Coquille High School - Laurel Yearbook (Coquille, OR)

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 Bud Berry ai d Ali'reda Berry, nee Harry, the famous African explorers. Bettv 3rady, that notorious divorcee. VHien Jimmy Ray beheld his darling cousin in such surroundings he gavo a shrill j screen and fell over—-Deadl An emergency call for Ikrgorot Ayres, the prison undertaker was put in. She wasn't available so Coroner Cliffy Norris was obtained. Gerry llinnrd, his assistant helped carry out dines’ mortal remains. Sav folks, Cedric Cross, the pickpockot exclaimed. KOOS is broadcasting a program, in our honor right now. Lot’s tunc in. Blanche leaned to tho radio and spun .the dial. A loud voice announced, Buy your furs at Wilson's Fur Farm. Positively the most beautiful skunk furs in existonco can bo obtained fron George Wilson at low cost. , Ton Ferry gavo a rcminoscont shudder at tho mention of skunks. His mind 7.as £:t in tho past. Tho dial twirled on to the next station. A svoot voice, easily recognized as that of Esther Aonsell, cane over tho loud speaker. This finishes the F a r m Women's hour. Next -.rook I vri.ll give sono cako recipes that overy house-vrifo shoui try. This is Station KOOS broadcasting a program in honor of tho big reunion of the Coquille Senior Class of 35 . Tom Staccr's voioo tinklod. Those two famous Burr Sisters, Irene r.d Lory will now give us an imitation of Leo Roy Kolkhurst doing the rhumba. Leroy cannot be with us today. Ho is back in Coquillo High instructing a psychology class. It seems nothing can tear him looso from his beloved school. The rumba drew to a spirited finish. Claro Wade, tho great female impersonator stopped to the .like . I will now give my inprossion of Botto Yeoman reciting II Ponsorosoho said in a bor.utiful soprano, voice. Just a minute, emergency' announcement, oriod I.Iastor of Ceremonies S t a c o r Wo have just r coivcd word that throe dangerous lunatics hrvo escaped fron t h c State Inc.'.no Asylum. Thoy arc known as Ardis, The bicycle fiond Halter; Evelyn Eat 1cm up .live Garrett and Vona Wild-cat Van meter. Be on tho lookout. Thoy arc very dangerous. A shrill scrotum interrupted this announcement. It was followed by a dull thud'. Littlo Janio Fohbraoho vri.ll bo unable to do her bit on tho program. This petite movie star faintod whon sho hoard the foregoing annourcomont and vri.ll bo unable to carry cn. Grotqi.cn Lawhorne, the vrifo of Toad Lawhorno, the kidnappor, will substituto fc Janie with a talk on Why Crimo Never Pays. Baok in tho Coquille City Jail, Elna Avery gave a hcart-ronding sob. Turn th;k off! sho imp Lorod. It reminds me of my darling Clynard. Alas, ho is dead. They finally put him on tho spot. tt Turn, on to Hatcher's Timely Tips to tho Farmer, suggested Lloyd Graham. I love to hoar Incho's program. Just a minute, vro want to make an announcement, Tom's voioo sounded elated over the other waves. We havo the privilege of announcing the engagement of our ova: 'iiiltla Houser to that ..ian of sterling worth, governor of this beautiful S t a t of Oregon, !r. Thomas Howard Thrift. Mrs. Beyers sat in the jail e.nd sadly wiped tho tears fron hor eyes. How sad was she at seeing how far the winds of fate and circumstance had wafted her loved pupils. Alas, alas I sho sighod.

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OFFICERS President-------———-—--—Melba Varney Vice-President-——------Floyd Chase Sec-Treasuror——Levelle Walstrom I.C. Manager-----Don Bailey Class Rep.-Warda L. Hickam Advisor------Mr. Osika MEMBERS Aloha Allen—Girls League George Anthony—Assembly Program Francis Arrell—Football Donald Bailey—Bus. Mgr. of A. S. B. Margaret Belloni—Asst. Ed. of Laurel Zelma Bosserman—G. L. committee Maxine Brining—Girls’ League Gretchen Bunch—Girls’ Tria Ronald Burr—Jr. Prom committee Floyd Chase—Vice-Pres. Jr. class J ck Clinton—Football Dorris Compton—Asst. Ed. of Hi-Times L. Cornelius—Artist for Hi-Times Leona Coy—Girls’ Trio Margaret Daniels—Girls’ League Gordon Daniels—Assembly Program Jessie Dean—G. L. committee Geraldine Ensele—Acc. for Girls’ Trio Harold Esser—Junior Prom committee Gilbert Gaslin—F.F.A. Lois Geider—Junior Play Wave Gisholt—Pres, of G. L. Tom Henderson—Football Howard Hickam—Debate Team June Hickam—G. L. Council Wanda L. Hickam—G. L. Council Eileen Kern—Girls' Trio Raymond Kirkendall—F,F.A. Helen Johnson—Girls' League Charlotte McNair—Glee Club Eddie Moore—Basket-ball Helen Newton—G. L. committee Barbara Oderkirk—Jun. Play Jean Perrott—Glee Club Joy Pettingill—M.D. Banquet Evalyn Porter—G. L. committees Donalda Powell—G.L, committees Norman Ricketts—Hand-ball champ. David Robbins—Winner in hand-ball Calvin Savage—Junior Play