Coquille High School - Laurel Yearbook (Coquille, OR)

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companued by blundsng flashes of llghtnlng A sud den and abrupt halt brought us to our senses on a scene of utter devastat on as we stepped unto the year of l973 About us lay the crumpled runns of a mall town through whlch we rummaged to fund only what had once been a road slgn wh ch to our sur pruse read Enterung Coqullle Scannung the horizon we saw sugns of actlvlty and llfe on the opposite bank of the Coqullle River Crossing the rlver on the new John De Noma Super Brndge we came upon the new metropolns of Coqullle Attracted by a large crowd an front of the new City Hall we found them listen :ng to Jerry Butler spokesman and mayor of the town stlll campalgnung for president and klsslng bab es both bug and small Mayor Butler presented us wuth the keys to the cnty related the hnstorlc ep c of the 3rd World War to end all wars and then acted as gu de to show us the clty and to present nts lead :ng cltlzens who were members of the class of 42 A newsboy on the street who was the exact coun terpart of hls father ,llm Hanna d rected us to hls home where we were greeted by has mother Beverly Farrell She told us that untll recently she had been statloned at Fort Dlx wnth Wandalu Bell Faye Saylor Nelda Norrls and Shlrley Prlce as Army hostesses Wandenng farther we were :ntrlgued at the sight cf a Skyscraper ln process of constructlon We stopped to admire the structure and found Don Boone to be foreman of the project Subforemen on the project were Elmer Goodwin Wallace Wnllus and Loyal Thomas Don took us unto has offnce to tell us more about thls new Communnty Bulldmg and we found hus effuc ent but shy secretary to be Nancy Roberts Another bunld ng on down the street caught our eye Jerry :nformed us It was the offuce bunldmg of Smlth Wood Products Inc lt was a beautiful bulld ng 43 storres hugh and covering the entnre block Manager and owner of the plant as now Jack Newton formerly known to us as Bud l has offnces we ob served has charmlng secretarzes Glenda Clmton Evelyn Gano and Betty Donsted Phyllns Bunch was the professional doctor In charge of the hospntallza t on and her assnstant Florence Campbell was head nurse As we walked along Jerry told us the old frlend Don Llttler was stall attending Medxcal College He had entered the lnstututson nn l944 George Hol brook had been runnlng the electrlc scooters at the new World s Fa r ln New Orleans He acquured a lsklng for them by runnlng the peeps an the world war Faury Cardwell became chief dletlc an for the Pres: dent after he stopped at her hamburger stand for one of her delucnous buns Don Hurlbutt had been play :ng professlonal football until they flnally got ham down He as now strugglung along on the pensnon of S2 OOO a month Blll Smuth owned and operated a refrrgeratxon une serving the suburbs of New Co qullle Managers of these suburban offnces were lBnlll Wlllard Berry Myrtle Point Don Whereat Bandon Bob Martnn Marshfleld and Sterllng Gruenwald North Bend Farther on down the street we were ordered to halt by the Chlef of Poloce Spud Crouch who was clear :ng the street for a parade honorung Coach Fat Terry and hrs stull champsonshlp football team from C H S A plane roared overhead as part of the celebratlon and nts p lot as we were told was Harold Wunegar who fnnally passed has aeronautucal exam We stopped In for lunch at the swanky Broadway Cafe whose propruetor was Theodore Ellnngson The sp ffy cashier behind the tull was Llllnan Scolarl The head wautress was found to be Dorothy Rltchey st ll as charmmg as ever fllrtlng with all the men Later at the theater we encountered Lounse Crumley wlfe of D J Terry songwrlter of past years nowa ticket seller because of the fallure of her husband s latest song Hey Daddy I Want a New Sky Car The newsreel showed the awarding of the Nobel pruze to the Georges Folsom and Hannon waz ard Inventors of the fluorescent mnndreader Another oddity In the news was the double wedding of Var gan a Harmon to Ray Taylor and June Rovang to Tom Percy The ceremony was performed under water an the South Sea Islands by the Most Reverend Cecil G Flnley Another newsreel shock was to see Ruby Marney Dorthea Yarbrough and Elizabeth Hooton lmpllcated In the Amazon Valley uprlsnng to free their husbands who were on the Embassy staff there The feature starred the actress Evelyn Alborn as Shakespeare s famous Lady MacBeth The vaude vllle act after the feature was an unterpretatlon of yutterbugg ng and the boogy woogy from the boom :ng 40 s portrayed by the Mesdames Anabel Martun da e Betty Jo Tharp and Ernestune Batty Amazed and bewlldered we returned to our shlp set the cosmo protector at l942 and after a nauseat mg feellng of falling upwards accompanled by flashes of llghtnung we came to our senses on the floor be neath the tables ln the lab room Hearnng M Oslka s footsteps we hastened to replace the ma chme but IH dolng so we dropped the darn thang and completely demolsshed the delncate mechanisms We alone know the secrets of the future 17 C . 