Conyngham Centralia Joint High School - Iris Yearbook (Aristes, PA)

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,ill 'HK ii? 38 ii? 31' 'lk iii' gk ii? 'HL T an T .u. SUCCESS 9' ' av. Is measured by what T YOU SAVE not what you EARN. A Secure a SAVINGS BANK BOOK ' here and Start right. .li 1' ff FIRST NATIONAL BANK A Centralia, Pa. Jo 1' JL 1' ? T AKELAITIS PI-IOTO STUDIO at T Expert Photography J' at ART PICTURES T on x ENLARGEMENTS T T A Photographer to IRIS Q 92 246 South Oak Sr. Mount Carmel, Po. g 3 o. 35

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IRIS SEEMS SO james Kostenbauder:- What is life insurance? Harry Raker:-'4It's keeping a man poor all his life, so he can die rich. Pk bk bk Pk SUCCEEDED ANY WAY Clarence Tilmont:- I've made some money, Professor, and I want to do something for my school. Do you remember in what studies I excelled? Mr. R. Kostenbauder:-- In my class you slept most of the time. Clarence :- Um, well, I'll endow a dormitory. Sk Bk il! Pk THE COMEBACK Herbert Fennessy a fresh young man, was taking a stroll in the country. He ap- proached a stooped old farmer out in the Held. Why is it he asked, that you were so careless as to let yourself get so bent? I'll tell ye, said the old sod buster. See that field of wheat out there? Well my boy, ye'll take notice that it's the stalks that's got somethin' in their heads that's a leanin' over. lk ik Pk ik WATCH YOUR STEP Clarence Tilmont:-- What is the difference between an old man, a young man, and a worm? - Ruth Widdis:- There is no difference-a chicken gets them all. Dk Pk Pk Ik Miss Bodman:- Correct this sentence: The fjords of Norway are very rough. joe Linetty:- You've got Fords spelled wrong. ik Pk Pk Ulf A SPENDTHRIFT Lamar Davis:- May I spend the evening with you, Hannah? . Hannah Rupert :-- No sir, you certainly cannot. Lamar:- Well, you needn't get funny: I didn't mean this evening, but some stormy one when I can't go anywhere else. Pl! ak :lf Pl' NOTHING DOING Herbert lfto a pretty typistllz- Are you doing anything this evening, Ruth? Ruth Widis lfhopefullyllz-UNO, not a thing. Herb :-f'Then try to be at class earlier to-morrow morning will you? Pk Ik 'll Pk WELL DONE Miss Bodman:- What is the definition of anecdote? Ralph Halkyard :- A short funny tale. Miss Bodman:- Give a sentence using the word. Ralph :- A dog ran down the street with a tin can tied to his anecdote. fl' ill ak Dk ATTENTION GIRLS The advertisement offered, for fifty cents, a receipe by which to whiten the hands and soften them. Girls who sent the money received the following directions: Soak the hands three times a day in dish water while mother rests. ik Pl! Sli Pk WHY ARGUE Mr. R. Kostenbauder 1- Can you prove that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the two sides of the triangle? Clarence:- I don't have to prove it. I admit it. 33