au- tumnal sunset, and the other my first impressions of Cornell. The teacher made me write them over because in thenfirst I said the leaves were blushing on the ground because of the naked limbs they left behind, and in the other I talked too much about the laundry man. Oh yes, and say all the prominent fellows down here have a dog. Now d-onlt you suppose I could bring old 'cShep down, of course he isn't bow- leggedin front, but he has been behind ever since father ran over him with the reaper. I want some wide pants too. Let me have those of Pa's. I can roll them up at the bottom and look just like the fellows here. . I want a little money too. I spent a dollar for a campus ticket that admits me to all the buildings and a course ticket to chapel, and I have a raffle on the library corner stone, and I also lost Htwo bits that I lent a fellow to go on his Hbridali' tour. I got some stuff charged down at Hen 's and now he 's laying for me. . Well, must close. Give my love to Madge and tell her I haven't a steady yet. So goodbye. Willie. i Svnmr iliaunritv Brfinitiunz nf nur Hrnfraznr. ' PEOE. ROBBINS.. Logic- The intricate intricateness of intricacyf' A Sermon- The manifestation of materialistic, inefflcacious nihility in sempiternal, unintermitting circumlocutions of a metaphysico-incompre hensible-splurge. I . ' A PROE. KELLY. The Cat-UA capillimentary unapprehensive problem of Zoological investigation. 7' p A Mouse- An homoeopathically infinitesimal inhabitant of recepta- cular castrametationsf' I PROE. PIERCE. - Songs- Vociferations of contemplative abstractions, methodistically particularized by the immutable, perrenial codilications of melliflous and symphonious- syncopations of vocalized psalmodyf' . PROE. BETTS. Iiangdonics- The symmetrical continuity of multitudinous evolutions, sublunary supersublimated circumgyrations, interpolated with innumer- able vertiginous circumlocalizations. Instinct- Gonsumation of perspicacious causations, void of discursive and demonstrative ratiocinations. Svvninra 31nm1gnre1Ie at N P111 Glnatnm. It is customary in the Russian army for each regiment to have attached to it a buffoon, who amuses his comrades with his jests and folly, and who, in times of danger or discouragement, should arouse their spirits. The Seniors have regarded this custom as worthy of imitation and so have held a meeting for the election of this new officer. There were so many prom- inent candidates in the class for this new position that there was much rivalf ry and the discussion Was very heated. T The merits of each were thoroughly discussed, and after a protracted debate Mr. Roscoe Woodard, of Ottumwa, was unanimously elected Buffoon. W l N. B.-Mr. Woodard, alias Buffoon, will appear in his official capacity, and of course in appropriate costume, on commencement day. 1 ' Gln 16211. , Cln considerati-on of publishing this poem, the Editor has been prom- ised a special rebateb. V Two freshmen, so the story goes, Upon, a dinner bent, Entered a Hen house one fall day And were cheerf'lly heard to say, Here, of course, we 'll have fair play, And nothing to prevent. And dear old Hen, he came to them, T ' With smiles -and hearty greeting, He made them feel so much at home, A friend they 'd found Worth treating. They ate their fill, and left a bill, To pay at future meeting. 'Tis strange how of-t we seek our friends To help us out of trouble, A smiling face, a helpingthand, Turns trouble to a bubble. For friendship, here so brave and true, Like Hen 's-there is no other. For he can always fill the bill, He takes the place of mother. at i ,N A143 v i a 5 QQ ': ,H lf' ,. ll l, .li :ily I? .P , 3 ! 5- F: it JL ev' '! if: ii, V. ,, k 's Q it F l., , fy X. i 5 hed Pho, The meld om. val. Ihly lwa, ity, 0111- 1 So day by day these Freshmen bold, They dined or lunched at Hen 'sg And lived like kings on friendship 's trust, I 'These poor deluded men. Their brand new pipes were their delight, They felt like knight-s of old, With Battle Axe they cut the air And sang to Hen this ode. ODE Cownnj TO HEN. Oh Hen, so bright and hairy, A Oh Hen, so bright and true, You're .our dear old standby, And we owe so much to you. lVe eat up all your lunches, Your roasts make famous stews, Your meat pies and your hashes They give us all the blues. And this they sang to merry tune, A-s Hen began to cackle, So pleased he seemed at their good will As he watched each dish they ld tackle. They stayed by him for nine long months, They sing a sad refrain, For Papa must be interviewed before they meet again The Freshman year draws to a close, ' The 'pipe clouds seem to break, The sunbeams penetrate the brain, The Freshmen seem to wake. They think of home, they think of