Coolidge High School - President Yearbook (Coolidge, AZ)

Page 49 text:

P ft e Homeward bound, he raced his atomohile toward Eloy. Here he chatted amiably with Mildred Merrill, E1oy's pros- perous architect. She was designing Jack Pretzer's fifty- room tent with a special garbage disposal. Jack had em!-seed a ffutune with his muscle-building machine, B - - Em. Returning to Coolidge, he stopped at the paper office where: he fsund Billie Van Orman editing Martha Ayer writing a daily, 1 o Yo end Ruby Mae Wilson scribbing ' a que ation-and-answer column. Mr. Lanier returned to his 'gpg-tggggggpgm after e not-too-unusual week-end. As he relaxed, he smilingly thought of his class of '47 and how they had all surpassed the heights of their respective abilities:

Page 48 text:

.ru - n .. ,+. Stopping in gay Parse he found Mary Solen Holland model- ling hoop skirts for Francene Lovelace's Famous Female Future Fashions. Both bought policies without a struggle. Lady Florence Bradley, wife of the deceased Lord Uyster Bottom, bought a policy for her pet pup's platinum plate. Once again he soared over the water and landed in New York. He purchased cosmetics from Mary Appel who had boug out Helena Rubinstein. Dorothy Blalock took a lot of'credi for her new products as chief chemist in her laboratory. Th tired traveler took the evening off from his insure ance and went to the grand opera. He discovered Bennie Boone singing the leading part in The Barber gg Seville. Her heavy schedule included Carmen and Tristram and Isoldg, Later he met Betty June Clark who explained breathlessly that she had to catch a boat. Her uncle had left her a for- tune and she was now touring the world. Feeling ill, Mr. Lanier decided to stop at John Hopkins in Baltimore. The head nurse, Bonnie Robertson, sent him to Doctors Whitaker and Mirkin, who were packing. After losing their tenth consecutive patient, they had decided to dissolve their partnership and become Pull-fledged butchers in Don Pen's packing house. Don had bought all of his stock whole- sale from the Rodeo association, after Eddie Schell, cham- pion cowboy, had killed them with his wild rope. Going down to Georgia, he found the battling politicians Nadine McC1eery and Rosa Lee Horton---fighting it out, tooth and nail, for the governorship of the state. Nedra Ray, also in the vicinity, was a famous chemist and cook, cooking deli- cious spun rubber for the Sympathetic Rubber Company of Amer- ica. In St. Louis, Leonard WFistyN Fitzgerald, is now fin idol of America's skirt twirlers, having just won the world's kindergarten wrestling matches. Mr. Lanier could not catch up with Francis Kuyksndall and Clinton Nelson, They were riding the rods of only the best trains, publishing and distributing The Egpg Eggs. George Acton was found coaching at P. U. No insurance could be sold there. In Bed Springs, Texas, he found Lafon Buzbee. Sh was chief supervisor of the Texas branch of the American Tele- phone and Telegraph Association. Lafon told Mr. Lanier to look in the dry counties of Texas for Madge Dixon and Edna Veazey. Remotely exconced, they lore'-bootlegging cactus' juice.

Page 50 text:

I E e E z E i I E I' I i 1 i E L 5 5 5 E F E E . r 5 Z E I E E i I