Cooper Union College - Cable Yearbook (New York, NY)

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This year, the volley ball team, with Gil Marin, Sam Erde, Logan Ingram, Ted Aster, Eli Rubin, Les Gabrilowitz, Dick XfVengraf, and none other than our flying sailor, Don Chilton, repeated the victory it had in last year's tournaments. The team gets a lot of moral support from the cheering section in the form of Ruthie Q Mother j Bowden and Gerry Q Guiseppe j Gardner. Ah, yes, not many engineering classes can boast of a girl in their class-and besides, Mother comes in real handy for torn clothing and loose buttons. She carries a portable sewing kit around in her pocketbook, just to make sure that her CE's are not in tattered clothes. esic es spor s, tie s iave ranc met out in o ie i erary wor . iey Bl tlCE'lbl1 ttllt ldTl started the only paper in any of the engineering sections to date. The Survey was started last year and has continued to be published successfully, with Editor Eli Rubin doing a mighty Hne job. Next year the paper will depend on this year's sophomore class to keep it going after the other graduate. If you know any CE's you nlust certainly have heard of those two peerless individuals-Joe Zappo and Rodney P. Dangerfield. Even Professor Embler is acquainted with them. They've got the right idea about things. Nothing seems to make them feel blue. They have been in Cooper for nigh on three years now and are proud of never passing an exam. How they do it is really remarkable for is it?j. At any rate, we know one thing. Unless Rodney stays around, there may not be anyone left to write the CE story next year.

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fbfipfi e ectr' al ng' eering Kirchhoff in his wildest moments could never have dreamt of our Electrical Engineering students. There is no basis or plan for our actions. YVe are unpredictable and defy interpretation. This can easily be verified by asking either our instructors or our fellow engineering students. The first method is the safest of the two because we would not advise anyone to ask the CLE. students about EE. Although the second year is divided into two sections, the split is in name alone, because both sections are over- flowing with characters-weird personalities competing with each other. For instance, there are those who can be relied upon to originate material, such as laboratory reports, and those who can always be depended upon to originate the thirty-nine carbon copies of same. There are those who sleep in the Mathematics class and those who prefer the Mechanics Lecture. On the average we all lead a well- balanced academic life. X'Ve have our Messrs. jack Priest and john Nolan, who are two reasons why volleyball nets are so high, despite the frantic pleas of Loveman to lower them .... Murray Sil- verman, heartily seconded by Oxley, still feels that 9:30 A.M. is an ungodly time of the night. Of course, Murray Preisler has a legitimate excuse-he,s married. I-Iy Stein is interested in turning Hunter College into a U.S.O., while Bill Horozan is trying to buy commuter tickets on the Lexington Avenue Line .... VVherever there is an intellectual long-hair, on a female head, you'll find Harry Spett .... Bob Kanzler has stopped smoking again this year and Sid Kaufman's expenses have risen accord- ingly. Big Jim Spool is make-up man for the Pioneer and wishes he could make up with his girl as easily .... A. Roth, known to his classmates as C. B. DeRoth, seems to be hav- ing operator trouble with the projector in the Physics class lately. Recently the contraption snapped on his arm, so the rest of the class had a ten-minute break while he was being pried loose. Y'Ve are taking up a collection now for services above and beyond . .