Hen, The parting seems to pain, . They hope when they return next fall To live with Hen again. They bid dear Hen a fond goodbye, They promise to remember How in the past he 'd filled the bill, Beginning in September. They board the train and hike for home, - Wi'th spirits light and gay And dear old Hen he sits at home And shines an endless ray. Alas, poor dears, your fate is sealed For papa gets a letter, He opens it with furrowed brow, His dear 'son is a debtor , To one old Hen of Cornell fame, QHis dear boy looks quite illb As Papa reads aloud to Ma The darling Freshman 's bill. SUATEM ENT. IN CASE or annom laavunm 'rr-ns BILL ron eonnsewlqv. .4-iii.. - 0 ' e ' Q ,IQH7 anna Haro. i ' as wr, mafmfllybigwfy ,Quia JJ' V ' l :YW 9-iffy. ' 5-0.121 y6H Ucwaffwz. 12Lwsd5wf-1-M129 126' cawfqaf-za,fvMf1,f2v5f 'M W Q ff4m,aWM4f7,w7w,2ffi7f10 e Guwfwafu I0 Hatcaufaaapil .Af If 512113 111714 A Cl efidbg' ff QAHAN All-M-eff fo aff :fo as ff 0' Jycmls vivo' .JMJ-P0 Wd ' Now there 's a moral to this rhyme I hope you 'll see in time: A Curb your appetite for Hen, But if you eat, Why settle then. ing 3 COBY with stall' fan ' disct brem tily reliei old s La came. Press team 4 5 as qu busin Ever and I once l velsi' Elhai Elvrrihlr illiiziakv. What! Something had happened l Strong men turned pale, and rush- ing madly to a booze bazaar feverishly gulped do-wn high-balls. Women convulsively clutched their back-hair, some fainted dead away, and others with a male contingent near by feinted at doing so. Business came to a standstill. The crowds -on the street arrested 'all traffic. Like a gigantic fan the news spread over all the little city of Mt. Vernon. The students discussed it with awe-stricken whispers, also with bated breath. Their breath was baited with a line of talk. Jim Irwin and Elbert Delana has- tily reconsidered their threats to leave Cornell and announced to the relieved students that they would be at their old stations next year. The old settlers of the town stroked their patriarchal beards and said to each Lo, these many years have we waited for such news as this, and it never came. Can this be true?7' Still there could be no doubt. The Associated Press telegram had explicitly announced that the Cornell College foot-ball team had won a game, and away from home at that! ' Soon the wires were tingling with another dispatch. The news spread as quickly as that of the iirst. The effect was soon apparent. Traffic and business were resumed. The community again became calm and collected. Every one pursued the even tenor orsoprano of their way. Jim Irwin and Elbert Delana again made direful threats th-at they would leave Cornell once for all. The late telegram had rectified the mistake. Cornell Uni- versity had won the game. Cornell College O-Leander Clark 46. C. J. S. x X x f H . H, W rf. 1' - If T Q33 ,'-Z ,I f X . N X N l I e f ' , it-T F2 , T f'--' I xl N R ' 44 l f , N l 11 J: R!! ffl E 4 . f .Sv 1 Zi xxx Mi K Howard Twogood Qto Pic Smithj- Yes, we had the goose in a sack but were chased so long that we had to drop him in a corn field on the edge 'of town. , I Pic misses three classes the next morning hunting for the imaginary goose. Prof. Williams- Gentlemen, you may write a digest of thetwo chap-- ters given as to-dayf-s lesson. I 1 t Jim Irwin hands in a write-up of two acts of the Merchant of Venice and a 'chapter 1 Snow Bound. H ' u I Shugg Jones Cin history classj--H1400 men marched away to meet the Indi-ans -thousands were killed and never returned. I Ruth Berryman Cafter being caught falling into Aleck .Smith's armsj -4'That Mr. Smith is no gentleman. . Aubrey Reynolds Cto coniiding friendj- Yes, it 's true. Miss Davis and I have really cut down our date schedule to four a day. FoX's clerk Qafter Prof. Skinner 'h-as made his daily purchase of Malted Milkj- Is the 'baby any better to-day? . Ruth Berryman Cconfiding to friendj-HYes, I know either Clyde Stuntz or Aleck Smith will ask me to go to the Amphic party. - ' Cllhe night of the partyj-Ruth carries ra disappointed look. Anna Addison- I wonder where Mr. Robin-son will be in a couple of years. ' A Friend-4'Why? - . A. A.- Because I may want some one to tie a knot. Senior- The waiters in the Merchant Cafe remind me of time and tide.'7 Inquisitive Freshman-' ' How ? ' ' Senior- They wait on no man. H 'Twas down at Hen 's that first they met, This Romeo and Juliet, 'Twas there he first fell into debt, For Rome 'o-d what Juli'et. First Fresh.- What is our Chem. lesson to-day? Second Fresh.- Chapter VII including the joke about the trees leavf ing, taking -as far as the fellow who was killed by the accidental discharge of his duty. A Fresh.- How is your club? A Billingsley-'cWe have fine board. Freish.