Cooper Union College - Cable Yearbook (New York, NY)

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on the shores olf 50ll of the shining chem dept stood the sachem prol' peterson pointing with his linger northward to the fragrance ol' the brewery makers ol the ruppert beer to the shores of north new jersey go this band ol' brave titraters to visit ealeo ealeo chem eo subsidiary ol' the american eyanamid Co as we Crouch around the burners singing of the days ol' old of the wise men of the tribe peterson bassemir hoehstadt o driscoll sly rottman and Cunning k square plot their fiendish freshman reception marder and his chess board seeketh a mate at every move horn salty denizen of the deep sends his canoe against the sea silent williams counsellor pearlman deep voiced kaufman taeiturn weil shed their luster on the tribe and shall we sing of herb wagner professor hopeless of bygone era henry schwartxberg and countless relatives who are unique among their tribe manes mounted on his studebaker dashes oll' to pittsheld mass and we can sing ol' many others who to this story add their share but they have sunk beneath the waters sunk beneath the test tubes waters and we best had lelt them there

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eclipses him almost completely-he was first at attempting to titrate IM, instead of .IM N aO1-Ig Prof. Hope seemed to think he should have stopped after running in five burette-fulls. By the time your first two years are Finished, you become accustomed to the delieate odors drifting through the fifth floor halls. The sound of expensive equipment crashing to the floor leaves you emotionless and you are a stranger at home with the acid scars on your arms and the acid stains on your fingers. The grind has begun to tell-you get a little weaker, things become blurred and you may even lapse into a coma just as Henry Schwartzberg. Perhaps, you even become a poet, and write this: should you ask 1ne where these stones where these legends and traditions with the odors of the chem lab with the smoke of burning messes with the smash of breaking glassware with their frequent repetitions and their wild reverberations as of thunder on the fifth floor i should answer i should tell you from the wilds of jersey city from the fastness of kings county from the mountains of the bronx from the jungles of manhattan come these burette Waving warriors to the fifth floor laboratories i repeat them as i heard them from the lips of wise old sherman as their mentors lay about them with black snake whip and book in hand who are these warriors brave and mighty listen and i shall tell you len naphtali who swiftly cometh to enter late at every session hockstadt marksman of the shutter aimeth his camera at helpless victims luberolf of the irrelevant question who driveth teachers mad with anger brody innocent of knowledge asketh oft stupid questions chaboty sweet singer of the chem lab crooneth quote i love you as i never loved before unquote

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