Coquille High School - Laurel Yearbook (Coquille, OR)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Ccontxnuedl Say could you tell me where and what ever happened to JO ANN MINTONYE? asked Dean 'Well I ,lon t know what I could do without dear old Jo Ann She keeps this place so clean lt almost shmes You ce she ls the clean up manager of the offtce explaxned Tommy We see that .TIM CLARK now 1n Alaska has Just shot Dangerous Dan McGrew for the lass known as Lue LUCILLE HAGA KARLENE MATTSON now of Warner Brothers IS makmg good as their chxef photographer who spccxahzes ln photographmg mlce for thexr comedtes We notxce that ALICE BROWN professlonally known as Madam Allcla Brownoswlskaskx IS a world famous ballet teacher and one of the most prlzed students ms FAYE BORGARD who IS now dancmg with the Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo, st1l1 the most famous and fabulous ballet troupe ln the world As we turn to the Human Interest Column we fmd that LORRAINE RENNINGER xs makmg a psy chologlcal study of CHARLOTTE MARTIN Charlotte mslsts that she ns Borls Karloff LECRISSA GWILLIM advertlses a vacancy 1n her home for spmsters, and also wants to know lf anyone knows the vs hereabouts of BOB GEANEY last heard from as Jamtor of the new Coqullle Hlgh School tArk1e for shortl COLLEEN OSTRANDER matron of the Coos County Women s .Tall reports the late presence oftwo mmates MARY MILLER who was arrested for breakxng the glass on MateJka s wmdow to steal a dxamond rmg as she fmally dec1ded that would be the only way for her to get one and NANCY PRICE who was charged wlth blgamy Thexr cases w1ll be defended ln court by Attorney DEAN RUSSELL promment local crlmmal lawyer speclahzxng ln women s cases He recently won fame when he se cured a verd1ct of not guxlty for PATSY POPESCUE, the undertaker who was charged wlth fatal pol sonmg ln order to bulld up her busmess KENNETH CUSIC IS now Presldent of Oxford Umverslty ln England and was last seen wearmg a momcle CI wonder whyl where she was recently elected the fxrst woman mayor of Howlm Dog Junctlon In the club revxew we see that PAT SHAW IS now the new band leader of the Atomnc Jazz band play mg 1n the Club Chenango whlch IS now owned by JOYCE TAYLOR Also on the entertamment bxll are WARREN JENKINS STEWART AVERY and DALLAS FARMER known as the Up An At Em s wlth the1r acrobatxcs act As we turn to the school news we fmd that BOB WEEKS IS the new drlvmg mstructor at Coqutlle Maybe that s why all the glrls are so eager to take lessons WAYNE TIMMONS IS the owner and manager of the Coquxlle Valley Brewing Co It seems there IS a b1t of rlvalry between Wayne and CLAIR HOWELL Presldent of the Howell Tea Co They are both trymg to get ELSIE PREUSSLER and WALT SHUTT who speclalxze ln sxngxng commercxals SPECIAL NOTICE Work wanted any kxnd Wlll consnder takmg ln washmg Please see LILA SPALDING PAT MCGHAN has Just fmxshed her latest book on Better Methods and Ways of Teachlng Soclal Economlcs GEORGENA SMITH IS waltmg at the bus depot for the bus to Portland where she IS lwmg with her husband Dr Polland She fell m love with htm when she met htm durmg her semor year RAY GILKEY and h1s great love for hterature has led htm to be a great author of Chlldren s Faxry Tales MARY HELM has Just returned from the Far East where she has Just completed ftfteen years as a mlsslonary ln Chlna FRED FINLEY IS now the general manager for the Umon Servlce Statlons on the Paclfxc Coast VIRGINIA CORRIE Just recelved the honor of bexng crowned Mxss Amerlca of 1969 She was known to her classmates as Klondlke Kate 'Well I guess Iwxll go back to my place 1n the mountams exclaxmed Dean So long Dean sand Tommy Hope to see you agam soon By 1954 .TEANETTE STONE had finally saved enough pennies for her long desired trip to Arkansas

