Conshohocken High School - Echo Yearbook (Conshohocken, PA)

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r.U'K AND (5DI.D Paul Roberts—You will become a great inventor of a new system of longhand writing. We know that it will be success- ful for you are now at work trying to de- velop it. May Starke—May will be a leading woman in politics and will, very likely, run for governor. Ella Duncan—Ella, you will become an expert public accountant—with accent on the expert. Franklin Goshaw—You will be a great help to humanity. You will be a source o uplift to many people—as an elevator boy in Philadelphia. Carl Faust—We can easily picture Carl as a peppery peculiar and pepper-minted henpecked husband. We all wish you luck, Carl. Virginia Ramsey—We see you as the “World’s Champion Typist.” Stuart MacKenzie—You will he a great draftsman. You will draw the plans for the subway under the river from Philadel- phia to Camden. Catherine Kirkpatrick—You will be- come a great lawyer—the pride of your sex at the bar. Ella Johnson—You will he a ‘Love Expert’ on one of the New York City newspapers. Catherine Reiger—You will he a great surgeon and the pride of Conshohocekn. Nelson Stuhlmuller—Nelson old dear, you will he a noted teacher at a Corre- spondence School on the subject of How to play a Yictrola in Ten Days.” Charles Kindregan—You will he an en- gineer. The first to build a one-span bridge over Plymouth Creek. “HOT DIGGITISS” By Frank (Goat) Gilinger Baa! ! My niece while skating was asked by my father how she had learned to skate. “Well,” she replied, “Just by getting up every time I fell down. Applicant: “Is this place good for the nerves?” Hotel Clerk: “Oh! my, yes before I came I only had the nerve to charge fif- teen, now I have the nerve to charge sixty.” Mr. Erb—“What is a molecule?” George:—“What an Englishman wears •in his eyes.” Goat— Hey, Chess, this is my latest masterpiece. In fact, it’s so good, ten thousand wouldn’t buy it.” Chess—es, I’m one of the ten thou- sand who wouldn’t,” Mary Alice Wiliams (at piano)—“This key wont play.” Miss Griffith—“Never mind, I’ll make a note of it. John Beyer—“You dance wonderfully well.” Ruth Wood (bitterly)—“I wish I could say the same of you. John Beyer— You could if you could he like 1 am.” Hostess— Really, I can’t place you.” Stupid—“Oh. that's all right. I'll find a seat.” Do you really love the girl you are going with?” “As much as she’ll let me.” “Does your girl use cosmetics? “I'll say. Why she even has to wash her face with turpentine.” Judge (at conclusion of the trial)—- Not guilty; t'.’.c case is dismissed. Coalhlack— Boss, does I have to re- turn the chickens?” He—“I spent a lot of money at kelly pool this winter. She— Did you like it as well as Hot Springs?” Miss Anderson—“Why did you put quotation marks at the first and last part of your examination paper?” Student— I was quoting Louis Spo- nar’s work in front of me.”

