Coolidge High School - President Yearbook (Coolidge, AZ)

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7 , I, Rosa Lee Horton, do hereby will and bequeath my theory that 0Variety is the Spice of Lifen sto Joalrn MCEUBU e I, Ruby Mae Wilson, do hereby will and bequeath m Slim figure to Grenola Fields. I, Gladys McAlexander, do hereby will and bequeath my curly hair to Carolyn Alexander. I, Martha Ayer, do hereby will and bequeath my height to Jackie Iles. I, Wildred Merrill, do hereby will and bequeath 100 of my 102 pounds to Doug WcEuen, knowing he can uae them. I, Jack Whitaker, do hereby will and bequeath m ability to drive Ur. Lanier mad to Jim Vidano who may take Government. Also, my ultra-magnetic charms and flirtatious ways to Doug HcEuen, and my extra weight and sightless ways to Fred Appel. I, Madge Dixon, do hereby will and bequeath m old- est pair of levis to M s. Addington, so she won't al- ways have to sit like a nLadyn. I, Junior Kemler, do hereby will and bequeath an extra height that I may have to Charlie Iles. I, Dorothy Blalock, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to work up a hot temper in Typing to Jbe B kerg and to Donna Letzring, I will my love of chewing gum. I, Nedra Jean Ray, do hereby will and bequeath m editorship of the NBear Tracksu to anyone who thinks they have the ability to get it out three weeks late. In Worth Bartlett, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to wear ties and dress clothes with ease to Jim Vidano. I, Melvin Mirkin, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to get along with Hiss Soots to Buddy Kyser. I, Oscar Uontgomery, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to go steady to Dot Nafziger, I, Sherman Wright, do hereby will and 5equ9,gh-m ability to always have a seat on the bus to Ned Tiffany

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70,12 e ffJ.,x'..x' 1.0 While wandering the streets in the thriving metropolis of Coolidge, Arizona, a distinguished-looking gentlemen emer- ged from the newiy-constructed- skyscraper, .Lanierl s World Wide Worthless Insurance. He was none other than Mr. Lanier himself, Stepping into his atomobile, he dropped e little power pill in a slot and roared away. Mr. Lanier, with characteristic sgyggggfgigg, was bent on contacting the successful class of !47.' His interest was purely business and er, curiosity. Upon reaching the cut- skirts of the metropolis, he spied a little gray donkey led by Kenneth Tiffany. J Following him was Sherman Wright with a shovel over his shoulder. Informing Mr. Lanier that they had just invested their life's savings in these two possessions, they added, without further ado, that they were going to the famous Lost Dutchman Mine. If their venture proved fruit- ful, they would most assuredly buy some of his Worthless In- surance. Upon his arrival at the west coast, Mr. Lanier heard Harold CPepsodentl Kleinman had just taken over the Bob Hope show. Furthermore, he learned that Rosemary Davison had had her oscar insured which she won in the Rogg tg Elgggggg, co- starring with Jimmy Durante. La Davison informed him that Gloria Kenworthy was too busy for an interview, as she sang under water every day for the Reynold's Pen Company. Worth Bartlett was famous on the west coast as the yeas! Maggy He led Mr. Lanier to likeable prospects of life insurance,Cordyce Clonts and Montie McCutcham, public enemies No. 1 and 2 erespectively, who had at last resolved to quit stealing candy Pfrom innocent babies. Bai Johns, he found, had given up tennis to become the worldfs champion yo-yo-er. His latest record was 850 yo-yo's. He had insured his diamond-studded yo-yo for t5o,coo. 30' tween yo's he revealed the secret of John Dye 's Transcontin- ental Tunnel for tricyclers. ' e At the push ofea button, Mr. Lanier's automobile turn- ed into a atomoplane. He landed in Sidney5Auatralia,where he met Mrs. Skousen, nee Mary Jo Fates, who was in town shopping for the week-end. She sent him out to see Bobby Skousen and Oscar Montgomery, the biggest, kangaroo barons in the land from down under. They had invested in a double indemnity policy for each of their kangaroos. Gladys Mchlexander had transferred her service from the VaKi Inn and was managing the Rice Bowl, a famous restaurant in Hong Kong, China. With super aplomb, she served a bowl of half-grown rice to Mr. Lanier. ' -