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I Jerry Butler wull my guft of gab to Boyd Stone You ll need good luck here I Phyllus Bunch leave for Deep un the Heart of Texas Guess why? I Betty Donsted leave but don tworry I ll prob ably be back I Cecul Funley wull my car and stuff to Dod e she has em all anyway I Dorthey Rntchey leave no not for Marshfueld but for Oregon Cuty I Georce Hannon and George Folsom wull to Arthur Wolf the uob of electrucuan un hopes he knows more about ut than we dud We Louus and Teeny wull our nute spot at Rudy S to anyone who can ,uve out of ut I Evelyn Gano wull my place as offuce gurl to Dorus Ann I Jack Carroll aluas Porky wull my cave man tac tucs luf anyl to the Sophomore boys knowung they can uphold ut We Wanda Lu and Beverly wull our duslukes for the boys to Mary Lou Newton and Vurgunua Oden I Florence Campbell wull to Maxune Whereat my gentle vouce and una sumung manner I Fa ry Cardwell leave Hurray for once and for a I Spud Crouch wull my way wuth the women to Puq H ckam I Elmer Goodwun wull Red Ruchardson to anyone who can keep her Oh oh d d I say somethung wrong? I Jum Hanna leave I am late for work I Loyal Thomas wull my Eugene trups to Wally Moore he ll probably be goung next year anyway I Eluzabeth Hooton wull my conduct un school to Marulyn I hope ut helps I Aluce Howard wull my place un the Senuor play to anyone who can hold down theur chewung gum a w as I d d I George Holbrook wull my job as Prexy to anyone who can get ut I Vurgunua Harmon wull my place un C H S to anyone who wants ut I Bull Smuth wull my Freshmen gurl fruends to Claure Grey I Bob Martun wull my attractuve personaluty to Duck Ray provudang he wull make good use of ut We Nancy and Lulluan leave together as usual I Orton Standley leave for the farm ut s tume for plowung I Harold Wunegar wull my slush pumpung un a emblues to Jum Peart Keep em guvung I Bud Newton wull my daunty long feet to Herb Allen Keep em growung chum I Theodore wull my 4th peruod class to Frutz Kunz that s my lunch hour I Sterlung Gruenwald wull my busuness abuluty to Ed Stevenson I Glenda Clunton leave un hopes of fundung Howard I Louuse Crumley leave my place at Dew Valley to Jean Duncanson I John De Noma wull my pretty red curls to Ben Howe I Dorothea Yarbrough leave Kay Leslue to watch over my luttle suster I Ruby Marney wull to my luttle suster Orpha my uob un the offuce I Ray Taylor wull my blushung personaluty to Coose Goslun I Betty Jo Tharp leave but Jerry s rught behund m ll hope I I Nelda Norrus wull my seat on the school bus to Thelma Bales I Harvey Thommen wull my football unuform to my brother Glen hopung that he can full ut out I Don Wherat wull my huke out the hughway to awyone wuth more energy than I have I June Rovang leave you all know that Jummy s wautuno for me I Wayne Terry leave and of course you all know my destunatuon us Bandon I Faye Saylor wull my shyness to luttle nauve Pat Farrell I Anabel Martundale leave for the bay but not alone are you comung Ernestune7 I Ernestune Batty leave I just saw a man go by I Don Luttler leave one step ahead of Mrs Beyers I Tom Percy wull my beau eous countenance to B B Eyes To the Student Body as a whole we all leave now and may our memory ever glow worms' 5111 I7 611155 Prrfphecy if It was a dark and stormy day when we Aluce Howard Louus Gulbert and Jack Carroll slyly sneaked cutof Sth peruod study hall Beung of the Intellectual type we wended ourway to the Physucs lab to observe the cosmucal prouector and fourth dumensuonal tume machune a new unventuon of the mental electrucal genuus Orton Stanley No one beung around we ventured to pre s the startung button un the new 6 machune and were blunded by a stunnung flash of lughtnung When our vusuon cleared we were startled to see a newsboy da hung up and down the ma n street of a small town yellung The Spanush Amerucan war ends' A glance at the cosmucal projector showed that we had set ut un reverse Changung the dual we agaun experuenced the sensatuon of fallung unto a voud ac THE LAUREL 1 1 - 1 1 ' I ,,, , , ' 1 1 1 1 1 ' u - . , , , 3 1 1 - - 1 4 1 ' L c 1 1 1 1 -' ' ' - 1 1 1 ' ' ' 1 . I ' I I 7 ' I 4 , . . . ' - 1 1 , . . 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' - 1 1 1 -I 1 ' ' 1 1 . . . , . 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 F - 1 1 I . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' ' 1 1 . 1 1 - - F 1 1 . . J . 1 1 1 I . 1 ' 1 1 9- 4 I . , ' ' 1 1 . ' I , . ' . , . 1 1 1 1 . . 1 1 ' - . . . . ,I , u 1 1 ' I . 1 1 'T ' - ' ' A 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' ' ' , . U . I . . . . I , I I . . . . . . . , l 1 1 3 . euu f 1 1 1 I ' 1 1 ' 1 '1 . . I 1 1 - I I . . . f l ' u , , 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' -1 ' Q 1 1 1 ' 1 . . . S . I , . ,, . . 1 - 1 ' . . . . . ,, I - 1 ' I ' I S -

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