Cooper Union College - Cable Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Irwin Leitner persists in co-managering the volley-ball tournament despite threats from opposition sources .... Cy Roth and Charley Schneider are still going steady to their tenth Hoor rendezvous in the tradition of old Section 5 .... Falk, the Section orator, has volunteered his services to F. E. Boone .... Knapp is still the brother-in-law of Fang Madarotz by a questionable bond. Max I-Iot Lipsl' Geller is the only man known to have survived the horrors of the Hunter College locker room. We're still trying to hnd out just what happened that day .... Mfalt Baby Faced Edge was last seen trying to shoot his way out of Adler's. He still insists that he had only one cup of coffee. Girls! If you want to get into Schwartz's little black book, just speak from the diaphragm .... Irv Hammer lhlly not get ahead in the day school but those night school courses give him a head start. 'We all knew what the A.P. went through when we saw Max Kerman with a new suit .... Phil Goodman and his Nellie are still going steady even though she's kind of chattery and in need of a grease job. The third year 1212's have their characters, too. Their theme song is Once we were happy, but now we're F.E's-our lives they have stolen away. VVith minor variations, this plaintive ditty is constantly to be heard echoing down the halls of the I-Iewitt building-and, with good reason, too, since the third year has just emerged from under a stack of Electric and Magnetic circuits problems and M.E. Lab reports, only to be snowed under by Electronics and Machines Lab reports. Sympathy was given to Alfred Frankel when Mr. Gerardi, civilization instruc- tor, informed us that Frankel's brother died. Sympathy was taken back soon after Mr. Gerardi learned that the deceased Frankel was a hgrnent of Al's imagination. Unanimous vote gave Seymour Gordon the title of Class Historian. Gordon gave a speech in class on Louis XIV of France, and was so far off base that he had to be excused. Man of Extinction is the title sported by Herb Cohen-not that he is opposed to the right of free speech, but, when he is trying to do a problem he prefers the 1'CSt of the class to remember that silence is golden. Still, the air is silvered when Cohen wants a question answered. Joe Turtil is another man to whom silence is preciousg that is, precious because of its rarity when Joe is around. The Army gave Joe many shots for yellow fever, typhoid fever, and the like, while he was in Korea, but unfortu- nately, the only type of shot yet found to keep joe quiet could not be administered because it is 100 per cent fatal. It musn't be thought that the EE classes were frivolous, however. To use Mr. Jastrow's favorite expressions, the work done in his Analytic Mechanics class was both good and okay. Other instructors will give the same reports of the classes, and posterity will confirm them.

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25.4122 5 Dali's right hand man, Richter, is the expert on surrealism .... Jerome Sable is writing a book of the wrong answers to the Mechanics problems, while Matcovich is seeking the answers in the stars .... Mel Stern and Bob Cox promise to take apart and then integrate anything they can get their hands on, including an erector set .... Spann and Romagnoli are always nearest the door-expecting a phone call, boys? . . . Silverstein doesn't have enough homework to keep him busy, so l1e's getting married. . Archie Boscia, popping in and out of uniform for the Hrst few months of the year, has linally decided to stay with us-subject, naturally, to overruling by the Mathematics department. He's interested in this new fraternity, Sigina Kappa Tau .... Herb Dropkin and T'VZlllQ Springer are the original copy boys for most subjects, while Kestenbaum and Phil Geller produce the most traveled Physics reports .... Jerry T'Vhite captains the volley-ball team between his oil drop experi- ments .... Reiser says: The heck with elephant hunting-porcupines are my meat! . . . Munt, when not knocking off his straight A's is an able assistant. John Simms would like to see a coke-no hypo's necessary-bar set up in the new lounge. Agresta agrees to tend the bar, provided he can have the bar-rag squeezings. Hammer would sweep up-all he wants is the bottle caps .... Knock three times and say, McSorley sent me. The way Kernan and Hofmann are synchronized still amazes the boys. They always finish the physics problems at the same time-maybe its hand signals under the table-it wouldn't be so bad if their code wasn't in German.

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