Coopersville High School - Zenith Yearbook (Coopersville, MI)

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I, Ruth Wav, bequeath to Gertie Busman tlie privilege of writing letters to a fellow we both admire. I, Irene Merrick, bequeath my commercial talent to Francis Gibbs and Harriet Veneman. I, Marie Howard, bequeath mv splendid artistic ability to Ellen’Klatt. I’m expecting great things from you, Ellen. I, Isaac Ginsberg, bequeath my power of persuasion to Cecil Moore. I, Marvin Luben, bequeath to any extraordinarily capable young man or woman, the opportunity to be as effective an Athle- tic President as 1 have proved to be. I, Helen Spencer, bequeath my flashing brown eyes to Marion Bolhuis. Beware, boys, they’re deadly!! 1, Edith Westover, bequeath my beautiful Soprano voice to Bernice Wildev. I, Archie Easton, bequeath my super-ability to get good marks in Physics to any survivor who may have need of them. ’e, Bernice Hancock and Marion Marshall, bequeath our un- paralleled popularity to Ruth Brown and Mary Wolbrink. I, Earl Fairchild, bequeath Maxine to anyone who will promise to take faithful care of her during the remainder of her I ligli School career. 1, Siebretta Esther, bequeath to Marion DeWitt the honor of being a famous debater’s sister. 1, Ferris Herring, bequeath to Joe Esther my New Ford, but on one condition only—that he is not startled if it should actually start upon being cranked. 1, Rose Mergener, bequeath my charming personality to Mar- garet O’Brien that she may be the general favorite of all. 1, Imogene Mosher, bequeath my determined pitch of voice to Keith Piddle. I, Gerald Hinken, bequeath the pleasure of speaking on the East side of Assembly Hall to Erwin Merrick. 1, Gertrude Wallinga, bequeath my noisiness to Marion C'ulli- gan. I, Virgil Warren, bequeath to Matthew Adema the grand and glorious feeling of resting while the others do the reciting in an alphabetically arranged class. Dulv signed bv the Senior Class of Goopersville High School, city of Goopersville, State of Michigan, on this the thirteenth day ol June in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and thirty, we do now witness and affirm this document to be our last will and testament, subject to the administrators of the aforesaid prop- erty. Page Twenty-1

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Class Will WK, I'HE Senior Class of the year nineteen hundred and thirty, having no further purpose for a number of our high- ly worthwhile possessions, do thus desire to dispose of them, hoping that it may be to the well-being of all who receive the benefits thereof: We, the entire group of graduates, having served all possible purposes with caps and gowns, do therefore bequeath said prop- erty to our beloved successors, the Juniors, sadly lamenting the fact that, ow ing to considerably smaller numbers, there will not be enough to go around. To the faculty, we bequeath our deepest respect and gratitude for the untiring services and co-operation given us so freely throughout our four years at this fountain of know ledge. To our beloved Alma Mater, we leave our celebrated records of intelligence. May the brilliancy which has manifested itself in our class be equalled by our survivors. To the Freshman, me bequeath the right to walk around the building and campus with heads held high. To the Sophomores, we can give only our heartfelt sympathy because of the trying situation which presents itself in the choice between Physics and Chemistry. Between the two evils,choose the lesser. Having no longer any urgent need for the follow ing personal possessions we wish hereby to make known our desires as to their disposal: I, Effie Beukema, having acquired a perfect knowledge of Webster’s most noteworthy accomplishment, do herewith bequeath my unsurpassable power of speec h to Melvin Van Oeffelen. I, Violet Ue Can, bequeath my bewitching, blonde, curly hair to Kathryn Law ton. 1, l la el June Derks, bequeath my stately manner to Esther Wohlford. I, Ella Hahn, bequeath my enormous size to Gerrit Rennink with the hope that, in the future, people will discontinue “pickin on him.” I, Eli O’Bradoviteh, bequeath my lengthy name to Evert Way. I, William Kennedy, bequeath the office of “Professional En- tertainer” to Victor Scott. “Keep ’em awake as well as I have, Begorra!” 1, Helen Parish, bequeath my lack of avoirdupois to Mae Hill- man. We, Mary Pike and Esther Haystead, bequeath to Elnora Bus- man and Merle Pratt the joy of having a “steady” throughout 11 igh School. Fage Twenty-one

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I mm : ■- ? Class Prophecy STRANGE things happen to us sometimes and mysterious gifts are apt to fall “out of everywhere” into our hands just when we least expect them. I had said I would never again he sur- prised at anything, hut when a newspaper dropped into my lap from the very air about me, I was willing to take back the rash vow I had made, for it was certainly a startling occurrence, to say the least, to say nothing of my amazement when I read the name and date “Coopersvilie Observer—June 14, 1945.” Where did it come from? And what could it ali signify to me? I was never one to remain long in suspense when the means of gratifying my curiosity were at hand, or obtainable, and when I opened the paper hastily, and from the records of fifteen years yet unborn, here are some of the things I learned. Marie Howard has established a Home for Crippled Pets, situ- ated on a farm near Xunica Ella 1 lahn is the owner of an antique shop and lias also made her home in X'unica. Esther Haystead is a dressmaker, and specializes in bridal dresses. She receives so many orders from all over the state that she cannot find time to make one for herself. Eli O'Bradovich has become a great detective and has greatlv aided in checking the crime wave in the United States by capturing many notorious criminals. Ferris 1 lerring is an entomologist and travels all the world in search of rare insects. William Kennedy and Bernice Hancock are famous vaudeville comedians. 'Their success is due partly to the training they re- ceived in the High School operetta. Gerald llinken has just returned from Japan, where he was selling American Family Soap. Now he is trying to sell himself to a young lady who has been waiting for him since high school days. Marian Marshall is a stunt flyer in the movies. Edith Westover is teaching in the commercial department of Coopersvi lie High School. She has copyrighted a new shorthand book, containing no rules, which, she thinks, will make shorthand much easier to learn. Isaac Ginsberg is an astrologer and devotes all his time to studying the stars. (He always liked to look at the stars.) Marvin Luben's voice has made him famous both in the “talk- ies and on the radio. He is in great demand and his onlv rival is Rudy Vallee. Voilet DeCan is painting advertisements for Pepsodent tooth- paste. Earl Fairchild is a poet and writes nothing but love sonnets. Page Twenty-three