-'4What do you have for breakfast? A Bill.- .Sawdust. ll li P last bf G guessf Cowlf from I do F01 S before 'I store' - E laid dc H P ill. I C I I l Week l l Sack edge H a Ilyv 5 1 -hap. Pl i The msj :vis ted yde e of ind 1 av- urge , . Miss Riley- What is the future of the verb 'to love,' Miss Smith? Miss Smith Cafter a pausej- To marry, ma 'am. l Prof. Stevens Cto Jun. Lit. classj- What apt word or phrase in the last book we have read exactly expresses what I am thinking about ? E Gro-ansbfrom classg wild-eyed Juniors mop their fevered browg wild guessesg Prof. Stevens smiles pityingly at the struggling class- finally Cowles volunteers- Clothes, which is accepted and sighs of relief arise from all sides. A First Hall Girl- What rosy cheeks you always seem to have. How do you manage to get them? Second Hall Girl- Why every morning I get up and walk four miles before breakfast. Third Hall Girl- Why I didn't know it was that far to the drug- store. ' Editor Cfull of editorial cares and responsibilities, as he momentarily laid down his penj-'4My head is fairly swarming. . V Hatcher- What with?', - p r Pipe Organ Student Cto grump oratorj-c'I'm sorry youlre feeling ill. What have you been suffering from? A . ' Orator Cacidlyj- Organic disturbances, sir. Bowman Hall Girl- I want a man who is easily pleased. ' - Visiting Friend+'4Don't worry, dear, that is the kind you 'll get. Miss Alexander-'CDO you know5 I can 't tell Mr. Bradford from Mr. Weeks. I Mr. West- That is Mr. Bradford there. Miss Alexander-HWhy he has been Weeks to me for years. . f fl, WP? Zi. A as if I K . Iagrtistg I W - . ,, 'I lk. RY. K ' ' XL-. X if lp , ' is '47 ,f so f X l X rr Svnmr liimvrirka - Mary sat upon a pin But showed no perturbation, For some of her was genuine But most was imitation. ' ' There was a young F reshie named Thew, A man of much mettle, tewg But his mettle, alas, Consisted of brass, 'Tis sad but pitifully trew. . There was a young Senior ever ready For capers and cut-ups, but seady, HI could be dignified, If only I triedf, Now Why don't you try then, F ready. , 'Twas evening and on the steps sat she, Enjoying the balmy air, HPretty maid, may I sit by your side,?', said he, And she gave him a vacant stair. . 1 Ellyn Glnrnvll Hrimvr. 0, teacher, who is this? This, children, is Ros-coe Wood-ard. What is he do-ing? He is laugh-ing at one of his own jokes. Are his jokes funny? He thinks so. A a Who is this dig-ni-iied-look-ing man? That, dears, is Prof-es-sor Stan-clift. Has he ia wife? No, not yet. O, teacher, where isthat fun-ny Mr. Thew? He is not here. Has he gone home? Yes, he was not ap-pre-ci-at-ed here. Look at the big white house. That is the Wat-son House. What is the-swing for in front? That, children is for old men and wo-men to rest in on the way home from church. Does Page rest here on his way from church? Yes, some-times. ' I 0, what is that aw-ful noise, like the low-ing of many cat-tle. That is the En-gin-eer-ing class. Why do they yell so? They are glad they can learn so much there. D j Who is that old man? He is Hen. What does he do? He lets all the students eat all they want. Do they have to pay? Not just then. Nice, kind old man. V See the cross old wo-man. That is a land-lady. What is that on the ground? That is a crest-fallen youth. How' did he get there? The cross land-lady. threw him out. Why did she throw him out? Because it is after 7 o'clock. Poor man. ' H 28.' 29.' 30.' 31.- 1 I.. 2.- 3.- 4,-4 5,1 6.-1 7.-S 3.- 9.- 10.- 1 1.j i 12.- 13.-4 14.-C 15.-E 16.-C 17.-I 18.-1 19.-1 20.-1 21 .sf 22--1 23-1 24.4 25.xI 26.Nf 27,N1 28.4 29,xI 30.NI Lt is ny? -sor he ' Lis est 0I!1 t is -can the ice, the oss fter ilietrrh sinh .7-Xpril. .-Term opens new facult member-Rob. Get- Y Chell, D.D., LL.D., PhD., etc. .-Several Normalites here. .-Ice cream social at the M. E. Church. .-Memory books not here yet-Fern Smith says it was worth a dollar to look into such eyes as the grafter had. APRIL. -Grub tools sewed down at the Watson house. -Coach Storey arrives. - .-Memory books come at last. -Consternation at the Hall-Miss McLeod dis- covers a man on the iire escape. .-We lose to Carleton in debate. f --Gertrude Noble comes down with her hair off. -Soph. Engineering class dismissed to find length of each man's step. They cover the distance lock-step and leader gives re- sults for the crowd. -Season opens at the Palisades. -White trades butter with the Faculty table. .-White called up-Jimmy says his action was too abrupt. 11.-Sukey informs several fond papas that their i young' hopefuls are Uslipshod, slovenly, careless, and negligent in their work. Postmaster works overtime. -Gravy late to Sukey-Had to help kill a blue- jay. -Girls do annual gym stunts for the favored few. 14.