Conway Hall Preparatory School - Log Yearbook (Carlisle, PA)

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Grand Vaudeville (Annual Show) GIVEN BY THE JUNIOR CLASS Under the Direction and by the Permission of THE SENIOR CLASS 1909. Junior Class Flower, “Persimmon.” Junior Motto “Out damned trot.” NOTICE ! Please do not harass the infants (Juniors) during the production of this play. Admission One Egg- Indorsed by the leading Horse Doctors PART I. A. Grand entrance of the audience, No remarks allowed. B. Music— The Storm Prof. Hadden’s orchestra ? C. A Junior’s toast to the Seniors: There’s so much bad in the best of us, And so much good in the worst of us. That we only hope we’ll be one of them — Next Year. D. Tintinnabulary Farce Why I left my happy home” — Rotten. Swigert vs. Moyer. E. Exhibition of Hot Dogs and Hot Bums (buns). By (Percival) McLane. F. Story on Noctambulation — or life of a Junior. Hon. William Alexander Noel, ex-’o9. H. Class Song “Mother Pin a Rose On Me.” Audience will please throw lemons. G. Five minutes Intermission Reserved for Laughing. If you can’t laugh, look at Brother Earp. NOTICE — During intermission, take in the Side Show.” 96

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Hades, Purgatory and Paradise in Conway HADES ist Circle — Preachers’ Club (Jno. S. Beckett, Pres.) 2nd Circle — Roughhouse Committee, Senior Class. 3rd Circle — ' The guy who borrowed 45 dollars of Lorenzo and never returned it. 4th Circle — Boozer (Groome, Deardorf, etc.) 5th Circle — Greasy Grinds. 6th Circle — Students who never cut. 7th Circle — Cribbers. 8th Circle — Logbook Boards. 9th Circle — Members of the Faculty who cut chapel. 10th Circle — All the bluffers in Senior English. nth Circle — Students who throw “flower-pots” at the Profs’ doors. PURGATORY. Same As Hades. Trying To Improve. PARADISE. ist Circle — Brother Joe Sinclair, Coulter and possibly Earp. 2nd Circle — Ricca, Durovick, et al. (on probation). 3rd Circle — Those who use ponies and are never caught. 4 th Circle— Y. M. C. A. 5th Circle — Those who accommodate us with a loan now and then. 6th Circle — Professors who never flunk us. 7th Circle — Professors who give us straight “A’s.” 8th Circle — Stur and his wife. 9th Circle — The Rev. Dr. I. C. Pratt and his brave Juniors. 10th Circle — Those who are “reverent” enough to sing the usual Amen” at end of chapel hymns. 95

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GREAT EXHIBITION Kurtz Bowlegged Hyena. Challis, Man from Nowhere. Exendine Scarecrow. Zehner Climbing Monkey. Killough, Man composed of feet (only). (By permission) Mowery, ’ll, Red Headed Giraffe. Chinese Puzzle V-A-C-U-U-M-S. Take the first letter, then all the succeeding letters in order, to find what the Juniors are. Audience — It will be considered a favor if any lack of attention on the part of the Juniors be immediately reported to the Senior Class. PART II. H. Address — Good-bye Seniors, Pres., Chas. Ira Pratt, D. N. Audience will please weep. I. Comedy in One Scene Place, Carlisle — Time, Night. CHARACTERS. Mr. Easy Mark — Would-be Lady Killer, John Henry Hosie. Miss Fluffy Ruffles — Oh Squeeze Me Frank J. Baird, ’ll. Audience will please notice Hosie’s side burns and chevalier gloves. J Salome Dance, i e., The Excruciating Barn Dance By Cupid Faller after eating one of Mac.’s pies. K. Quartette, Emmert. Entitled “Mama, Buy Me a Merry Widow Hat and a Pipe.’’ L. Audience, Exeunt. Don ' t Hurry. Take your time. Don’t overcrowd the elevators. FINIS. Rub This Out And You Have the Juniors. SENIORS. Will be stationed at all parts of the building to keep order and to receive congratulations from the Audience. NOTICE — Next Year’s Production will be “The Junior’s Excursion on ‘The Trojan Horse.’ ” By McLane and Noel, ex-’og -To, etc. 97