Conshohocken High School - Echo Yearbook (Conshohocken, PA)

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BU K AND GOLD 17 He: I certainly enjoyed that dance. She: I’m so glad. I feel now that I lost these slippers in a good cause. TMIE-SAVERS Clerk. “This hook will do half your work.” Student. “Give me two, quick!” j Get It At | Gabin’s Hardware • and House Furnishings | 32 Fayette St. 1 Lincoln FORD Fordson The Universal Car J. S. Greany 12th and Fayette Streets Conshohocken, Pa. Phone Conshohocken 492 Compliments of Sanitary Fruit , and Fish Market { Rear of American Store , 9 East First Ave. j Conshohocken, Pa. | Bell Phone 318-R 1 Youth, Charm, Beauty and j Personality are combined in j the Gift that is always appre- ciated—Your Photograph. Visit Our Studio Today Bawduniak Studio i 69 FAYETTE ST. 1 3rd Floor 1 i 1 Famous Blip i I 1 i Adam Stivaletti High Grade Custom Tailoring ) Cleaning and Dyeing Ladies’ Work a Specialty j Work called for and delivered j 117 W. ELM STREET j Phone 588-J j I Samuel Rhoads Estate 1 Dealer in LEHIGH COAL j Plymouth Meeting, Penna. f Parker Sign Co. 8th and Forest Street 1 i

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BU'K AND GOLD lfi “I spent five years writing a play: sent it into the publisher, he wouldn't publish it, and it has never been produced.” “Huh, that’s all work and no play.” Stranger: Can I get a room for three?” Clerk: “Have you got a reservation?” Stranger: “What do you think I am, an Indian?” Captain (harshly). “Button up that coat.” Married Recruit (absently). “Yes, my dear.” MacIntyre (in his big act). “Will you miss me?” Voice from Gallery: “Not unless you dodge awfully well.” 1. “I saw! my affinity at the Zoo, up in the park today.” 2. (Swxetly). Yes? which cage?” On looking on a tombstone eighty years from now, I saw, Prof. Russel C. Erb, a college professor, and a fair-mind- ed man.” I saw’ another man circling and recircling the grave. “Do you know’ him?” I asked. “No, but I was wondering why they buried these two guys in the one grave.” He (coaxing) If I kiss you this time, no one will be a bit the wiser.” She: “Oh, yes, they will.” He: “But w’ho?” She: “You, next time.” Dear Sir: After taking four boxes of your corn flakes, my corns are much better. Yours truly, Bill Bennett. UNEDITED Irate Customer (at the commons). Look here, I found this needle in my soup.” Affable Hasher: Beg pardon, sir. Mere typographical error. Should have been a noodle, not a needle.”—Exchange WISE GUYS “Is there any truth in this report that a Y is awarded for high grades at Yale?” “Sure thing. If we study hard enough w’e ge wise.” Y’s?” “Yes, wise.” “My word, we have no such plan at Harvard.”—The Knight. Cross-Words as Enunciated It is claimed that the cross-ward craze will improve our vocabularies. “The Cross-Word Puzzle Book, Third Series,” goes so far as to give a sample conversa- tion between two addicts, as follow’s: Mrs. WT. By the w’ay, didn’t I hear that your little Junior met w’ith an accident? Mrs. F. Yes. The little oaf fell from an apse and fractured his artus. M rs. W. Egad! Mrs. F. And to make matters w’orse, Doctor Bloop botched it so we had to trek into town for a specialist. Mrs. W. The zany! Mrs. F. Joe’s ire was so aroused that lie told Doctor Bloop right to his visage that he was a dolt and an ort.” Query by us: Where did Joe get his “ort” definition?—Boston Transcript. AFTER EVERY MEAL Drowning Man. “Help! Throw me a life-saver.” Old Lady (on wharf). “Now ain’t it lucky I didn’t eat that w’hole package of mints..But I don't see what good they can do him. —Texas Ranger

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Motor Repairing and House Wiring ! W. Norman Reiff | Electrical Fixtures and ' Appliances I Radio Sets and Parts I Phone 289 103 Fayette St. i Shoe Shine Parlor Cigars and Soft Drinks Sam D’Marco 124 Fayette Street I ----------------------- ! ] Francis W. McDermott REALTOR Over Wcolworth’s i I ----------------------- I Cigars, Tobacco, Ice Cream j and Candy Midway Cigar Store I 106 Fayette Street j : i j Genuine. Eversharp Pencils I and ! Waterman’s Fountain Pens F. C. Maag JEWELER Candyland 59 Fayette St. DELICIOUS SUNDAES SODAS Murray’s Restaurant Smith’s Music Shop MODERN MUSICAL MERCHANDISE 68 Fayette St. Conshohocken, Pa. HOUSE OF QUALITY Compliments of A. Coin Paper Hanging 14 W. Elm St. Telephone—Bell 494 Hart’s Cigars and Samoset Chocolates