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BLUE AND GOLD 13 Class Prophecy Joseph Bate—You will be well-known on Broadway. You will carry a sign on vour back advertising the Finkelstein Clothing Store of which Herman Finkel- stein is president and janitor. William Bennett—You will be a model for some of the great artists. Herbert L. Bowman—You will become a progressive and high-class huckster, peddling everything from steam cars to onions. Samuel Beett—Sam, you will be the pride of Joshua Road as an earnest and hard worker of the Salvation Army. Lorraine Bell—We picture Lorraine as a sturdy policewoman on Broad Street, Pumpkinville Center. Margaret Barnshaw—In a few years you will be a Victor artist. You will make all their laughing records. Philip J. Cardamone—You were always going to clean somebody up. You will probably become a street cleaner in Ar- gentina. Alan Carter—Alan, you will be noted as a great teacher, your slogan being, “How to learn shorthand in twenty years.” William Ewing—Bill, you always had a wonderful voice. You will display your talent every day before thousands of peo- ple—after you secure your job as a train dispatcher. Richard Mosteller—By your chemistry and experimental ability you will rise to great heights. Be sure and pick out a soft spot when you land. Isabelle MacRae—You will become lady conductor on the Plymouth Meet- ing Express. Ruth Phillips and Regina Pagnacco— Both of you will be honored missionaries in Africa. Frances Rowan—You will be very suc- cessful in theatrical life. By your agility and lithesomeness you will become a not- ed tight rope walker. Marian Robinson—You will be known the world over as a great lion tamer. Emerson Webster—If you can learn to sling the dirt as you an sling the bull, you should become a busy grave digger. Roy D. Holden—You will be in con- stant demand by both phone companies because you will be the only worker that will not have to climb the poles to fix the wires. Clyde Hill—You always wanted to be dressed up and looking stylish. You will be able to gratify your wish when you get a position as head waiter in a cafe. Dorothy Walter—You will be very rich and prosperous as president of the Salt Walter Taffy Company of Mexico. Frank Dennis—The strong man su- preme. You will be a heavyweight wrestler with Barnum Bailey. Elvira Shubert—We see Elvira as a popular co-ed at one of our leading uni- versities. Ella Slingluff—You will be somebody’s stenog. We know that you will make good. Helen Moser—Helen will go very high in the theatrical life—she will be an usher on the third balcony of a downtown theatre. Grace Jones—We see Grace as a popu- lar ‘Deb’ with her picture adorning the society section every Sunday. Margaret Moore—A few years hence you will be a ‘lady boss’ in a large dairy. Alice Williams—Alice, you will be a great orator. You will speak for all the ‘Woman’s Clubs’ at their conventions. Harold Koch—By your ability and by your usual way of being a hard worker you will secure a good position as an office boy on a barge. Elizabeth Leedom—We see you as a wizard aviatrix who does sky writing for a living. William Jones—You will be a great lumberman. Having that type of head that fits in with the lumber business should help ‘Bill’ achieve success. Abbie Carter—You will be head of the ‘Carter Copper Car Corporation,’ with offices in New York City.

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IlLl'E ANT) GOLD 15 HUMOR Lady—“Is ihis a camel’s hair brush?” Clerk—“Aw, git on! Camels don’t brush their hair. Please take this, said the business man, as he kissed his pretty stenographer. “Do you think this suit is alright for a bridge date? “What bridge is it on?” I suppose you will commit suicide if I refuse you.” “Ah-er-that has been my custom.” “Yes, mam, everything is alright but the cuspidor. Yes, the spitometer.” David: “What are you laughing at?’’ Asst.: “Oh, I just put a flapper in a room with a thousand hats, and no mir- ror. Louis Sponar is kinda old for his age. Bill Ewing has a job for this summer. All he has to do is to let his beard grow and help pop Irwin sweep up the floor. Hotel Clerk: “I can give you a room for three dollars and I can give you a hath for a dollar.” Lady: “Don’t get funny young man, I can give myself a hath for nothing.” Louis Sponar: Can you give an eight- letter word meaning a flapper?” Ray Freas: “No, I don’t believe I can.” Louis Sponar: “A bungalow shingled in hack, painted in front, and no attic.” Ray Freas: Haw! Haw! (horse laugh.) “What is it that flies in the air and has six legs?” “I don’t know. “Three robins.” Buck Ruth: “You can’t do it—you can’t do it—I tell you you can’t do it. Paul Righter: “Do what?” Buck Ruth: “Drive a Ford under a trolley car with the top up. “These four-wheeled brakes are won- derful things. Bill. “Why, what makes you think that? Well, you only knock a pedestrian down now, but you used to run over them. too. “How about it, chauffeur, is every- thing alright? Do you have plenty of gas, oil. and water, the engine running O. K... the wheels all on, everything al- right?” Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to he so quiet that you can hear a gum drop.” Sh-Sh-sh-mv foot’s asleep. “Johnny, what does a horse live on?” “The earth.” If Samuel Kessler’s nose was a little longer, it would make a good oil can. Jimmy Mellon might be witty, but John Greenleaf was whittier. Ikcy Moore: “These are the best stock- ings in the country, the longer you wear them the stronger they get.” Lady: Naturally.” She (after argument): “I’m going home to mother.” He: “That’s better than having her come here.” —Western. He (at 11 P. M.). “When I was a boy I used to ring doorbells and run away.” She (yawning). “And now you ring Fresh (digging dirt out of hole). “What shall I do with this dirt?” Mr. Alker (absently). “Dig anothei ho!c.”