Conshohocken High School - Echo Yearbook (Conshohocken, PA)

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8 BLl'E AND GOLD CHARLES KINDREGAN Kingy, Butch, Kerrigan, Shiek Charles is the comedian of the class. His humor keeps the teachers at their wits' end all the time. They can’t get mad at him. He’s so good looking and he goes them one better every time. He also claims that he has the speed record on the typewriter saying, he is too fast for any ordinary typewriter. Charles is a great athlete on the gridiron and on the track surpassed by only Nurmi himself. He is going to Illinois University. “C’mon Bates, cut it out.” HAROLD KOCH Jumpers, Kochy Harold is of miniature size, but what he lacks in size he makes up in his work. He is one whom our class is proud of, His favorite pastime is taking his ex- press wagon for a ride down Main Street. He is a good leader and has great am- bitions. However his greatest ambition is to be a preacher and he intends to en- roll at some large college to pursue this course. “How?” STEWART MacKENZIE Stew, Cat Killer, Pip Stewart is one of those flashy boys. He's always flashing a gun or a mouse to scare Grace. When not enjoying this re- creation or sleeping, Stewart can usually be found out gunning for cats. He is the cat killer of Canada. Stew cannot be con- tent with just gunning for cats so he plans to join the army after he is through school. Be careful Stew, and don’t go too far away from home. You may get lost. “Do you dare me?” RICHARD MOSTELLER Dick Richard is quite the flirt, you can see him most anytime talking with one of the opposite sex. You can always depend on Dick’s judgment. He claims he never makes a mistake. You can usually find Dick reading a wild West Story. He wants to run a ranch of his own in the future. “That’s not right.” PAUL ROBERTS Porky Paul is the mechanic of the class. He’s always tinkering about a car or looking for an old Ford. Porky is also a good student and stands high in the class. He is always ready for a good time and al- ways wants to know. “Shall I bring the Ford?” He has decided to be a Doctor, and will enroll in a medical school. “That's Bolona.” NELSON STUHLMULLER Nutts, Graft, Limburger, Nellie Nelson is said to be the windiest fel- low in the class and he is also an excellent prevaricator. When he is not engaged in this pastime he is thinking of a scheme to get out of Trig. Nelson likes to kill time in history, always arguing on the crookedness of politics claiming it is all graft. He is planning to be a lawyer. More Graft.” EMERSON WEBSTER Emy, Milky. Waldo Emerson cuts quite a caper with the girls' hearts. “He is just wonderful,” we have heard one girl exclaim. Emy is a good student and when he is not serving milk or collecting clothes he is studying to be a minister. He also thinks he would like to be a Physical Director. Whatever your choice, Milky, we wish you luck. Who told you?” WHO’S WHO Most brilliant - - - Alice Williams Most dignified ... Clyde Hill Most popular boy - - Frank Dennis Early riser - - Elizabeth Leedom Most shiftless - - Herbert Bowman Greatest athlete ... Roy Holden Nerviest ... Herman Finkelstein Vainest .... May Starke Wind manufacturer - Nelson Stuhlmuller Best natured ... Paul Roberts Handsomest boy - Stewart MacKenzie Prettiest girl - - Ella Johnson

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BU B ANI» bulging in this National pasltinie, he's helping Case, and is learning the movie business. He says, “Someday he is going to open a Theatre in Frog Hollow. What did you say?” FRANK DENNIS Tarzen, Jungles, Ape Frank is one in our class who is a good student. He can tell you anything you want to know about the jungles. His ability as a football player will never be forgotten. Tarzen is going to he an electrical engineer. “Give ’em the jungles. WILLIAM EWING Bill, Willie William is the musician of the class and is also a great singer and a great heart breaker. His cunning ways make all the girls fall for him. William has great ability as a leader and plans in the near future to take his newly organized or- chestra on a tour around the world. We wish you a safe journey. Do you wanta get hurt?” CARL FAUST Fausty Carl is one of the up to date modest hoys in our class. He never has a hair misplaced and always dresses right up to the minute. Carl is a good student and always enjoys playing the “sax” more than anything else and he deserves much credit as a musician. He also enjoys going to Jeffersonville and spends quite a hit of time in that city. “Yea, catch me.” HERMAN FINKELSTEIN Fink, Herni Herman is one of the little boys in the class, small of stature, hut oh my, he cer- tainly has a big place in Miss Buckle’s heart. When Herman isn't talking with Miss Buckle he is looking for something cheap, or someone to bet with on the hall games. His ambition is to manage a big league ball team. “How much.” FRANKLIN GOSHAW Hank Franklin is one of the very quiet boys in the class. In fact, you don't know he is around until he is called on to recite and he is always prepared. Hank is a baker of great renown and enjoys baking doughnuts. When not engaged at this, he is usually building a radio for some one or trying to tune in China. Franklin is preparing to engage in the manufacture of radios in the near future. Yea.” CLYDE HILL Clyde, Hilly Clyde is one of the very' industrious hoys of our class. He is very quiet ex- cept when in History where he can usual- ly be heard above every one else. His chief amusement is playing the saxaphone and this is what he does when he doesn't have a date to fill. Clyde's ambition is to be a minister. However, he has enrolled at LI. of I’, to study to be an Engineer. “Ungh” ROY HOLDEN Town Towy is our tall blonde athlete. He has a manner which we all admire, and a way with him which makes us do things in spite of ourselves. The good of the class is always the chief motive of Towy's school life. Without a mirror and comb Towy would be as much at loss as a sub- marine in the Sahara Desert. “Aw.” “Cut it out.” WILLIAM JONES Bill, Jonesy William is one of the best students in the class. He is also one of the quietest and most bashful. You can’t tell Bill is around until you hear him start to recite his lesson. He is never unprepared. His favorite pastime is telling Nelson Stuh- muller what “Student Council” stands for. Bill is going to take up Electrical En- gineering. What?”