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SENIIIH MASS l'lllll'HEl Y N49 The workmg day was almost over but there was no slackemng of pace m the offlce of the CO QUILLE VALLEY SENTINEL for th1s was Tuesday and the paper must go to press Edxtor THOMAS MULLINS whose love for lxterature fmally landed hmm the edxtorshxp of thls thrxvmg newspaper was busy at h1s desk The door was pushed open Edxtor Mullms was startled for a moment at the slght of the gaunt shabby old man leanmg on 1 gnarled stlck and strokmg hls long grey beard w1th a tremblmg hand What can I do for you? asked the edltox I would llke to read your papers slr I am a vlctlm of HIIIIICHIA and have been trymg to fmd out who I am for many a year Certamly replled Edltor Mullms Here are proofs of the May 20th 1969 lssue Here have a clgar The old man took the paper to the wlndow and w1th great mterest scanned the column of personal mentxon for such ltems as these MAXINE COLLIER has Just returned from Hawa11 where she and her husband KEITH JOHNSON have been smce 1952 tracmg down clues xn the mysterlous dlsappearance of DEAN WOLGAMOTT Dean Wolgamott say that sounds famllxar the old man muttered as he puffed hls clgar A sudden exploslon hurled the old man to the floor fthe clgar was loaded same old Tommy! As the old man pulled hxmself together a sudden expresslon of Joy came over the wrlnkled old features At last I thmk Iremember who Iamll he exclalmed Iam DEAN WOLGAMOTT Say this IS qulte a paper you are gettmg out now sald Dean I see that It has qulte a few artlcles about our former classmates ln the news speclal mterest column and the funmesllll The Hundred and slxty fourth Boy Scout week IS now bemg celebrated We see that BILL ANDER SON the commander of the Boy Scouts of Amerxca has Just v1s1ted h1s home town for the weekend to make new old acquamtances We see that Penny s the store where your dollar buys more has a new owner CHUCK BILLINGS Chuck was always countmg h1s penmes and savmg them for aralny day thls must have been that ra1ny day In the feature column we see that KATHLEEN BROCKMAN IS at the North Pole trymg to dlscover The newly appomted Dean of Educatlon THOMAS IVERSON D D Ph D WOOF ETC at the new State College located ln Coquxlle has Just stated that the school IS gomg strong wxth an enrollment of over 90 In the ad sectlon we see an ad for the Earth to Mars Spaceshxp Travel Agency owned and managed by KEN GOULD The ad descrlbes l1v1ng cond1t1ons on Mars as very favorable And the gxrls Woooooooooo V I ll Now Dean mutters Oh I would never have thought that I would look on the day when I would have to read of one of my classmate s passmg on In the obltuary column Dean has not1ced the death of JOE SAYRE On h1s tombstone was engraved Dtctator of Natxons Ruler of People caught l1ke a rat and hung from a Steeple Also engraved ln golden letters on another tombstone are these words Here l1es ART RICHARDSON the people s frlend He s gone to hxs own dlshonored end Governor of th1s mlghty Domam He held fxve aces 1na poker game At his rlght Hls beloved wxfe LOTUS THOMPSON In the marrlage column we notice that the late dlvorcee JUDY SLACK, who has been gxvxng boxmg lessons m the newly constructed Y M C A Just marrled ELDON CHOWNING contractor of the new bulldmg As we turn the page to the dlvorce column we see the followmg MARY GAUNTLETT dlvorced for the fxfth tlme IS now makmg those great b1g eyes at TOM COLEMAN her chlldhood sweetheart who has charge of untangllng strmgs on the tea bags for the Howell Tea Bag Co Also BEVERLY DA VIS has Just dlvorced BILL OWEN the wealthy Dlesel manufacturer for the thlrd txme 1n two years she IS now consxdermg marrnage to TOM MCCAULEY smger for the new radxo statxon WHAT managed by CLARA STONECYPHER The radlo news for thls week features MERLE ANDERSON the ch1ld psychologxst on KWRO the ploneer statlon of southwestern Oregon As we scan the back pages of the paper we fmd BRYCE TRACY mayor of Cats Paw Arkansas stlll campaxgnlng for Presldent and klssmg babxes both b1g and small Hmmmmmmllll The headlmes today run as follows PETERSON BACKS TRUCK ACROSS U S FORREST PETER SON breaks non stop record across U S ln hxs new deslgned Peterson truck he drove thls dlstance backwards The mxlllonaxre WILBERT LUTHER REED has Just contrlbuted to the new State Cap1talBu1ld1ng to be buxlt m the place of the old Coqullle Court House Wllbert owns the prosperous 'We Keep Em Dry Dlaper Products Inc JUNE JENSEN hls lovely devoted wlfe IS also h1s prxvate secretary seems that she doesn t trust h1m out of her slght r u u I , l O ' - 7 ' ' 7 ' Y . .... . , . , . . . CK ' Q ,. Y ' Y 7 H ' . . ,, . . ,. . .. , . s n 4 o u K Y a o a 4 c , L-1 as ' ' at ., , .. . . H . . . . ,, . ,K . . 1 s ' ' , , ! v , . , 7 1 ! ' , . who put the whxte cap on lt. , , . . ,.... . ., .... .... f, , .Y 7' 1 fl v 3 J - if ' ' ' - ' ! I . .... , , . ! ' 7 y 1 7 1 1 1 4 4 ' 7 7 Y ' ! ! 3 Y . 7 ! 9 N : . '- - - . . 9 . 7 ! . . . . , , ' 7 ! ! .

