Coplay High School - Coplayite Yearbook (Coplay, PA)

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JOKES eX SV Would You? They laughed when I sat down at the piano—for there was no chair! One for Chemists Prof.—“Why is Hypochlorous Acid known to be kind hearted?” Ham—“I’ll bite, Prof.” Prof.—“Because it readily gives away its oxygen.” Wise Eng. Teacher—“The class will now write a quatrain.” C. B. '31 (meekly)—“How many lines, sir?” Pretty Fast Most modern jazzy tunes are written in % of the time they should have taken. Shame on You, Promethius Adv. in local paper—“Girls ready to wear clothes.” Pessimist (reading paper)—“At last!” Now—and Then A brick is a brick—’till it falls on your toe. A girl I like is little Mandy, She always gives me lots of candy. He saw a great big cliff ahead, But little arms encircled Ted, He pushed the gas instead of the brake, And now he’s rotting in a lake. (Sing to tune of “The Prisoners Song”) Bunky, to villain sliding on ice—“Fagan, you’se is a viper.” Louis Gaston is so dumb, he thinks an iceberg is some kind of an evergreen.

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FRONT ROW—Margaret Bogish, David Williams, Norwood Procter, Gustav St; iner, Frank Miller, Joe Walrich, Sterling Rodgers, Sherwood Balliet, Myrtle Walbert, Claire Lau-bach, Mamie Zerfass, Kdward Schmar, Raymond Laubach, Myrt’e Sech’.er, Bernice Battenfield. SECOND ROW—Margaret Podorski, Gustav Rodcrich, Joseph Bundra, Helen Masner. Mary Stcinhofer, Helen Gernerd, Anna Pika, Philip Reinhard, Leonard Laubach, Alice Peters, Mary Martinjack, Alex Michler, Geraldine W'ard. THIRD ROW—Clarence Breshina, Anna Stumpf, Charlotte Miller, Steve Martinjack, Joseph Podorski, John Milander, Joe Hanzel, Carl Droxler, John Cidor, Mike Wunderly. Seventh Grade CLASS OFFICERS President............................... Vice President ......................... Secretary and Treasurer ................ ....Joe Bundra Joseph Podorski ... Alice Peters Baseball—Joseph Podorski. Student Council—Bernice Battenfield, Leonard Laubach. Orchestra—Alex Michler, Leonard Laubach.

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“Who’s in that coop?” growled the farmer. “Nobody but the chickens, suh!” said the thief. Ah! ’Tis Spring—when a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of what the girls have been thinking about all winter. Masenheimer, C. H. S. strong foundation, only plays 8 ball yet he has athletes foot—quite a distinction!—eh‘ What? G. K. ’31—“If I’d have three cents and you’d have two, what would that give?” H. H. ’31—“That would give a darn good fight, ’cause I’m bigger than you are.” Block Head Found in our library—“Our Environment and Its Relation to Us,” by Carpenter and Wood. S’ Tough on ’Em If the moth starved in Adam and Eve’s time, they are now entering a prolonged eighteen day diet. . See? Feed your babies garlic so that you can find them in the dark. Fooled, eh ? Why does a chicken cross a street? (Scientists are working hard for the answer, and predict it will be in the 1998 annual). If strikes are contagious, then school attendance will take a nose dive. Teacher: “Johnny, can you give me a quotation from the Bible?” Johnny: “Sure, teacher, ‘And Judas went out and hanged him- self.’ ” Teacher: “That’s fine, Johnny; and now, can you give me an- other?” Johnny: “Go and do thou likewise.” “He tires betimes who spurs too fast betimes.” (Attention Al- fred Gollatz). “An horse is a vain thing for safety.” Psalm 33:17. (Tough on the Latin Class).