-Cornell, 55 Normal, 4. 15.-Easter. Gallery seats at church at premium. 16.-Chilly night. Hen's full to the- doors. -Red hair discovered on Dennis' coat in Logic class. -Hall girl's called up for general uproar. 19.-Nothing doing. Editor attends church. 20.-Milt. Public. 21.-Cornell, 7g Coe, 1. Ditto in tennis. -Prof. Norton cracks a. joke. Perley steals Robinson's girl. 23.- -Seniors spring mortar boards. Fred Smith has another case. No. 89. -Cornell second, 9g Coe second, 8. Every lit- - tle bit helps: I Miss McLeod chaperons the tramping club to Ivanhoe. 28.-Same old story. Cornell, 3g LennoX,'0. 29.-Isaacs misses his afternoon nap. -Peisen goes to the Sing in vain. Tue cool Ness between Gsm them 5' Q27 Tw KQJIA X hj? +f-X tl-ykfy L XX . v , Q 1 fbl55 'Rabldls-EISAPYQBYKNGQ is VV ,fs --- l M A--1+ ,Q-'l ff 5' is NJ -L'- ' X . x il fix, 'H - . .sl GD 1 7 ,+A - fl 9 -. 4. , 5 QU ,QQEV it M fairy.-ii 'KWH M .QQ fe Spa. 5' ' .--- f L ...N ' gift.. Q fill V2 Eff' f Vwif. ' Ev G! jf - ff 'K AQ 'Q Q a -N x , bn I, 'iff flf g N . M 5 if Qi JP5 I fry fi' . I - N 1 . i V T? A ' -' 1. , . 1' 1 nr M1127 XXV L Llwlfllufi Hill xiii 3 i an 7-AZN X 11. Mix Lx JQKQ 5 N 'T digs' 'F ey' A lllatlgvnmiiral Mnning. A college lad met a college lass On the campus, the s'tory goes, Her eyes were blue as a summer 's sky, Her cheeks like a June time rose.. He fell at her feet and -said, Sweet one Your my onlylove, I swear 'tis true 5 Will you marry me,. for as long as I live ' I know I can love' but you. . For love of you, -said the college lad, I'd square a circle or demon- strate That -siX is equal to ninety-siX. Or live is equal to two times eight. With pencil and paper I can prove That your mathematics is on the bum, That you and I were meant to wed, That one plus one is equal to one. But the college lass shook her pret-A ty head. P I ' Said she: 4'I'n1 a science, girl, you . kn-ow, It may be right to marry, young man, ' 7 But mathematics don t teach me so. Why the principle of the thing is wrong, ' r For in no teXt book under the sun VVill you discover a proof for this: That one plus one is equal to one. X:1 YIT X211 Y221 KX-l-IDQX-15:0 OXOIO ' CX-I-17:0 . 2:0 Divided by 2 5 : g , 1:0 X-1-l:Oand1:O X+1:i X:1 1 1+1:l Let X equal one and y equal one, then square both X and y, Then X squared equals one and y squared equals one, for figures do not lie, And since X squared minus y squared is zero you'll agree S That X plus y times X minus y is nothing also, See! ' . But X minus y is nothing and naught times naught is naught. Now cancel -out the zeroes and see what we have got: Why X plus y is zero and since X plus y is two V Then two must equal zer-o, now I am nearly thru, , For if two is zero, one is zero, this you can 't refute, And since X plus y is zero we merely substitute, And when we 've substituted the text bookis overcome, For X is one and y is one and one plus one is one. The lassie gazed in 'deep surprise, '4Oh my! said she, '4But you are smart, I ' No mathematics I plainly see Should keep us two apart. - , But since you 've proved so plainly That one is zero, you Are really nothing now to me, So you had best skidoof' 1.- 2', 3.- 4.- 5.- 6.- . 7... 8.- 9.-4 10.-I 1 1.-I 12.-l 14.-4 .15.- 16.- 1? .- 18.- 19.- Zolil 21.- 22-I 23.-1. 24.-4 25.-31 26.-4 Dirt. N011 rung B SO. Q' is sun his : le. H il lie, 29.- Sling.-C .-Leila Niles recital. .-Eddiefs. Knock-Down sale. Everybody cuts chapel and stocks up. .-Grace Wolfe's recital. .-Stars hold annual Police Court. .-Cornell, 85 Grinnell, 1. .-Miss Henshaw here. Halos below par. 7.-Uncle Tomls Cabin. Rowdies- attend in a body. 8.-Kubelik at the Ragpjids. 9.-Cornell still invincible. Cornell, 35 Lennox, 2. 10.-Miss Smythe's recital. 11.-Ditto Miss Daggett. Cornell, 145 Grinnell, 8. -First defeat. Iowa, 35 Cornell 0. D1 , '. Ran- kin at the M. E. Church. -Sukey fears that Martin's .parents have spar- ed the rod to too great an extent. -Athletes begin work on new track. - v 16.-Sukey tips over backward in his chair. Hatcher says Please repeat. 17.-May Music Festival begins. 18.-Thomas Orchestra and their refrigerator car 3.I'I'1Ve. 19.-O gladsome day! Cornell, 75 Iowa, 3. 20.-Devie goes to State Center to wait for the base-ball team. Wants to be sure of a hit. Al lie Mac's recital. I 22.-Cornell, 65 Ames, 5. Showed them up in . tennis, too. I 23.-Big 'bonfire in Ash Park to celebrate. Ros Y and Sukey have a joke contest., 24.-Gravy and. McQuilken win state cham ion- , D ship in tennis in singles and doubles. 25.-Miss Chadoin's recital. 26.-Cornell, 65 Normal, 1. Ames defeats Iowa and this gives us state championship in base-ball. 'Cads all go to the Palisades. 27.