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SENIIIR l'lASS Wlll Sect1on I W the Semor Class of 49 bemg of sound m1nd and body, as our last w1ll and testament, do hereby bequeath the followmg Art1cle To the faculty we leave, regrettmg our lost opportun1t1es, our v1m, vlgor, and v1tam1n p1lls so that they may recover suff1c1ently to carry on through another year Art1cle wlll carry on as we have done Artxcle than we d1d!' Artxcle Sect1on II To the .Tumors we hereby bequeath ' our nght to run the school 1n the hopes that they To the Sophomores we leave our ' pull w1th the OfflC9 We hope you have better luck To the Freshmen we Just leave You w1ll too, 1f you are lucky, 1n four years After four years of strugglmg, we, the Hngh and M1ghty Sen1ors, bequeath the followmg B111 Anderson w1lI my dependable fllver to Joe Berg Kathleen Brockman w1ll my snazzy specks to Dorothy Miller Allce Brown will my Il1rt1ng ways to Alyce Kern Max1ne Coll1er,will my qmetness to Nancy Godard I Tom Mullms w1lI my way w1th Mr Schwemfurt to my l1ttle brother, J1m Boy' Wlll he need 1tl!' Jlm Clark w1ll my basketball ab1l1ty to Lindley S1mpson I Eldon Chown1ng leave my dark complex1on to Ronn1e Haga I Stewart Avery leave my curly halr to Larry Moore I Faye Borgard leave my typlng ab1l1ty to J1m McCurdy I Charles B1llmgs leave my broken desk to Mrs Watson I Tom Coleman leave Thank goodness! Are you comlng Mary? I V1rg1nla Corrxe leave my old sheet music to Mr J o Ann Mmtonye leave the pos1t1on as ed1tor of the H1 T1mes to any Jumor who IS unlucky enough to get It Ken Cuslc leave my wolf ta1ls on my car to B111 Melton I thmk he can use them I Beverly Dav1s leave Walt a m1nute B111 I am two cents short of mak1ng my books balance I Fred Fmley leave for Bnble School to Jo1n Carol Walton I Joe Sayre leave Martha Banta or can those Jun1or Class wolves be trusted ?? I Mary Gauntlett, leave I thought for a m1nuteI wasn t gomg to make It I Nancy Price leave my dancmg ablllty shoes, and costumes to Max Clausen I Lorrame Relmnger wlll my ability to work story problems to anyone who takes Semor Math next year I Patsy Popescu w1ll my sxxth perlod 1n the 0fflCC to anyone who can stand the straln I Clara Stonecypher w1ll my pleasmg personal1ty to anyone havmg trouble w1th any of the teachers I EISI6 Preussler,lc-ave my vocal cords to Joe Loss I Art Richardson leave what s left of my growmg p1lls to Jack Purkey I Pat Shaw leave the Jumor boys broken hearted I Tom 1Ed1sonl Iverson leave my athletlc ab1lity to quxet bashful J 1m Newton , Wxlbert Reed leave my ab1l1ty to run 1nto State Police cars to those dash1ng reckless Junior lads I Joyce Taylor, leave all you Jumor g1rls my boy catchmg smile I L1la Spaldmg, leave w1th the 1ntent1on of tradmg an Englxsh book for a cook book, I Wayne T1mmons, leave my steady manner with women to Bucky Lyons I Ken Gould, w1ll my ab1l1ty to skxp classes to Jolm Watzllng I Bob Weeks leave my 1ntense d1sl1ke for the oppo SIIG sex to Dana Buell I Bryce Tracy, leave my car plus a new heater to Russell Engen I Dean Wolgamott leave my ab1l1ty to grow amus tache to any Jumor boy who IS man enough to grow one I Lotus Thompson leave my shorthand ab1l1ty to Loleta Robison I Ray Gllkey leave my offlce of Presxdent to any one who can get It I LaCr1ssa Gw1llam, leave for Bandon after Chuck I Luc11le Haga, w1ll my talkatlve d1spos1t1on to Lullabelle Se1del I Cla1r Howell leave my football su1t to Peter Har vey Maybe he w1ll grow mto lt I GeorgenaSm1th w1ll mydr1v1ngab1l1ty to Sp1ke He deserves all the cred1t I Mary Helm w1ll my qu1et d1spos1t1on to Toots Blum I Charlotte Mart1n w1ll my br1ght green eyes to any vamp that wants to catch a man I Forrest Peterson leave You don t have to push MISS Orvlk I Karleen Mattson leave to my surpr1se I Dean Russell leave my seat on the Rxverton school bus to anyone who can stand the rough county roads I Walt Shutt leave my 1nnocentexpress1ontoW1ll1e Wornstaff I, Jeannette Stone leave my h1ll b1lly s1ng1ng to the Freshman Tr1o I, Judy Slack, leave as no1s1ly as I came I Bob Geaney, leave the Hi Y Club Boy' W1l1 they mlss me'l I B111 Owen leave my way Wlth the offlce g1rls fso It says herel to that bashful Don Cochran I Mary Miller leave my cute l1ttle glggle to that shy Betty Clark I Jmme Jensen leave to try to f1nd my way back to Idaho I, Kelth Johnson leave one sl1ghtly used cast to any football player who may need It next fall I Thomas fFrank1eJ McCauley w11l my ab1l1ty to croon and make the g1rls swoon to Bob Ward I, Pat McGahan, leave to take care of Jxm as 1fl haven t been already I, Merle Anderson w1ll my geometry class and book to anyone who wants It I am t1red of It I, Dallas Farmer,leave for Coos Bay CI wonder why 'D I, Warren Jenkins, leave for the farm Just me and the cows Oh Joyl' . 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