Cooper Union College - Cable Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Heidengren are three of the potential ElL's in the group. They all have some hair-raising experiences in store for them. Lenny Green, who commutes from jersey, just became the heir to a brand new constitution, while the other ex-G.I.'s who live in N, Y. got a 35250 bonus-he's looking for an open man-hole- but if it's a comedian you're after, you'll Hnd it in the shape of Jerry I-Ieilweil, a dainty 200 pounder, who never refuses a butt. Wliexi offering any one of them a job, just say Dave sent me. Section V is in full agreement with the theory of segrega- tion of genii as propounded by Section I. This agreement arises from the fact that the fellows who are most certainly destined for success were all put into one section. CThe fact that the last names of the fellows in Section V all begin with letters between S and Z is merely an alphabetical coincidencej Imagine, if you can, being a part of this seething, bubbling cauldron of mental and physical activity. Picture yourself in the presence of men like Meyer Miken Zonis, owner of the finest collection of Henry Morgan's jokes ever to set your ear drums vibrating. Mike's real talent lies in the Held of making people laugh and he is here at the Cooper Union pursuing a course in Chemical Engineering in his spare time. A character who is perhaps l10t as bright as the rest but who, nevertheless, makes an interesting psychological study is Mel Smith. In the interests of fellows like himself who detest letter writing, Mel, together with Mr. Caldiero, is inaugurating a campaign to have letters of resignation to the Dean mimeo- graphed. Vlfell, there you have them, the richer, the poorer, the bet- ter and the worse, and whom alphabetical chance and good fellowship have joined together-let no man pull them asunder.

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h mi al ngineering The best place to meet the Chemical Engineering class of 1950 is the chemistry laboratory on Tuesday afternoons. Professor Hope, who IHLISL meet these, his dearly beloved children, four times a week, is in charge. May I perform the introductions? On your right is Mr. Chajson ol the perfect Hope method copper analysis, who played such a realistic part in the class contribution to the Freshman Reception .... Next, Mr. Davis, speed demon of the class, racing between the five simultaneous determinations, and the balance room, every few seconds .... XfVe have now reached Mr. Dolgon, by lar the best known in the class, who, with Al Dworetzky, is responsible lor all songs, stories, witticisms, and most remarks hailing from the group. To them we owe the class pledge: 1'Ve pledge allegiance to the Periodic Table of the Department of Chemical Engineering, and to the confusion for which it standsg one molecule, indivisible, with 0,1 normality and milli-equivalents for all. . . . A1 is now qualified to deliver a lecture on How not to remove a thistle tube from a rubber stopper. . . . .lack Feder's back may at any time be anointed with splatters of a silicon evaporation, or molten bisulfate particles, courtesy Mr. Schaeffer . . . in Public Speaking, I think the speech was all about dreams followed a ten-minute oration in which dreams were mentioned every ten seconds .... Dick Keates, one-man Port Jefferson Chamber of Commerce, is at con- stant odds with the L.I.R.R. over punctual train arrivals. . . . On the other side ol t11e table, meet Elizabeth Reiman, holder ol' the dubious title of prettiest girl in the class, and expert at diluting GN HC1 to O.1N HNO3 .... Gene Runes still has failed to clarify why students should rather take a Physics exam than go to a dance .... We all hope that Marvin Schaeffer has been able to teach his girl how to play Bridge . . . we would have given up long ago .... Messrs. Sobel and Tischler, track men, keep the Math class in order from the back of 111 .... Marvin Turken, after enough exams, will have a real curl in that forelock of his that gets twisted constantly .... I-Iis neighbor, Sol Zaromb,