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ni.ru AND GOLD 9 High school sport - Herbert Bowman Heart smasher ... Carl Faust Best orator ... Harold Koch Most eligible bachelor - Alan Carter Best musician - William Ewing Wittiest ... Charles Kindregan High school nuisance - The Freshmen Best linguist - - Alice Williams Biggest flirt - Isabelle MacRae Best all around girl - Lorraine Bell Smallest man ... Roy Holden Hardest worker ... Joseph Bate Best singer ... Helen Moser Greatest painter - Elizabeth Leedom Strongest man - - Philip Cardamone Greatest giggler - Margaret Barnshaw Class LAST WILL and TESTAMENT BE IT REMEMBERED That we, the Class of 1925 of the Con- shohocken High School, being of sound and disposing mind, memory and under- standing, do therefore make, publish and declare this to be our last Will and Testa- ment, hereby making void all former wills or promises by us at any time heretofore made as carelessly spoken, one to the other, as the thoughtless wish of an idle hour. And first we direct that our funeral ser- vices shall be conducted by our friends and well wishers, only asking as the last injunction of the dying, that the funeral be carried out with all the dignity and pomp that our worth, our merit, our at- tainments, and our position as Seniors of grave and reverend mien” must cer- tainly have deserved. We give and bequeath to the Faculty all the amazing knowledge and startling information that we have furnished them from time to time in our various exam, papers. We give and bequeath the Blue and Gold all the events of our lives, past, present, and to come, with all wonders, sensations, hair-breadth escapes, glorious attainments, and other deserved or unde- served notoriety and fame with which we may have been, or may hereafter be as- Laziest - Marian Robinson Bggest eater ... Helen Moser Greatest bluffer - Nelson Stuhlmuller Vamp - Isabelle MacRae Most pronounced spinster, Elvira Shupert Most egotistical - Richard Mostellar Tallest - Philip Cardamone Busiest ... Samuel Brett Biggest fusser - Catherine Kirkpatrick Thinnest - William Bennett Fattest - - - Ella Slingluff Most ill-tempered - Dorothy Walters Genius ... Katherine Rieger Sweetest girl - Catherine Kirkpatrick The class fooler - - William Ewing Will sociated, trusting that they may furnish plenty of material for new items and biilliant editorials for ages yet to come and serve as inspiration for those young- er Students who so naturally look to us for examples. The following may seem but trifling bequests, but we hope they may be ac- cepted, not as worthless things lavishly thrown away because we can no longer keep them, but as valuable assets to those who may receive then and continual re- minders of the generosity of heart dis- played in our free and full bestowal. To Dorothy Davies we bequeath Mar- garet Barnshaw's “West Conshie Cackle” and picturesque vocabulary. Dorothy surely will astound the Teachers now. William Bennett’s corpulent figure we assign to John Blackburn, and hope John will be as proud of it as Bill is. May Starke’s sweet disposition we leave to Smiles” Galbreath. “Phil” Cardamone’s high stature and mischievous ways we give to Glenn Davis but warn Glenn not to use same too fre- quently. To Ray Wilmer we will Marion Robin- son’s favorite hang-out—Room 11. We hope Ray will be as fortunate as Marian was. To Beatrice Gormley we will Ella Sling- luff’s willowy form.