Conshohocken High School - Echo Yearbook (Conshohocken, PA)

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Page Twenty-Six THE BLUE AND GOLD How did you come out with your interview with Mr. German? Fast. Nit: It’s sure cold this morning. It’s zero out. Wit: Well, that’s nothing. Dave Martin: How do you like dancing with me? Polly Faust: Fine, when you begin let me know. Piggy McCoy: Why does an Indian wear feathers on his head? Sam Brown: To keep his wigwam. Sil: Don’t you believe me? Lee: Xaw. you lie like a rug. Bum: Where have I seen your face before? Luck: Right where it is now. Prof: When I was a small boy I was left an orphan. Frosh: Do tell, what did you do with it. There are just you and nine others that know my secret. Ten all to d. eh? Yeh, al: ten told. I Dell Phone 741 I ROY NESTER Cement Contractor ALL WORK GUARANTEED I Conshohocken 401 Spring Mill Ave. A DISTINCTIVE TYPE OF EDUCATION IN I Home Economics 1 Secretarial Science 1 Teacher Training ! Drexel’s location in Philadelphia is of great advantages to i j every student. I Hundreds of business firms, institutions of art, music, and j other educational features co-operate in the broad, practical train- 1 ing for which the Drexel graduate is famous. j j STANDARD COLLEGIATE DEGREES DREXEL

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THE BLUE AND GOLD Page Twenty-Five Our class was organized under the leadership of the following class officers: President .......... Howard White Vice Pres........... Wilmer Hamel Treasurer ........ Howard Murray Rec. Sec'y.......... Ruth Ramsey Secretary .. Elizabeth McElhatton No class activities were promoted this year. However the spirit backing the class gives an assuring promise that future activities will be most successful. The class was well represented in operetta as well as basketball, hockey, football, baseball, track, assembly pro- grams. orchestra, and band there was a good representation of freshmen. Our class teams carried the Fresh- men to victory in athletics. These teams were well represented bv active girls and boys of the class who prom- ise to be star players of the various teams in the future. The Freshmen wish the Seniors ail the possible success in their future life and undertakings. Elizabeth McElhatton '30 JOKES He: Do you know Mrs. Spires? She: You mean Church Spires He: No, X. Pires She was only a washwoman’s daughter, but she had an awful line. Dead: Do you cash checks here? Drunk: Yea, but not yours. Dead: Wasamatter ain't my face good ? Drunk: Sure, but I can’t get it in the cash register. She swept the room with a glance. A lot of help she was to her mother. This bed is too short. Well, don’t sleep so long. A rattling flivver gathers no girls. You: Dave kissed me last night. Know: Yea. how many times? Who: Say, I’m confessing not brag- ging. Voice: Hey, our house is on fire. Fireman: Did you put water on it? Voice: Yes, yes. Fireman: Sorry, that’s all we can do. Mother: Go wash your face and neck. P. I. Neck who, Ma. Dizzy: That was a nice kiss. Lizzy: You said a mouthful. She was only an undertaker’s daughter, but oh my what she could undertake. Some people are so narrow minded that they can’t part their hair. Tel: Oh, I can’t go swimming. The water hurts mv eyes. It has chem- icals in it. l ave: That’s all right. I’ll catch them and throw them out. The oldest woman’s club — the broom stick. The doctor will see you inside, said the nurse to the patient as she helped him on the operating table. Had your iron today? No. I chew my nails. Some husbands have a den while others growl all over the house. Sharps and Flats P’ay a Maidens Prayer in two flats and find me the key to one of them. ■'No,'’ she snorted. “This is an up- right piano.” If—if I begged you would you do it? “No,” you sound like a minor.” An A.B. who was also C.D. And of money he hadn’t N.E. Said. “I'll write an S-A. On “The Age of D.K.” And sell it for cash, don’t U.C. St. Peter: How did you get up here? S. F.: “Flu.” Bride: I want to buy some writing paper. Clerk; Linen sheets? Bride: Sir. I said writing paper.

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( | H. Oscar Young Plymouth Meeting, Pa. Fine Groceries and 1 General Merchandise i i ivodaks Brownie Cameras! Eastman Films and Accessories Developing and Printing F. C. Maag Jeweler 111 Fayette Street I Tel Conshohocken 396-YY HEXDEES j Shock Absorbers II Attached Here Goodrich Tires, All Sizes Light Lunch, Ice Cream, Candy, Cigars, Accessories Charles Service Station At the Cross-roads of Conshohocken and Germantown Pikes Plymouth Meeting Compliments of j 1 Ruth’s Glass Co. i Conshohocken, Pa. j j The Place to Buy Your CANDY Fred. W. Woerner’s General Store Plymouth Meeting, Pa. ' I FROSTY POPS A Conshohocken High School j Favorite j Sandwiches Candy j Sam De Marco i 124 Fayette Street 1 SHOE SHINE PARLOR ! Shoes Dyed Black 60c. J Graduation Gifts i WILLIAM H. RAY Jeweler 125 FAYETTE STREET Conshohocken, Penna.