-Mrs. Barbour proposes to Miss Houts in be- half of Hugh. ' ' -Aethesians give May Day Masque. Hayes and McQuilken.play tennis in Chicago. Livery men and Pop Hahn make a fortune. Gravy wins championship of the Middle West Q. I' K 1 in tennis. Sukey prays for the rich men. A l W W ' Z' A Cage: if . Q gl ' U . Q ll y 9, is L 7lmu,Lcf-iEeAQ, ' -W AA I 1 1'NT.'ev-Mxsfaxon - Q3 G mrfgggagew 3 U5 It ..g'V 7 , g n , lf . l GJ ' .J Q fa . fry. Fi 72 Ak W 9 , fx 1 E ' Q il ' T Q 1 fl- I ffl X li fl -- f N-J'--'21 - . ,sf- . IXY. 2' if . Sig! N-V X --31? ' I - we 9 Ak ,F ,fr f 1 . 5 .5 V I ' I Fl a L-g fu . A 1 8' ji? me ! I I Iv ihnm Bath 1112 illllighig Svvniur Zlmprnur Early T Shining itnur. r Setting-Day Chapel. S , , 1 Oast of Characters-One Faculty, One Senior, and One Student Body, Dr. Harlan: An oration this morning by Mr. --. ' -The Senior arises from his seat on the platform, clears his throat, shrugs his shoulders, feels of his necktie, and advances to the desk. Here, with his hair nicely greased and combed pompadour in front, he places his left hand behind his back and his right 'between the first and second buttons of his coat, assuming, the attiude -of Daniel Webster in his Reply to Haynef' Then he inadvertently launches upon the seething, squirming, struggling mass of helpless, faithful chapel devotees, the following: Effulgent sun of peace, rudely torn from hearths and homes by the cruel handof war, beautiful in its sadness: sooth our retributive 'blood and may a high chivalric state be developed by the wormwood cup of remorse and be sweetenedby the blissful cup of contentment. CHere he assumes the attitude of'Demosthenes delivering the Oration on the Orown.'7J Thus the chaos of rec-onstruction, hallowed by a thousand memories, a potent factor toward our industrial progress, has been alleviated and we can now throw off the cruel and bloody yoke of Spanish oppression, while 4' 1 i Dr. Harlan -Cwith an attitude of helplessnessjz EXcused. ' Exeunt Student Body tumultu-ously. Svagingn Meath nn Ihr Glampuz. - Prof. Kelly: Seen any stray cats lately? ' Prof. Stanclift: Coexistential sociography is always sequential. Neva Smith: Am I? Prof. Williams: Check. Answer plus or minus. Mrs. Norton: sin A:.O627 51 vers 15 sin Dr. Harlan: A minute and a half late this morning. Hiller: Love all. . X D12 Knlghti. C9 H8 O2 CC.. H5. C H: C H. C O HD Prof. Ristinez. More spon or no games. p Prof. Barnes: A-l-l A-b-ofa-r-d. O-h-a-r-c-o-a-l. Christy and Mapes: A-l-l O-u-t. 1 Truie: Now, Dempster, do you think that 's nice? A Lovey: ll-Flor e'en now I hear her gentle voice calling me. ' Put: I'll raise you two. I - Pearson: Boys, it's nice to be in love. Fred Smith: I've got a new one. She's the best ever. Esgate: Had your picture taken yet? 14 15 1., 2... 3.- 4.- 5.-e 6.-4 7.. 8.4 9.- 10.-' 1 1 .-1 1251 13.x- 'Oat Ae IOES and ply US, 'he nd 'se les Hb . H we on, Odv .3 . x . re, 8.-Dick Smith arrives at 5 A. M. Luc 10.- 15.- Zlunv. .-An owl disturbs Osgood's peaceful commun- ion on the stile. 2.-Osgood prowls around with a gun. .- Westward the course of empire takes its Way. A P 4.-Cramming begins. 5.-Lucinda Meie-ris recital. 6.+Coe comes to play tennis. Donit even get to semi-finals. A -Bellamy takes a fall out of the dead lan- guages iu chaple oration. y Godsey on time to breakfast. A 9.-Wheelock spends day studying. We buy junk, sign at college book room. 11 .-Cupid and Luella go to the train. to meet the folks. A 12.-Beautiful moonlight. ,Many embrace the op- portunity. A 13.-All aboard for the Palisades. Last chance. 14.-Commencement day. Last appearance of the 1906 Championship Team. Cornell, 7 5 Cen- tral City, 5. A . Students leave. Babe's revenue grows. l Burl mu THE A Ac ' i-RLS 'BUM if WITH YOU ' tif . C, ' D V1 5-If .ii 5 ' L,V Q J 1-1 Q D3 U ' FLUNK AND You F1-UNK I - R I-.oNE - t'? -J l 1 X we, BUYJUNKI . ff AW ' Aww miss ANY BQNGS RNY -.BoTn'S5. ' -TODAY 7'- , .. 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F fv 4 fl ? i 6 .W .x iz vi E! .I i 1,i ,i 1 1 i -i i'. rt. 1 V' 4 L Zlnrhzm ignume 571111115 Looking for Diphtheria Germs. Topsy and her Friends. 'Vw j 1 N, 4 1 Fi.. ,J ' 3 . 1 ,., l r 'x- my I V ' ' .' ' ' ' - ' Nix . . 1 wwe , ' , x F Sfvpivmhnr. -School opens. A -Freshmen are sized up. Fountain Dedication. -Rushing begins. -Y. M. and Y. W. receptions. -Facultjf receptiom -Business picks up at the river. Truie Bogart warns new girls against spoon- ing. -Dempster and Ole bring sunshine to longing hearts. ' -Philo spread. -Joice meets some new girls at the Brackett House-but has to wait a while. -Aesthet spread. -Japanese tea at the Watson House. -The dear little Hindoo lassief' speaks at the Methodist Church. -Dr Stanclift makes his annual speech in be- half of the lecture course. Dr. Knight sends Driver to disperse a crowd of freshmen conspirators. p -Freshmen try Stanwood board. -Soph. Proc.