Conyngham Centralia Joint High School - Iris Yearbook (Aristes, PA)

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IRIS Edward Owens Charles Keller Maud Beaver Violet Rupert Mary A. Stellfox lIMrs. Geo. Beaverll Notices for plans for the banquet were forwarded to all graduates on March 21, 1927. june 4, 1927 marked a Red Letter Day in the history of the Conyngham Town- ship Alumni Association. Neal Connaghan's Orthophonic Orchestra furnished music for the evening, and a delightful time was had by all. After a delicous live course dinner, a business session was conducted. The following new officers were nominated and elected for the year '27 - '28. President-Edward Owens Secretary-Maud Beaver Treasurer-Nell Weller lIMrs. Don Rayll Miss Mercy E. Gotshall was named and accepted as an honorary member of the association. The annual banquet is to be held the first Saturday in june of each year. C. T. H. S. has at present one hundred and seventeen graduates but only forty- six have joined the C. T. H. S. Alumni Association. The class of 1928 boasts of having one hundred per cent membership. i Three Cheers For 1928 Let us boost our Alma Mater.

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IRIS HJOKESH As soon as Mary Kostenbauder discovers what makes the Tower of Pisa lean, she'll take some herself. Pk BF ik :lf Thomas Maguire is such a wise cracker the Uneeda Biscuit Company has offered him a job. I as xc an ae It is Lewis Stivitts' opinion that when Longfellow wrote Tell me not in mornful numbers, he was riding in a taxi. ' if :lf vk Pl! joe Linetty knows a man who took out a fire insurance policy on his bride because she had a wooden leg. fl' 44 lk Pk We hear that Mr. McDonald, while painting the roof of his house, fell OH, and lit on his bay window. Sli Pk wk PF - 'My Rose , cried Lewis, as he pressed Grace's velvet cheek to his. My Cactus , she said as she encountered his stubbles. SK Pl! wk ,li ROSS KOSTENBAUDER'S REQUEST Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your gears. wk FK Bk Dk Fennessy :- You don't mind if I turn down the gas, do you dear? I've been work- ing on a lot of figures all day and myeyes are so tired? DF Pk ik ik To those who talk and talk and talk, This proverb should appeal: The steam that blows the whistle Will never turn the wheel. ik Pk PF Pk Clyde says, Some folks are so dumb they think bacteria is the rear entrance to a cafeteria. wk FK elf Dk SO SAY'S JIM, My mother used cold cream, My father used latherg My sweetheart used talcum, At least that's what I gather. , ar 4: ik sf Clarence :- I'm from Missouri, you'll have to show me. Sadie :- I'm from Elgin, watch me. PF wk Pk Fl! Ruth was almost drowned the other night when the pillow slipped, the .bed spread, and she fell in the spring. ik PF if ill Susie :- How did you lose your teeth, Herbert? Herb 1- Shifting gears on a lolly-pop. ak Pk lk Dk CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD! Mrs. R. Kostenbauder:- jim, get up. There's a burglar downstairs. Mr. Kostenbauder 1- You go, dear-he'll think twice before he hits a woman. ,Q 31

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IRIS ALUMNI NOTES EDWARD OWENS MAUD S. BEAVER President Secretary Conyngham Township Alumni Association was organized March 1925. A meeting was called for all C. T. H. S. graduates in the High School Assembly on March 27, 1925 at which Miles M. Kostenbauder presided as president pro tem. It was decided that an initiation fee of one dollar and fifty cents 11315011 be chargedg yearly assessments to be made as expenses required. The following nominations were made for officers for election: President-Russel Kostenbauder -Wm. Kirton -Harry Kostenbauder Secretary-Maud Beaver -Edith Beery -Matilda Kostenbauder Treasurer-Edwin Jasper -Charles Keller -Nell Weller lIMrs. Don Rayll Results of business meeting and ballots were forwarded to all graduates April 16, 1925. Returned ballots showed the following result: President-Russel M. Kostenbauder Secretary-Maud Beaver Treasurer-Nell Weller llMrs. Don Rayll On February 22, 1927, the President, Mr. R. M. Kostenbauder, appointed the following committee to proceed with plans for a banquet in June 1927: 29