Coquille High School - Laurel Yearbook (Coquille, OR)

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CLASS OFFICERS Gertrude Bogard, President Lorin Schroeder, Vice President Harriet Gould, Secretary-Treasurer « CLASS COLORS Red and White j j j CLASS FLOWER White Carnation j j jt MOTTO We gain strength as we go jt j CLASS ADVISER Miss Dorothy Whitney

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k LMUSSIL Bennett and Lowell Simpson. They were very much surprised to think that we had never heard of the celebrated Prima Donna, Madame Scandala Voica, as Mary now called herself. At the present they informed us that she was touring South Africa, giving benefit concerts for the natives. We were astonished to hear of the renown which Viola Knife had won for herself. A dream convinced her that she must devote her life to the teaching of little children. As a result she completely revised that profession by teaching through the medium of mental telepathy instead of by word of mouth. This form of instruction is now the only kind allowed on the Island of Luzon where she now resides. Of course, we naturally expected to hear of Lowell’s great success in the art of surgery, but to our amazement, he had continued in his father’s footsteps and was now owner and manager of the largest Laundry in the U. S. And to add to his success, he had invented a new variety of “washing-powder,” for which he is now known the world over. At present, we learned that he was in Poland, securing a large contract with that government for his invention. To be sure we felt quite honored at being acquaintances of such noted personages. Having finished our dinner we returned to my apartments with a feeling of satisfaction, knowing that our afternoon had not been spent in vain. jA jA jA Now I set me down to cram I pray the professor an easy exam, If I should croak at the bitter end, I pray the folks may comprehend.

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