-a little late perhaps. -Bargelt anxious to meet newfaculty member. -Ames-Cornell football game. Slaughter of the innocents. Usual pilgrimage tothe river. L' 2: :l f f C, ' f il lhfylJ!Jf.T7g'Vi 7' ,l ?!' f5FQr,'., -f t Ulf ' 'Wffflwlr V-Wl lwl f fi lloilil' QW- It f' -if ' V,-in :TO iff-'ga F -' -Q 7 P , E 5 ' gf B I - X b 1 . I-li ,K Nl s ly' ,L 1. - ' if W , It 1 Ilx 'Fa U . S.: A f -flvlx fi: i J 45 3 If ' 5 - fi in ,H W AM . I V fi ' el 4. A ,w A ,,f,,Q--, ,Q 'w i J i i -' '3i.3,Q5-:wtf xy .r 5 SQL2!lfis,x,,lljm. E A '7 ji g L. -i. I' -- .,-3 - - - A -e , , , . v., - .L A , , Y ,-,.-e..... ,--, ,L ..-,,--.,.,,..,.-.... -. , ,.-..... . .5 P V Q v E ., - ,,. , ... ,,. , ,Y.,,X - ,,.,...,.. ,,.. .- ,.,. . ,.,-,-..... -4-. U. . ..,-. N ,, ,, M, l V., in A W KWN flff -.. - Y W A .V mv, -if.: ,, ,,. -f.. ,-.,-.,G..f-..'. . -A.,n+-.,. ..-w-...4.- ,-4-. eg 'JU ,. -1- ,WM -fy--A. 2 ' .. 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Wunderle concert. -Miss Riley dreams of a new gown embroider- ied with roosters. -Bones of aforesaid fowl returned for inter- ment. . -Roxsey and Lovey quit. -Roxsey and Lovey make up. -Roney's Boys. -Ora Coper explains how a cat climbed up on her shoulder and knocked Dean's hat off. -Psych class-Driver says he's been happy all year. -Atkinson appointed assistant chemistry ro- D fessor by-Atkinson. . -Freshmen make a show of themselves in chapel-very rude. -Line up for lecture course tickets. -Bowman Hall kitchen raided. -Phinney's attend Aesthets in a body. Cut for girls-who's got the joker. -Sunday-all quiet. -First chemistry exam.-survival of the fiit- test. B -Leaves begin to fall. Seniors Iilled with dread and apprehension but not as yet with leaves. i - -Parish makes a late calluat Wolfefs by' re- quest. Boz attends a party at Cedar Rapids. ' -Society initiations. . -Alumni show up the Varsity. f Gertrude Noble springs a diamond. -Hatcher receives a dun from Loftis Bros. Hatcher' and Miss Noble's contemplations disturbed by revolving searchlight on auto. -Reynolds informs friends of his first real love. see that girl scrambling? - -Gormley and Brackett House girls attend an imaginary fire at the request of Ami. - Governor Hisey arrives.. Hailed with de- light by the Sukey class. ' Rich comes onto the stage. The plot thick- lens. Lucy Godsey and her troupe of trained bears give a performance. in iull ww-1 -Ami gets a handoutwatmthevdxqian House. Irving's and King's journey to Mechanics- ville. -Bargelt reports good progress. Bowman Hall Annual Hallowe'en Party. I -. 9 9. , hx 1 ...M ' M 4 i 1 y A Hialeah MW N it J sf! x, ! G ze?-f'-f ' :fd y O . igaxgq '9 Q7 , l X 5 X7 X Xff E W te 6' f WW!! Wffw ff Hi f f f M1 . fi XR r. lLy'q .l!x . ml. . I N 'T E531 -N. -Q. 'z' HL.. 'x . ' 5 , ' A . lvl E 1 X I it r lf 2, l - J Q Q L ., 21 Q ' Q XE,-L. 1 f -if X' Vi - , . g ld fx ,Q -XX Q vi- R , T x Q- YZ 4: ed YM ff 1. F-aff' :fn 5 ' use X .-f--1? 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Our prices are right .... 'x H. D. con. Jewelry co. 214 Qncl Ave. Cedar Rapids, Iowa. T. A. Gopmly. D. D. S. Qfflce over Citizens! State Banlc T. M. Williams, D. D. s. Office two cloors east of M. E. Church. .9432 Resident Dentists Mt. Vernon., Iowa. 3,110 4,f0f '.5.fJ11 t e.fH+ 7,-Ll a-Ed h 9.-J III 10.-Mn T 1 1.-C11 12.-EI 13.-ll! 14.-Lu I 15.-Ch 16.-Ac 17.-Ha 18.-Bm 19.-Phi al 20-Rus 21-Re: 22-rDn 23.-K1-11 S 24.-in I: 25.Npm 2651.155 275m Ren. 29.x'm 30,nAn I S 2.- nmemhvr. 1.-Hatcher's folks move togOskaloosa. Makes it nice. Perley Phillips looks over the present sit- uation at Leander Clark. 3.-Reynolds misses a date. Old veterans and patriarchs go home to vote. 5.-Juniors and Sophomores win preliminaries in basket ball. . 6.-Helen Westrope sings for Lois. Seniors spring caps and gowns. g 7.-Lucile Furnas takes the Winnard Club to Hen's. 8.-Edith Elliott changes her plans because she has at Bill i 9.-Juniors win from Sophs in linal basket ball. 10.-Mrs. Brackett establishes a home for college widows. f 11.-Church, as usual. 12.-Ella Baker exhibits a diamond. .-Mrs. Watson finds Lucy climbing through a window in the dead of night. 14.-Lucy LaCosta squelches morepeople than usual. -Chapel half minute- late. 16.-Academy debate. 17.-Hatcher receives another dun. P 18.-Bowman Hall sing revived. .-Phil Elliott takes four girls to Sukey class and gets 57 os. Q' .-Rushing business at skating rink at Lisbon. .--Reynolds attends class.- -Dr. Knight bawls Lucile and Carl out in class. - Flop', Adams comes to town ostensibly for groceries. -Artie Hall goes home. Nell again left deso- late. ' .-Family reunion at Brackett House. , .-Fisher writes a song. -Miss Plymesser sets the words to music. -They sing it as a duet. Adelph-Star debate. .-Thanksgiving Day. Bowman Hall stunts. .-Amphic-Milt. debate. Milts win as usual. Fred Smith wrought up over it and for- gets his early Christian training. fi, AY 1 'rjfd 5 M0111 ffwmf. Qu QIMI if l lm L W Q ,grim I H gm UI 1 W1 ff my HH'-37 W V75 EM .a -1-+L ,Nl , ml L I 1171? LX f-N f N :uf r 1 bint t li?- if 5 1 -IV . K' J' -I I A ' V. . ,QC I EX f ffm? L' . W A-gli' ' IL 1' I I , if hu' 'Ark L img!!! I 'N 91' .... ' fill I 4, j u I W, 1 I-i 1 e ,L - I 'ij J ' Q 'fd' I ' ' 15 f K A i . .,..14..,:'f : 3 A y ,. ff! , Q 1 7' 7 54 ff , W? Vj f 41 In-'Vg 'll , H 1 if I 'xfxg x Wri t . Y . K .fffg. .,1 - ' I R I , ,lf ij' Z' -1- uv ! QL: , ,H ,filhff 1 'J K 111.5 I' .ily , I Q. .UA K 22 l Q g r 0 2 .. Q Qi fQ'7 '9 ' K . ZgixS1 7 , V A . - . 2 41 - y i t . I 'xi f if X Y i , 1 in? I 1' it . B V W 'lr--Q . 9 x ef s Photos Always ease Yf Always the Newest and Nobbiest things at L. REID., Photographer Cedar Rapids, Iowa. I I f E 2 3,fI 4.'5 5,-E 5,-H 7,-H 8.-Te 9.-31 10.-D 1 1.-C 12.-T 13.-P 14.-P S Bvrvmher -Woodard cracks another Joke. Did you ever see that girl scrambling. -Fred Smith gradually recovers from debate. -Dr. Cumnock -Sukey announces. special new courses -Huebsch girls suddenly dGC1de to go to Morn- ingside . -Reeter writes oration for the contest. -Home Oratorical Contest. Lockwood buys larger hat. -Term Concert. Messiah Spec1als. -Mrs Watson tells Page to take his HPFICG' and go. -Dr. Billingsley leads chapel. Harry attends. .-Cramming and class prayer meetings. .-Term exams. Sukey gives unusually severe GXHIIIS . ' 13.-Pem starts for 5:15 train at 2:45. A. M. 'V A 14.-Pudge and Dobbie surprise their friends. J MQ., ' Yr ll 1. N' x ing lyffy: 1 , ,f' if PP? -. !. ,7 If XL, . W- X Terrible rumors about Din. I-Blk? V --M15 Governor Hisey and his Private Car. Hawkeye-News and Job Print Shop. ' By s. H. BAUMAN'S soNs g F ' Good Printing for Purposes , Mount- Vernon, Iowa , g nclivrcluality 'Sin Pliotographs THATS WHAT You GET WHEN . You coME TO, Us. Great thing---Inclivicluality. h It counts. .-, 44, .-.-fra.'m,-gan.-, 3 -j.,...1uUj'-XwtQIYAJ:2'5 -.!'71':E..-115 gif,':f.-Q5-53.59-.:,v.97-5. 1uiff:g5-,v74':Z::-a'- ,,,v,,,,Q-gm . -. .gn 4- f-uf., . .--4:-...1.X..-. -, mfr.-'..d--.:.4-Ja,-V., - sm 6 .4 za.-x: QF., -...gnu -V . rv g.g,,gq,., ,-1 ,-.J,!:L,1,,g,f-1 H., .fy MM.. ,'31,,.5714--,,..g -,yw ,5-,.nu,- 1.':-H,q.v,,e:L,.f.4,Q.,x-21..1!-,4-,7!Jr'l,- Six - , 1 .,G.22:5:5' sun dv '.-.Z.El11'-,vifa:-5.12-2. ws.-. ' il .--1-53511:-.t' - f:,.f,,z,- '.-.- . Nm'-4-.1-1. una- ,,.,f..-,. 1. ..-...mf-, f-..- H-P ,...-1 .w. ,H-.2-.G-.ui Uv- at-SM ff'f.n-.5-c.:-A.':g-p-,rf.''fyI vfzf-5--'fffwfa-'Hz5q'.::'1-.1C151-:flax-.3.t-i4::f -'-:wif,-'xiiiiffvyif11-H3244Twbxgff-,-FH' - s W,-,.,-.. ,, . . , w . ., 1.5. A , , ,,, z.3:,:w,,r:4gn? 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CO EASY CHAIRS FOR STUDY Cut Flowers g Couege Goods Cornell and Society Pennants and Pillows F Prices from 50c to 55.00 ' Special designs made to orcler. Mail orders receive careful attention. g -Roocl E99 Young ff n , g 2,012 a.fFf1 4,fDil 5,fTl1 I 5,-Ole 7.-F01 8.-Cd 9.--All d 1 10.-D112 11.-RW Pl 12.-Mk! if 13.-Pnd 14.-Sul 15.-Sul 16.-Chi fl 17.-Car 1 8.-Car 19.-H35 20-Ha: 00 21.-Hn 22-Ha: 23-Ha: 24-Mr. ZSNMES nc 26.xQar 27-rDr. 23Nr3Ial li 29.315 J: 30'rJun ' 31-rllax T Q S L .1 v l'. I 4 . I Jlanuarg. 2.-Classification. Many emotional greetings. 3.-FoX's business picks up. I 4.-Din exhibits a brilliant Christmas present. I 5.-The Miller 85 Adams Pleasure Resort Trust, Unlimited, open for business. i 6.-Ole and McKee visit friends. 7.-Forty-five Minutes from Broadway. 8.-Col. Bain. 9'.-Ami visits Jordan House again. Miss Jor- dan sends in a sandwich, - 10.-Din studies Domestic Economy at home. 11.-Rosy enters the Craft House Complication. Plot again thickens. 12.-Atkinson and Lucile take a party of friends to Hen's. Philo-Adelph masquerade. 13.-Pudge Jones makes farewell visit. 14.-Sukey Sr. leads chapel. 15.-Sukey Jr. leads chapel. 16.-Chicken pie dinner at church. Puzzle-Find the chicken. I 1' 17.-Carl dedicates a sonnet in German to Lucile. II I ' 18.-Carl sends flowers. I? Y , 19.-Hazel Addison visits Marie West. 20.-Hazel visits Mr. West. Revival meetings commence. 21.-Hazel visits Mrs. West. 22.-Hazel visits Harold West. . 23.-Hazel goes out West. I 24.-Mr. Chapman on Birds. 25.-Miss Sherk refuses to move to South Amer- ica.-Roberts disconsolate. 26.-Carl invokes the Muse again in Dutch. 27.-Dr. Henderson arrives. ' I 28.-Mabel Huebsch entertains in honor of her L little sister. x! . L i I t 29.-D. O. Cowles recites forty-five minutes in Junior Lit. I I 30.-Juniors migrate to the Rapids for pictures. ' .31.+Day of Prayer.-Rosy and Pem see Dora A Thorne-or try to . I l Wmaf l M I VIII . I . CTZQ-xl -k Hg 131 , 99 I w i f ++ I. II C W 1' 3 . -Z- N :mr my Wm' fm lf I -.f lil G- 0 WEST YOUNG , I- -V i ,'i I 'Q . 4 P E 5 4 Mn, f T- g I rf WI i B ff do 1 N , If' .. II I I ' - I 'E W I Q X ea I l,, I E AN GowEST, 9, - DJ x,bI Q LZ 4. wx I . 3-3 large? X 13 N X 'I C F. H. Zachefd Son THE B055 CAFE H. F. Byers. Proprietor s Short orders at all hours A M6315 Ice Cream-Best Going I Fruits in Season TAILORS .na ' . ' Jersey Cream Rates on Ice Cream and Oysters to Clubs fm always glad to see students YOIITS, Mt. Vernon. D - Iowa. Q Hen. KIDDERS STUDIO The Art of Photography has macle., and is making., great advancement. It is our aim to study care- . fully all advancements. and to proHt by them. as well as 'bykour own experience. Cornell Students., and all patrons., will End Kiclclerqs Studio up-to-date at all times. t Corner First Street and Second Avenue Mount Vernon, Iowa. 1.fAi' f 4 2.1611 ,-A111 3 d k 4,438 5,-Fw 6.--H3 I 7.-Flll 8.-Pai sl 9.-Thli 3 10.-All 11.-Joli '12-Bas 13.-Pal 14.-Vale 15.-LHC 16.-Dev ill 17.-Ann 18.-Fish 19-Love Ti 21.-Ami Uh 21.-Ogg, 2?-rltilu E Q1 23-XW. . m 24wBQu 25-c. J YU 26-NLRB be 27.xguy 00 2KNF'm Nm 5 V 4 s 'Yr s ' Aft'-r?1i: l4 Q 'i'?5Q-if l E 1 D i -P Zllvhruetrg. 1.-Atwood cuts a wisdom tooth. Decides to quit studying. 2.-Ground Hog Day. Roast pork at Hall. 3.-Anna Addison pays bills by promise of future dental work. 4.-Caucus-at Brackett House. 5.-Furguson has new ease. 6.-Mabel Huebsch ex resses her I p regard for Hunt and the other debaters. 7.-Furgie looking around again. 1 .-Pat and Rich fall out. Cause-overturned sleigh. -That 'nice Mr. Pemberton' is interviewed by a fash1on sheet editor. -Annual Board prepare for trouble. -Jordan House quarantined. 1- WH47 'MVE you To SAY CQNQAM Cl 7 5 'RIMS-I X I NGN -Base-ball schedule announced. ,V 'CJ -Pat mistaken for a chorus girl on train. -Valentine party at Bowman Hall. -Lucile gets more flowers and poetry. -Devie and Furgie have a swell time- with the mumps. 1 t -Anna 'ad a Sunday visitor. -Fishermisse-s his evening call at the Hall. -Lovey and Roxey throw silhouette on front window. -Ami inquires at the restaurant about the character of that Mr. Smith at Lisbon. -Osgood refuses to go to the Milt-Aonian J oint. -Milt-Aonian Joint. Martin, C. J. Smith, and Esgate hold indignation meeting. String Quartette start on trip to Eastern cities. -W. J. Bryan. Everybody 'gets a democratic hand shake. -Belle Armstead has out-of-town visitor. -C. J. Smith sits down in the Chair of His- tory. ' -Miss Titus makes a noise like a faculty mem- ber. -Guy Carleton Lee. Roscoe 'Woodard jots down new jokes. .-Fred Smith haslnew crush- the best ever. No. 95. Roscoe Woodard springs joke. fx 0 D 2 .M 7 '1- i A' X ff? 2 17 4:9 ' Lf I K M f f l if Q7 Q 'N JC.. af.f,f f' ' , Q, xx , V S M H .1 3 - LF .27 , f fgx' gf ff if LL: ef . N h QD: Sf IHE. QUTS IN THIS BOOK WERE. MADE. BY Tl 'I'E Eggrnlc Q,TYIfNGRAVlNG QQ. B U F-FALO, N .Y.. 192' 2, Idr 3 SP 3 d 4.-PU 4 5.--M1 II 6.-ESS 7.-Dr. 8.-Ad 9.-Spq I c 10 -Pa I 11.-KW, S 12--Cx: 1351-In 8 14-will 'I 1s,sL0! U e It In marrh P -Devie recovers from mumps. -Indra Engle catches the mumps somewhere. -Springdale schools out' Fred Miller and Miss Noble visit loved ones at Cornell.-fSpring- dale Screamerj. ' -Prof. Daniels reads some original verse in chapel. ' l -Miss Warner severs her connection with the faculty. -Esgate and Prof. Freer lead chapel. -Dr. Harlan gives Annual free advertisin . -Adelph-Milt. debate. Milts Win as usual. -Specials. Aethesian Farce. Alethean ' Ger- man Play Miss Baker and 'Bradford's clothes make a hit. P -Pat falls through the grandstand. Time, 9-30 P. M. -Winnard Club thrust from house and home. Smallpox. Hotel does bigbusiness. ' -Cramming begins. Price of oil goes up. -Exams begin. Unlucky day. Weeping and gnashing of teeth. . -Sukey awards-C's. Will Platner and Belle . Thornly see Best off at the train. A Lovey- Gee, it's lonesome here when all the students leave. Term rough-house at Nissly House. Many re- luctantly leave the house. Frei takes early morning Walk from the Hall. V L i 'aW-f 'F ' riff- 77 '7f' 'WW-f I' 'l H ..' 'il,l ,'1l ' ,'l'fI .:2' 5-1-1, USM if -Q , A I . i'3,.l:5'35 L , b iii' lfff I .. 4 J' iff 'g -1g1h:l5,IESa Q 7344 , U 1' ' lI'l I' 7 I m ijjilli I, Hmm 'if' P L 'Nl V Y if 11, I HE. s lin ,i il 5:55759 4 441 g:?:.Ta 3 - lf 3' .EEHS F SQQ-tV,fff ig....,,'.. ,m .1.f.m1iug .fr pm - - Q I- If Q Q' P f ,nt , 1 A U . fl VM: L 1pl L-W 2 W all P . 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